Who is she?

Adam · 23-07-2008 8:34am #1

I was just looking up information on my provisional license, when all of a sudden BAM! This beauty appears out of nowhere! Who is she? What are her measurements (can't see much below the neck)? Would she go for a guy like me? Will this thread flatter her?

My type of gal, if I met her I'd have to give her my number for fun or maybe more?

meditraitor · 23-07-2008 8:35am

Jigsaw will be turning in his grave;)

Xavi6 · 23-07-2008 8:36am

Hmmmm I think her car might just out run your bike :pac:

kaimera · 23-07-2008 8:36am

jigsaw thread that way *points to thread*

Adam · 23-07-2008 8:36am

I like her nose...

m@cc@ · 23-07-2008 8:37am

She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.

connundrum · 23-07-2008 8:39am

m@cc@ wrote: »

She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.

By kicking his a$$ in the piano playing stakes?

dr.bollocko · 23-07-2008 8:39am

That's a facebook angle picture if ever I saw one.
Nice looking face, shame about the hooves sort of a trick.
Run screaming buddy.

Steve_o · 23-07-2008 8:39am

Her car key is as big as her head!!! :eek:

CountingCrows · 23-07-2008 8:41am

She appears to be on her own with a L plate - somebody call the filth

m@cc@ · 23-07-2008 8:41am

connundrum wrote: »

By kicking his a$$ in the piano playing stakes?

I was thinking more flute playing stakes but I like where your coming from.

Adam · 23-07-2008 8:41am

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That's a facebook angle picture if ever I saw one.
Nice looking face, shame about the hooves sort of a trick.
Run screaming buddy.

Hooves? You mean her hands? I don't think they're thay big, it's the photo technique.

CountingCrows · 23-07-2008 8:42am

m@cc@ wrote: »

She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.

You could plough fields with those hands

Naos · 23-07-2008 8:54am

Is someone trying to compete for Thread of the Year? Needs more originality methinks.

Call Me Jimmy · 23-07-2008 8:56am

Nice try mirror! I was thinking of doing something like this before the jigsaw thread came back but decided against it. Unlucky, son!

dr.bollocko · 23-07-2008 8:58am

Mirror wrote: »

Hooves? You mean her hands? I don't think they're thay big, it's the photo technique.

Don't get me wrong.
I'd still giggidy her gischmoigen.

Adam · 23-07-2008 8:58am

Naos wrote: »

Is someone trying to compete for Thread of the Year? Needs more originality methinks.

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Nice try mirror! I was thinking of doing something like this before the jigsaw thread came back but decided against it. Unlucky, son!

Failed accusations! I just think she's gorgeous...

Naos · 23-07-2008 9:03am

As did Jigsaw... It's 10am. You drunk?

BaconZombie · 23-07-2008 9:15am

from the picture Metadata "her" name is Ducky.....

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CountingCrows · 23-07-2008 9:19am

BOFH_139 wrote: »

from the picture Metadata "her" name is Ducky.....

Ducky nickname might suggest a fat arse and hence the head shot

Saruman · 23-07-2008 9:20am

Is she the new boards Fás girl?
By that i mean the new girl everyone is infatuated with

Naos · 23-07-2008 9:33am

Not by a long shot. She's not that great tbh.

Adam · 23-07-2008 10:00am

Naos wrote: »

As did Jigsaw... It's 10am. You drunk?

If only!

BOFH_139 wrote: »
from the picture Metadata "her" name is Ducky.....
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I can live with that...

CountingCrows wrote: »

Ducky nickname might suggest a fat arse and hence the head shot

I know, this is why I need to know more! She could be a bit of a moon pig.

Saruman wrote: »

Is she the new boards Fás girl?
By that i mean the new girl everyone is infatuated with

Just me so far it seems, everyone else can apparently do better :rolleyes:

Naos wrote: »

Not by a long shot. She's not that great tbh.

Different strokes!

mmmm, stokes.....

Defenestrate · 23-07-2008 10:04am

I would tbh.

Adam · 23-07-2008 10:05am

Defenestrate wrote: »

I would tbh.

AH needs that thanks button.

Tha Gopher · 23-07-2008 10:08am

Hmm, link is down now.

Hand size? wtf like. The only thing that would pout me off hand wise would be Jeremy Beadlism or hair growth that would demand incarceration in St Clabberts home.

Adam · 23-07-2008 10:09am

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Hmm, link is down now.

Hand size? wtf like. The only thing that would pout me off hand wise would be Jeremy Beadlism or hair growth that would demand incarceration in St Clabberts home.

Still works for me

+1 why would hand size bother you? Unless you feel inadequate in slightly larger hands...?

