Can I ask some GF advice

mikeindublin

Hey, I'm a wee bit shy about this I need some advice. I've been going out with my gf for almost a month now. We haven't slept together (she's got morals, she says). I was around her apartment last night, waiting on her to get ready, I casually open a bedside drawer (okay, I was being nosey) and she's got condoms and KY jelly there...what am I to think? lease, I'm going mad thinking about it...

I'm a good-looing guy, so, what...

January

She's obviously ridin' someone else...

Seriously though, they're probably left there from a previous relationship. No biggie.

flanzer

You've come to the right place mike. If she's inexperienced, there's a lad called snyper that lurks around these parts. From what I can see, he's the man with all these type of answers. I'm stumped on this one. My guess is she's not into 'normal' type riding but more into what every man eventually chances their arm with in the sack, the forbidden chocolate highway!

mikeindublin

adrieanne__x wrote: »

She's obviously ridin' someone else...

Seriously though, they're probably left there from a previous relationship. No biggie.

But, what would a girl want with KY jelly...I thought it was for gays...

turf

ky isnt for gays.. its for regular girl/guy.

is there generally a lack of fruit in her kitchen?

dsmythy

Well at least you got the looing sorted.

irlirishkev

mikeindublin wrote: »

But, what would a girl want with KY jelly...I thought it was for gays...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

mikeindublin

flanzer wrote: »

You've come to the right place mike. There's a lad called snyper that lurks around these parts. From what I can see, he's the man with all these type of answers. I'm stumped on this one. My guess is she's not into 'normal' type riding but more into what every man eventually chances their arm with in the sack, the forbidden chocolate highway!

Well, I dunno how long i can keep going home with all this unrealised ambotion if you know what I mean. Judging by the condoms and the y she's clearly in to sex, but, why not with me? I'm good-looking, got a nice body, she says I'm a great kisser...I dunno...

mikeindublin

irlirishkev wrote: »

:eek: :eek: :eek:

What?

Terry

mikeindublin wrote: »

Hey, I'm a wee bit shy about this I need some advice. I've been going out with my gf for almost a month now. We haven't slept together (she's got morals, she says). I was around her apartment last night, waiting on her to get ready, I casually open a bedside drawer (okay, I was being nosey) and she's got condoms and KY jelly there...what am I to think? lease, I'm going mad thinking about it...

I'm a good-looing guy, so, what...

Listen, I can leave this thread here and you can get replies about ass rape and such, or I can move it to personal issues if you want some serious replies.

It's up to you.

Also, I used ky jelly when I had to take suppositories. They just slid right up.

turf

Terry wrote: »

Listen, I can leave this thread here and you can get replies about ass rape and such, or I can move it to personal issues if you want some serious replies.

It's up to you.

ass rape?where?

biko

I hope for your sake you have a massive dick, otherwise the KY is definitely for someone else.

mikeindublin

Terry wrote: »

Listen, I can leave this thread here and you can get replies about ass rape and such, or I can move it to personal issues if you want some serious replies.

It's up to you.

Also, I used ky jely when I had to take suppositories. They just slid right up.

Hey, whatever you think is best, personal issues is probably better...i just didn't know where to post...

admiralofthefleet

the ky is for when she lets u bob her up the bonus tunnel

mikeindublin

biko wrote: »

I hope for your sake you have a massive dick, otherwise the KY is definitely for someone else.

I'd say I have a large dick, not massive...but, crtainly above average.

mikeindublin

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the ky is for when she lets u bob her up the bonus tunnel

I'd take whatever tunel I can get at the mo...

flanzer

Ah leave it here, more exposure and all that!:pac:

Jesus Wept

I can't really take your posts seriously until you start signing them Mike.

Mike

Terry

mikeindublin wrote: »

Hey, whatever you think is best, personal issues is probably better...i just didn't know where to post...

Going by your replies, I'm going to leave it here.

mikeindublin

The-Rigger wrote: »

I can't really take your posts seriously until you start signing them Mike.

Mike

What do you mean, I should put 'mike' at the end of every post? No problem...

FlutterinBantam

She needs some good cornholing pretty damn quick or you done lost her Big Boy.

Wurly

Em, for masturbation!

Kablam

*goes to kitchen for more pop corn*

Can't wait to see where this thread goes:D

Jesus Wept

mikeindublin wrote: »

What do you mean, I should put 'mike' at the end of every post? No problem...

Thanks Mike.

Mike

mikeindublin

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

She needs some good cornholing pretty damn quick or you done lost her Big Boy.

well, i'm confused, she says she only ever slept with 2 other guys...we go swimming together and she praises my phisique, says how hot I look, yes, she's not in to sex...i dunno what to think...

admiralofthefleet

The-Rigger wrote: »

I can't really take your posts seriously until you start signing them Mike.

