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Weird baby names

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭T.G Catter


    I know of someone living in London who called their daughter Fianna. Kind of an Uachtar reoite, Ultan, Fionn type baby name I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Timpiste ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,079 ✭✭✭✭Malice


    T.G Catter wrote: »
    I know of someone living in London who called their daughter Fianna.
    Is that actually how it is spelt or is that how they pronounce it? I know someone who's name is Fiona but it's pronounced like Fianna.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I know a girl whose name is pronounced Fianna but it's spelled Fiodhna.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭T.G Catter


    malice_ wrote: »
    Is that actually how it is spelt or is that how they pronounce it? I know someone who's name is Fiona but it's pronounced like Fianna.

    Spelled and pronounced as Fianna. Horrid name.


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    stovelid wrote: »
    He'll just called 'Blazer' in school...
    When I have kids I want to call them Blade, Laser and Blazer... and maybe Tazer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    When I have kids I want to call them Blade, Laser and Blazer... and maybe Tazer.

    'Blade laser' does have a fetching, spaceship-hero ring to it, I must admit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭anthony4335


    Do know of a guy who was named Rocky.
    Isn't one of the characters from the channel 4 program "Skins" named Effy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Big Boss
    Revolver Ocelot
    Maximus
    Hercules
    Gigantor
    John Connor
    The boy
    Max Payne
    Pornwadee
    The Chosen One

    The list goes on and on...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    Some names I've come across while living in Florida and Georgia:

    Fabulous
    Knee-Knee (pronounced 'nay nay')
    Scooby Crockett (Scooby was his given name)
    Keeundra
    Cymbre (kind of pretty, this name, but unusual)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭keevita


    Piste wrote: »
    Timpiste ;)

    Lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭MysticalSoul


    Jack can be strange too. I knew a guy whose first name was Jack, however the problem lay with his family name which was Russell ie Jack Russell :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What did Cher name her first child? Moon (something)? Now that they are grown up, I wonder if they do it a lot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Let's face it folk, there are estates in this land of ours where the kids named John, Jenny, Keith and Angela etc. are the ones who are laughed at and bullied....:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Worst I ever heard was "Xerox".

    And yes, in case you're wondering, that is a brand of photocopier.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 572 ✭✭✭forestfruits


    Friend of mine has taught a Madonna, Cher and an Emerald!

    All In fairly rural school


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭Warhammer


    Butch
    Dick
    Rod
    Woody
    Johnson
    Bubba
    Rubella
    Anna Lou
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭hunnybunny


    The worst name I ever heard was Fanny!

    In France she introduced herself and said Je m'appelle Fanny! I nearly splutered on my tea. I asked her 3 times to pronounce and spell it. I was in shock:eek:

    Who would call their child Fanny? My mother explained it was a dated name deriving from Stephanie (a name I liked until I heard fanny)!

    French people were soooo shocked when I told them what it means to us. The cultural differences between France and Ireland never seemed so great!

    My friend Fanny was going to Dublin to assist in French lessons. I advised her strongly to use her full name Stephanie.

    Imagine standing up in a rough city school and declaring your name is fanny.:D
    She would be torn to shreads by Dublin students!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    hunnybunny wrote: »
    The worst name I ever heard was Fanny!

    In France she introduced herself and said Je m'appelle Fanny! I nearly splutered on my tea. I asked her 3 times to pronounce and spell it. I was in shock:eek:

    Who would call their child Fanny? My mother explained it was a dated name deriving from Stephanie (a name I liked until I heard fanny)!

    French people were soooo shocked when I told them what it means to us. The cultural differences between France and Ireland never seemed so great!

    My friend Fanny was going to Dublin to assist in French lessons. I advised her strongly to use her full name Stephanie.

    Imagine standing up in a rough city school and declaring your name is fanny.:D
    She would be torn to shreads by Dublin students!

    Famous Five books featured Aunt Fanny. Needless to say she was a bit of an oul cnut in them.

    Probably should have gone the whole hog and called her husband Dick..

    On-topic, i think Rod is a cool name at shouldn't be on the list. At least most these kids will get used to sexual in-ur-endo at an early age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Hate funny names. All my boys will be called John, Stephen and Martin. In that order.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I met an Adonis in the park the other day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    My cousin named her daughter Romany.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Was told about this girl whose parents decided on an old Irish name for her, Sunadhbha(don't think that's exactly how you spell it but it's pronounced son-of-a). Sounded pretty nice then but unfortunately the guy she married had the surname Hoare so she became sunadhbha Hoare!! Wouldn't have believed it only I heard the story from two totally unconnected people!!

    Another strange one, my boss named his son Bertie Ramesus (has an obsession with Egypt)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭barnacle


    Sitting in the cinema last night and the name effy popped into my head!

    I have no idea why..... For a girl obviously!

    Name of a girl in Skins.


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