Nocturnal Forum Protection Act

Nerin

so we shoot zombies,cyclops and clowns on sight, and we mind vampires and wulfys.
But where do we end/start our protection. i suggest that we decide and make a list for the great Nocturnal Forum Protection Act.

Creatures may be mystical, imaginary (or so people think) or animals (such as Red Pandas.

Answers on a post card and we shall have a vote.

Doctor DooM

Nerin wrote: »

so we shoot zombies,cyclops and clowns on sight, and we mind vampires and wulfys.
But where do we end/start our protection. i suggest that we decide and make a list for the great Nocturnal Forum Protection Act.

Creatures may be mystical, imaginary (or so people think) or animals (such as Red Pandas.

Answers on a post card and we shall have a vote.

Unicorns. Endangered species or smug gits with their twirly horns?

Doctor DooM

Mummies. Basically a zombie really. Reckon they get the shotgun.

Nerin

Dragons are to be protected me thinks

mummies. ewwwwwwwww.
unless theyre yummy mummies.
*gets coat*

Trinity

Could we look after the sharks please? (for starters)

Doctor DooM

Trinity1 wrote: »

Could we look after the sharks please? (for starters)

sharks are pretty cool.

What about zebronkeys? Cross between a zebra and a donkey. NOT made up!

Nerin

Trinity1 wrote: »

Could we look after the sharks please? (for starters)

noted for the vote...but i dont personally like em.
*shudder*

Trinity

Nerin wrote: »

noted for the vote...but i dont personally like em.
*shudder*

They terrify me, but thats what i like about them. Anything that instills that much fear into me yet fascinates me at the same time has got to rock - but its their eyes that get me, like black evil holes :eek:


Ok how about Bats. They are pretty cool and nocturnal, You gotta mind anything this cute

MizzLolly

The 'wimminz' must be protected in order to save the forum plunging into the depths of homoeroticism.:)








..... and bats

Doctor DooM

Tasmanian devils. Cute and evil. perfect for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6v6kEWlm8

Trinity

SDooM wrote: »

Tasmanian devils. Cute and evil. perfect for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6v6kEWlm8

Awh teh cute!!!

These creatures do NOT get enough publicity. Down with the lolcatz i say and in with teh creatures of the night!!

Nerin

Orca whales and Basilosaurus get my votes.

Doctor DooM

I think emo's and goths, while not creatures, should get a mention.

Nerin

SDooM wrote: »

I think emo's and goths, while not creatures, should get a mention.

agreed. as our human counterparts

DarkJager

There is only one entity that can truly protect the Nocturnal Forum....he's the motherfcukin TECHNOVIKING!!!! (watch the video for explanation and indoctrination )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4

MizzLolly

little people

Doctor DooM

these lads under the "strange and weird" nocturnal remit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iYtFrjeKk

Doctor DooM

DarkJager wrote: »

There is only one entity that can truly protect the Nocturnal Forum....he's the motherfcukin TECHNOVIKING!!!! (watch the video for explanation and indoctrination )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwsntHcWiy4

Nocturnal forum does not protect the technoviking, technoviking protects the nocturnal forum

Nerin

SDooM wrote: »

these lads under the "strange and weird" nocturnal remit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iYtFrjeKk

i freaking love em!
gods mistake!
hahahahahaha +eleventy!

Delirium

the long-eared jerboa. Part kangaroo, part mouse, part rabbit. And they're nocturnal!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et3ACIELWAQ

Trinity

Awh so so cute.

Looking for a bit of favouritism here but may i respectfully request teh protection of the Nocturnal Forum for my 2 rabbits Lucario and Sweep and also my terrier Odie? Lets call it an honourary membership? Please?

Aisling(",)

bush babys!
nocturnal and cute

anh unicorns definietly should be protected!
theyre so majestic and wise looking

and badgers because the rock and flying squirrels.

dave.omeara

SDooM wrote: »

Nocturnal forum does not protect the technoviking, technoviking protects the nocturnal forum

All hail the technoviking!!!!

JC 2K3

Technoviking is so part of the Nocturnal Forum.


Shoot on Sight:
Madeline McCann

Protect:
Red Pandas

Save:
The Whales

entropi

Aisling(",) wrote: »

unicorns definietly should be protected!

and badgers

Yes i agree here, and also gotta include Batman (he's still a man ain't he?) and cats, not only lolcats but cats too.

Magical stuff is allowed, so i'm gonna add Pixies and Faeries to that list along with The Spook, from my favourite books

KnifeWRENCH

Can we protect chinchillas? They're crepescular and are ridiculously cute. Plus people use them for fur :(I've held one before, they are so soft.

