My knees are sore

brianthebard

Our bullucks went for an adventure to the field next door yesterday,we spent 3 hours trying to herd them back in today.My knees are raped from running through thistles,was soaked to the skin,and we still only got 3 back,one ran off through another field and hasnt been seen since.Anyways just venting,theres no where else to post this(was AB approved?) so you night time folk get to enjoy...well not really.End.

minxie

aaah you poor thing...:(
*hug*

animan

Yeah my shins and knees are sore from being kicked. I really should stop making everything anyone says sound dirty.

Also a horse kicked me in the ankle. Oh and my left ball is crushed from jumping.

Pics?

animan

Moonbaby wrote: »

Pics?

ehh no. I don't even want to look. Oh and I'm 15 pervert.:pac:

brianthebard

minxie1 wrote: »

aaah you poor thing...:( *hug*

thankee.Is moonbaby always that pervy?Leave the child alone MB!

challengemaster

brianthebard wrote:

raped

aye, rape will do that to the knees alrght...:pac:

brianthebard

Lolz!

randylonghorn

animan wrote: »

pervert.:pac:

Oh, would you look who's talking!

Don't mind, him MB, he loves setting people up and then ambushing them!

challengemaster wrote: »

aye, rape will do that to the knees alrght...:pac:

We won't ask how you know ... O_o

Teutorix

it seems i do have a dirty mind.
did anyone else notice how suspicious the title of this thread was?
probably just me. wasnt it?

randylonghorn

Teutorix wrote: »

it seems i do have a dirty mind.
did anyone else notice how suspicious the title of this thread was?
probably just me. wasnt it?

Yes ...

... just you! :eek:



>_>

<_<

Steve

brianthebard wrote: »

Our bullucks went for an adventure to the field next door yesterday,we spent 3 hours trying to herd them back in today.My knees are raped from running through thistles,was soaked to the skin,and we still only got 3 back,one ran off through another field and hasnt been seen since.Anyways just venting,theres no where else to post this(was AB approved?) so you night time folk get to enjoy...well not really.End.

Sorry dude, I'm from Dublin - excuse my ignorance.
What are bullucks? Is that a local term for teh wimminz - it's the only way your post is making sense...

brianthebard

Lulz,bullucks are castrated bull calves.

Teutorix

SteveC wrote: »

Sorry dude, I'm from Dublin - excuse my ignorance.
What are bullucks? Is that a local term for teh wimminz - it's the only way your post is making sense...

jesus im from dublin and even i know what a bulluck is! :rolleyes:

Teutorix

brianthebard wrote: »

Lulz,bullucks are castrated bull calves.

to clarify that for mr. ignorance (just playing buddy) castration is where you chop their balls off!

Steve

brianthebard wrote: »

Lulz,bullucks are castrated bull calves.

aaah...

...no wonder they legged it then.:pac:

Steve

Teutorix wrote: »

jesus im from dublin and even i know what a bulluck is! :rolleyes:

Teutorix wrote: »

to clarify that for mr. ignorance (just playing buddy) castration is where you chop their balls off!

You have a lot to learn young padwan...;)

randylonghorn

SteveC wrote: »

Sorry dude, I'm from Dublin - excuse my ignorance.

Ah, never mind, we'll talk to you anyway ...

SteveC wrote: »

What are bullucks? Is that a local term for teh wimminz?

Nah, you're thinking of "sheep".

A bullock is a young bull whose nuts have been crushed even more than Animan's ...

Can't have them running loose around the countryside, lest they take revenge on our sheep, d'ya'see?!

minxie

SteveC wrote: »

aaah...

...no wonder they legged it then.:pac:

a new perspective on "bullrunning".....:eek:

Steve

randylonghorn wrote: »

Nah, you're thinking of "sheep".

STFU - I know teh difference between wimminz and sheep..:mad:










did I just say that out loud? - feck....

randylonghorn

SteveC wrote: »

STFU - I know teh difference between wimminz and sheep..:mad:



did I just say that out loud? - feck....

Sheep haven't said "no" to you as often? :pac:


/ducks

Steve

randylonghorn wrote: »

Sheep haven't said "no" to you as often? :pac:

Velcro gloves FTW....:D

Teutorix

did it occur to anyone here that we are essentially calling a guy from dublin a sheepshagger?:rolleyes:

minxie

Teutorix wrote: »

did it occur to anyone here that we are essentially calling a guy from dublin a sheepshagger?:rolleyes:

easy to find i hear tho.....:D

Steve

Teutorix wrote: »

did it occur to anyone here that we are essentially calling a guy from dublin a sheepshagger?:rolleyes:

And a good one at that thanks...

brianthebard

Teutorix wrote: »

did it occur to anyone here that we are essentially calling a guy from dublin a sheepshagger?:rolleyes:

are you saying because he's a dub he can't be into beastiality?Fupping racist.

randylonghorn

Teutorix wrote: »

did it occur to anyone here that we are essentially calling a guy from dublin a sheepshagger?:rolleyes:

It's Steve, though ... that explains everything! (see below)

SteveC wrote: »

And a good one at that thanks...

