annoying friend - suggestions

LouOB

A friend of mine in work has a MAJOR crush on a guy that gets the same train as ourselves. She has gotten a sneeky peek of his staff card (well it was around his neck like a dog tag) and knows where he works & his name.

But how would you approach this?
Can hardly walk up to guy on the platform or packed train.

By now this girl is doing my head in and getting kinda stalkerish on this guy. Google his name and company he works for - finding out this job etc
Its getting abit obsessive

What to do?

Turd Ferguson

Get her to go up to him and say "Hey"

Problem solved.

Sherifu

LouOB wrote: »

What to do?

Rape.

KTRIC

Look I told you and your friend all ready, I'm gay and I'm not interested.

SheroN

LouOB wrote: »

What to do?

Warn the guy.

LouOB

Would be really cool if he was on boards
Problem solved....
So who gets a train home from work .... PM me

connundrum

Your friend should pop round to his ma's for dinner one day. Get in with the ma, then your sorted.

Or she should rape him tbh.

Dinter

Send you to talk to him as her "ugly mate".

Captain Darling

Introduce her to a certain stalker on boards, they both seem to have similar interests.

LouOB

Dinter wrote: »

Send you to talk to him as her "ugly mate".

Thought about this but

Louob : hi
Guy : hi, no
L :what you mean no
G: well no
L: its not for me like
G: well who then
L: her
G :oh - ok, maybe then


and im meant to still like the person to be going out with a friend - mmmm:pac:

boneless

Tell him to hide his bunnies??

Dord

:rolleyes:

I hate those people who wear their work ID cards around their neck everywhere.

dlofnep

Sounds like my kinda woman. I love a good old stalker.

stovelid

LouOB wrote: »

So who gets a train home from work .... PM me

Cue 50,000 PMs....

Dinter

Ah you don't have to be ugly to be the "ugly mate".

It's just that you've to do the chatting up knowing you're gonna just pass him over to your friend. If you were a bloke you'd be a "wingman" which tbh does sound a little nicer!!

Kinetic^

dlofnep wrote: »

I love a good old stalker.

Must run in the family coz yore ma is a big fan of them too!

Fishyfreak

She should push him in front of the train:

Two Scenarios:

1. He gets seriously injured and she can nurse him back to health and let him fall in love with her a-la some disney movie.

2. He dies (But then nobody else can have him, it's win/win really)

Captain Darling

Dinter wrote: »

"wingmanperson"

PC police alert. Careful now!

Ziggurat

Create a small altar to Baphomet and offer prayers and animals that He may smite this woman who bothers you so.

Fishyfreak

Dord wrote: »

:rolleyes:

I hate those people who wear their work ID cards around their neck everywhere.

Me too, hate the f*ckers that do it myself.

thefinalstage

Dinter wrote: »

Ah you don't have to be ugly to be the "ugly mate".

It's just that you've to do the chatting up knowing you're gonna just pass him over to your friend. If you were a bloke you'd be a "wingman" which tbh does sound a little nicer!!

LouOB

Should I post this guys initials??
just for the crack<<<

jon1981

sure tell her not to be shy i don't bite

SheroN

is your friend hot? Honest answer now.

Quazzie

Walk up to him on the train platfrom with her in tow and just say "hi, do you know my friend <insert stalkers name here>.? " and then just turn around and walk away leaving her to deal with any questions he might have.

Its called the "hi, do ya know Ted" game. as invented on HIMYM

stovelid

LouOB wrote: »

Should I post this guys initials??
just for the crack<<<

Slippery slope.

He's probably on boards, will reject "your mate" and then "your mate" will have to start cycling or driving to work every morning.

LouOB

SheroN wrote: »

is your friend hot? Honest answer now.

Honestly - not bad
Id do her - would turn heads yea

Prof.Badass

Get her to flash her gee, problem sorted!

It's a complicated procedure, so i'd really have to be there to make sure she does it right!:p

Ron DMC

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Walk up to him on the train platfrom with her in tow and just say "hi, do you know my friend <insert stalkers name here>.? " and then just turn around and walk away leaving her to deal with any questions he might have.

Its called the "hi, do ya know Ted" game. as invented on HIMYM

I love that show.

EL_Loco

make a sign "She's mad into you" with an arrow, hold it over her head when you're on the train and get the guy's attention.

