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One of the funnist stories I've ever read!!

  • 24-08-2008 05:43PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭


    Not for the faint hearted but absolutely hilarious.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Read more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    tl;dr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭electric69


    uh huh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭latenia


    Sounds like a load of bollocks. What 16 year old virgin would try that manoeuvre?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    that was a load of shyte


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,018 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    meh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    I thought it was hilarious. But then again I do have a childish sense of humour. Ah well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    Thank you so much. That is easily the funiest thing i have ever read.forwarding link to friends now!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    That did not fill me with joy. More of a disgust that those few minutes are now gone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    That did not fill me with joy. More of a disgust that those few minutes are now gone.

    Like the OP said it ait for everybody.tough luck.it was your choice to hit the link


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    That is easily the funiest thing i have ever read.QUOTE]

    ya dont read much then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    That is easily the funiest thing i have ever read.QUOTE]

    ya dont read much then?

    No it just means that it suits my stlye of humour dipsh*t.

    FYI I read alot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Like the OP said it ait for everybody.tough luck.it was your choice to hit the link

    Are you the defender of the internet?

    How can I know if I like something or not without reading it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 115 ✭✭TheZenWithin


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Are you the defender of the internet?

    How can I know if I like something or not without reading it?

    Defender of the internet? Grow up.

    So let me get this straight.If ,for example, you clicked on a link on a funny picture site and it told you that it may contain "adult content" etc before you click on it but you click on it anyway, and theres a pic of Paris Hilton doing the nasty, you would complain to whoever runs the site or whoever posted it?Even after you where told that chances are you could be offended and it is basically your choice to click on said link?

    This is the same in the basic concept.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    Karoma wrote: »
    Read more.

    I read a lot. (Well not as much as I'd like now that I'm working all the bloody time)
    As far as amusing stories go it's one of the best ones I've read. It's my sense of humour. I don't expect everyone to find it funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,626 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    imo,it wasn't the story that was funny (normally i'd be repulsed) but how he told the story (whether it's true or not).


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,262 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    No it just means that it suits my stlye of humour dipsh*t.

    FYI I read alot.

    Banned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    imo,it wasn't the story that was funny (normally i'd be repulsed) but how he told the story (whether it's true or not).

    I doubt it's true. It's not something your normal teenage girl would attempt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    This is the same in the basic concept.

    No it isn't

    "absolutely hilarious."

    I was promised hilarity, was it delivered?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    So let me get this straight.If ,for example, you clicked on a link on a funny picture site and it told you that it may contain "adult content" etc before you click on it but you click on it anyway, and theres a pic of Paris Hilton doing the nasty, you would complain to whoever runs the site or whoever posted it?Even after you where told that chances are you could be offended and it is basically your choice to click on said link?

    This is the same in the basic concept.

    LOL. It is nothing like that. If I was to click on a link that said it contained adult material then I would expect it. I found no humour in this thread despite it being one of the funniest stories the op has ever read. You are the one who needs to grow up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭QuadLeo


    I was promised hilarity, was it delivered?

    I never promised anything. I found it hilarious (yes I have strange sense of humour). I don't expect everyone to find it funny. Anyway this is getting petty, If you don't like it move along.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    For a made up story it wasn't very good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    well guys, I have to say it appealed to my warped sense of humor.


    Fact or fiction it was worth the couple of minutes.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Lol thank you for the story, pissed myself!

    Love this bit "And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon."

    :pac:


  • Posts: 15,055 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I thought it was quite funny :)

    Not hilarious, but it made me laugh a bit.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    meh


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,156 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Worst story ever, in the history of story-telling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 Halfrican


    :DPretty hilirous story, really got into it 2 until the stupid girl jammed her finger in d dudes ass, i felt his innosence! :(

    wat is it with some girls, jammin fingers in dudes asses, especially the eastern european ones hmm?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,156 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    /oops, my bad, thought I was in a different forum...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    I thought it was hilarious true or not..:D


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