Yuletired is in the well.........

BigCityBanker

TheWell wrote:

A stranger is being shown around a village that he has just become part of. He is shown a well and his guide says "On any day except wednesday, you can shout any question down that well and you'll be told the answer."

The man seems pretty impressed, and so he shouts down: Why not on wednesday? and the voice from in the well shouts back: Because on wednesday, it’s your day in the well.

Initially the bain of the mods on these boards, Yuletired is now widely accepted and loved by many for his amusing stories, anecdotes of chimp loving, and the general feel good factor he adds to this place. Perhaps a mod can confirm how many accounts he has had and how often he has been banned?

Yuletired is Willie Clynes and anybody who frequents the Dublin scene will know that he is a character in real life too who has improved his poker at a rate of knots in recent times.

Feel free to ask questions, try not to clog what i suspect will be a gem of a well up with poker related questions, keep it real folks.

il get the ball rolling.

1. What games do you play?
2. What is your favourite?
3. best piece of advice you have received?
4. Worst piece of advice?
5. Why chimps?
6. Do you like mustard?
7. Tell me a good story?
8. If I told you that the answer is 39, can you tell me what the question is?

YULETIRED

I'm of out to get drunk very shortly, , ok i will answer these later when sloshed, however let me just say, The Boards poker wells so far have ben classic and this bad idea is just an excuse for a bullsht thread really, so MOds before this get (t)rolling consider what you are doing to a sacred poker boards tradition........my recommendation is to get someone else....IMO


wtf? im on the HMD LOL......I have arrived.

BigCityBanker

YULETIRED wrote: »

ok i will answer these later when sloshed

public confirmation in case anybody thought I was messing about the PM he sent me.

Icarus152

YULETIRED wrote: »

wtf? im on the HMD LOL......I have arrived.

Yes,but your pic is missing.

The Al Lad

Knowing that you'll be pisssed off yer head later on when answering these I'll ask preovocative questions so your answers might stir something up.

Why don't you and LuckyLloyd get along ???

If you could beat one mod to death, who would it be and why ???

H8GHOTI

YULETIRED wrote: »

I'm of out to get drunk very shortly, , ok i will answer these later when sloshed, however let me just say, The Boards poker wells so far have ben classic and this bad idea is just an excuse for a bullsht thread really, so MOds before this get (t)rolling consider what you are doing to a sacred poker boards tradition........my recommendation is to get someone else....IMO


wtf? im on the HMD LOL......I have arrived.

Don't be so modest, I'm sure this will be as good if not better than previous wells.

So, how many accounts have you had & how often have you been banned? Of all the things you were banned for, what was the worst?

Hectorjelly

How does it feel to become what you once hated?

dannydiamond

This should be fun,i'll be back with some q's when suitably pissed.

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

funniest poster on boards imo. irl = also massively entertaining

markontap

Do you feel religion is a crutch for people who cannot handle reality?

What was the wildest thing you have ever done?

Do you have a criminal record, if so for what?

GL in the well.

Simplicity

Hi,

Love your "stuff" Extremely well written. I

1: Do you ever wish you had your old account back?

2: What in life pleases you the most.

3: JJ/QQ ep. Limp or Raise for Cash & Tournie?

gg wp

aarymark

Hectorjelly wrote: »

How does it feel to become what you once hated?[

inside pissing out now willie lol

Jools Poker

looking forward to this Willie..back with a few q's later..good luck

Ste05

LOL, Solksjaer in the Well... First a possible deconstruction and now this... :pac:

HJ really asked the perfect question, Solksjaer is now officially a Chimp...

I have one question though: Would you take another bet that you could go a year without posting on boards? If not, why?

And a serious question for you: Who's advice in the HH forum do you agree with most of the time, or is there a poster that you read their replies and agree with most of the time, even if you don't actively get involved in the discussions...


Once more, LOL @ Solksjaer in the Well... Nice one Willie looking forward to it.

Flushdraw

Good to see you in here Willie.

