No Electricity: What Can You Actually Do?

FunkZ

Right I woke up there at about nine minutes past one and there was no electricty.

Grand right?
NO! NOT AT ALL!

You can't do anything without it, it's ridiculous, I tried playing guitar. I played for two minutes but I was too **** to be bothered with it!
So I decided to make some food... ya need ****ing electricity to cook these days apparently! So I had a pint of milk.
Then I tried to lift weights, but ya can't do that without some decent loud music. NO MUSIC bar what was coming from my phone.

The electricity came back at 11 minutes to two!

I would not be able to enjoy life without electricity... it would suck more than Christmas when you're older then 15.

What would you do if you were stuck at home with NO electricity?!

Adam

FunkZ wrote: »

Right I woke up there at about nine minutes past one and there was no electricty.

Grand right?
NO! NOT AT ALL!

You can't do anything without it, it's ridiculous, I tried playing guitar. I played for two minutes but I was too **** to be bothered with it!
So I decided to make some food... ya need ****ing electricity to cook these days apparently! So I had a pint of milk.
Then I tried to lift weights, but ya can't do that without some decent loud music. NO MUSIC bar what was coming from my phone.

The electricity came back at 11 minutes to two!

I would not be able to enjoy life without electricity... it would suck more than Christmas when you're older then 15.

What would you do if you were stuck at home with NO electricity?!

Buy a laptop, a mobile broadband modem, and always keep a spare battery charged.

Mossy Monk

Masturbate.

Steve_o

I like christmas....

back to bed FTW!!!

Diddy Kong

Get the missus over and drop the hand!!

taidghbaby

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Masturbate.

hmmmmm......i had money on steve_o to say this first!:(

Quazzie

FunkZ wrote: »

What would you do if you were stuck at home with NO electricity?!

Yore Ma!

Steve_o

taidghbaby wrote: »

hmmmmm......i had money on steve_o to say this first!:(

My bad...

The Don

On a day like today I'd drag the couch outside and start drinking.

Honey-ec

Light a few candles and read.

Honey-ec

The Don wrote: »

On a day like today I'd drag the couch outside and start drinking.

But quickly, before the beers go warm...

The Don

Honey-ec wrote: »

But quickly, before the beers go warm...

Is there any other way? Keep the rest in the freezer until you want them. That should still be cold.

Naos

Read a book? Go on a jog? Eat a sandwich?

Infact you could've eaten everything in the Fridge as you'd never know when the electricity would be back on and you don't want that beer/food to go to waste, so pig out next time.

Steve_o

Honey-ec wrote: »

But quickly, before the beers go warm...

Cooler box is essential on a day like today...when your all arguementative... ahem, sorry, I;m listening to Arctic Monkeys at the moment!!:D

BaconZombie

Drink all the beer before it goes warm and cook all the meat before it goes off...



Just don't use a disposable BBQ indoors.....

jester77

Pull out the retro mag collection and go nuts!

FunkZ

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Masturbate.

How is this possible without free internet viewing?!

I did think about but I knew it wouldn't have been fun at all, I couldn't have even watched that opeing scene in Bedazzled that I did when I was about 14. Woulda been crap!

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Yore Ma!

I did do your ma. I video taped it as well, check out the YouTube rip off amatuer porn site for proof

Naos wrote: »

Read a book? Go on a jog? Eat a sandwich?

Infact you could've eaten everything in the Fridge as you'd never know when the electricity would be back on and you don't want that beer/food to go to waste, so pig out next time.

You know I was going to start reading The Wheel of Time but the net came back.

And I was going to raid the fridge as well, but it was all uncooked mince and chicken. No ice cream or anything good, but I did havve a nice glass of milk!

FunkZ

jester77 wrote: »

Pull out the retro mag collection and go nuts!

But it's all DVDs nowadays

Steve_o

FunkZ wrote: »

How is this possible without free internet viewing?!

Make a song out of it...

"You put your right hand in,
ya pull your right hand out,
In, Out, In, Out
and shake it all about"

:eek:

TeletextPear

when i was a kid the electricity was gone for all of xmas one year, and i got a cd player from santy... that blew. we had a gas cooker though so at least we still had dinner

jester77

FunkZ wrote: »

But it's all DVDs nowadays

You should never throw out your old stuff, you never know when you may need something old, something blue

Adam

Put a donk on it.

FunkZ

Steve_o wrote: »

Make a song out of it...

"You put your right hand in,
ya pull your right hand out,
In, Out, In, Out
and shake it all about"

:eek:

Hahahahaha ya bollocks ya I'm breaking up laughing at that!

FunkZ

jester77 wrote: »

You should never throw out your old stuff, you never know when you may need something old, something blue

Actually ya know what I think I might have a Page 3 or 2 hidden on top of my wardrobe in my old room!


But sure the net is back!

CountingCrows

Hop in a bath the kettle (plugged in) and start cleaning out the toaster with a knife (again plugged in)

Adam

CountingCrows wrote: »

Hop in a bath the kettle (plugged in) and start cleaning out the toaster with a knife (again plugged in)

Playing chicken with electricity. I like!

FunkZ

Ohhh that sounds dodgey, I like it as well. But the electricity is back ages so I'd well die.

Steve_o

FunkZ wrote: »

Hahahahaha ya bollocks ya I'm breaking up laughing at that!

heheh

FunkZ

Playing X Box and know I definitely couldn't live without electricity!

Ruu_Old

Play a game of pog.

xOxSinéadxOx

get drunk