Sh!t and offensive T-shirts

chin_grin

Right, bit of a rant here. I passed two people yesterday (yes a whole TWO!), one had a t-shirt that read <checkbox> Shags on first date. And the other had "Swallow, it's rude to spit".

Now, would you find these offensive to womenkind? Seeing that they don't really have equivalent garments outlining how 'awesome' and 'alpha-female' they are. (Or just detailing how the male of the species thinks about the act a million times a day........or something, don't know the actual statistic. But rounding I would say a million.)

Any other t-shirts that you've thought, "now that's just taking the p!ss" or thought less of the person for wearing it?

Blisterman

Well, to be fair, either of those T Shirts could just as easily be worn by women.

And is it a bad thing, that men think about sex a million times a day?

MIN2511

chin_grin wrote: »

Right, bit of a rant here. I passed two people yesterday (yes a whole TWO!), one had a t-shirt that read <checkbox> Shags on first date. And the other had "Swallow, it's rude to spit".

Now, would you find these offensive to womenkind? Seeing that they don't really have equivalent garments outlining how 'awesome' and 'alpha-female' they are. (Or just detailing how the male of the species thinks about the act a million times a day........or something, don't know the actual statistic. But rounding I would say a million.)

Any other t-shirts that you've thought, "now that's just taking the p!ss" or thought less of the person for wearing it?

Don't be offended:D they both have mammies and sisters so they don't mean it.
I would be happy to wear a t-shirt say " No 1min and 6secs need apply"

tee hee... maybe i might get that on a tshirt:D:eek:

Xavi6

Nah they're all hilarious.

Mate of mine bought one with a picture of Pope JP with his hands in the air and the caption "Hands up if you're dead". I lol'd

Also love the one about thousands of my potential children dying on your daughters face last night.

As the Joker says, "Why so serious?"

Dave!

No. Get tougher skin.

I've got a couple from tshirthell.com:

"There 2 people f*cking on the back of this shirt
*on the back:
Just kidding! Believe in Jesus! + picture of Jesus winking"

*Picture of a pyramid*
"Slavery: Gets sh*t done"


Quality

dr.bollocko

I like seeing people walking around wearing those "Masturbation is not a crime" tee shirts.
They pass on by with their pale faces and over developed wrists and you just think "What a Wanker!"

dodgyme

chin_grin wrote: »

Any other t-shirts that you've thought, "now that's just taking the p!ss" or thought less of the person for wearing it?

These ejjits may as well have a tee-shirt saying "I have no personality I need my tee-shirt to compensate"

Krsnik87

"READTHISWHILEICHECKOUTYOURTITS".

One of my favourites ^^ Never wear it though...

120_Minutes

http://www.teeshirthell.com FTW

dr.bollocko

MIN2511 wrote:

I would be happy to wear a t-shirt say " No 1min and 6secs need apply"

If ye women had wanted us to last longer ye should have thought us further than the 12 times tables in primary school.

Disco Stu

120_Minutes wrote: »

http://www.teeshirthell.com FTW

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

was just posting the exact same thing...

MIN2511

dr.bollocko wrote: »

If ye women had wanted us to last longer ye should have thought us further than the 12 times tables in primary school.

We didn't:eek:


No wonder we multitask:p and ye CANT;)

chin_grin

Ok, I'll admit my rant was a tad over the top. But do you not think that these tee's would get a laugh for all of five minutes and then just a blank stare thereafter? (Like the B-Sharps HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAhahahhaha.....hahh.....hahah.....ho hum)

Steve_o

I seen a guy in Limerick a few weeks ago with a tshirt that said "I don't have tourettes, you're just a c*nt"...

milod

chin_grin wrote: »

Now, would you find these offensive to womenkind? Seeing that they don't really have equivalent garments outlining how 'awesome' and 'alpha-female' they are.

I dunno, but I think it works both ways. I've see a fair few 'Porn Star' T's worn by women, who don't seem in the slightest bit offended. The best I've seen on a (quite well developed) woman was a T with 'Have You Met the Twins?' on front... My kinda girl

Seriously though, I thought you had to hand in those sort of t-shirts at your 21st birthday party, No?

Xavi6

I actually think that fat, ugly birds who wear t-shirts with "You can look but you can't touch" and "Don't you wish your girlfriend....etc" should be executed by firing squad.

MIN2511

Xavi6 wrote: »

I actually think that fat, ugly birds who wear t-shirts with "You can look but you can't touch" and "Don't you wish your girlfriend....etc" should be executed by firing squad.