• Whats been your best moment in poker?
• And your worst?
• Whats your realistic ambition from poker?
• First hand of the World Series and you get dealt AA and the whole table goes allin before you....or a night in the sack with a lady of your choosing? (if you werent with Mrs Solksjaer obviously!)
• You've improved your game a helluva lot over the last 12 months. What do you put this mainly down to?
• Give me 3 new words you would you like to see added to the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?
• Why dont you subscribe to Boards and change your name to something less Christmassy?
• Are you afraid of the Billywick?

Good luck in the well. Feeling its going to be thread of the year!

ArmaniJeanss

You ever been to Vegas?, did you enjoy?

How old are you, whats your middle name, and what grade did you get in Leaving Certificate Maths?.

What exactly is your definition of a chimp, you seem to use it as an all-purpose insult, but I'm not sure what exactly it means? (By the way, 'Chimp in Jeans' was fairly unoriginal, I hope for something better the next time I annoy you).

When I checked today it still wasn't possible to put anonymous comments on your blog, is this deliberate on your part or just incompetence?

Did you have a winners acceptance speech in your head for the Irish Open?

Solskjaer posts pissed me off a lot, but I like Yuletired. Did you make a conscious effort to be 'different' on your return?

Good luck in the well,
keep on chimping,
AJs.

hf4z6sqo7vjngi

Good luck with this

ElectraBlue

Roundtower2 wrote: »

funniest poster on boards imo. irl = also massively entertaining

.

Without a doubt! All my best questions have been asked in one form or the other but I've been dying to ask these:

- How many ties do you own?
- Who was the last Chimp that played you and lost :P
- How many Boardies did you meet on the razz tonight?

dannydiamond

Hi Willie,i've never met you but hope to do so soon..

1.I was always under the impression that you were fairly young from your posts but was recently told you are closer to 40 than 20.Is this just down to your natural demeanor?

2.Married? kids?

3.Congrats on your recent irish open cash,any regrets on your exit hand or the tournie in general or do you feel you perhaps did well to place with the cards you were dealt etc..?

4.favourite posters?

5.List your 5 favourite addictions.

6.You stagger into your kitchen on a saturday morning with a dirty hangover only to find Nigella Lawson standing over your cooker asking"and what would you like for breakfast Mr Clynes?" What's your ideal response?

7.If you ruled boards what would you do?

Simplicity

dannydiamond wrote: »

Hi Willie,i've never met you but hope to do so soon..

1.I was always under the impression that you were fairly young from your posts but was recently told you are closer to 40 than 20.Is this just down to your natural demeanor?

2.Married? kids?


4.favourite posters?



7.If you ruled boards what would you do?

bops

gl in the well you wannabe chimp :pac:

pok3rplaya

Will tweed ever be 'hip' again?

playable_hand

YULETIRED wrote: »

I'm of out to get drunk very shortly, , ok i will answer these later when sloshed, however let me just say, The Boards poker wells so far have ben classic and this bad idea is just an excuse for a bullsht thread really, so MOds before this get (t)rolling consider what you are doing to a sacred poker boards tradition........my recommendation is to get someone else....IMO


wtf? im on the HMD LOL......I have arrived.

I LOVE THIS THREAD, TIME FOR MY REVENGE, i get back with some interesting q's, will.
gl.

YULETIRED

BigCityBanker wrote: »

Initially the bain of the mods on these boards, Yuletired is now widely accepted and loved by many for his amusing stories, anecdotes of chimp loving, and the general feel good factor he adds to this place. Perhaps a mod can confirm how many accounts he has had and how often he has been banned?

Yuletired is Willie Clynes and anybody who frequents the Dublin scene will know that he is a character in real life too who has improved his poker at a rate of knots in recent times.

Feel free to ask questions, try not to clog what i suspect will be a gem of a well up with poker related questions, keep it real folks.

il get the ball rolling.


