Would You?

af_thefragile

Would you pick up a €5 note if you found one in the urinal of some public toilets??

Holsten

No, of course not.

€5 is not worth having my hand covered in an abundance of piss.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Nope. Now a tenner, on the other hand....

nocal

Yes.
Wash it off.
Then dry it.

But if you want to give me your money there is really no need to pee on it first.

Gone West

for a fiver? hardly.

MrJones

I would. fiver is a fiver. the urine can be washed off....:)

Thrill

At the moment, no. I cant say for sure what I'd do if I were really poor though.

af_thefragile

maybe i should ramp this up to a tenner!

latenia

This is a variation of the old trick of how to gauge the calibre of a pub or club. Place a €2 coin in the urinal then let piss all over it. If it's still there an hour later then you're ok.

AckwelFoley

.. a mate of mine ate a urinal block for 20 squid.

I gladly paid.. made great yooutube footage.

af_thefragile

snyper wrote: »

.. a mate of mine ate a urinal block for 20 squid.

I gladly paid.. made great yooutube footage.

link?:pac:

georgem25

not for a fiver
urgh

stewiegriffin08

brainstorm! print off fake 5euro notes.... new rte program. "Piss hands" lol

Sherifu

No but I wouldn't begrudge the lad that does.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

af_thefragile wrote: »

link?:pac:

Now hang on just a second here...

...fresh or used?

elmolesto

No way

mumhaabu

Considering that urine is usually sterile unless you have a kidney infection, the best thing to do would be give it a hose down with your supply before then extracting with the minimum contact and wash it off with water and dry before hurridly passing it off to some unsuspecting person.

Money is the dirtiest thing you can handle anyway so yes it could be done but I wouldn't do it, such treats should be left from homeless people and people from Co. Cavan.

However if you say a €50 dauped in something brown accompanied by log floating in the lavatory what would you do? *puts cat among pigeons*

Someone should try this as a hidden camera gag, with both the €50 dauped (Chocolate Mousse would suffice) and €5 wee'd on it would be a Youtube winner. Give unsuspecting victim clean money in return for signing release form.

AckwelFoley

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Now hang on just a second here...

...fresh or used?

well, i can vouch for myself pissin on it.

Benny now has super mouth AIDS.

Wertz

It was probably dirtier before it fell in the piss...

Tar.Aldarion

Oh no urine, pff. It's more about people being ashamed of their own selves than the dirtyness of a natual process.

Alissa1

af_thefragile wrote: »

Would you pick up a €5 note if you found one in the urinal of some public toilets??

well if i was promised that i could live in Ireland forever if i did it.... sure I'd do it with a few pairs of gloves on though! I'd give anything to live in Ireland!

PrivateEye

speaking as an unemployed fresh out of school about to go on holidays young bloke with no moneyz.....




...not a chance.

Agonist

How about a wallet doused with menstrual blood?
I would. A bit of Vanish and Febreeze and it'd be right as rain.

truecrippler

For the price of a pint, yeh. Tis only piss, so it is.

Al_Fernz

Yeah - sure you have the 'oul tweezers out anyways........

Xavi6

In times of recession the fiver could come in handy. No Celtic Tiger anymore so can't afford to be turning the nose up at any amount of cash.

keen

Not a hope, it was a fifty now.

entropi

I'd have to say no...ugh

MooseJam

depends how wet it was

forestfruits

I wouldnt, but in fairness the average fiver youd find is probably covered in got only knows what anyhow!! like the peanuts on a bar counter thing - covered in p!ss

Call Me Jimmy

af_thefragile wrote: »

link?:pac:

Aye, can a brother get a link?

Mossy Monk

Pick it up with 2 fingers. This ensures minimal contact with piss. Go to the sink and clean both hand and fiver then proceed to the hand drier. End result is more wealthy than before.

Call Me Jimmy

Yea but it's a slippery slope. Would ye wrestle a tenner out of one of a fluttering scutter? Sure ye could wash your mouth out with some mouthwash but the stains of shame would forever remain!

javaboy

I would have in old money. I couldn't allow people to piss on poor old Catherine McAuley but this new €5 with a bridge or Brandenburg gate or whatever that probably gets pissed on in real life all the time anyway? No.

beautiation

I'd find the man who pisses legal tender and befriend him.

Loopy

Christ no, you'd wanna be in some pretty dire circumstances if you did.. Or just a greedy bastard:D

Mint Sauce

maybe we should as what is the least you would get your hand grubby for

a fiver - no
a tenner - maybe
a 20 - quite possibly

LadyE

Nooooo...thats horrible!

FlutterinBantam

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Yea but it's a slippery slope. Would ye wrestle a tenner out of one of a fluttering scutter? Sure ye could wash your mouth out with some mouthwash but the stains of shame would forever remain!

Lemme tell ya sommat Jimbo, A Flutt scutt would cloud a tenner in such viscous cloying prehensile molten matter that even a frikken power washer would not bring it up to Blue Flag standard.

So the anwswer on WikiFlutt is =NO.

bitemybanger

No way for a fiver
Only for a minimum of 20, otherwise ill just p!ss on it and leave it to the next dude

Flamed Diving

A fiver wouldn't buy ya the disinfectant needed to clean your hand afterwards. In the end, you would probably be out of pocket.

Dord

af_thefragile wrote: »

Would you pick up a €5 note if you found one in the urinal of some public toilets??

No it's probably a trap.

Ruu_Old

I wipe my backside with bills larger than that!

edit: Oh that could have been mine, stick it in the post for me will ya OP? Cheers. :pac:

barfuss

no, i wouldn't..if i think about who could have used this toilet and what maybe has happened there..no, i wouldn't!

MooseJam

is it possible to catch anything from a urinal

minxie

yeah a man

KatiexKOUTURE--

Whoa whoa whoa... Why can't women be included in this?... We don't have urinals.

Gillie

Sweet Jebus no! No matter how broke I was!

Mint Sauce

thought just occured to me, urine is sterile when it leaves your body, ie, clean, so theres probably more infection on the money, ie, changing hands many times, than there is in the stale urine its sitting in

Mint Sauce

KatiexKOUTURE-- wrote: »

Whoa whoa whoa... Why can't women be included in this?... We don't have urinals.

okay, would you pick a fiver out of the bog

Kojak

I'd hate to think that I would be so desperate for money that I would take €5 out of a urinal or a sh1tter.

Although, they say that a recession is coming....