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are you fat?

  • 06-08-2008 1:51am
    #1
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭


    well? be honest.
    there's plenty of threads on turn ons/offs, practice boys/girls, bears vs lions etc.
    so confess folks, are you fat?
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  • #2
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Yep. I'm pretty fat. I blame the animal bars.


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I'm not fat.

    *runs off crying and eats a tub of Ben and Jerrys*

    P.S. a bear could so take a fat chick.


  • #4
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    No. I blame the puzzles. Are you offering chocolate OP?

    What if fat turns me on?

    *winks at monkeyfudge* how you doin?


  • #5
    SantryRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    Nope.


  • #6
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    No. Thread needs a poll.


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  • #7
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Zillah wrote: »
    No. Thread needs a poll.
    Would it really help?


  • #8
    Alicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,264 ✭✭✭✭Alicat


    I is not fat! I is curvy in all the right places ;) And that is not code for "Yes I really am fat"

    I got an ass and tits and I'm damn proud of it!

    I'm also deliriously tired and maybe babbling.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  • #9
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Alicat wrote: »
    I is not fat! I is curvy in all the right places ;) And that is not code for "Yes I really am fat"

    I got an ass and tits and I'm damn proud of it!

    I'm also deliriously tired and maybe babbling.

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    Ssshhh, go to bed you :P


  • #10
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Yep. I'm pretty fat. I blame the animal bars.

    Do you eat the monkey part of the bar? I hear that's the fattiest part.


  • #11
    ....shell....
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭....shell....


    i wouldnt say im fat but wouldnt say im very skinny either....id say im just about right :P


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  • #12
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Thin. Could use a bit of fat... anyone want to share?


  • #13
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ....shell.... wrote: »
    i wouldnt say im fat but wouldnt say im very skinny either....id say im just about right :P
    Chick Code for fat tbh :pac:


  • #14
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    Thin. Could use a bit of fat... anyone want to share?
    Go on then, I can never finish a whole one myself.


  • #15
    ....shell....
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭....shell....


    Mirror wrote: »
    Chick Code for fat tbh :pac:


    hahaha so what would u consider fat mirror?:(


  • #16
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Do you eat the monkey part of the bar? I hear that's the fattiest part.

    I lock all the monkey parts up in my wine cellar.


  • #17
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I'm a skinny sod.

    Would be willing to merge with someone chubby and we could make two normal size people.


  • #18
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Curvy is the PC way of saying hoes are fat, are we clear?


  • #19
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Picture Key

    Moi? non.


  • #20
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Curvy is the PC way of saying hoes are fat, are we clear?

    Or a natural women means she could capsize a small boat


  • #21
    WooPeeA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭WooPeeA


    Nope. I'm not fat. Even though pizza and french fries are most popular food in my kitchen. God bless vegetarianism.. :)


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  • #22
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    I'm a fat **** :)


  • #23
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    I consider myself slim, though In Hollywood I'd probably be regarded as gross.


  • #24
    Mena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    I'm big boned :o


  • #25
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I've bad posture.


  • #26
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    got officailly told by a doctor last week that im not. quite curvy though, still.


  • #27
    adsgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭adsgirl


    Very slim, but wierdly, I like cuddly guys at the moment, must be my body trying to keep warm..


  • #28
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    quite skinny.... about 9stone in fact... so a tad on the light side for my height/age (5ft9, 24)


  • #29
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Nope. Skinny.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #30
    LouOB
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,181 ✭✭✭LouOB


    Yes
    With unibrow, bad breath, hairy chin, wonky teeth, have never shaved legs, yellow toe nails and cross eyed


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  • #31
    jtbub15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭jtbub15


    adsgirl wrote: »
    Very slim, but wierdly, I like cuddly guys at the moment, must be my body trying to keep warm..

    I totally agree with this!! I am quiet slim I reckon, about 8 stone, 5'7", few wobbly bits but nothing major.

    I reckon in a couple of years I am going to ballon out tough cuz I eat nothing but crap!! So if you ask the same question in a few years...I'll say Yes I am fat... Or I will be in complete denial!!!


  • #32
    token56
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭token56


    5"11 and 11 stone 9, so not fat but would like to loose say another stone.


  • #33
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    WooPeeA wrote: »
    Nope. I'm not fat. Even though pizza and french fries are most popular food in my kitchen. God bless vegetarianism.. :)

    What has being a vegetarian and not being fat got in common?

    OP: No, not fat. Although according to the glorious BMI I am.


  • #34
    dreamr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭dreamr


    not fat... or so BMI says... i don't believe it...:p


  • #35
    LoanShark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    I'm not fat I've just got Big Glands..


  • #36
    Kevok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Kevok


    Yes... ish, was 18st 4lbs but over the past 2 years have gotten it down to 13st 11lbs, still a ways to go to lose the stomach though.


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  • #37
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    no not fat, and never will be.


  • #38
    Acid_Violet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Acid_Violet


    According to the BMI I'm about the perfect weight. However, I definitely need toning up in some areas. Answer: flabby, but not fat.


  • #39
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    portomar wrote: »
    no not fat, and never will be.
    lol i hope you break your legs and arms simultaneously.in a painless way though


  • #40
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    Mirror wrote: »
    lol i hope you break your legs and arms simultaneously.in a painless way though

    why!? would i get fat then!?


  • #41
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Crumble Froo wrote: »
    got officailly told by a doctor last week that im not. quite curvy though, still.

    Yeah about that...
    I'm not "officially" a doctor.
    At least not in any 1st world countries.


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  • #42
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    portomar wrote: »
    why!? would i get fat then!?
    More than likely just die actually. A fitting end for one so smug.

    However, I retract my statement. I don't wish this travesty upon you, I'll just laugh should it ever happen. ♥


  • #43
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Yeah about that...
    I'm not "officially" a doctor.
    At least not in any 1st world countries.
    Quiet you, I got her wearing my bunny suit, she's not too sharp this morning, you might get another go before she catches on!

    :pac:


  • #44
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    Mirror wrote: »
    More than likely just die actually. A fitting end for one so smug.

    However, I retract my statement. I don't wish this travesty upon you, I'll just laugh should it ever happen. ♥

    not smug, its just a statment that when i put on weight i deal with it, and intend that to keep happening, so ill never get fat.


  • #45
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    BMI says I am. Thats a bit of a shock. Now i have to lose 2 stone. :mad:


  • #46
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    my bmi is 21.8 so i'm "normal weight" according to the bmi calculator!


  • #47
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    portomar wrote: »
    not smug, its just a statment that when i put on weight i deal with it, and intend that to keep happening, so ill never get fat.

    TBH


  • #48
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    TBH
    Nothing looks as good as thin feels.


  • #49
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Mirror wrote: »
    Nothing looks as good as thin feels.

    :D


  • #50
    portomar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    why do people think you have an eating disorder coz you are corncerned about your health and looks??


  • #51
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    portomar wrote: »
    why do people think you have an eating disorder coz you are corncerned about your health and looks??

    Eep.
    Nerve touched.
    Back away.


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