1. What games do you play?
Da cards = PLO Hold em ,Don, gin.
bear in mind I was was a hyperactive kid.....so im putting in DID you play...
Sports, Squash - will be back playing Leinster League this winter where i will be hopefully meeting the famous bad bead joe
Soccer - 5 aside every Saturday, speed leaves you but SKILL never does..
Golf - was off 16 last time I played to GUI, Im a natural leftie but play rightie (passed out in a bunker one)
Kick the Can - yes I'm trying to resurrect this game with my multitude of nieces and nephews, so far they have taken to it.
they call it kick the bucket when i'm playing...little frks..
I used to do some Cycle road racing but not as serious as our friend in the SE.....now im just a fat tourer...
I also was a black belt in my 20s in shotokan....bad bad left knee...



2. What is your favourite?
Kick the can, as it's the only one I excel at.
3. best piece of advice you have received?
This seems stupid but, I was told, if you keep going the way you are now, you will get there..(it was more of a warning..but correct)
4. Worst piece of advice?
If a girl hits you, she really fancies you, so persevere.....I now have a crown on my tooth..
5. Why chimps?
think about it. What else?
6. Do you like mustard?
my post on the mustard thread was actually true (which got me banned) It's somehere on the site...cant find it.
It tastes like spicey earwax, and if you ever nibbled on the ear of a mexican girl you'd know what I mean...sweet bitter memories..
7. Tell me a good story?
Well i've numerous stories as you know but seen as I'm doing best man soon at my bros wedding, I'll tell ya one when I was boozing
with him in Kilkenny, i'll keep it short as I cant type all night.
We had a few bevs in Paris Texas and decided to head to a nightclub, the queue was long and miserable when we got to it..neros..the rain was
pssing down on the various firey red necks all eager to get inside and get the 'wear' off some thick ankled girl. Anyway I asked the bouncer if
I could skip the queue as the rain was like acid on my ol psorosis ....he told me to get back, he closed the door , if you know Neros you'll notice
the window just up from the door that leads to the bar.....right i said to the bro and our new friend the chatty Tipp guy, lets scale the window,
I jumped into the open window and pulled the bro in plus the overly grateful tipp guy. In they came and rapidly off to the dance floor unbeknownst
to the bouncer, meanwhile some jealous goons told the bouncer and he came roaring up the stairs and found me alone laughing hysterically,
right you OUT, fair cop I said...back out in the rain, then some little jack russel of a fkr started mocking me, the bouncer closed the door agian....
I climbed back into the window, this time not stopping for a laughter break and hightailed it into the disco, throwing the wet jumper under a chair....
next time I saw the bouncer was when I ws leaving and we had a laugh about it. I told him if it made him feel any better I lost 20 quid climbing in the window
meh variance.....another story developed in supermacs later concerning our new Tipp friend but thats a loooong one.

8. If I told you that the answer is 39, can you tell me what the question is?
How old does Noel hayes look?

YULETIRED

The Al Lad wrote: »

Knowing that you'll be pisssed off yer head later on when answering these I'll ask preovocative questions so your answers might stir something up.

Why don't you and LuckyLloyd get along ???

If you could beat one mod to death, who would it be and why ???

Ive had 1 botttle of rjoca Faustino sprecial reserve, 5 barcadis :eek: (promotion) and 5 Heinigans, what was the question agian?

1. I didn't realise I don't get along with lloyd, Ive actually backed him twice, (chimp lost me dosh), we are just opposites but he's a good guy actually, I find him eccentric and I don't dislike esscentric people as they colour this grey world, having said that he dees bore me at times with his American isms..zzzzzz , as I do him no doubt........poker needs people like LL though...


2. to death ?:eek: must it be a mod? They are already the living dead.
I'd pick one randomly from the feedback thread, I'd shove a live cat down his throat and say , LOL NOW YOU FKIN CHIMP..LOL!!!! then Id probably calm down and feel some remorse, pook fkin cat never harmed anyone...

YULETIRED

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Don't be so modest, I'm sure this will be as good if not better than previous wells.