Mike

The-Rigger wrote: »

Thanks Mike.

Mike

splitting my sides trigger

gar

mikeindublin

Tri wrote: »

Em, for masturbation!

Well, I do masturbate a few times a day.

turf

is rape ever a solution here?

MIN2511

Dude... you just opened a can of worms in AH!!!! Argh, PI tbh. Erm i have all of them in my bedside drawer and i have MORALS!

Terry

Tri wrote: »

Em, for masturbation!

Yep.
KY + Condoms + cucumber.

dsmythy

mikeindublin wrote: »

well, i'm confused, she says she only ever slept with 2 other guys...we go swimming together and she praises my phisique, says how hot I look, yes, she's not in to sex...i dunno what to think...

Not sure if your taking the piss here but if not then i can only guess her morals she stands by don't include not plugging herself.

admiralofthefleet

turf wrote: »

is rape ever a solution here?

you know who you should ask...

mikeindublin

Terry wrote: »

Yep.
KY + Condoms + cucumber.

Ah no, she's a sweet girl, why would she do that and not sleep with me?

Wurly

mikeindublin wrote: »

Well, I do masturbate a few times a day.

I'm talking about her. Maybe she uses the KY Jelly to lubricate herself whilst masturbating.

MagicMarker

mikeindublin wrote: »

Ah no, she's a sweet girl, why would she do that and not sleep with me?

Because only dirty girls masturbate?

jigglywoo

Maybe the lube is for a midnight snack, especially if it's flavoured

mikeindublin

MagicMarker wrote: »

Because only dirty girls masturbate?

Well, wny would she masturbate and not sleep with me?

turf

mikeindublin wrote: »

Well, wny would she masturbate and not sleep with me?

its two very different things

turf

turf wrote: »

ky isnt for gays.. its for regular girl/guy.

is there generally a lack of fruit in her kitchen?

i brought up the masturbation thing at the very start of the thread btw.. no one noticed

admiralofthefleet

mikeindublin

turf wrote: »

its two very different things

Heah, different, but sex would be better for her that masturbatiob...

MagicMarker

mikeindublin wrote: »

Heah, different, but sex would be better for her that masturbatiob...

Says you.

Wurly

turf wrote: »

its two very different things

Exactly. Masturbating involves just yourself. Sex involves another person.

Just because she's slept with people before, doesn't mean she should be ready to have sex with you whenever. Maybe she's just not ready yet.

And I certainly wouldn't sleep with someone just cos they had a nice physique.:rolleyes:

Also, the condoms are probably left over from the last relationship she was in. Again, completely normal!

turf

MagicMarker wrote: »

Says you.

qft. girls are way better at amusing themselves than we are at amusin them.

mikeindublin

Tri wrote: »

Exactly. Masturbating involves just yourself. Sex involves another person.

Just because she's slept with people before, doesn't mean she should be ready to have sex with you whenever. Maybe she's just not ready yet.

And I certainly wouldn't sleep with someone just cos they had a nice physique.:rolleyes:

Also, the condoms are probably left over from the last relationship she was in. Again, completely normal!

I think she might be a bit sexually ****ed up. I'm going to confront her at the weekend. Ask her why she won't sleep with me.

Wurly

mikeindublin wrote: »

I think she might be a bit sexually ****ed up. I'm going to confront her at the weekend. Ask her why she won't sleep with me.

Yeah.... I can see that going well.:rolleyes:

How about showing a little respect and waiting til she's ready? Just cos she's not ready, doesn't mean she's sexually f*cked up! Cop on to yourself, will ya. That's if your not totally taking the mick here....

brucer24!

just because shes not ready to sleep with you,shes sexually ****ed up..seriously??
maybe shes just not ready!

turf

mike wat age r u? all ur posts abot ur physique nd ****,,? 16-17?

Call Me Jimmy

Whereabouts in the country are you? I find this sort of thing changes from county to county. In some counties it could mean she's sleeping around and in others that she is probably just masturbating.

dsmythy

mikeindublin wrote: »

I think she might be a bit sexually ****ed up. I'm going to confront her at the weekend. Ask her why she won't sleep with me.

She's already told you. Morals. Guaranteed angry woman.

Captain Darling

Tri wrote: »

Yeah.... I can see that going well.:rolleyes:

How about showing a little respect and waiting til she's ready? Just cos she's not ready, doesn't mean she's sexually f*cked up! Cop on to yourself, will ya. That's if your not totally taking the mick here....

This man talks sense. Sense!!!! I tells ya.