4 things: 2 true, 2 false

IvaBigWun

So, two true things and two false things about yourself ... and we have to guess which two are either true, or false. No points for only getting one right. In fact one of those crazy, "funny" FAIL pictures for you if you do.


1) I am hopelessly in love with a fellow Boardsie

2) My favourite food is pizza

3) I have an irrational fear of flying

4) Cats loathe me




And yes, its a slow day

IvaBigWun

I meant to say, whoever replies has to put up 4 about themselves. And so on. Etc.

dr.bollocko

1. This thread sucks.
2. This thread doesnt suck at all.
3. I am in fact a doctor.
4. This thread sucks.

_feedback_

dr.bollocko wrote: »

1. This thread sucks.
2. This thread doesnt suck at all.
3. I am in fact a doctor.
4. This thread sucks.

1 & 4 ?

Captain Ginger

elviscostello wrote: »

1 & 4 ?

+1

dr.bollocko

Yay!
Game over.
Lock the thread please.

Karoma

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Lock the thread please.

Um, how about 'no'?
How about you ignore the thread?

The thread may suck the balls of a dead donkey, but it's one of Ivabigwun's best.
Now, shaddup with the backseating and the moderating, wahey.

dr.bollocko

I is in feedbacks insulting your moderatingz from behind the backseat of your american car.
Carry on. I am deliriously excited by the pearls that are about to be unearthed in this thread of wonder and whole heartedly refuse to ignore it.

IvaBigWun

Karoma wrote: »

The thread may suck the balls of a dead donkey, but it's one of Ivabigwun's best.

Captain Ginger

By best he means you had aids.

KnifeWRENCH

Y'know this thread would probably be more successful in TCN. Similar "True or False" thread over there at the moment.

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

So, two true things and two false things about yourself ... and we have to guess which two are either true, or false. No points for only getting one right. In fact one of those crazy, "funny" FAIL pictures for you if you do.


1) I am hopelessly in love with a fellow Boardsie

2) My favourite food is pizza

3) I have an irrational fear of flying

4) Cats loathe me




And yes, its a slow day

1) and 4) the boardsie hasn't posted in the turn on's thread yet either.

Steve_o

1. I like Boards

2. Boards likes me

3. I like Beer

4. IvaBigWun likes men

Its a slooow day indeed!

IvaBigWun

Moonbaby wrote: »

1) and 4) the boardsie hasn't posted in the turn on's thread yet either.

You got one right

RubyXI

IvaBigWun wrote: »

So, two true things and two false things about yourself ... and we have to guess which two are either true, or false. No points for only getting one right. In fact one of those crazy, "funny" FAIL pictures for you if you do.


1) I am hopelessly in love with a fellow Boardsie

2) My favourite food is pizza

3) I have an irrational fear of flying

4) Cats loathe me




And yes, its a slow day

1&3?

IvaBigWun

phi3 wrote: »

1&3?

FAIL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTF-dvoJT80

Gone West

Ivabigwun in fact has a tiny one
Ivabigwun in fact has a tiny "wun"

I flew to the moon yesterday
I won euromillions yesterday.

IvaBigWun

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

Ivabigwun in fact has a tiny one
Ivabigwun in fact has a tiny "wun"

I flew to the moon yesterday
I won euromillions yesterday.

As I was typing this thread I was envisioning the flame replies

Weak tbh.

Gone West

ahh any worse would be bannable dude.
heres some real ones so:
2 real 2 false

1) I've swam in both the atlantic and pacific oceans in 24 hours.
2) I've been knocked unconcious by a rock more than once
3) I've visited more than 50 islands
4) I've never been sick in hospital.

IvaBigWun

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

1) I've swam in both the atlantic and pacific oceans in 24 hours.
2) I've been knocked unconcious by a rock more than once
3) I've visited more than 50 islands
4) I've never been sick in hospital.

Easy, 2 and 4 are true.

Niamho!

IvaBigWun wrote: »

So, two true things and two false things about yourself ... and we have to guess which two are either true, or false. No points for only getting one right. In fact one of those crazy, "funny" FAIL pictures for you if you do.


1) I am hopelessly in love with a fellow Boardsie

2) My favourite food is pizza

3) I have an irrational fear of flying

4) Cats loathe me




And yes, its a slow day

3&4 are true.

IvaBigWun

Niamho! wrote: »

3&4 are true.