So, how many accounts have you had & how often have you been banned? Of all the things you were banned for, what was the worst?

I gave out to sstar one time thinking he'd know I was messing, sigh, he took me serious, I called him a prick.....as we all know he boringly is not one .. he should be a priest or somethng.....meh...At least i got a reaction...I had 5 accounts, and shared 1 other, all banned for various antichimpery remarks....

5star please try to be more of a prick.....

i did enjoy being banned, i just loved the attention...:) serious business

YULETIRED

Hectorjelly wrote: »

How does it feel to become what you once hated?

I'm not sure what you think Ive become , I welcome an elaboration, but it's my ambition to feel like this

http://www.thesraid.com/index.php/2006/06/01/

YULETIRED

markontap wrote: »

Do you feel religion is a crutch for people who cannot handle reality?

John lennon - Imagine sums this up for me really.. sorry im pissed so I'm having a beatles moment. Religion is evil in the main imo.

What was the wildest thing you have ever done?

well its not wild really but it made everyone LOL, (except the dutch) many years ago when I was a teenager i was in an An Oige Hostel, you have to be in by 11.30 at night or they lock the doors, well I went drinking in ballyragget and came back with whiskey in my veins, I crawled into my top bunk and woke up 2 hours later , stood on my top bunk and pissed all over the dutch guys in an adjoing bunk pandemonium broke out , there was some blood spilled but it was not irish. I woke up next day dying asleep on the floor and the above was news to me as I didnt remember a thing, It probably didnt even happen, but the dutch guys did
give me grief the next day....I wasn't ready to listen......not very wild but it's all Im revealing...

Do you have a criminal record, if so for what?

Hall and oates...it ws a misguided present, but 'she's gone' is a classic..

GL in the well.

ty

pirelli

Hi willie, Some brilliant stories there la.

Have you ever been to amsterdam in holland?

What did ya get up too.

YULETIRED

Simplicity wrote: »

Hi,

Love your "stuff" Extremely well written. I .

thx, nice to see we have a bullsht appreciator

1: Do you ever wish you had your old account back?
which one?, I'm sorry i ever tarnished the great name of Sollskjaer..sorry Olllie

2: What in life pleases you the most.

Lap dancers, away victories at Anfield, Sandra Bullock (Im old) , chimps getting indignant like it matters, you probably have prostate problems from sitting on yer asses monkeyboys, get some prospective.....music, music, music, music.

3: JJ/QQ ep. Limp or Raise for Cash & Tournie?

Raise always in both.......unless heads up then RAISE....

gg wp

thx

nicnicnic

looking forward to your interrogation Willie, just a few mostly unoriginal

It is generally accepted that your are the heartthrob of the Irish poker scene, does all the attention you recieve from poker groupies while playing effect your focus at the table

The absolute funniest thing you've heard at the poker table

Who (IYO) is the rudest player in... A) Dublin Ireland

Predict something for this year, choose anything , any subject, but make it interesting and not obvious. IE Kilkenny winning the all-Ireland


Name 6 players for entertainment purposes only, you'd like to spend an evening playing cards with. (ie money is irrelevant)


GL in the well Sir

YULETIRED

aarymark wrote: »

Hectorjelly wrote: »

How does it feel to become what you once hated?[

inside pissing out now willie lol

Whilst the wells have always amused me, ive never actually hated (maybe slagged) anything, i think the question is badly worded.....I fix it...

Hi Willie, we should be together you sexy sexy man.....

YULETIRED

Jools Poker wrote: »

looking forward to this Willie..back with a few q's later..good luck

gimme a kiss baby. I wont tell a soul.

Ste05

Tried and trusted question:

Living or dead, who are the 4 people you'd like to have dinner with and the 4 people you'd like to go on the piss with?

hotspur

Favourite comedians?

I came across a guy in the past few weeks who is great but isn't known outside America called Bobby Lee, you should check him out, one of those people who is just a totally funny human being by nature. He does the great MadTV which unfortunately also isn't shown in Ireland.

