Is today the 6th?

TequilaMockingBird

Too tired to check, help me Boardsies Heeeelp me.

Xavi6

Nobody tell her. Please. It's the least she deserves for this shite.

Syke

sueme wrote: »

Too tired to check, help me Boardsies Heeeelp me.

Jeez, you're a bit special aren't you?

TequilaMockingBird

Yes. Not in a good way either.





Xavi, I know where you live.

Plug

sueme wrote: »

Too tired to check, help me Boardsies Heeeelp me.

Are you lonely? Is this your special way to spark a conversation?

sebastianlieken

it's august..... but that's the best I can do

Syke

sueme wrote: »

Yes. Not in a good way either..

Believe me, I didn't think for a second it was in a good way.

Xavi6

sueme wrote: »

Xavi, I know where you live.

Oh noes :rolleyes:

Why not ask the helpful folk on the parenting forum?

TequilaMockingBird

Plug wrote: »

Are you lonely? Is this your special way to spark a conversation?

You know me so well.


/giggles

Helix

asking the date while on an internet forum is right up there with asking the time

Adam

I've been hearing things about you lately, Ms.Sueme. If that is your real name?!? 0_o

TequilaMockingBird

Helix wrote: »

asking the date while on an internet forum is right up there with asking the time

Well I can see the time, its right above your user name. Date? No...

hussey

Maybe she meant is today the Sith?

/makes lightsaber noises ... Zzzzzummmmmm Zzzummmmmmm

Helix

sueme wrote: »

Well I can see the time, its right above your user name. Date? No...

you do know your computer has a calander on it, and that if you go to any news site on the internet itll say todays date yes?

hussey

sueme wrote: »

Well I can see the time, its right above your user name. Date? No...

Hover your mouse over the time in your toolbar. (or double click)

TequilaMockingBird

Mirror wrote: »

I've been hearing things about you lately, Ms.Sueme. If that is your real name?!? 0_o

Well that would be another fail of mine akshully...



(type "akshully" and Firefox spell check recommends "Solihull" . I'm not as mad as some it seems.)

mental07

Um, you know if you point your mouse over the time on the bottom right hand side of your screen the date comes up........?

Adam

hussey wrote: »

Maybe she meant is today the Sith?

/makes lightsaber noises ... Zzzzzummmmmm Zzzummmmmmm

Easy there tiger, I've just finished an all nighter marathon, started watching all 6 yesterday, got right around and through 4 (cinematic order) for the second time just before coming to work, where I sit right now, staring intensely and expectantly at this pencil...

TequilaMockingBird

hussey wrote: »

Hover your mouse over the time in your toolbar. (or double click)

You Sir disprove what they about the Aussies. Many thanks, it is indeed the 6th.

FARK!!!! Nightmare day.

hussey

Mirror wrote: »

Easy there tiger, I've just finished an all nighter marathon, started watching all 6 yesterday, got right around and through 4 (cinematic order) for the second time just before coming to work, where I sit right now, staring intensely and expectantly at this pencil...

“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”

hussey

sueme wrote: »

You Sir disprove what they about the Aussies. Many thanks, it is indeed the 6th.

FARK!!!! Nightmare day.

I'm not Aussie, I am actually from Iceland.

Syke

Don't f*ing flirt with her. Jesus. It's tragic, like watching someone inject HIV into a burn victim.

Sueme? Seriously, what cocktail of drugs are you on?

I think someone should test her. A good test is where you put tie her in a bag of stones and throw her in a lake. If she sinks she was on drugs. If she floats, no harm done.

Someone should get on that.

Adam

hussey wrote: »

“Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”

Good work! :P

CHD

Its wednesday AFAIK if that helps

Adam

Syke wrote: »

Don't f*ing flirt with her. Jesus. It's tragic, like watching someone inject HIV into a burn victim.

Sueme? Seriously, what cocktail of drugs are you on?

I think someone should test her. A good test is where you put tie her in a bag of stones and throw her in a lake. If she sinks she was on drugs. If she floats, no harm done.

Someone should get on that.

Who's flirting Mr.Syke? If that is your real name?!? 0_o

TequilaMockingBird

Syke wrote: »

Don't f*ing flirt with her. Jesus. It's tragic, like watching someone inject HIV into a burn victim.

Sueme? Seriously, what cocktail of drugs are you on?

I think someone should test her. A good test is where you put tie her in a bag of stones and throw her in a lake. If she sinks she was on drugs. If she floats, no harm done.

Someone should get on that.

Errr... okay.

