advice needed

Free for all

Hi all. I have this battery powered toy horse, well actually its my little sister but she doesn’t play with it anymore so its on my room now. It has this motorized walking mechanism that vibrates like crazy. So one day I tried to sit on it and it gave me one of the best orgasms in my life.

A few months ago my older sister caught me while I was busy on this horse. She didn’t actually say anything but a few days later I found this nasty skidmark on the saddle of the horse. It really smelled like an anal smell so I am sure it was a skidmark but it wasn’t mine. Id asked my sister about it and she admits she did tried it out a couple of times. She covered the saddle with a plasticbag so according to her she couldn’t have left anything on it. She said she liked it and that I couldn’t stop her if she feels like doing it. It is a toyhorse made for little kids like 4/5 yo . There is this weight symbol that says 60pounds max on its saddle and I weigh like 92 but she weighs like atleast a 150 so she is way to heavy for it anyway. Like when I put my full weight on it it can’t even walk and it stalls the mechanism so what’s the point for her to do it anyway. Well actually I have this trick by just put it on the charger which making it walk a lot faster and only then I am able to ride it while actually sitting on it.
If she figures this out she probably breaks it with her fat ass.

I don’t have a lock on my door and I cant tell mom about it so what sould I do? How can I end this? And how can someone leave a skidmark just by siting on it? I cant just tell her to get lost because im afread she’s gonna tell mom. Please help.

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lmao (in b4 the lock)

Plug

Free for all wrote: »

Hi all. I have this battery powered toy horse, well actually its my little sister but she doesn’t play with it anymore so its on my room now. It has this motorized walking mechanism that vibrates like crazy. So one day I tried to sit on it and it gave me one of the best orgasms in my life.

A few months ago my older sister caught me while I was busy on this horse. She didn’t actually say anything but a few days later I found this nasty skidmark on the saddle of the horse. It really smelled like an anal smell so I am sure it was a skidmark but it wasn’t mine. Id asked my sister about it and she admits she did tried it out a couple of times. She covered the saddle with a plasticbag so according to her she couldn’t have left anything on it. She said she liked it and that I couldn’t stop her if she feels like doing it. It is a toyhorse made for little kids like 4/5 yo . There is this weight symbol that says 60pounds max on its saddle and I weigh like 92 but she weighs like atleast a 150 so she is way to heavy for it anyway. Like when I put my full weight on it it can’t even walk and it stalls the mechanism so what’s the point for her to do it anyway. Well actually I have this trick by just put it on the charger which making it walk a lot faster and only then I am able to ride it while actually sitting on it.
If she figures this out she probably breaks it with her fat ass.

I don’t have a lock on my door and I cant tell mom about it so what sould I do? How can I end this? And how can someone leave a skidmark just by siting on it? I cant just tell her to get lost because im afread she’s gonna tell mom. Please help.

You poor thing. I hope you and your horse gets better.

WindSock

Where did say you bought it from?

John Mason

LOL

the mind boggles

Free for all

I don't know where, my parents bought it

Plug

jackncoke wrote: »

lmao (in b4 the lock)

Me too!

Plug

Free for all wrote: »

I don't know where, my parents bought it

They bought it in the second hand shop. God only knows what the previous owners were doing with it!

javaboy

You can find out if it was her or not by the orientation of said skid mark. Wimmin always ride side saddle so it should be at a right angle to horsey's spine. Hope that helps.

If the skid runs parallel with the spine however, then it was your brother/dad.

WindSock

Well to answer your question, you could always pretend to her that it's broken. Or buy a vibrator.

Free for all

javaboy wrote: »

You can find out if it was her or not by the orientation of said skid mark. Wimmin always ride side saddle so it should be at a right angle to horsey's spine. Hope that helps.

If the skid runs parallel with the spine however, then it was your brother/dad.

it is parallel, but i don't think it was by my brother or dad, what would they get out of it

WindSock

Free for all wrote: »

it is parallel, but i don't think it was by my brother or dad, what would they get out of it

Maybe they were just sitting on it for some good old fashioned clean fun? With dirty bums.

funk-you

I lol'd

-Funk

beautiation

Now that's fun for all the family.