YULETIRED

Flushdraw wrote: »

Good to see you in here Willie.

• Whats been your best moment in poker?

when sapphire asked me if I wanted to do a live straddle in the Se, I have witnesses, I experienced a trouser moment.

• And your worst?

She was actually talking about the fking 1-2 5 Game

• Whats your realistic ambition from poker?

Your word that like I should limit myself to the occasional scalps victory:)
tbh, I really enjoy playing atm, my ambitions are outside poker but I love the excitment of the big events, to play a few big events is about all I aim for, I nearly always have fun and sometimes I've had really contraversail exits, but it's forgotten afterward and on to the next....boring eh?

• First hand of the World Series and you get dealt AA and the whole table goes allin before you....or a night in the sack with a lady of your choosing? (if you werent with Mrs Solksjaer obviously!)

I'm not married atm, one of the reasons is I would take a night in the sack option, so been there done that and *ahem..ah well ..ancient hisory.:) move on move on...

• You've improved your game a helluva lot over the last 12 months. What do you put this mainly down to?

Simply put Tony , I decided to forget about how badly or well I'm running


and decided to just concentrate on enjoying and playing well, let the gods be damned after that....An ol Squash coach told me, if you are losing badly, forget about the match and just concentrate on the hitting the ball well, this will take care of the bigger picture...it works in Squash anyway...I'm still just an average player at both but only the poker is improving...

• Give me 3 new words you would you like to see added to the next edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?

Chimpathiser - this is a guy who just agrees with someone beause they
are a big name or popular.....

Yuletired - absoluely tired of christmas sen as its start in sept and finishes in feb...(inspired my username#6)


LIS - and easier word for people to say who already have a Lisp.

• Why dont you subscribe to Boards and change your name to something less Christmassy?

there is nothing less christmassy than yuleTIRED.

• Are you afraid of the Billywick?

LOL, I used to be but now I know it was just my late father trying to scrare the bejaysus out of me, right now I'm scared of Mills, she comes to my room at night and tut tuts then folds my clothes and leaves....think I'll jointhe paranormal forum....Mills scares me...why the folding..

Good luck in the well. Feeling its going to be thread of the year!

thx Antonio

YULETIRED

ArmaniJeanss wrote: »

You ever been to Vegas?, did you enjoy?

nope, was in LA twice, had some memorable times on hollywood blvd and sunset strip....Some good stories from then,,,,been to Atlantic City, bit of a hole tbh, spent 24 hours in the smae bar playing pool with some Swedes and various others, lost 200 dollar sober and won 1k bollxd, you figure,,,,

How old are you, whats your middle name, and what grade did you get in Leaving Certificate Maths?.

age- born in the 60s, work it out..
Jude - patron saint of lost causes
A- as did 90% of miss Moriratys class, Jaysus, she kept my knob at a
perfect 90o angle for the whole of 6th year....Don't stand so close to me....





What exactly is your definition of a chimp, you seem to use it as an all-purpose insult, but I'm not sure what exactly it means? (By the way, 'Chimp in Jeans' was fairly unoriginal, I hope for something better the next time I annoy you).

you didnt annoy me, hence the compliment.....

When I checked today it still wasn't possible to put anonymous comments on your blog, is this deliberate on your part or just incompetence?

i guess you must be incompentent

Did you have a winners acceptance speech in your head for the Irish Open?

Yes, it was, be not a borrower or a lender be....(there are degens everywhere)

Solskjaer posts pissed me off a lot, but I like Yuletired. Did you make a conscious effort to be 'different' on your return?

nope, i think the penny just dropped with you, you are maturing...expect hairs down there and some night terrors, ......buy more tissues...

Good luck in the well,
keep on chimping,
AJs.

ty , my boy, or should i say my MAN

YULETIRED

ill do the rest tomorrow.........Damn you ernie els.:(

Tar.Aldarion

Great stuff. What are your favourite books and why?