DJ_Spider

Grifyns should be added along with centaurs I know they are mythical but has anyone not heard of them? So they must have some basis of fact ?

Trinity

Dragan

Nerin wrote: »

Dragons are to be protected me thinks

Glad to freakin' hear it!:pac:

entropi

Dragan wrote: »

Glad to freakin' hear it!:pac:

Except for those zombie dragons, those undead feckers need to be given the shotgun treatment

Nerin

DJ_Spider wrote: »

Grifyns should be added along with centaurs I know they are mythical but has anyone not heard of them? So they must have some basis of fact ?

Griffins/Gryphons/Grifyns etc are usually said to be noble beasts, id ples one that.
centaurs are supposed to be very clever and very drunk, so again, good choice

paperclip2

Chimeras?

Goat body,snake tail, lion head.

Firebreathing and toxic.

Nice.

Nerin

paperclip2 wrote: »

Chimeras?

Goat body,snake tail, lion head.

Firebreathing and toxic.

Nice.

classic chis piss me off
i like these (linky 1 n 2) though. less heads, guess it doesnt count

Aisling(",)

Fauns like mr.tummus from the Lion the witch and the wardrobe.

half goat half man.

Nerin

Aisling(",) wrote: »

Fauns like mr.tummus from the Lion the witch and the wardrobe.

half goat half man.

fauns/james mc avoy added to the list :cool:

Aisling(",)

since cyclops aint allowed does this apply to all one eyed creatures?
like one eyed cats? or pirates?

Nerin

Aisling(",) wrote: »

since cyclops aint allowed does this apply to all one eyed creatures?
like one eyed cats? or pirates?

depends. Cyclops are a specific creature,one eyed creatures aren't,they just lost an eye. So its a different thing

Galvasean

Nerin wrote: »

Orca whales and Basilosaurus get my votes.

To add to Nerin's point I suggest all supposedly extinct creatures be given protection. Especially Troodon,

Aisling(",) wrote: »

Fauns like mr.tummus from the Lion the witch and the wardrobe.

half goat half man.

Feh, I don't care for him. Stole my socks! :mad:

Nerin

Ok,all allegedly extinct animals is a fairly blanket term. Any dodge ones we don't want? Compys? Urgh.

Galvasean

Nerin wrote: »

Ok,all allegedly extinct animals is a fairly blanket term. Any dodge ones we don't want? Compys? Urgh.

Well the are probably nocturnal and can be useful.
I say to hell with Dimetrodon,

and all his sail-backed brethren! Using a sail to harness the power of the sun indeed...

Nerin

Galvasean wrote: »

Well the are probably nocturnal and can be useful.
I say to hell with Dimetrodon,

and all his sail-backed brethren! Using a sail to harness the power of the sun indeed...

i agree. Plesiosaurs and all things nessie? In i'd say. And japanese kaiju too. Feathered dinos? Never sits well...

Galvasean

Ah but feathers were evolved partially to help the dinos adapt to their increasingly nocturnal lifestyle.

Nerin

Galvasean wrote: »

Ah but feathers were evolved partially to help the dinos adapt to their increasingly nocturnal lifestyle.

but they looked silly

randylonghorn

SDooM wrote: »

Unicorns. Endangered species or smug gits with their twirly horns?

All longhorned creatures should not only be protected but cosseted, especially by the women! :cool:

Galvasean wrote: »

Feh, I don't care for him. Stole my socks! :mad:

That was probably chatbox, tbh ...

Galvasean

Nerin wrote: »

but they looked silly

That's your opinion.

randylonghorn wrote: »

All longhorned creatures should not only be protected but cosseted, especially by the women! :cool:

Elasmotherium will be pleased.

Jazzy

vampire bat spiders - natures ultimate creature


the wings, echo location and jaws of a bat combined with the 8 legs, 8 eyes and venom of a spider. has webs too and attacks in swarms. pretty darn unstoppable

Nerin

Jazzy wrote: »

vampire bat spiders - natures ultimate creature


the wings, echo location and jaws of a bat combined with the 8 legs, 8 eyes and venom of a spider. has webs too and attacks in swarms. pretty darn unstoppable

*shudder* wheres my lighter and spray can?

Ravage1616

How about the Autobots? They can look after them selfs but it wouldn't hurt to put them on the list :P

Nerin

Ravage1616 wrote: »

How about the Autobots? They can look after them selfs but it wouldn't hurt to put them on the list :P

i blame doom and galvasean for this

Galvasean

The Autobots can burn for all I care.

How about a transformer who turns into an owl?
http://www.tfu.info/1999/Maximal/Prowl/prowl.htm

Ravage1616

How about we change autobots for the Decepticons? Decepticons have a bit of a bad rap, there just mis understood! ha

Owl transformer is class