LMAO....
hehehhe

beauty as they say lies in the eyes of the beholder

PurpleBerry

I wouldn't wear those kinds of t-shirts, tbh. But I guess that's because I wouldn't really wear any kind of t-shirt.

T-shirts aren't very flattering on well endowed girls

I prefer something witha deep V

milod

Neesa wrote: »

T-shirts aren't very flattering on well endowed girls

I prefer something witha deep V

True, unless you knot the bottom of the T, or simply wet it... :pac:

but yeah, with you on the deep V thing

danniemcq

MIN2511 wrote: »

LMAO....
hehehhe

beauty as they say lies in the eyes of the beholder

shouldn't that be the eyes of the beerholder?

missmatty

Neesa wrote: »

I wouldn't wear those kinds of t-shirts, tbh. But I guess that's because I wouldn't really wear any kind of t-shirt.

T-shirts aren't very flattering on well endowed girls

I prefer something witha deep V

I'm with you on that, sister

IronMan

Infantile and highly ****e metal band cradle of filth had a tshirt years ago that had a nun pleasuring herself with a crucifix. And another tshirt that said "Jesus was a c_unt". Cool!

FlutterinBantam

The asswipes who wear those T-shirts are usually nerds and or attention seekers who havn't the personality or confidence to conduct a normal well constructed sentence,without about 5 bottles of Bulmer's in them.
Childish and stupid is the least I would say about them

I don't really move in those kind of circles but if I did ,anyone wearing that kind of gear would be marked down as a#1, class A ,tosspot in the Flutthers book.

To be avoided.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The asswipes who wear those T-shirts are usually nerds and or attention seekers who havn't the personality or confidence to conduct a normal well constructed sentence,without about 5 bottles of Bulmer's in them.
Childish and stupid is the least I would say about them

I don't really move in those kind of circles but if I did ,anyone wearing that kind of gear would be marked down as a#1, class A ,tosspot in the Flutthers book.

To be avoided.

....so how many have you got in the secret closet then and what do they say?

snickerpuss

At Dublin Zoo yesterday there was a bloke with a t-shirt that said "All of God's creatures have a place .... between potatoes and gravy"

I lol'd.

dodgyme

Krsnik87 wrote: »

"READTHISWHILEICHECKOUTYOURTITS".

One of my favourites ^^ Never wear it though...

oh ya that is brill!!! :rolleyes:

dodgyme

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The asswipes who wear those T-shirts are usually nerds and or attention seekers who havn't the personality or confidence to conduct a normal well constructed sentence,without about 5 bottles of Bulmer's in them.
Childish and stupid is the least I would say about them

I don't really move in those kind of circles but if I did ,anyone wearing that kind of gear would be marked down as a#1, class A ,tosspot in the Flutthers book.

To be avoided.

agree completely. People with no personality. Nice to see the usual response from ikky poo. yawn!

120_Minutes

Neesa wrote: »

I wouldn't wear those kinds of t-shirts, tbh. But I guess that's because I wouldn't really wear any kind of t-shirt.

T-shirts aren't very flattering on well endowed girls

I prefer something witha deep V

pics or gtfo

Overheal

chin_grin wrote: »

Now, would you find these offensive to womenkind?

In the mall last week I saw a 20-something girl that was wearing "Im still a virgin, but this is an old shirt."

My own favorite T-shirt to wear says "I hate the bands that you like."

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

dodgyme wrote: »

agree completely. People with no personality. Nice to see the usual response from ikky poo. yawn!

Take it to the fashion forum where people actually care!!

V1llianous

The best situation I saw one in was the "Trainee Gynacologist but I'll have a look" one when worn by a 18year old new father in the Special Care Baby Unit in the Coombe Womens Hospital - :eek: I had to do a double take

kayos

I've seen a certain boards member with the "May the horse be with you" with a Silhouette of a horse about to mount a woman from tshirt hell. Thing is he was dressed as santa at the time and it was at our office christmas party. He managed to win a prize on tshirt hell for the pic of him on the night.

BaconZombie

A guy was arrested under a " blasphemous law" in Australia for wearing that t-shirt.

IronMan wrote: »

Infantile and highly ****e metal band cradle of filth had a tshirt years ago that had a nun pleasuring herself with a crucifix. And another tshirt that said "Jesus was a c_unt". Cool!

Haha, that is great, I hope he worked in the Zoo. Now that would be priceless....

snickerpuss wrote: »

At Dublin Zoo yesterday there was a bloke with a t-shirt that said "All of God's creatures have a place .... between potatoes and gravy"

I lol'd.

dr.bollocko

My mam bought me that cradle of filth tee shirt with the nun pleasuring herself.