Hitman Actual

1. How the hell do I track down John Schwarzwelder books in Ireland? I've been searching for months.

2. What was Tom Waits best decade? What album(s) are a good place to start for a newbie?

3. For either the 70's or 80's (or a mixture of the two), pick your 5 favourite artists and/or albums. Or maybe do the 90's instead.

4. Seeing as you're something of a beer degenerate as well, what was your longest session? With the rules that having a quick power-nap at the bar doesn't count as a break, but leaving for a couple of hours sleep and coming back to continue does.

I can't think of any poker ones. Best of luck with this, I know we've had the occasional disagreement but I still find myself genuinely lol'ing at your posts.

YULETIRED

ElectraBlue wrote: »

.



- How many ties do you own?
I would count them but Ive a bit of a hangover, about 20, pus two dicky bows..

- Who was the last Chimp that played you and lost :P

If you mean heads up , it was Allinstevie, a 5 hour battle for nothing as it turns out, he does ok online I believe....(hmm he's not really a himp though) i meet th odd chimp on the dub scene, I dont think I've sufered too much.
- How many Boardies did you meet on the razz tonight?

zero, but there was a wierd guy with a goataee shi"ting on about html,
he was prbably a boardsie, I didnt ask as he looked very gay and I am very handsome. (its a cross)

YULETIRED

dannydiamond wrote: »

Hi Willie,i've never met you but hope to do so soon..
hello dianmond geezer

1.I was always under the impression that you were fairly young from your posts but was recently told you are closer to 40 than 20.Is this just down to your natural demeanor?

age is a number, maturity is an illusion, I still cal an ex teacher , Mr MacKearnan.

2.Married? kids?
Marraige is just a number, Kids are an illusion....

3.Congrats on your recent irish open cash,any regrets on your exit hand or the tournie in general or do you feel you perhaps did well to place with the cards you were dealt etc..?

I was pleased enough with my exit hand, tbh I probably played too tgiht at times but then so did any of the big players who I met during the tourny, I took a hit late on the 2nd last day, QQ cracked by 8s or something which meant I played for a cash, I got 40 something, which was ok,

4.favourite posters?

Solskjaer, and Scummyscousers

5.List your 5 favourite addictions.

1 - censored
2 - music, (go to a live gig every other week)
3 - I love scanning for life forms , tiny little life form, precious little life forms where are you. * clicks fingers....
4 - arse burning jalapenos in driping hot cheese and nahos..at the movies
5 - burd watching.....

6.You stagger into your kitchen on a saturday morning with a dirty hangover only to find Nigella Lawson standing over your cooker asking"and what would you like for breakfast Mr Clynes?" What's your ideal response?
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you¹ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll

a jumbo breakfast roll oooh ollll





7.If you ruled boards what would you do?
If I ruled the boards, every day would be the last day of spring
and every poster could post everthing, If I ruled the boards...

tx

YULETIRED

pok3rplaya wrote: »

Will tweed ever be 'hip' again?

Elementary My Dear pokerplyr, of course

YULETIRED

pirelli wrote: »

Hi willie, Some brilliant stories there la.

Have you ever been to amsterdam in holland?

What did ya get up too.

Hi Pirelli

Amsterdam was in the offing for the bruthers upcoming stag but we settled for the Oktoberfest. Never been I'm afriad, so how much are those titties in the windows? woof woof


thx

califano

Thanks for doing this

1.)What were the last two box sets you watched?

2.)You seem to be a ‘rules are there to be broken’ type of fellow. Did you intentionally break any rules or breach any company policies recently?.

3.)The Burbs or The Goonies?.

4.)Are you a gossip?. Whos the biggest gossip on boards?

5.)You mentioned recently you got your first pair of eye glasses. Did you consider lenses or lazer eye surgery?.

6.)Did you know ‘30somethings’ sister was ppp-pitboss’ before he wrote it in his blog?.

7.)UL in the recent ppp €400 s.e online qualifier. I qualified for this satt, you weren’t that yankee guy one who cracked my KK with 88 were you?.

