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One of the funnist stories I've ever read!!

  • 24-08-2008 4:43pm
    #1
    QuadLeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭


    Not for the faint hearted but absolutely hilarious.

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  • #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Read more.


  • #3
    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    tl;dr


  • #4
    electric69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭electric69


    uh huh


  • #5
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Sounds like a load of bollocks. What 16 year old virgin would try that manoeuvre?


  • #6
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    that was a load of shyte


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  • #7
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    meh


  • #8
    QuadLeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    I thought it was hilarious. But then again I do have a childish sense of humour. Ah well.


  • #9
    TheZenWithin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    Thank you so much. That is easily the funiest thing i have ever read.forwarding link to friends now!!!


  • #10
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    That did not fill me with joy. More of a disgust that those few minutes are now gone.


  • #11
    TheZenWithin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    That did not fill me with joy. More of a disgust that those few minutes are now gone.

    Like the OP said it ait for everybody.tough luck.it was your choice to hit the link


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  • #12
    SUNGOD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    TheZenWithin wrote: »
    That is easily the funiest thing i have ever read.QUOTE]

    ya dont read much then?


  • #13
    TheZenWithin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    TheZenWithin wrote: »
    That is easily the funiest thing i have ever read.QUOTE]

    ya dont read much then?

    No it just means that it suits my stlye of humour dipsh*t.

    FYI I read alot.


  • #14
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    TheZenWithin wrote: »
    Like the OP said it ait for everybody.tough luck.it was your choice to hit the link

    Are you the defender of the internet?

    How can I know if I like something or not without reading it?


  • #15
    TheZenWithin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Are you the defender of the internet?

    How can I know if I like something or not without reading it?

    Defender of the internet? Grow up.

    So let me get this straight.If ,for example, you clicked on a link on a funny picture site and it told you that it may contain "adult content" etc before you click on it but you click on it anyway, and theres a pic of Paris Hilton doing the nasty, you would complain to whoever runs the site or whoever posted it?Even after you where told that chances are you could be offended and it is basically your choice to click on said link?

    This is the same in the basic concept.


  • #16
    QuadLeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    Karoma wrote: »
    Read more.

    I read a lot. (Well not as much as I'd like now that I'm working all the bloody time)
    As far as amusing stories go it's one of the best ones I've read. It's my sense of humour. I don't expect everyone to find it funny.


  • #17
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    imo,it wasn't the story that was funny (normally i'd be repulsed) but how he told the story (whether it's true or not).


  • #18
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    TheZenWithin wrote: »
    No it just means that it suits my stlye of humour dipsh*t.

    FYI I read alot.

    Banned.


  • #19
    QuadLeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    imo,it wasn't the story that was funny (normally i'd be repulsed) but how he told the story (whether it's true or not).

    I doubt it's true. It's not something your normal teenage girl would attempt.


  • #20
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    TheZenWithin wrote: »
    This is the same in the basic concept.

    No it isn't

    "absolutely hilarious."

    I was promised hilarity, was it delivered?


  • #21
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    TheZenWithin wrote: »
    So let me get this straight.If ,for example, you clicked on a link on a funny picture site and it told you that it may contain "adult content" etc before you click on it but you click on it anyway, and theres a pic of Paris Hilton doing the nasty, you would complain to whoever runs the site or whoever posted it?Even after you where told that chances are you could be offended and it is basically your choice to click on said link?

    This is the same in the basic concept.

    LOL. It is nothing like that. If I was to click on a link that said it contained adult material then I would expect it. I found no humour in this thread despite it being one of the funniest stories the op has ever read. You are the one who needs to grow up.


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  • #22
    QuadLeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    I was promised hilarity, was it delivered?

    I never promised anything. I found it hilarious (yes I have strange sense of humour). I don't expect everyone to find it funny. Anyway this is getting petty, If you don't like it move along.


  • #23
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    For a made up story it wasn't very good.


  • #24
    nanook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    well guys, I have to say it appealed to my warped sense of humor.


    Fact or fiction it was worth the couple of minutes.


  • #25
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Lol thank you for the story, pissed myself!

    Love this bit "And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon."

    :pac:


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I thought it was quite funny :)

    Not hilarious, but it made me laugh a bit.


  • #27
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    meh


  • #28
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Worst story ever, in the history of story-telling.


  • #29
    Halfrican
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Halfrican


    :DPretty hilirous story, really got into it 2 until the stupid girl jammed her finger in d dudes ass, i felt his innosence! :(

    wat is it with some girls, jammin fingers in dudes asses, especially the eastern european ones hmm?


  • #30
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    /oops, my bad, thought I was in a different forum...


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  • #31
    Dont Ban Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    I thought it was hilarious true or not..:D


  • #32
    jaycen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭jaycen


    Dont Ban Me wrote: »
    I thought it was hilarious true or not..:D


    Me too, too many holier than thous about these days.


  • #33
    Conar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭Conar


    Halfrican wrote: »
    wat is it with some girls, jammin fingers in dudes asses, especially the eastern european ones hmm?

    Care to expand on this? :confused:


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