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are you fat?

  • 06-08-2008 02:51AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭


    well? be honest.
    there's plenty of threads on turn ons/offs, practice boys/girls, bears vs lions etc.
    so confess folks, are you fat?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yep. I'm pretty fat. I blame the animal bars.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,261 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I'm not fat.

    *runs off crying and eats a tub of Ben and Jerrys*

    P.S. a bear could so take a fat chick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    No. I blame the puzzles. Are you offering chocolate OP?

    What if fat turns me on?

    *winks at monkeyfudge* how you doin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    Nope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    No. Thread needs a poll.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Zillah wrote: »
    No. Thread needs a poll.
    Would it really help?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    I is not fat! I is curvy in all the right places ;) And that is not code for "Yes I really am fat"

    I got an ass and tits and I'm damn proud of it!

    I'm also deliriously tired and maybe babbling.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Alicat wrote: »
    I is not fat! I is curvy in all the right places ;) And that is not code for "Yes I really am fat"

    I got an ass and tits and I'm damn proud of it!

    I'm also deliriously tired and maybe babbling.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Ssshhh, go to bed you :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Yep. I'm pretty fat. I blame the animal bars.

    Do you eat the monkey part of the bar? I hear that's the fattiest part.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭....shell....


    i wouldnt say im fat but wouldnt say im very skinny either....id say im just about right :P


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,770 CMod ✭✭✭✭Damocles2


    Thin. Could use a bit of fat... anyone want to share?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    i wouldnt say im fat but wouldnt say im very skinny either....id say im just about right :P
    Chick Code for fat tbh :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Thin. Could use a bit of fat... anyone want to share?
    Go on then, I can never finish a whole one myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭....shell....


    Mirror wrote: »
    Chick Code for fat tbh :pac:


    hahaha so what would u consider fat mirror?:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Do you eat the monkey part of the bar? I hear that's the fattiest part.

    I lock all the monkey parts up in my wine cellar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I'm a skinny sod.

    Would be willing to merge with someone chubby and we could make two normal size people.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Curvy is the PC way of saying hoes are fat, are we clear?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Picture Key

    Moi? non.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Curvy is the PC way of saying hoes are fat, are we clear?

    Or a natural women means she could capsize a small boat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭WooPeeA


    Nope. I'm not fat. Even though pizza and french fries are most popular food in my kitchen. God bless vegetarianism.. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    I'm a fat **** :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    I consider myself slim, though In Hollywood I'd probably be regarded as gross.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    I'm big boned :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I've bad posture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    got officailly told by a doctor last week that im not. quite curvy though, still.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Very slim, but wierdly, I like cuddly guys at the moment, must be my body trying to keep warm..


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    quite skinny.... about 9stone in fact... so a tad on the light side for my height/age (5ft9, 24)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,319 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Nope. Skinny.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Yes
    With unibrow, bad breath, hairy chin, wonky teeth, have never shaved legs, yellow toe nails and cross eyed


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭jtbub15


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Very slim, but wierdly, I like cuddly guys at the moment, must be my body trying to keep warm..

    I totally agree with this!! I am quiet slim I reckon, about 8 stone, 5'7", few wobbly bits but nothing major.

    I reckon in a couple of years I am going to ballon out tough cuz I eat nothing but crap!! So if you ask the same question in a few years...I'll say Yes I am fat... Or I will be in complete denial!!!


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