R0ot

OP try Smyths

Free for all

R0ot wrote: »

OP try Smyths

i can't buy another one cause its a toy for a 4yr old kid, so to have 2 in the house when my little sister doesn't even use it would look way too suspicous, my mom would know something was up

monkeyfudge

Poor Butterscotch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYON1xZBWxY

trout

It's so nice to see such a sensitive issue handled delicately and with appropriate respect from the denizens of this fine forum.

OP - I suspect the skid mark is in fact yours.
Perhaps for you a little leakage or seepage from the anal area is par for the course ... don't be alarmed. Sure nobody's perfect.

My advice, buy a lock for yore room, and chase yore dreams baby, chase yore dreams.

The toy will most likely have some manufacturers information. If you were truly motivated, you would track the manufacturer down, buy some more horses, and start off a club with yore pals, like those book clubs that mrs trout goes to every thursday.

Finally ... a 4 month old baby probably shouldn't have orgasm inducing playthings, motorised or not.

yippee-kai-yay

Kimbot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATQdUK1gS4

Slidey

So trolls use horses to get off..?

They say ever day is a school day

taidghbaby

OP ive called the ispca and they are on the way to your house.......durty animal!!

Joe Cool

Tell her to put a towel down, like any decent nudist would.

beautiation

Free for all wrote: »

i can't buy another one cause its a toy for a 4yr old kid, so to have 2 in the house when my little sister doesn't even use it would look way too suspicous, my mom would know something was up

Rent it an apartment and visit it on weekends.

Free for all

trout wrote: »

It's so nice to see such a sensitive issue handled delicately and with appropriate respect from the denizens of this fine forum.

OP - I suspect the skid mark is in fact yours.
Perhaps for you a little leakage or seepage from the anal area is par for the course ... don't be alarmed. Sure nobody's perfect.

My advice, buy a lock for yore room, and chase yore dreams baby, chase yore dreams.

The toy will most likely have some manufacturers information. If you were truly motivated, you would track the manufacturer down, buy some more horses, and start off a club with yore pals, like those book clubs that mrs trout goes to every thursday.

Finally ... a 4 month old baby probably shouldn't have orgasm inducing playthings, motorised or not.

yippee-kai-yay

I really don't think the skidmark is mine, its further back than where I normally sit on it. Also my mom doesn't allow me to have a lock on my door :-(

Slidey

Free for all wrote: »

I really don't think the skidmark is mine, its further back than where I normally sit on it. Also my mom doesn't allow me to have a lock on my door :-(

Lick it, it could be nutella... if not just get yourself your sister and a cu.... oh no, been done already

trout

Free for all wrote: »

I really don't think the skidmark is mine, its further back than where I normally sit on it. Also my mom doesn't allow me to have a lock on my door :-(

Maybe you need a little help in the wiping department ? Perhaps your sister could assist ?

Also ... you could try sitting with your back to the door ... pretend you are cleaning up or something.

Free for all

slideways wrote: »

Lick it, it could be nutella... if not just get yourself your sister and a cu.... oh no, been done already

i told you i smelt it and it smells like ass, its definitely not nutella

burgess1

:eek:

monkeyfudge

slideways wrote: »

Lick it, it could be nutella..

Why on Earth would it have Nutella on it's back? You're strange!

Cool_CM

Free for all wrote: »

i told you i smelt it and it smells like ass, its definitely not nutella

Best. Quote. Ever.:pac:

Slidey

Cool_CM wrote: »

Best. Quote. Ever.:pac:

For a newbie this one is gettin legend status quite quickly...

Joe Cool

Free for all wrote: »

i told you i smelt it and it smells like ass, its definitely not nutella

Are you sure its not your ass?

You may have slid back in your blissful state and smeared the saddle with a small trail of disturbance.

You could try going back to the saddle, give it a sniff, then maybe stinkpalm yourself to compare odors. That way you can be sure its your sister's skid and not yours.

If it turns out to be yours...Hi-ho Silver!

castie

Cling film that baby!

mollydolly271

this is one of the funniest things i have ever read lol :pac:

Esel

I have a shipment of these horses arriving from China next week. Once they get through Customs and quarantine etc. they will be offered for sale on Adverts. The price has been revised upwards a few times since this thread started. No PMs please - all dealing must be on-thread.