The Thunderdome is that way I hear ->

TequilaMockingBird

Mirror wrote: »

Who's flirting Mr.Syke? If that is your real name?!? 0_o

I've had flirting in my time and that ain't flirting.

hussey

Mirror wrote: »

Good work! :P

Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

Ok I am going to start calling people 'Flyboy' and see it it sticks

TequilaMockingBird

hussey wrote: »

I'm not Aussie, I am actually from Iceland.

Never mind. Maybe the next life eh?

Adam

sueme wrote: »

I've had flirting in my time and that ain't flirting.

Just as well I put those underpants in the wash this morning so!

KnifeWRENCH

Isn't it a bit early for a thread of total FAIL ?

TequilaMockingBird

square_igloo wrote: »

Isn't it a bit early for a thread of total FAIL ?

No, I don't think so...

Adam

hussey wrote: »

Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

Ok we're going to start calling people 'Flyboy' and see it it sticks

Fixed that, flyboy

Ah one of my personal favs has got to be Yoda in III:

"Around the survivors, form a perimeter you must!"

That just took yodaspk too far, but in a hilarious manner. He must have been a bastard to take orders from!

Adam

square_igloo wrote: »

Isn't it a bit early for a thread of total FAIL ?

I love the smell of epic fail in the morning.

hussey

square_igloo wrote: »

Isn't it a bit early for a thread of total FAIL ?

Never to early to fail, flyboy

TequilaMockingBird

Mirror wrote: »

"Around the survivors, form a perimeter you must!"

So Flyboys, what would Yoda do if he/she/it had a very important meeting and had done no preparation whatsoever for it, in um.... approx 3 hours?

Adam

sueme wrote: »

So Flyboys, what would Yoda do if he/she/it had a very important meeting and had done no preparation whatsoever for it, in um.... approx 3 hours?

Force throw the bossman out the window.....BUT! catch him mere inches from the ground, stories below.

1. Scared boss
2. ????
3. Profit

KnifeWRENCH

Flyboy

Syke

sueme wrote: »

Errr... okay.

The Thunderdome is that way I hear ->

The lake is a bit further that way --->

Adam

Syke wrote: »

The lake is a bit further that way --->

Is this a special lake of some sort? Does it have regenerative properties if you swim in it? Did Jeff Buckly drown in it? It it it it? Wait, is it the Lake of Fire that yer man sang about? I always wanted to see that...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

sueme wrote: »

So Flyboys, what would Yoda do if he/she/it had a very important meeting and had done no preparation whatsoever for it, in um.... approx 3 hours?

I'd probably stop posting on an internet forum and get some work done :pac:

hussey

sueme wrote: »

So Flyboys, what would Yoda do if he/she/it had a very important meeting and had done no preparation whatsoever for it, in um.... approx 3 hours?

Murder, commit he would




Flyboy

TequilaMockingBird

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I'd probably stop posting on an internet forum and get some work done :pac:

Its not work Flyboy. I don't "do" work as you know. Its WAAAY worse than work.

adsgirl

sueme wrote: »

Too tired to check, help me Boardsies Heeeelp me.

Well my PC clock is reading 1st Jan 2001, but don't take that as gospel...

Sherifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMm7gqowAO4

\o. <o. .o. <o> <o/ \o/

Hail 2 Da Chimp

hussey wrote: »

Murder, commit he would

Thats 'cuz Yoda solves his problems like a man!

sueme wrote: »

Its not work Flyboy. I don't "do" work as you know. Its WAAAY worse than work.

Well if it's not work then it's not important... relax, go back to bed, forget about it Flyboy!


(Are we allowed call the wimmens Flyboy?)

TequilaMockingBird

adsgirl wrote: »

Well my PC clock is reading 1st Jan 2001, but don't take that as gospel...

Oh I will accept that answer. Thank you adsgirl.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8

Adam

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Thats 'cuz Yoda solves his problems like a man!


Well if it's not work then it's not important... relax, go back to bed, forget about it Flyboy!


(Are we allowed call the wimmens Flyboy?)

As long as you're not attracted to them. The individual I mean, not women as a whole.

TequilaMockingBird

Between Flyboy Chimp and Flygirl adgirl I think we've cracked this problem. I pretend its 2001 and go back to bed.


you Boards.

Adam

sueme wrote: »

Between Flyboy Chimp and Flygirl adgirl I think we've cracked this problem. I pretend its 2001 and go back to bed.


you Boards.

Cracking deduction!

jester77

Wow, a helpful bunch we have on here today :rolleyes:

According to my Discordian calendar, today is Pungenday, Confusion 72, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3174

Hope that helps!