Like Lego

Smart Bug

Out for a few last night, am a bit of a Legoman now. Just wanted to declare that. I can't very well stand up here in work and shout

"I had an a*se load of beer last night so leave me the f*ck alone you pig f*ck*n hoorbags"

so I'm rantin here instead.

Anyone else in this boat (on a sea of alcohol)?

funk-you

Well done.....?

-Funk

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Pics or yore ma didn't happen.

Smart Bug

A bit rare in fact.

Kiera

Does “yore ma” sound the same coming from a girl? Less impact?

Dinter

Kiera wrote: »

Does “yore ma” sound the same coming from a girl? Less impact?

It depends on if you fake a deep voice or not.

Smart Bug

Your Da works. As in: met yore Da out last noite, he's a riode he is...

biko

Travel and/or join a sorority

Wagon

Hit someone. Hard. Like a hoorebag.

antodeco

Best response:

"Rather me da then me ma, and me ma's not bad."

PurpleBerry

What in the fuck is a "legoman"?

And no, I'm sorry but I don't get hangovers. If I drink up to two litres of rum I'll be fine the next day, two to three I'll feel a tad queasy alright and anything more than that I may need to vomit the next morning. But after that I'll be fine again, it doesn't last long. I'll be up cooking eggs and bacon the next morning as everyone else groans and sheilds thier eyes from the sunlight. I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

Smart Bug

Damn you to hell.

I'm a Legoman = I'm in bits.

Steve_o

I thought this was gonna be about Lego....

PurpleBerry

Smart Bug wrote: »

I'm a Legoman = I'm in bits.

I love this country with it's unique take on the English language!

humanji

Steve_o wrote:

I thought this was gonna be about Lego....

So did I and I'm a bit annoyed that it wasn't. How the hell does legoman=in bits?

ShooterSF

Steve_o wrote: »

I thought this was gonna be about Lego....

So did I. No wait i haven't done this yet and I laugh everytime so here goes....

"I for one welcome our legomen overlords"

joejoem

Neesa wrote: »

I love this country with it's unique take on the English language!

You spelt Neassa wrong

Smart Bug

<sigh>

A lego man is in bits. I am also in bits (due to the above stated reason), thus my saying "I am a legoman" is a simile of the fact that I'm hungover.

Kiera

Smart Bug wrote: »

<sigh>

A lego man is in bits. I am also in bits (due to the above stated reason), thus my saying "I am a legoman" is a simile of the fact that I'm hungover.

I thought the lego men were the only part that didn’t come in bits? Now if you had of said a lego wall……..

PurpleBerry

joejoem wrote: »

You spelt Neassa wrong

Who is Neassa when he's at home?

brianthebard

Neesa wrote: »

I love this country with it's unique take on the English language!

are you not local?

Smart Bug

Kiera wrote: »

I thought the lego men were the only part that didn’t come in bits? Now if you had of said a lego wall……..

Okay, okay, I am composed entirely of Lego... :rolleyes:

Kiera

Smart Bug wrote: »

Okay, okay, I am composed entirely of Lego... :rolleyes:

You could be a Kinder Surprise? They come in bits

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

brianthebard wrote: »

are you not local?

I don't think that one's from this feckin' planet at all.

ShooterSF

Or anything from IKEA..

joejoem

Neesa wrote: »

Who is Neassa when he's at home?

Neassa is usually a country woman.

Naos

Kiera wrote: »

I thought the lego men were the only part that didn’t come in bits? Now if you had of said a lego wall……..

Incorrect.

A lego mans head, hands and legs all come off. Thus, he's in bits.

Kiera

Naos wrote: »

Incorrect.

A lego mans head, hands and legs all come off. Thus, he's in bits.

No way, B. I remember lego!

*runs off to get nephews lego*

Smart Bug

I'm like a flatpack book cabinet doesn't have quite the same edge as saying I'm like lego tho.

ShooterSF

Smart Bug wrote: »

I'm like a flatpack book cabinet doesn't have quite the same edge as saying I'm like lego tho.

I dunno always preferred the ocified or that sore my pockets hurt lines...

Your probably right though.....

PurpleBerry

People do tend to call me Nessa. A lot. Or Lisa. Or sometimes Melissa or Anita or even one time Melinda.

I love all your uniquely Irish sayings. "Wrecks me head" "In bits" "Off your rocker" "Mad yolk" "Bleedin' rapid". When I first heard "What's the story?" I hadn't a clue how to answer it! From experience the answer seems to be "Fuck all, man. You?"

I'm not sure if these are Irish or just Dublish as I live in Dublin so hear more opf these. I do know a Wexfordonian word too though. It's "quare" and it means "very".

(No, I'm not a language student)

Smart Bug

More Wexfordian for you:

Hape = a heap (of sh!te usually)

shenanigans1982

Smart Bug wrote: »

I'm like a flatpack book cabinet doesn't have quite the same edge as saying I'm like lego tho.

You could be jigsaw man.

Naos

Kiera wrote: »

No way, B. I remember lego!

*runs off to get nephews lego*

Yes way, S. Now kindly inflate my ego and say, "You were correct".

Steve_o

Stickle Bricks FTW....:D

Also, i'm disappointed that the sacred name of Lego is being associated with a hangover....FOR SHAME!!!!!

Defenestrate

After Hours is full of disappointments today. First, a 'Nice Check-Out Assistants' topic without pictures of hot wimmins and now, a Lego topic without Lego. Quite frankly I'm upset!

humanji

Naos wrote: »

Incorrect.

A lego mans head, hands and legs all come off. Thus, he's in bits.

A legoman is all those parts put together. On their own they're just bits, so the phrase would be "I'm a deconstructed Legoman."

Using IKEA could only be used when you want to imply that you're in bits and cheap, ie had been drinking Scrumpy in a field.

"I'm WTC" or "I'm David Gest" would be better phrases, IMO.

Kiera

Naos wrote: »

Yes way, S. Now kindly inflate my ego and say, "You were correct".

Never!!!

Parsley

Naos wrote: »

Yes way, S. Now kindly inflate my ego and say, "You were correct".

I'll say it! You could pull the hands out of the arms, the arms out of the sockets, the head off the torso and the legs came off too. You could also take each leg off the hip thing individually.

FX Meister

humanji wrote: »

"I'm WTC" or "I'm David Gest" would be better phrases, IMO.

Do people actually say those phrases? Sounds like something you would hear straight from the mouth of a douche bag.

Naos

humanji wrote: »

A legoman is all those parts put together. On their own they're just bits, so the phrase would be "I'm a deconstructed Legoman."

Say what? Explain that one more time there champ.

A Legoman that is taken apart is deemed in bits.

Nice one Parsley

humanji

FX Meister wrote: »

Do people actually say those phrases? Sounds like something you would hear straight from the mouth of a douche bag.

No, they're just possible replacements that fit in better that the legoman analogy, since those things are actually in bits.

Naos wrote:

Say what? Explain that one more time there champ.

A Legoman that is taken apart is deemed in bits.

Nice one Parsley

But he didn't say he was a legoman in bits. He said he was legoman, which is just one bit. See? :P

Naos

Hmmmm, I see what you've done there.

Fair enough.

Kiera

Naos wrote: »

Hmmmm, I see what you've done there.

Fair enough.

I win!