"she's mad into you" can be replaced with "insert penis into this" or some such inviting remark.

LouOB

stovelid wrote: »

Slippery slope.

He's probably on boards, will reject "your mate" and then "your mate" will have to start cycling or driving to work every morning.

If it was me guy would already be under my command
Not the shy type - ask Tom Dunne

SheroN

LouOB wrote: »

Honestly - not bad
Id do her - would turn heads yea

Pics or STFU.

stovelid

LouOB wrote: »

If it was me guy would already be under my command
Not the shy type - ask Tom Dunne

If it is you, just walk up and say do you know my boards user name sounds like lube?

LouOB

SheroN wrote: »

Pics or STFU.

cant this is work - here no access
poo

Little-Devil

LouOB wrote: »

If it was me guy would already be under my command
Not the shy type - ask Tom Dunne

You might do you're maet but would she you .

If she is as hot as you say then why just walk up and ask for his number or if she a BEBO account search from on that and send him a private message.

Kinetic^

LouOB wrote: »

cant this is work - here no access
poo

Best get posting when you get home then.......or stfu!

thefinalstage

LouOB wrote: »

cant this is work - here no access
poo

I will declare bull **** unless the guy is an idiot or you are really good at blow jobs.

the drifter

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Its called the "hi, do ya know Ted" game. as invented on HIMYM

Yes this is the only solution...and the best game ever...

fitz0

Little-Devil wrote: »

if she a BEBO account search from on that and send him a private message.

I don't think this is such a great idea. Theres a load of spam messages on bebo that do this so he might just ignore it. Its a bit impersonal too.
Why don't you sit near him and force her to sit beside him on th etrain and watch the magic [hopefully] happen?

LouOB

ahhh just sent him an email on friends behalf

citeal

LouOB wrote: »

ahhh just sent him an email on friends behalf

seriously? what did you write?

Little-Devil

LouOB wrote: »

ahhh just sent him an email on friends behalf

You dont seem the shy yourself so why not approch him and give him you're friends number ( he may already have a girlfriend ) and tell you're friend that she can expect a call from him in the next day or so.

thefinalstage

Little-Devil wrote: »

You dont seem the shy yourself so why not approch him and give him you're friends number ( he may already have a girlfriend ) and tell you're friend that she can expect a call from him in the next day or so.

Because if she did the guy would assume she was a whale or an ugly biotch! Whats the big deal? Stroll up and ask him out. Its a feck load easier for girls because they always get a good reception.

LouOB

I said that we get same train
Friend like you - if you single and interested give you her email
if not pls ignore

but email sent via internet site, for company- how possible is it for email to reach him? really?am getting nervous for friend - lets call her P. As it is a friend NOT ME.

fitz0

Post his reply when/if you get one so we can see.

Little-Devil

I dont think that was wise decision sending a e-mail through work. Just get you're friend to walk up and ask him, if she's that good looking he's hardly going to refuse unless he already seeing someone or get a different train altogether.

R0ot

Step 1: Take Picture of Guy's face
Step 2: Get Actual 1:1 Printout of said image
Step 3: Attach string to print and then fasten in front of face
Step 4: Have freaky dealings with your friend, no strings attached (except the one holding the picture of the guy to your face)
Step 5: Profit! (Be advised profit only gotten if video camera is recording said 'freaky dealings' and then published online at a premium price)

LolaLuv

Fishyfreak wrote: »

She should push him in front of the train:

Two Scenarios:

1. He gets seriously injured and she can nurse him back to health and let him fall in love with her a-la some disney movie.

2. He dies (But then nobody else can have him, it's win/win really)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkzPpaHqM9s

Captain Darling

LouOB wrote: »

As it is a friend NOT ME.

Trés Jigsaw-esque.

RugbyFanatic

LouOB wrote: »

I said that we get same train
Friend like you - if you single and interested give you her email
if not pls ignore

but email sent via internet site, for company- how possible is it for email to reach him? really?am getting nervous for friend - lets call her P. As it is a friend NOT ME.

That is really, really stalkerish and freaky. If I got an email from some randomer on a train who I have never talked to that had obviously found out my name and googled me and found out where I worked I would be quite worried.

It reeks of desperation.

Oh and its obviously you.

Conor108

Tell us his name, we'll find him, email him a link to this thread and tell him to 'watch out for suspicious looking ditzy girls:)