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  • #32
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Lump sum up front or they can rent your body out to sex-fiends over the years to pay your bill off(what do you care? You're dead).

    Whoring out the bodies wouldn't really work though. I can imagine the irate customers. "Hey bro. I want mah money back. That frigid beeyatch was cooler than Miles Davis at the North Pole. She didn't even move."


    That being said, there's a niche for every sick weirdo these days.


  • #33
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    javaboy wrote: »
    Whoring out the bodies wouldn't really work though. I can imagine the irate customers. "Hey bro. I want mah money back. That frigid beeyatch was as cooler than Miles Davis at the North Pole. She didn't even move."


    That being said, there's a niche for every sick weirdo these days.
    Rent them out to Necrophiles. Or dip them in straberries (add flavor) and rent them out for bachelor parties, everyone wants to lick a lollipop-lady!


  • #34
    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    sophie2 wrote: »
    Well I believe that your soul leaves the body with your last breath! So I'm going unfrozen,thing is not looking forward to the worms !

    Couldn't somebody be there to catch it with a hoover and release it into a smaller fridge beside your body?


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