scumbag smokers listen up...

NoQuarter

3 requests:


1: stop standing in doorways having your smoke, im sick of walkin through a cloud of smoke to get into a shop/pub.....disgusting.

2: stop lighting the smoke on the way out of places, wait till your outside before lighting it up!!!

3: the most annoying is when your outside somewhere smoking(in the doorway of course) and take your last puff and dont wait the extra second to blow out the smoke outside....oh no...ya walk into wherever it is and release a lungfull of smoke that me and the rest of the non smokers have to stomach!

so bloody well stop it!! we can smell your lung smoke easy so have some consideration, poulluting the place yous are....horrible people....:p

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

just to annoy you I'm going to start doing all these things even more so than usual.

people who don't smoke oughta be shot.

Kiera

Make me!!!

x in the city

jeezuz. bad day op?

Wibbs

Ah you poor dear. Sit down there now and have your soda pop and I'll talk to the nasty men and women and let them know how precious your ickle nosey is... Or words to that effect.

having a pint or three chillin in a pub and you will look around and see some people are butt ugly, some people are socially inept to the point of rudeness, some people have the uncontrollable need to fart their cheap food, some people think soap is something you give yor ma at christmas, some people are all the above. Big deal. The second hand smoke bit doesn't wash either. If your lungs are that weak from the odd whiff of fag smoke then darwin's theories need serious rejigging.

Sherifu

You'll appreciate the smoking ban after being away from it for a while. Just having them go outside is enough for me.(tips hat to George Michael)

DenMan

Been on both sides of the fence here. I am now an non-smoker and very happy with that. When I used to smoke (albeit not very often!!!) I did have the decency to make sure the smoke was kept away from others. That's just me I suppose. Have to say I am delighted now I am non-smoker (and have been for a long time).

Dudess

The OP has a point: the stuff he's talking about, especially the last one (that's just rank), is pure bad manners. And I say that as an occasional smoker.

"Scumbag smokers" as a title though - this should be fun...

Kold

I say do as he says... But fart more.

KnifeWRENCH

I would consider myself quite tolerant of smokers - I actually kinda like the smell of smoke! But I agree with the first two points (the third I haven't really noticed much)
It's rude to stand outside a doorway anyway, regardless of whether you're smoking or not. Plenty of street around.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

removed a few abuse posts.. go have a ciggie and relax lads.

dlofnep

I don't smoke. I quit when the smoking ban came in. Since quitting smoking, I now realise how awful smokers smell. Like, it's stink. Big waft of lung cancer off ya. And you only realise when you don't smoke. Now I know what all the non-smokers were on about when they said "Big smell of smoke off ya!" What feckin' smell I said? They were right. One of the few times dlofnep was wrong.

Krieg

I don't do any of those mentioned, In particular the door way thing

In any case; Shove it up your arse OP

Ass

There's nothing worse than non-smokers who think they're some how better than people who smoke. They're like Vegans who try and enforce their diet on everyone else and look at people who eat meat with disgust.

Kill yourselves.

TequilaMockingBird

OP you'd be the one with a calculator out to share the bill yes? While the rest of us our out havin' a smoke and laughing at grumpy people.

Dudess

Ass Face wrote: »

There's nothing worse than non-smokers who think they're some how better than people who smoke. They're like Vegans who try and enforce their diet on everyone else and look at people who eat meat with disgust.

Yeah, but while eating meat doesn't affect vegans' health, second-hand smoke does affect non smokers' health. I know there's the ban now, but if someone blows smoke in your face (and you're a non smoker) you kinda have a right to be annoyed. I smoke btw.

DenMan

Ass Face wrote: »

There's nothing worse than non-smokers who think they're some how better than people who smoke. They're like Vegans who try and enforce their diet on everyone else and look at people who eat meat with disgust.

Kill yourselves.

Isn't that a little OTT? I used to smoke (not a lot mind you) and am now 100% smoke free. I am very happy now to be a non-smoker. Some peoples opinions are quite strong, but frowning upon others because of some higher sense of purpose, I wouldn't imagine so. Everybody has their own opinion.