Wrong Im afraid. No ones got both of them right yet

bronte

I reckon it's 2&4

:pac:

Does anyone else reckon that pack smiley is privey to information that I am not! :P

IvaBigWun

bronte wrote: »

I reckon it's 2&4

:pac:

WIN! :pac:

Bronte gets to be properly/offline/3 months in Mountjoy stalked now

Over to you m'lady, 4 things.

bronte

:eek:

Is there an alternate prize?

Erm...

1)I've never broken a bone

2)My flight was delayed last night

3)I like tea

4)Cotton wool frightens me

IvaBigWun

bronte wrote: »

1)I've never broken a bone

2)My flight was delayed last night

3)I like tea

4)Cotton wool frightens me

1 and 3 are true.

And to answer your question - no

3) and 4) Bronte.

bronte

None of yis are right yet!

How can you not like tea!

Sherifu

7 & 9, am I doing this right?

bronte

Moonbaby wrote: »

How can you not like tea!

Maybe I don't, maybe I do!

bronte

Sherifu wrote: »

7 & 9, am I doing this right?

Yes

IvaBigWun

Sherifu wrote: »

7 & 9, am I doing this right?

:pac:

IvaBigWun

2 and 4 are true Bronte.

Yer sussed.

bronte

IvaBigWun wrote: »

2 and 4 are true Bronte.

Yer sussed.

Nope!

IvaBigWun

bronte wrote: »

Nope!

Jebus.

K, someone else put another 4 up till I suss the beautiful enigma wrapped in a puzzle concealed in a conundrum that is Bronte

IvaBigWun

bronte wrote: »

1)I've never broken a bone

2)My flight was delayed last night

3)I like tea

4)Cotton wool frightens me

2 and 4 are true?

If cotton wool scares ya then we need to organise a lickle bit of medication

Gone West

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Easy, 2 and 4 are true.

Nope. keep guessing.

IvaBigWun

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

1) I've swam in both the atlantic and pacific oceans in 24 hours.
2) I've been knocked unconcious by a rock more than once
3) I've visited more than 50 islands
4) I've never been sick in hospital.

3 and 4 are true?

(Im presuming 50 islands is possible if you include loads of those tiny islands offered on "island hopper" type trips)

bronte

IvaBigWun wrote: »

2 and 4 are true?

If cotton wool scares ya then we need to organise a lickle bit of medication

To quote Dr.Cox Wrong,wrong, wrong, wrong, ...Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!

IvaBigWun

Originally Posted by bronte

1) My Username is Bronte

2) I like cats

3) Im a serial killer

4) I have willy

1 & 2 are true.

Niamho!

bronte wrote: »

:eek:

Is there an alternate prize?

Erm...

1)I've never broken a bone

2)My flight was delayed last night

3)I like tea

4)Cotton wool frightens me

1 & 4 ??

IvaBigWun

Niamho or anyone else who fancies it post 4 up. The Bronte wan is offline I think.

nevaeh-2die-4

1. boards mods scoil life is BOARDS.IE.
They cant stand been out smarted, there way to reslove a broblem is a banning.

2. My theory " The Wetter The Better"

3. Boards mods love text speak

4. I love a nice cup of tea.

bronte

Jeepers, still no right answer! I thought twas easy!

IvaBigWun

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

1. boards mods scoil life is BOARDS.IE.
They cant stand been out smarted, there way to reslove a broblem is a banning.

2. My theory " The Wetter The Better"

3. Boards mods love text speak

4. I love a nice cup of tea.

Is number 1 in Klingon?

Im going with 2 and 4 been true so

nevaeh-2die-4

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Is number 1 in Klingon?

Im going with 2 and 4 been true so

Fair play dude you must have got straight A`s in the leaving cert!!

IvaBigWun

bronte wrote: »

1)I've never broken a bone

2)My flight was delayed last night

3)I like tea

4)Cotton wool frightens me

2 and 3 are true!

By the process of elimination my genius Im right

bronte

IvaBigWun wrote: »

2 and 3 are true!

By the process of elimination my genius Im right

By jove he's got it!
Tis impossible to not like tea!

IvaBigWun

bronte wrote: »

By jove he's got it!
Tis impossible to not like tea!

The plane one threw me. Sneaky!

Ive seen a similar thread to this before on a UK forum with much funnier results.

Are we losing our touch?