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Good fapping material

  • 07-08-2008 2:06pm
    #1
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    As far as I know, boards seems to have a rather strict no porn philosophy.

    BUT

    Judging by the amount of time and effort gone into making AH a sleazy sex-crazed sordid little berg and the emerging popularity in fapping material picture threads, things certainly are getting a bit steamy in here.
    It's pretty clear that bubbling just below the surface of boards is a seedy world of lonely folks recording or about to record strange and disturbing amateur porn.
    If so, and don't deny it, why not mine this cashcow while we can?

    So my question to you is:
    If boards were a porno, what would the names be of the dodgy, badly lit titles we would produce en masse for fapping material for the masses?
    Here's a few:

    Do Des
    Dudess does Des.
    Debbie Does Dudess does Des.
    The Dr. (That's me!;)) does Debbie does Dudess does Des (BYIB).
    Badly packed vegeta.
    CornholeBB.

    And the like.
    Over to you. Particularly if your name is IvorbigWun this should be easy.
    Tagged:


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Comments

  • #2
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Snyper does everyone.

    (Jumping on the sleazy snyper bandwagon)


  • #3
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Karl Hungus fixes the kable.


  • #4
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Turd Ferguson - Two girls, One Cup :D


  • #5
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Jizzlord - It does what it says on the tin :D


  • #6
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    |-*SxyDubGrrl93*-|, One Cup


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  • #7
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    AARRRGH!


  • #8
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    boneless.... erm... ah, fcek it!!!


  • #9
    Irish Halo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Irish Halo


    Dudess seems to feature a lot in your suggestions, just saying.

    Some of the forum titles alone are perfect fodder for porno title. After Hours, Personal Issues and Feedback would be (are?) great porno titles.


  • #10
    suckslikeafox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭suckslikeafox


    suckslikeafox


  • #11
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Pighead - Head of a pig, cock of a horse?

    Scumbag Squarepants - Kids, start em young!

    More later.....


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  • #12
    BroomBurner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭BroomBurner


    AssBurner


  • #13
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Snyper - The Primary School Years

    Boardsies Do till you /quit

    Fapping: The Documentry

    Homers Anal Oddesy

    Pighead in Pighead does Pighead

    Karl Hungus Pet Prostitue


  • #14
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    loob it ob


  • #15
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,307 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Irish Halo - Burning Ring!


  • #16
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Homers Anal Oddesy

    Oi! GTFO :mad:


  • #17
    aidan24326
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    What the fcuk is fapping?


  • #18
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    The **** noise, or in this case, just **** in general.


  • #19
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    ComeOnMeath Faceman


  • #20
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    boneless wrote: »
    boneless.... erm... ah, fcek it!!!

    boneless gets boned


  • #21
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Wagon's Wagons.


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  • #22
    Cool_CM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    Inside Vegeta's Vagina


  • #23
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    AntoDeco - Two scummers, one bird.

    Boards.ie - Now ye're fapping


  • #24
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Turd Ferguson and Angelina Jolie in "Lara Croft: Womb Raider"


  • #25
    yom 1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭yom 1


    Yore ma does Boards

    Randylonghorn in monkeyfudge


  • #26
    kayos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    DeVore does 12 clicks


  • #27
    Drift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭Drift


    LadyJina

    Drifters have 2 fingers

    Beruthillegal

    Thaedildal

    Marksie's Magic Fingers - frequents excerpts from the script may be found in PI


  • #28
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Schindlers Fist

    The Schlong Remains the Same

    Weekend in Burnie


  • #29
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Kold Kids Kunts. It's not paedophilia if they're dead.


  • #30
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh dear...
    Irish Halo wrote: »
    Dudess seems to feature a lot in your suggestions, just saying.
    I know. I'm not entirely comfortable with it tbh :(


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  • #31
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Kold wrote: »
    Kold Kids Kunts. It's not paedophilia if they're dead.

    :eek: Genius!


  • #32
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh dear...

    I know. I'm not entirely comfortable with it tbh :(

    That's what Debbie said about me too.


  • #33
    Conor108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Boards.ie - Now ye're Ridin'


  • #34
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    monkey and the fudgepackers


  • #35
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    one night in boston


  • #36
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,370 ✭✭✭Homer


    Dr Bollocko - The mudkip years


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  • #37
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    pOnster pOrnstar


  • #38
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    This thredd should have more and better tags.


  • #39
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    TIMMEH!


  • #40
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    1 Night in Emer's Bush.


  • #41
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    TIMMEH!

    Rainbow Curb crawlers 6: The gheh years?


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  • #42
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Hen-taidydal.


  • #43
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    The Master - baiter :D


  • #44
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    The Bollox
    DonkeyStyle\o/

    Both do exactly what they say on the tin.


  • #45
    robby^5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭robby^5


    After Whores


  • #46
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    robby^5 wrote: »
    After Whores

    Classic!!! I laughed!!


  • #47
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Dr Bollocko takes a bollickin.
    Donkeystyle\o/.
    Dudess - just too easy.
    Boneless - seriously, just to easy.


  • #48
    Töpher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    boneless wrote: »
    .

    Need I say more? :D The ultimate lesbo flick.


  • #49
    Joe Cool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 324 ✭✭Joe Cool


    Tara Le d'Arion: Mighty Hermaphrodite


  • #50
    SimpleSam06
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭SimpleSam06


    Well Hung Studs Wound Themselves While Masturbating

    Oh no, wait, that was just the title of the viagra spam that landed in my mailbox this morning.

    Never mind.


  • #51
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Flashing Gordon.


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