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Mr. Myagi Vs Rocky

  • 27-07-2008 6:54am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭


    Just sitting around on a lazy sunday afternoon, shooting the **** with a few people. All pretty chilled, while watching Rocky IV on TV.

    Then one of them steps right over the line.

    Says he "Rocky is probably the best fighter who ever lived".

    Says I "He is in his gee. My Myagi brought Danielson to greatness, while also suppressing the rise of the evil cobra-kai dojo chain"

    Says he "No way, Tallaght01. Rocky would bate that oulfella, no bother".

    I'm thinking of fighting this bloke meself, to defend the honour of the late, great Myagi.

    But just wanted to check that we're all in agreement before it all kicks off here.

    I my opinion, Rocky used to just get battered everytime he stepped into the ring and then he'd win with a lucky punch as soon as he heard the inspirational music starting.

    Whereas no-one ever came close to landing a punch on Myagi in 3 movies.

    I submit the following youtube evidence to further my case

    What's yizzer thoughts? Who'd win in a street brawl between Myagi and Rocky?

    Who would win in a back-alley scrap? 52 votes

    My. Miyagi
    0%
    Rocky
    100%
    Ruu_OldSpastafarianKaromahusseyKoldmonkeyfudgeDiddy KonglaforsdoonothingNaosR0otGone WestDave147KnifeWRENCHKinetic^Davei141thecutterParsley[Deleted User]slipss 52 votes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rocky
    Mr miyagi would batter Rocky.

    I'm trying to think of who might beat Miyagi............ I'm hard pressed to think of anyone....





    ....B!ue Lagoon, that's about it tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    Rocky
    I sense a crane kick in Rock'y future, Myagi will trounce him! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    Rocky
    Mr Miyagi would win, of course.

    He would be a little sad about it, and he would try to teach Rocky an important life lesson ... like "No more horsesh1t Rocky movies!"

    <3 Miyagi


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Myagi brought Danielson to greatness
    Daniel-san.

    Carry on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Rocky
    Rovi wrote: »
    Daniel-san.

    Carry on.

    Unless I see Mr. Myagi handwrite it himself, then it's a free for all as to how we spell Danyulson :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rocky
    lol.

    You're spelling Miyagi wrong too tbh. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Rocky
    Everyone knows that wax the car and paint the fence > punching dead carcasses.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Miyagi is dead, so I'd imagine Rocky might have a bit of an advantage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Neo would kick miyagi's ass no bother. ****in stoppin bulluts and all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,775 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    It would depend on the dsicipline. Karate, yes - I'm with the rest of you - Miyagi hands down.

    But slap a par of gloves on him and limit the contact to Queensbury Rules and I think either Rocky or it's gonna be a looooooong and boring fight.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rocky
    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Neo would kick miyagi's ass no bother. ****in stoppin bulluts and all.

    He would in my hole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Rocky
    Mr Myeggi or whatever wold kick the arse of spelling nazis.

    Who's neo? A bullet is one thing, but a kick in the scrote by Mr Myagi is a whole different kettle of fish.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Rocky
    If it was Rocky then Mr Myagi, but then if Rambo comes along, thats another story.

    Sounds like a great movie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭ImDave


    Mr. Miyagi for sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rocky
    This thread needs a poll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Rocky
    how do we do that?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Rocky
    Ask Mr Myagi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rocky
    tallaght01 wrote: »
    how do we do that?

    Thread Tools - Add a poll.




    - Pat Morita was nominated for an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor for his role as Mr Miyagi in The Karate Kid. (Was the first American-born Asian nominated for an acting Oscar.)
    - Used to be a stand up comedian. (Was often billed as the Hip Nip for his stand-up performances.)
    - According to Joe Esposito, "You're the Best" was originally written for Rocky III (1982) which explains the lyric "History repeats itself". The song had been rejected in favor of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". (Rocky connection).


    The Karate Dog <--- Must watch this. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Rocky
    Thanks rigger.

    Now how do I edit the poll options so one of them actually says "Mr" Miyagi? :P


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Rocky
    My Myagi.

    Sounds like a tamagotchi.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Rocky
    Mr. Miyagi > Everyone else, even Chick Norris


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Rocky
    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Thanks rigger.

    Now how do I edit the poll options so one of them actually says "Mr" Miyagi? :P

    You can't.
    Perhaps a mod will change it.

    Sounds a bit like my Miwadi.



    I want to punch these my Miwadi kids in the face.


  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Poll of the year TBH. Rocky without a shadow of a doubt, wax on wax off has nothing on him ! :D
    CHD wrote: »
    Mr. Miyagi > Everyone else, even Chick Norris
    How ****ing dare you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Rocky
    Miyagi, of course.

    Rocky is a one-trick pony; Miyagi would mess with his mind, but still be humble in the prcoess.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Rocky
    stovelid wrote: »
    Miyagi, of course.