Kiera

Welcome back, Bubbles

Slidey

esel wrote: »

I have a shipment of these horses arriving from China next week. Once they get through Customs and quarantine etc. they will be offered for sale on Adverts. The price has been revised upwards a few times since this thread started. No PMs please - all dealing must be on-thread.

Interested.... purely for academic reasons.

Batteries included?

R0ot

Kiera wrote: »

Welcome back, Bubbles

Good god I hope your wrong.

Charlie

Free for all wrote: »

i told you i smelt it and it smells like ass, its definitely not nutella

Did it ever occur to you that someone may have been riding the Nutella jar as well and now it's impossible to distinguish the smells. Duhhhhhh!

Free for all

Look you's aren't being very helpful. I don't really care that much about the skidmark anyway, I've sterlised the area where it was. Wish I'd never mentioned it tbh. I just want to know how I can stop my sister using it. I know shes gonna break it and ruin it for everyone eventually.

trout

charlie mchugh wrote: »

Did it ever occur to you that someone may have been riding the Nutella jar as well and now it's impossible to distinguish the smells. Duhhhhhh!

Don't be silly ... how could you make love ride a jar of nutella ... *penny drops* .... oh!

Free for all

WindSock wrote: »

Well to answer your question, you could always pretend to her that it's broken. Or buy a vibrator.

But why should I be punished because my sister can't wipe her arse properly? If anyone is to get a vibrator it should be my sister, I'm keeping the horse.

Charlie

Free for all wrote: »

I just want to know how I can stop my sister using it. I know shes gonna break it and ruin it for everyone eventually.

Hey, don't be selfish, don't you know fat girls need loving too!

javaboy

Free for all wrote: »

But why should I be punished because my sister can't wipe her arse properly?

You're coming across as a bit of a glass half empty kind of guy.

trout

Free for all wrote: »

Look you's aren't being very helpful. I don't really care that much about the skidmark anyway, I've sterlised the area where it was. Wish I'd never mentioned it tbh. I just want to know how I can stop my sister using it. I know shes gonna break it and ruin it for everyone eventually.

Ah ... tell her you have crabs, gonorrhea, dropsy, the ague, leprosy, chlamydia or something else too disgusting to mention. Let her know it is highly contagious, and passed through exchange of bodily fluids.

Then ask her if she's been feeling well lately.

Scratch your privates vigorously when you have the conversation.

Charlie

trout wrote: »

Don't be silly ... how could you make love ride a jar of nutella ... *penny drops* .... oh!

It's called a choco cocko ****.

Slidey

Free for all wrote: »

But why should I be punished because my sister can't wipe her arse properly? If anyone is to get a vibrator it should be my sister, I'm keeping the horse.

Think you should call it tayto...


Just get your old lad to shoot the goo all over it and invite the sister to have a go.

She will get worse intially when the hormones get going but after a bit the kankles and stretch marks will leave her jaded and uninterested.

This will also have the added bonus of taking the pressure and attention away from you

Charlie

trout wrote: »

Scratch your privates vigorously when you have the conversation.

Is this not normal conversation etiquette?

Joe Cool

Free for all wrote: »

Look you's aren't being very helpful. I don't really care that much about the skidmark anyway, I've sterlised the area where it was. Wish I'd never mentioned it tbh. I just want to know how I can stop my sister using it. I know shes gonna break it and ruin it for everyone eventually.

Sh*t on it,
then really smear it into the fabric.
Good and deep.

I doubt she'd want to use it then.

genericgoon

Free for all wrote: »

Look you's aren't being very helpful. I don't really care that much about the skidmark anyway, I've sterlised the area where it was. Wish I'd never mentioned it tbh. I just want to know how I can stop my sister using it. I know shes gonna break it and ruin it for everyone eventually.

I assume you don't believe that some s**t just don't wash. :rolleyes:

javaboy

slideways wrote: »

Just get your old lad to shoot the goo all over it and invite the sister to have a go.

She will get worse intially when the hormones get going but after a bit the kankles and stretch marks will leave her jaded and uninterested.

The mane thing I want to know is will the horse get saddled with child support payments because of one night of unbridled passion? I hear those payments can be a nightmare.