8.)You seem to be a step ahead of the average bear with the verbal responses, but what was the last time you were verbally destroyed by a stranger?

9.)Imo “most improved player” is usually a gentle term for saying “used to be a bit sh!t”. What other terms out there can you think of that sugar coats peoples limitations?

10.)I know you say your other blog isn’t really for public consumption but would you paste one past entry of your choosing here?. I wouldnt ask but the 'isnt really' bit gave us a glimmer.

Good luck in the well

Jesus Wept

Brian Cowen's lips or Willie O'Dea's mustache?
And why?

YULETIRED

nicnicnic wrote: »

looking forward to your interrogation Willie, just a few mostly unoriginal

g'day bruce or should that be Stewy? congrats on yer deal well deserved , now lets start another fking thread on it..:D

It is generally accepted that your are the heartthrob of the Irish poker scene, does all the attention you recieve from poker groupies while playing effect your focus at the table

Ha, poker is the least of my problems, Ive been getting this adulation al my life so it doesn't effect my poker, my programming also covers all the major sexual techniques (hetro only sorry)

The absolute funniest thing you've heard at the poker table
ya malignant little bastrd how could you play that sht, i raised the arse out of the pot, ya ct ,I'll bleedin kill you next time you do that? gwan thenfk off home with me money, ya dozy frk......(player leaves with the loot, he was AHEAD ALL THE TIME.) i then say, that was a bit harsh,
the response, He was too fkin good and now I've got rid of him.......the opposite of tapping the aquarium I suppose....wel I laughed at the time...
do not ask who the foul mouther was.....



Who (IYO) is the rudest player in... A) Dublin Stormin Ireland Norman...but he amuses me, Ive seen him being in yer face ingorant to people, not me though as my handsomeness seems to have a calming effect on him...

Predict something for this year, choose anything , any subject, but make it interesting and not obvious. IE Kilkenny winning the all-Ireland

Ronan keating will be revealed as Sean Connerys bastrd son, a speech terapist expert will notice the similarities between Ronans Smyle on my fache, and Connerys, Mish Monpenny, a DNA test will reveal Connery as the father, and Keating will be killed in a mysterious accident whilst tourning Scotland....there will be great rejoicing..


Name 6 players for entertainment purposes only, you'd like to spend an evening playing cards with. (ie money is irrelevant)

1.Brucepokers new guy
2.Phil Hellmuth (you lucky boy hawkeye)
3 Miss Congeniality
4. Robin Williams
5. Stephen Fry
6. My uncle Christy, funniest man on earth (hes always trying to steal peoples noses) i got yer nose....no you dont....I got it here,,,,i got it....it looks like he has it but then when you check he doesnt have it at all, I must figure out how he does that trick.



GL in the well Sir

ty

Jools Poker

don't stop Willie....I'm at home and very bored -just keep writing..doesn't matter what just keep going

YULETIRED

Ste05 wrote: »

Tried and trusted question:

Living or dead, who are the 4 people you'd like to have dinner with and the 4 people you'd like to go on the piss with?

dinner with..simlar Q earlier so a few diff names...

Groucho Marx
Bill Hicks
Maddie mcann (i have questions on parenting) scratch her, maybe just a light lunch for info
Peter Ustinov
Jesus, (we'd never run out of wine, plus I need to see the wounds)

the Piss with
Brad Pitt (I will take his cast offs)
Mike Myers (the actor not the slash horror boy)
britney Spears (i hop all over that looney so I would.)
Peter O'Toole - the reason is axiomatic


tx

YULETIRED

thats it for now, tomorrow for the rest or maye late late tonight....

Doc Farrell

no posting drunk willie!
the internet is far too serious for those shenanigans.


how do you see the poker scene changing in the next couple of years. has the bubble burst?

do you know what JAMF means? see the third Dirty Harry movie.

do you find hangovers get worse as you get older? do you have a cure? can i have it?

wanna go for a pint?