Tha Gopher · 23-07-2008 10:16am

Still nuffink

Maybe my ISP has followed through on their threat of whacking anti stalking software on my system. Show me one person who doesnt look at over 900 Bebo profiles of teenage girls they dont know in an average day. ffs.

Saruman · 23-07-2008 10:27am

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Show me one person who doesnt look at over 900 Bebo profiles of teenage girls they dont know in an average day. ffs.

Me but thats because i never thought about it. Good idea... i will consider this next time im bored at home

Naos · 23-07-2008 10:30am

Her hand wasn't big really.

It was just right up at the camera lens, while she was a foot away from it or so.

Defenestrate · 23-07-2008 10:46am

Naos wrote: »

Her hand wasn't big really.

It was just right up at the camera lens, while she was a foot away from it or so.

By jove, I think you're right! :eek:

Thanks for clearing that up anyway, we were all thinking she had mutant hands.

Adam · 23-07-2008 10:50am

Defenestrate wrote: »

By jove, I think you're right! :eek:

Thanks for clearing that up anyway, we were all thinking she had mutant hands.

Yep, she's defo marriage material now tbh.

Defenestrate · 23-07-2008 10:57am

Mirror wrote: »

Yep, she's defo marriage material now tbh.

Absolutely, she'd have no problem working the oven with normal sized hands.

kowloon · 23-07-2008 11:27am

Naos wrote: »

Her hand wasn't big really.

It was just right up at the camera lens, while she was a foot away from it or so.

Look at you ye smug bastard! :pac:

Adam · 23-07-2008 11:33am

Come on lads, I don't feel like I'm any closer to knowing the real Ducky...

23-07-2008 11:34am

I think you should ring Ray D'Arcy, he'll help you find her. She'll be really into you then.

23-07-2008 11:35am

Tha Gopher wrote: »

Show me one person who doesnt look at over 900 Bebo profiles of teenage girls they dont know in an average day. ffs.

900?

Pffft....amateur.

Adam · 23-07-2008 11:35am

Deleted User wrote: »

I think you should ring Ray D'Arcy, he'll help you find her. She'll be really into you then.

Oh that's not a bad idea! What time is that show on at?

BaconZombie · 23-07-2008 11:40am

Here is all the info you need to know about "her"......

Mirror wrote: »

Come on lads, I don't feel like I'm any closer to knowing the real Ducky...

Duggy747 · 23-07-2008 11:43am

Wow, she's the spitting image of a girl I used to be with.

Anywho, Mirror, how do you know that "L" doesn't stand for Lesbian?

Adam · 23-07-2008 11:48am

Duggy747 wrote: »

Wow, she's the spitting image of a girl I used to be with.

Anywho, Mirror, how do you know that "L" doesn't stand for Lesbian?

Yes it does, they lost the case! :pac:

Is it your ex? And can I have her number?

Duggy747 · 23-07-2008 11:51am

Mirror wrote: »

Yes it does, they lost the case! :pac:

Is it your ex? And can I have her number?

I can give you directions to the woods where I buried her body.

She might be a bit crispy at this point :pac:

23-07-2008 12:25pm

I certainly would, big hands can be a good thing!

Adam · 23-07-2008 12:27pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I certainly would, big hands can be a good thing!

It can, can't it!

...how?

23-07-2008 12:37pm

Mirror wrote: »

It can, can't it!

...how?

Actually.......... no it can't. There is nothing worse then getting one of them done wrong

TheTubes · 23-07-2008 12:52pm

m@cc@ wrote: »

She's got huge hands, might end up embarrasing you.

yup, she def has big hands... http://omg.wthax.org/duckyhasbighands.jpg

Adam · 23-07-2008 12:56pm

TheTubes wrote: »

yup, she def has big hands... http://omg.wthax.org/duckyhasbighands.jpg

Steve_o · 23-07-2008 1:29pm

TheTubes wrote: »

yup, she def has big hands... http://omg.wthax.org/duckyhasbighands.jpg

Ahhahahhaaaha!!! Brilliant!!:D

dreamr · 23-07-2008 1:41pm

TheTubes wrote: »

yup, she def has big hands... http://omg.wthax.org/duckyhasbighands.jpg

hilarious!!

Adam · 23-07-2008 1:46pm

Steve_o wrote: »

Ahhahahhaaaha!!! Brilliant!!:D

dreamr wrote: »

hilarious!!

Not to me it's not! Ruining my dream girl with your unfounded and clearly well thought out accusations... :mad:

Steve_o · 23-07-2008 2:09pm

Mirror wrote: »

Not to me it's not! Ruining my dream girl with your unfounded and clearly well thought out accusations... :mad:

She's actually a dude... :pac:

Who is she?

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