Teutorix

brianthebard wrote: »

are you saying because he's a dub he can't be into beastiality?Fupping racist.

no im just saying its usually people from dublin call the rest of the country sheepshaggers.
if a man likes sheep in "that" way he can go about his business, i wont object.

challengemaster

We all know its the welsh who are the real sheep shaggers anywho..:pac:

edit: glad to hear you got yer bollicks back, brian.

Steve

Teutorix wrote: »

no im just saying its usually people from dublin call the rest of the country sheepshaggers.
if a man likes sheep in "that" way he can go about his business, i wont object.

Are you from teh sticks?
maybe we can discuss technique?

I prefer the welly-cliff method, what do you think?

Teutorix

SteveC wrote: »

Are you from teh sticks?
maybe we can discuss technique?

I prefer the welly-cliff method, what do you think?

im from finglass actually, moved to kerry. never got into the local tradition if you know what i mean

randylonghorn

challengemaster wrote: »

We all know its the welsh who are the real sheep shaggers anywho..:pac:

Hmmm ... is that an Anti Welsh statement I wonder? :pac:

challengemaster wrote: »

edit: glad to hear you got yer bollicks back, brian.

Now, if only Animan could get his back ...

brianthebard

challengemaster wrote: »

We all know its the welsh who are the real sheep shaggers anywho..:pac: edit: glad to hear you got yer bollicks back, brian.

i only have three now though.

randylonghorn

brianthebard wrote: »

i only have three now though.

Gre-e-e-e-dy! :eek:

Teutorix wrote: »

im from finglass actually, moved to kerry. never got into the local tradition if you know what i mean

Ah, yiz don't know what you're missing!

(Where in Kerry, btw?)

Teutorix

randylonghorn wrote: »

(Where in Kerry, btw?)

camp, few miles west of tralee out on teh dingle peninsula

brianthebard

brianthebard wrote: »

i only have three now though.

Are they new?

randylonghorn

Teutorix wrote: »

camp, few miles west of tralee out on teh dingle peninsula

Yep, know it, foot of the Conor Pass. Nice spot in the summer (or it would be if we had a summer!), but probably a bit remote / quiet in the winter.

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

Are they new?

do you want to see them?

brianthebard

brianthebard wrote: »

do you want to see them?

Sure why not.
btw I meant that if he knows the herd and land, he prob find his own way back by morning.
Assuming that he doesn't drown in a ditch.

Teutorix

randylonghorn wrote: »

Yep, know it, foot of the Conor Pass. Nice spot in the summer (or it would be if we had a summer!), but probably a bit remote / quiet in the winter.

hole in one my friend, its fun in the summer as all of my friends from dublin come here on hols but the winter is depressing

Steve

brianthebard wrote: »

do you want to see them?

Moonbaby wrote: »

Sure why not.

Spare us - please....

brianthebard

Moonbaby wrote: »

Sure why not.
btw I meant that if he knows the herd and land, he prob find his own way back by morning.
Assuming that he doesn't drown in a ditch.

will post a pic when i can so...He doesnt know the land hes on now though,and the herd is only the four bullucks(we've more in a different place).Ditch is looking possible...

randylonghorn

Teutorix wrote: »

hole in one my friend, its fun in the summer as all of my friends from dublin come here on hols but the winter is depressing

Yeah, I could imagine, you'd nearly be better off to be a bit further out in Dingle itself, there would be a bit more life in winter at least.


Brian ... what exactly are you threatening to show Moonbaby? O_o

brianthebard

randylonghorn wrote: »

Brian ... what exactly are you threatening to show Moonbaby? O_o

wouldn't you like to know...Can't post pics atm though,it'll be a day or two.

Teutorix

randylonghorn wrote: »

Yeah, I could imagine, you'd nearly be better off to be a bit further out in Dingle itself, there would be a bit more life in winter at least.

well its only 10 minutes into tralee so there is plenty to do, id hate to be any further back, makes it difficult to get to tralee in a short space of time. and dingle dosent have much to do.

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote: »

Brian ... what exactly are you threatening to show Moonbaby? O_o

From what I gather, it'll take him a few days before he can find his bollicks, if he doesn't get lost in the ditch/bushes first. :pac:

Teutorix

challengemaster wrote: »

From what I gather, it'll take him a few days before he can find his bollicks, if he doesn't get lost in the ditch/bushes first. :pac:

here we are talking about bollicks, sheep shagging and now you go and put a BUSH in.
What is going on here!

brianthebard

Teutorix wrote: »

here we are talking about bollicks, sheep shagging and now you go and put a BUSH in.
What is going on here!

average day on the farm tbh...

Teutorix

brianthebard wrote: »

average day on the farm tbh...

the innuendo is pouring forth like the amazon bursting its banks

challengemaster

Ah here, we don't really need to go into when brian bursts his banks now.. or if its like the amazon.. thx