Rate yourself!

FlexiLexi

ok, so maybe i stole this from big brother, but how would you rate yourself in the sack???

Steve_o

Ask YORE MA tbh....

FunkZ

3

Sherifu

With a leather whip.

Duggy747

Can we go into the minus figures here? I pawned my reproductive organs for Lego.

FlexiLexi

Sherifu wrote: »

With a leather whip.

Brilliant.

Steve_o

Duggy747 wrote: »

Can we go into the minus figures here? I pawned my reproductive organs for Lego.

What kind of Lego?

whiskeyman

Deffo a 10.

I won 3 gold medals and a silver.
I was untouchable in the sack race as a kid I tells ya...

Captain Ginger

I'll give myself a 7, I'm still young so there is time for improvment, although I do try to make the women feel great

kaimera

damn good actually.

Least thats what...ah cra...yore ma joke done already

Duggy747

Steve_o wrote: »

What kind of Lego?

Well, it was supposed to be Lego but then I was duped and I found out it was K'nex

I got me knob back but there's only so much sellotape can do!

Steve_o

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, it was supposed to be Lego but then I was duped and I found out it was K'nex

I got me knob back but there's only so much sellotape can do!

"You have used 2 inches of sticky tape, God bless you"....:D

BubbleWrap85

Is the whole Yore Ma thing just something Dubs find funny??

BubbleWrap85

Steve_o wrote: »

"You have used 2 inches of sticky tape, God bless you"....:D

Loving it!

BubbleWrap85

I went for 7, although I don't see how it can really be measured until someone else tries me out and gives me a score.....

Steve_o

BubbleWrap85 wrote: »

Is the whole Yore Ma thing just something Dubs find funny??

Nope, YORE MA finds it funny!!!:D




*packs bags*

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BubbleWrap85 wrote: »

Is the whole Yore Ma thing just something Dubs find funny??

Is the whole posting three times in a row thing something you find annoying?

Cos I do.

Duggy747

Steve_o wrote: »

"You have used 2 inches of sticky tape, God bless you"....:D

Well, I wasn't putting tape on the actual knob itself, be sorta pointless...........how would I pee? It was just at the end where I tore it off from my body.

Anywho, me knob is 3 years long!!

BubbleWrap85

elviscostello wrote: »

Is the whole posting three times in a row thing something you find annoying?

Cos I do.

Yeah but it's something you wouldn't have commented on until I brought up the Yore Ma thing! I wasn't trying to be funny, I was just curious. I've been reading stuff on here for ages and there's always something about Yore Ma. I was just wondering what the deal was. Relax.

Steve_O: Love it No need to pack the bags though, I'm not that scary!

Black Swan

My Atari Jaguar has never complained.

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BubbleWrap85 wrote: »

Yeah but it's something you wouldn't have commented on until I brought up the Yore Ma thing! I wasn't trying to be funny, I was just curious. I've been reading stuff on here for ages and there's always something about Yore Ma. I was just wondering what the deal was. Relax.

Meh ........ Yore Ma.

kaimera

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yore+ma

It's a childish internet thing.

No entry on the biki for it that I could see.

MIN2511

FlexiLexi wrote: »

ok, so maybe i stole this from big brother, but how would you rate yourself in the sack???

for future reference you should make the poll public:D

FlexiLexi

MIN2511 wrote: »

for future reference you should make the poll public:D

okies sowee.

Xavi6

MIN2511 wrote: »

for future reference you should make the poll public:D

Or just not create shite threads

FlexiLexi

Xavi6 wrote: »

Or just not create shite threads

a little uncalled for.:(

javaboy

Pffft... they never have half sizes. :mad:



P.S. Don't steal things from Big Brother. He can see what you're doing.

'Ol Jack Chance

javaboy wrote: »

P.S. Don't steal things from Big Brother. He can see what you're doing.

Shhhh or they'll take you to the ministry of love

Xavi6

FlexiLexi wrote: »

a little uncalled for.:(

Like the thread you mean?

BubbleWrap85

kaimera wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yore+ma

It's a childish internet thing.

No entry on the biki for it that I could see.

Ah thanks. I knew what it meant. I was right I think as it's an Urban Dictionary. Us culchies wouldn't know anything about that

SantryRed

Xavi6 wrote: »

Or just not create shite threads

Reku

How do you rate yourself in bed??

To do that wouldn't I have to have experience of having myself as a lover, i.e. go phuck myself?

entropi

farohar wrote: »

To do that wouldn't I have to have experience of having myself as a lover, i.e. go phuck myself?

I think thats the term they use nowadays, i aint saying it but maybe someone has before its definately been said to me...and i've always wondered if someone could actually do that and then say " i can fu*k myself, how about you? "

Wazdakka

farohar wrote: »

To do that wouldn't I have to have experience of having myself as a lover, i.e. go phuck myself?

That is one of the stupidis....

>_>

<_<


*Runs to the cloning tanks*

Gone West

MIN2511 wrote: »

for future reference you should make the poll public:D

edit it now to make it public hah!

faceman

I have terrible luck with women. In fact the last time I was inside a woman was when i visited the Statue of Liberty.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

faceman wrote: »

I have terrible luck with women. In fact the last time I was inside a woman was when i visited the Statue of Liberty.

Ba-dum tish!

'Ol Jack Chance

faceman wrote: »

I have terrible luck with women. In fact the last time I was inside a woman was when i visited the Statue of Liberty.

wow that means before september 11th 2001....thats a long time!

monkeyfudge

faceman wrote: »

I have terrible luck with women. In fact the last time I was inside a woman was when i visited the Statue of Liberty.

And she doesn't even let you go all the way anymore...

javaboy

monkeyfudge wrote: »

And she doesn't even let you go all the way anymore...

I was inside her once. Frigid cow barely even moved.

Heisenberg.

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javaboy

The Scientist wrote: »

I hop on, give an ol' bursht of a pelvic thrust and i'm done.

As the saying goes, men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do.

Heisenberg.

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LouOB

When Im good Im very very good

When Im bad Im naughty

baby_blu

id say 6 just cos im 2 kinky 4 most ppl

taidghbaby

10


well ive never had any complaints...............from myself

paddybar

baby_blu wrote: »

id say 6 just cos im 2 kinky 4 most ppl

clear your pm box dude ,you are about to get very busy

Nailz

baby_blu wrote: »

id say 6 just cos im 2 kinky 4 most ppl

Yeah Kinky Afro is a deadly song!!! I'd have to say I'm off the scale... tbh.

kittensoft1984

i have no idea!

Tar.Aldarion

I'll let you know.


I'm a 2 :cool:

FlutterinBantam

Donkey knobbed to tell the truth,with a bit of scat I can get to about 7.5 .

8 on a good night.