Worst smell you can think of

Sgt Hartman

The worst smell I can think of has to be fresh dog****. It's got to be the vilest smelling substance in the world. The fishy stench in some Dart train toilets runs a close second.

What's the worst you can think of?

mawk

ammonia salts. if they can wake you up with a concussion then you know theyre hardcore

dr.bollocko

Yore ma.

That felt good.

Creamy Goodness

the smell of rubbish at the top of grafton street near the evening herald/macdonalds.

c - 13

Rotting fish, 'nuff said

Schism

The smell of stale sweat off someone... have a wash ffs.

cute_cow

Cremo wrote: »

the smell of rubbish at the top of grafton street near the evening herald/macdonalds.

+1

I think its more of a smell of the sewrage (sp?) its just horrible!!

Miss Fluff

Decomposing human flesh. Worst smell ever was a discovered 5-day old corpse of a middle-aged man lying in 40 degree + heat when I lived in the Middle East. NEVER EVER EVER will I forget that smell, caught right up my nostrils:(

Curlypinkie

Fermented herring. Oh yuk. And people eat it..... don't ask me why:eek:

Schism

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Decomposing human flesh. Worst smell ever was a discovered 5-day old corpse of a middle-aged man lying in 40 degree + heat when I lived in the Middle East. NEVER EVER EVER will I forget that smell, caught right up my nostrils:(

That has got to be the winner.

Jimbo

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Decomposing human flesh. Worst smell ever was a discovered 5-day old corpse of a middle-aged man lying in 40 degree + heat when I lived in the Middle East. NEVER EVER EVER will I forget that smell, caught right up my nostrils:(

What did it look like?

Sgt Hartman

They once burned a dead horse in the field across from where I used to live. When I came within about ten metres of the charred carcass I was hit with one of the worst stenches I have ever come across.

Sgt Hartman

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Decomposing human flesh. Worst smell ever was a discovered 5-day old corpse of a middle-aged man lying in 40 degree + heat when I lived in the Middle East. NEVER EVER EVER will I forget that smell, caught right up my nostrils:(

Man that would give me nightmares if I came across that:eek:

Frankie Lee

Onions, Garlic and Scallions.
They make me feel like getting sick.

Flojo

For me its pavlovas, feel like hurling even by just looking at them

Jimbo

Frankie Lee wrote: »

Onions, Garlic and Scallions.
They make me feel like getting sick.

We have a winner

Sgt Hartman

Frankie Lee wrote: »

Onions, Garlic and Scallions.
They make me feel like getting sick.

I have to say I love the above veggies, mmmm. A curry's not a curry without plenty of garlic and onions.

Hate the smell of lilies as well. They smell like mouldy socks.

Dord

Oven cleaner.

Schism

The dog's farts are pretty rank now that I think of it. They're so bad I doubt any human could replicate such a stench.

He's a ****er about it too, acts all innocent like it wasn't him.

KBarry

Ripe dead people tbh.

Frankie Lee

My sisters doberman has let off some of the worse farts i've ever smelt too

Parsley

A bad gee.

Gazza22

A few years ago, my grandmother became ill and the docs didn't know what the cause was.

We noticed little bits of hair in her tap water one day. I went up to the attic, lifted up the water tank and there was a dead rat at the outlet of the tank, it was there that long that it was enclosed in a jelly-like cocoon. When i took it out the cocoon thing broke and my god the smell was indescribable. There was just a pile of mushy goo with bits of the rats body in it. The smell stayed in the house for days.

:eek:

gino85

a bucket full of dead eels i had to dump one day

GusherING

Banana's are quite smelly.
Also, if you walk by someone's garden after they have just put out fertiliser and its been raining. That wreaks!

AckwelFoley

There is a rather unforgetable whiff off a 3 wk old corpse.
I once went to pick up an old lady with an undertaker i used to help out

she died at home, we picked her up at the hospital morgue.

vicks vapour rub under the nose helps.

mind u, i couldnt wash the smell off my cock for about a month

gino85

snyper wrote: »

mind u, i couldnt wash the smell of my cock for about a month

hazzards of the job my friend

dulpit

snyper wrote: »

mind u, i couldnt wash the smell off my cock for about a month

:eek:


Worst smell i know was when i was up in my scout hall a few years ago, we were getting gear ready for a competition (so it would have been april or so) and the food box we always use fell open on top of me, and what used to be ham fell onto me (in liquid form)... *shudders*

The last time the box had been used would have been Summer camp the
year before (July/August).

Oh, also - the smell from the English Market very early in the morning is horrible too...

ronbyrne2005

When I have a really bad hangover the smell of whiskey or red wine makes me puke. I hate whiskey, red wine even when not hungover BTW.

MarinoMark

The white cheese that gathers under the foreskin after a wnk, My brother who is a medic tells me they refer to it as smegma !!
Mind you, I am no saint in that Dept, Hands up !!:D:D

alie

Rollmops

ronbyrne2005

MarinoMark wrote: »

The white cheese that gathers under the foreskin after a wnk, My brother who is a medic tells me they refer to it as smegma !!
Mind you, I am no saint in that Dept, Hands up !!:D:D

:eek:

Bar of soap, Warm water, wash under foreskin, Dry , no more smell.

Truck

john player blue
:cool:

Rozabeez

Cellery, while its cooking. Eugh.

alie

tom cat p.e.e

KnifeWRENCH

Vaseline, after it's been on your lips for a while. Can't stand it.

alie

ooh er????

ewj1978

9 mackerel sitting in an old oven for 2 months...

Creamy Goodness

alie wrote: »

tom cat p.e.e

it's great to get high off though.

bluto63

Henneseys cognac makes me feel sick everytime I smell it now ever since that one bad drunken night...

Also Mcdonalds farts

Kiera

snyper wrote: »

There is a rather unforgetable whiff off a 3 wk old corpse.
I once went to pick up an old lady with an undertaker i used to help out

she died at home, we picked her up at the hospital morgue.

vicks vapour rub under the nose helps.

mind u, i couldnt wash the smell off my cock for about a month

I love you, snyper

Sailormoon

Truck wrote: »

john player blue
:cool:

The weird thing I've noticed about cigarettes in general is that they can smell completely rotten or quite nice depending on who and where is smoking them

Red Hand

Had a substitute teacher for about a month when in school. She used to wear sandels on warm days and the smell of feet was gag inducing.

PrivateEye

Nightclub toilets. Nice and late at night, when full on madness has taken over and every idiot is spewing like they're possessed.

Captain Slow IRL

Schism wrote: »

The dog's farts are pretty rank now that I think of it. They're so bad I doubt any human could replicate such a stench.

Try taco chips from Skabrakebabra and Guinness.

Burning clutch for me or the smell of piss walking along times square in hot humid weather.

The smell from damages cases of beer/cider. If one can is burst it leaks all over the cardboard, which goes incredibly mouldy and foul smelling very quickly. i found a damaged case of satzenbrau last week at work and nearly puked on the spot it was so bad.

Ruu_Old

Pigs blood mixed in with slurry, neighbouring farmer.

a dead whale that was out near my grans for weeks on end. The smell made me wanna hurl. The bloody thing was too big for the council to move so they just let it rot there !

D

Ammonia-soaked fermented shark meat. Tastes not bad but the smell makes you gag.

(Its an Icelandic dish)

Taylieboo

Joop Aftershave

AckwelFoley

Ruu, thats illegal i think..