JIZZLORD

NEVER!

dlofnep

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, but while eating meat doesn't affect vegans' health, second-hand smoke does affect non smokers' health. I know there's the ban now, but if someone blows smoke in your face (and you're a non smoker) you kinda have a right to be annoyed. I smoke btw.

*blows smoke in your face*

cheridere

Blow smoke up his ass

markos79

King-stew after a certain activity me and yore ma enjoy a smoke together before we go for seconds!!!:D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

king-stew wrote: »

3 requests:


1: stop standing in doorways having your smoke, im sick of walkin through a cloud of smoke to get into a shop/pub.....disgusting.

2: stop lighting the smoke on the way out of places, wait till your outside before lighting it up!!!

3: the most annoying is when your outside somewhere smoking(in the doorway of course) and take your last puff and dont wait the extra second to blow out the smoke outside....oh no...ya walk into wherever it is and release a lungfull of smoke that me and the rest of the non smokers have to stomach!

so bloody well stop it!! we can smell your lung smoke easy so have some consideration, oulluting the place yous are....horrible people....:p

4. Put the butt in the ashtray or bin when finished. If you really can't Keep Your City Tidy, at least try not to dirty it too much....

Jack Sheehan

Shove it up your arse.

Dudess

Lit or unlit?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Jack Sheehan wrote: »

Shove it up your arse.

Agreed. If there IS no bin, this is an acceptable solution.

Gran Hermano

Scumbag whining OP maybe you should just light one up

markos79

Dudess wrote: »

Lit or unlit?

Dudess, lit of course followed by a scafolding pole:D

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

keep it civil, assholes.

The tax man

Dudess wrote: »

Lit or unlit?

I'd go for the full 20 still in the box. Remove outer wrapping just to hinder it's passage to the land of darkness. Lube not an option.

castie

Ass Face wrote: »

There's nothing worse than non-smokers who think they're some how better than people who smoke. They're like Vegans who try and enforce their diet on everyone else and look at people who eat meat with disgust.

Kill yourselves.

Nice...You will do very well here.

jesus_thats_gre

king-stew wrote: »

3: the most annoying is when your outside somewhere smoking(in the doorway of course) and take your last puff and dont wait the extra second to blow out the smoke outside....oh no...ya walk into wherever it is and release a lungfull of smoke that me and the rest of the non smokers have to stomach!

The next person who does to me will actually have their face smashed in... Stupid ****ing *****!

smokie78

king-stew wrote: »

3 requests:


1: stop standing in doorways having your smoke, im sick of walkin through a cloud of smoke to get into a shop/pub.....disgusting.

2: stop lighting the smoke on the way out of places, wait till your outside before lighting it up!!!

3: the most annoying is when your outside somewhere smoking(in the doorway of course) and take your last puff and dont wait the extra second to blow out the smoke outside....oh no...ya walk into wherever it is and release a lungfull of smoke that me and the rest of the non smokers have to stomach!

so bloody well stop it!! we can smell your lung smoke easy so have some consideration, oulluting the place yous are....horrible people....:p

dead right, i hate smoke, never would i kiss a smoker, the look of shock when a smoker tries to kiss ya and u blank them is priceless, especially if its a really hot girl!!!

ROCKMAN

king-stew wrote: »

3 requests:


1: stop standing in doorways having your smoke, im sick of walkin through a cloud of smoke to get into a shop/pub.....disgusting.

2: stop lighting the smoke on the way out of places, wait till your outside before lighting it up!!!

3: the most annoying is when your outside somewhere smoking(in the doorway of course) and take your last puff and dont wait the extra second to blow out the smoke outside....oh no...ya walk into wherever it is and release a lungfull of smoke that me and the rest of the non smokers have to stomach!

so bloody well stop it!! we can smell your lung smoke easy so have some consideration, oulluting the place yous are....horrible people....:p

SCUMBAG NON-SMOKERS

PLEASE.....

1. Please stop just barging through your peaceful and relaxing break, it very rude .Think ye could show some manners (a quick sorry or excuse me cost nothing.

2.Please stop bitching when we light up a bit early ie just before the door , if you had just spend the last half an hour listening to whining non-smokers you to may be in a rush too, to relax a bit and stop the bleeding coming from your ears.

