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Good fapping material

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  • 07-08-2008 3:06pm
    #1
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    As far as I know, boards seems to have a rather strict no porn philosophy.

    BUT

    Judging by the amount of time and effort gone into making AH a sleazy sex-crazed sordid little berg and the emerging popularity in fapping material picture threads, things certainly are getting a bit steamy in here.
    It's pretty clear that bubbling just below the surface of boards is a seedy world of lonely folks recording or about to record strange and disturbing amateur porn.
    If so, and don't deny it, why not mine this cashcow while we can?

    So my question to you is:
    If boards were a porno, what would the names be of the dodgy, badly lit titles we would produce en masse for fapping material for the masses?
    Here's a few:

    Do Des
    Dudess does Des.
    Debbie Does Dudess does Des.
    The Dr. (That's me!;)) does Debbie does Dudess does Des (BYIB).
    Badly packed vegeta.
    CornholeBB.

    And the like.
    Over to you. Particularly if your name is IvorbigWun this should be easy.
    Tagged:


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    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Snyper does everyone.

    (Jumping on the sleazy snyper bandwagon)


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    #3
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Karl Hungus fixes the kable.


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    #4
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭Homer


    Turd Ferguson - Two girls, One Cup :D


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    #5
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭Homer


    Jizzlord - It does what it says on the tin :D


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    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    |-*SxyDubGrrl93*-|, One Cup


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    #7
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    AARRRGH!


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    #8
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    boneless.... erm... ah, fcek it!!!


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    Irish Halo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    Dudess seems to feature a lot in your suggestions, just saying.

    Some of the forum titles alone are perfect fodder for porno title. After Hours, Personal Issues and Feedback would be (are?) great porno titles.


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    #10
    suckslikeafox
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭suckslikeafox


    suckslikeafox


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    #11
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭Homer


    Pighead - Head of a pig, cock of a horse?

    Scumbag Squarepants - Kids, start em young!

    More later.....


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    #12
    BroomBurner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭BroomBurner


    AssBurner


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Snyper - The Primary School Years

    Boardsies Do till you /quit

    Fapping: The Documentry

    Homers Anal Oddesy

    Pighead in Pighead does Pighead

    Karl Hungus Pet Prostitue


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    #14
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    loob it ob


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    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,885 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Irish Halo - Burning Ring!


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    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭Homer


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Homers Anal Oddesy

    Oi! GTFO :mad:


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    aidan24326
    Registered Users Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    What the fcuk is fapping?


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    #18
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    The **** noise, or in this case, just **** in general.


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    #19
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,266 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    ComeOnMeath Faceman


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    Vegeta
    Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    boneless wrote: »
    boneless.... erm... ah, fcek it!!!

    boneless gets boned


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    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Wagon's Wagons.


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    Cool_CM
    Registered Users Posts: 4,956 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Inside Vegeta's Vagina


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    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,460 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    AntoDeco - Two scummers, one bird.

    Boards.ie - Now ye're fapping


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Turd Ferguson and Angelina Jolie in "Lara Croft: Womb Raider"


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    yom 1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭yom 1


    Yore ma does Boards

    Randylonghorn in monkeyfudge


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    #26
    kayos
    Registered Users Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    DeVore does 12 clicks


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    Drift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    LadyJina

    Drifters have 2 fingers

    Beruthillegal

    Thaedildal

    Marksie's Magic Fingers - frequents excerpts from the script may be found in PI


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Schindlers Fist

    The Schlong Remains the Same

    Weekend in Burnie


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    #29
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Kold Kids Kunts. It's not paedophilia if they're dead.


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    #30
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh dear...
    Irish Halo wrote: »
    Dudess seems to feature a lot in your suggestions, just saying.
    I know. I'm not entirely comfortable with it tbh :(


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    #31
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭Homer


    Kold wrote: »
    Kold Kids Kunts. It's not paedophilia if they're dead.

    :eek: Genius!


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