No joke.

PurpleBerry

Sorry I'm a bit late with the picture, I was writing a bit more of my blog.

Anyway,
Deep V

Worth the wait

Disco Stu

Its sort of amusing people getting all worked up and offended by someones t-shirt... there are a lot of them on T-Shirt Hell that I just wouldn't wear but the cheesy stupid ones like

READTHISWHILEISTAREATYOURTITS

or An awkward morning beats a boring night...

are harmless and get a bit of a laugh... :rolleyes:

rowlandbrowner

I hate the really misogynistic ones like “it’s not going to suck itself”… it’s only a step away from a tshirt saying “Women are objects for me to date rape”.

120_Minutes

Neesa wrote: »

Sorry I'm a bit late with the picture, I was writing a bit more of my blog.

Anyway,
Deep V

Worth the wait

no, it wasnt


FAIL

dodgyme

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Take it to the fashion forum where people actually care!!

yawn

PurpleBerry

120_Minutes wrote: »

no, it wasnt


FAIL

Well, it looks better on

Link

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

dodgyme wrote: »

agree completely. People with no personality.

dodgyme wrote: »

yawn

Contradiction...?

dee8839

Krsnik87 wrote: »

"READTHISWHILEICHECKOUTYOURTITS".

I got caught out royally once by this, I was working in a deli and was reading a guys t-shirt while making his sandwich. When I got it, I looked up and he was taking what it said very literally. Awkward...:rolleyes:

"I hate the bands that you like" - yes, my kind of t-shirt.

And despite myself, I am a little offended by, or rather, I lose any respect for, guys wearing a t-shirt saying "Well it ain't gonna suck itself". Its just not funny. Its tasteless.

Turd Ferguson

rowlandbrowner wrote: »

I hate the really misogynistic ones like “it’s not going to suck itself”… it’s only a step away from a tshirt saying “Women are objects for me to date rape”.

Why would they need that when you have t-shirts like this


T-Shirt

chin_grin

chin_grin wrote: »

Now, would you find these offensive to womenkind? Seeing that they don't really have equivalent garments outlining how 'awesome' and 'alpha-female' they are. (Or just detailing how the male of the species thinks about the act a million times a day........or something, don't know the actual statistic. But rounding I would say a million.)

I've seen loads of girls wearing t-shirts with similar themed messages along their tits. Pardon the pun but its tit for tat really.


personally people who wear those kinds of t-shirts are tossers tbh but I disagree that its only lads who wear them.

TheTubes

Disco Stu wrote: »

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

was just posting the exact same thing...

best. site. ever.
my girlfriend got me the smurfs "blue trash" one from that site for christmas (cant find the link).
I was hoping she would get me the one that says:
"yes, you can take a picture of my junk with your cellphone"
but apparently she frowns on that sort of thing :rolleyes:

edit. its here

120_Minutes

one of my fave teeshirthell tees simply had:

<tits>







</tits>



on the front. i lol'd


and neesa, dont for a second expect me to believe thats you wearing that.
i know brittney/xtina/jessica simpson/insert blonde clone here when i see them. for shame my dear.

FunkZ

V1llianous wrote: »

The best situation I saw one in was the "Trainee Gynacologist but I'll have a look" one when worn by a 18year old new father in the Special Care Baby Unit in the Coombe Womens Hospital - :eek: I had to do a double take

Haha that's a good 'un.

I have a t shirt saying 'from God, to women', it was bought for and I'd never wear it though!

dodgyme

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Contradiction...?

no!

Have you ever replied to something in a non predicable way - very much doubt it!

MJOR

i got two presents of ones from ann summers they said

"you're a naughty boy go to my room"

"I'm a naughty girl Spank me"


Oh God i just dunno.

My fabvourite one (which i bought for myself )was bright pink and said "So much wine so little time"

RossFixxxed

Don't think they're particularly offensive, they just make you look like a dope. They're funny online etc but expressing your 'individuality' and 'kookiness' through a t shirt is just sad. But hey, who cares!

'As the joker says "Why so serious"'

I'd add as the joker says "Why so serious son, why so serious son?" :P

R

PurpleBerry

120_Minutes wrote: »

and neesa, dont for a second expect me to believe thats you wearing that.
i know brittney/xtina/jessica simpson/insert blonde clone here when i see them. for shame my dear.

1) I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever said it was me.
2) The woman in that picture is blonde. Is my avatar blonde? I think not.
3) I don't carry pictures like that of myself around with me


FAIL!