3. please stop complaining when we try to hold onto the relaxing buzz just a bit longer because as stated above , we know what is awaiting us ,more ear bleeding moan and bitching from the scumbag non-smokers,


PS... When we are all outside we spend your time getting your long suffering ,bored to death girlfriends/boyfriends phone numbers

barnacle

smokie78 wrote: »

the look of shock when a smoker tries to kiss ya and u blank them is priceless, especially if its a really hot girl!!!

I would equate this to a phobia of hot girls smokie78. Only an absolute twat would diss a really hot girl!!! because she smokes. Unless you like men.

barnacle

OK where did my last post go?

Riamfada

lol at OP. Someone needs to look at some lolcats and gain some perspective. Also the next scumbag non smoker who relieves himself outside my smoking section better **** the ***** off ***** ect ect

ps: only someone with severe sexuality complications would reject a royde on the basis of being a smoker

barnacle

Oh and another thing, smokers being made smoke outside is pure discrimination. Smokers never have problems with non smokers unless theyre tool like OP.

Non smokers are the ones with the problems, so if your the one with the problem, you fack off and stand out side.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

barnacle wrote: »

OK where did my last post go?

i deleted it, because you told the op to 'fack off'



keep it civil people, i've already said this once. yes, i know non-smokers are scum but they're scum with feelings.

turgon

barnacle wrote: »

I would equate this to a phobia of hot girls smokie78. Only an absolute twat would diss a really hot girl!!! because she smokes. Unless you like men.

Would you shift a girl if she had just eaten human shìt??

The taste is bad, plus the smell and all the brown shìt around the fingers.

eddiehead

Grimes wrote: »

ps: only someone with severe sexuality complications would reject a royde on the basis of being a smoker

I doubt anybody would turn it down, but it is rotten kissing somebody who just had a fag

turgon

barnacle wrote: »

fack off and stand out side.

Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban!!!!

:D:D

Riamfada

eddiehead wrote: »

I doubt anybody would turn it down, but it is rotten kissing somebody who just had a fag

Listen, if she liked you she'd quit ! She just likes something that gives her cancer and tates like **** better than you .



Burn :p

barnacle

So i tell someone to fack off and it gets deleted, and someone else calls everyone assholes and thats ok?

But its alright Ill accept it, I'm sure you're a mod for some good reason.

barnacle

turgon wrote: »

Would you shift a girl if she had just eaten human shìt??

The taste is bad, plus the smell and all the brown shìt around the fingers.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being unbelieveably hot, where would this girl rate?

And "shift", get back to the nineties \o/

St Bill

Jesus, I thought smokers were supposed to be laid-back. Some of the posters on here would give Mary Whitehouse a run for her money

eddiehead

Grimes wrote: »

Listen, if she liked you she'd quit ! She just likes something that gives her cancer and tates like **** better than you .



Burn :p

My current girlfriend never smoked, and my previous one quit smoking not long after we got together.:p. She saw the light

rubadub

Ass Face wrote: »

There's nothing worse than non-smokers who think they're some how better than people who smoke.

And vice versa. Everybody is presuming the OP is a non-smoker, probably is, but there are probably lots of smokers who would feel the same way and do not like being painted with the same brush as assholes who do what the OP described.

Many smokers supported the workplace ban.

Riamfada

eddiehead wrote: »

My current girlfriend never smoked, and my previous one quit smoking not long after we got together.:p. She saw the light

You must be one sexy fella. Stay away from me in case i feel the urge ....


... to quit :pac:

Krieg

rubadub wrote: »

And vice versa. Everybody is presuming the OP is a non-smoker, probably is, but there are probably lots of smokers who would feel the same way and do not like being painted with the same brush as assholes who do what the OP described.

Many smokers supported the workplace ban.

I believe the OP's use of the words "Scumbag smokers" is what really lit the fire here. But I agree with what you said

RiotO

It's 4 years ago! My time machine works!

NoQuarter

just to clarify....when i said "scumbag smokers" i only meant scumbag smokers and not the normal ones who do the things i mentioned earlier, they would just be smokers....so if you dont do the things i said then congrats you are a normal smoker and not in the scumbag smoker category!


but in hindsight, you are all scumbags......