    Rocky is a one-trick pony; Miyagi would mess with his mind, but still be humble in the prcoess.

    Exactly, and Miyago owuldn't be fighting for titles and money, like Rocky.

    He'd beat Balboa's arse, purely to defend an orphanage or something, then he'd tell him that they're both losers because they had to fight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Rocky
    Miyagi for the win even if hes dead. I mean Rocky is not far from it himself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Rocky
    Miyagi would win blindfold and his arms tied behind his back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    Rocky
    Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Mr. Miyagi instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Rocky would beat the s**t out of him!

    He was a small little chinese(japanese?) guy who knew martial arts compared to a killing machine...pfffffffft

    Rocky wins, easily.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Rocky
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Mr miyagi would batter Rocky.

    I'm trying to think of who might beat Miyagi............ I'm hard pressed to think of anyone....





    ....B!ue Lagoon, that's about it tbh.

    The little trainer dude from 3 Ninjas
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRN213gSxUg :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Mr Miyagi once punched a hole through Rocky just to see what was on the other side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,175 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    Rocky
    Myagi would pwn him.

    Cobra Kai never dies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,515 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    rocky would win hands down.

    the only time martial arts are any good is in an environment where both people play by the same rules.

    a heavy hitting boxer will destroy any fancy martial arts moves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    rocky would win hands down.

    the only time martial arts are any good is in an environment where both people play by the same rules.

    a heavy hitting boxer will destroy any fancy martial arts moves.

    Exactly!

    Boxing wins over everything else :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Rocky
    ClioV6 wrote: »
    Rocky would beat the s**t out of him!

    He was a small little chinese(japanese?) guy who knew martial arts compared to a killing machine...pfffffffft

    Rocky wins, easily.

    Rocky is not a killing machine. He was Utter, utter muck. He had no skill and stood in the ring for the whole fight with his head forward getting brain damage.
    Miyagi on the other hand has only ever been struck by the beauty of his love.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Rocky
    Myagi definitely. But I think the real question is Mr Myagi or Chuck Norris.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 537 ✭✭✭Oswald Osbourne


    Overheal wrote: »

    wax on wax off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    stovelid wrote: »
    Miyagi, of course.

    Rocky is a one-trick pony; Miyagi would mess with his mind, but still be humble in the prcoess.

    rocky would get all cut up and the blood would get in his eyes and then its over.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Overheal wrote: »
    Isn't that the chick from House of 1000 Corpses/Devils Rejects?

    I can't believe i liked the Karate Kid, that clip was dire!!!

    Rocky FTW, he beat Mr T. And brought the U.S and Russia together in a time of hardship.

    After all, there's no easy way out, there's no short cut home.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Rocky
    Uchiha Itachi. He can stare at you and lock you in a hell where he stabs you for what seems like years and turns out is just a minute. He wrecked Kakashi and that takes doing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Rocky
    Kold wrote: »
    Uchiha Itachi. He can stare at you and lock you in a hell where he stabs you for what seems like years and turns out is just a minute. He wrecked Kakashi and that takes doing.

    Take your failure elsewhere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    a heavy hitting boxer will destroy any fancy martial arts moves.

    What a crock. If you think a boxer would stand a chance against the likes of Fedor Emelianenko, you're having a laugh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Rocky
    tallaght01 wrote: »

    He'd beat Balboa's arse, purely to defend an orphanage or something, then he'd tell him that they're both losers because they had to fight.

    Tallaght01 - I salute you. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 991 ✭✭✭Big_Mac


    Rocky
    rocky would win hands down.

    the only time martial arts are any good is in an environment where both people play by the same rules.

    a heavy hitting boxer will destroy any fancy martial arts moves.

    Rocky is all fists and too slow. Myagi would whop his ass without a doubt, even if he was using one of the little drums in one of the films. Man of few words, and thankfully one of them isn't ADRIENNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Myagi FTW
    Myagi definitely. But I think the real question is Mr Myagi or Chuck Norris.

    Thats a whole other poll methinks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭Rovi




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,515 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    looks like my real life self can kick my online self.
    http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=brokenarrows&word2=cathal+macfadden


    also Fedor Emelianenko is not a fancy martial artist guy. his fighting style is designed for kicking someones ass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    Rocky
    Kimbo Slice would kill them both! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Rocky
    Rovi wrote: »

    I object! "Rocky" is too vague and steals hits from lots of different sources, like the rocky mountains, geology, music, etc.

    Rocky Balboa on the other hand, gets raped: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Rocky+Balboa&word2=Miyagi


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    Rocky
    Overheal wrote: »
    I object! "Rocky" is too vague and steals hits from lots of different sources, like the rocky mountains, geology, music, etc.

    Rocky Balboa on the other hand, gets raped: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Rocky+Balboa&word2=Miyagi

    Ah yes, but http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Rocky+Balboa&word2=Mr+Miyagi ;)


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