Stalk me for a cent a post!

cormie

To mark my 10,000th post and because 95% of my posts are seeking/giving information and wayyy too many people, in wayyy too many forums have helped me with wayyy too many questions. Instead of mentioning names and everything, I'm going to put myself at jeopardy and give €100 (a cent for every post) to the first person to snap a photo of me and my van (VanTasks.ie logo on each side, you really can't miss it!) and post it up in this thread. It's that simple, although there are a few rules!

• Photos within Dun Laoghaire (Where I live) don't count.
• I must be identifiable in the photo too, so you can't just snap it if it's parked up somewhere or if I'm a million miles away in the distance, that's not exactly me being stalked :P
• My registration plate number must be masked before posting the photo.
• All other identifiable faces in the photo must be masked before posting the photo.
• Photos clearly taken from the drivers seat of a moving vehicle don't count.
• The photo must be posted the day it's taken with location mentioned.
• If I wasn't there that day, or I was in that area due to a bogus call, it wont count.
• You must send your name and address, or bank details via PM within 48 hours of me announcing on the thread that your photo qualifies and has won. If I don't receive these details, the next photo that qualifies will win.

Now I know there's enough sharp eyes on here to spot any photoshopped attempts and just like this thread, boardsies are quite good at identifying places too. So it'll be quite hard to manipulate and get away with it

Good luck! Gulp... :pac:


mods, any problems with this, just let me know!

Fajitas!

It's on

Gone West

Not as cool as Hobbes challenges, and with even more rules than him!

Sherifu

Not much chance of me winning...

...unless

/repositions satellite

cormie

Sure who says I wont be in Romania any day, you can never tell :P

Sherifu

/makes ready the rape kit O.o

thefinalstage

If you are in Dublin and use his website. You can make 50 euro profit through this thread.

Heisenberg.

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Carroller16

thelastangryman wrote: »

If you are in Dublin and use his website. You can make 50 euro profit through this thread.

Very Good thinking.

cormie

Tomorrows route, be on the lookout

cormie

:rolleyes::D

MissHoneyBun

Not that anyone cares and yeah I know it's a bit of fun but a few problems with this one....

1. You obviously have a fairly inflated ego that you expect the general public to be interested in running around after you, on your terms for a hundred squids.

2. Thinly veiled attempt at blatant self promotion and advertising of, cue the namecheck "VanTasks.ie"

3. "..if you just send me your bank details" How many times has that been asked over t'internet..!

4. You could have made a start in buying yourself a life with that 100 sponds

Eglinton

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Not that anyone cares and yeah I know it's a bit of fun but a few problems with this one....

1. You obviously have a fairly inflated ego that you expect the general public to be interested in running around after you, on your terms for a hundred squids.

2. Thinly veiled attempt at blatant self promotion and advertising of, cue the namecheck "VanTasks.ie"

3. "..if you just send me your bank details" How many times has that been asked over t'internet..!

4. You could have made a start in buying yourself a life with that 100 sponds

Hi MissHoneyBun. Who are you?:P

MissHoneyBun

Eglinton wrote: »

Hi MissHoneyBun. Who are you?:P

I don't think who I am has anything to do with Cormie's thread Eglinton

mollydolly271

imagine me givin my name, adress and bank details to u!!!!!!!!!!"oh look here u are in this photo leaving MY branch of aib with a bundle of notes" eh me thinks not?

Agent Smith

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Not that anyone cares and yeah I know it's a bit of fun but a few problems with this one....

1. You obviously have a fairly inflated ego that you expect the general public to be interested in running around after you, on your terms for a hundred squids.

2. Thinly veiled attempt at blatant self promotion and advertising of, cue the namecheck "VanTasks.ie"

3. "..if you just send me your bank details" How many times has that been asked over t'internet..!

4. You could have made a start in buying yourself a life with that 100 sponds

i'd love to stay and chat, but you seem Like a total Bitch..

Eglinton

Anyway, back on topic. I'm just rummaging to find my divining rods and have the ol' pinhole camera in the napsack. VasTasks.ie here I come!

cormie

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Not that anyone cares and yeah I know it's a bit of fun but a few problems with this one....

1. You obviously have a fairly inflated ego that you expect the general public to be interested in running around after you, on your terms for a hundred squids.

2. Thinly veiled attempt at blatant self promotion and advertising of, cue the namecheck "VanTasks.ie"

3. "..if you just send me your bank details" How many times has that been asked over t'internet..!

4. You could have made a start in buying yourself a life with that 100 sponds

1. I don't expect anyone to be running around after me. If you spot me, a quick snap, job done.

2. Yes, how else could people spot me for such a thing? I advertise through proper means. I'm not trying to disguise anything. As is allowed in signatures, I have my websites displayed in over 10,000 posts on this site already. I know the rules of spamming and everything on this site and I wouldn't jeopardise my membership by trying to sneak anything in.

3. Lodging money in a bank account or sending a postal order to an address is the most convenient way to pay. Not much can be done with an account number and sort code alone.

4. Money wont buy a life, it will only contribute to the purchasing of goods and or services. Material items perhaps, temporary happiness, but not joy.

Eglinton

Undisputed winner I think you'll find*


https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/





*a number of the rules may need to be bent to allow this

Holsten

Way too many rules.

eVeNtInE

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truecrippler

Eglinton wrote: »

Undisputed winner I think you'll find*


https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/





*a number of the rules may need to be bent to allow this

Aww congrats man.

Tar.Aldarion

Ok, go to dun laoghaire in your car, follow him out of there, take the photo. If only I had a car.

Cianos

Eglinton wrote: »

Undisputed winner I think you'll find*


https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/





*a number of the rules may need to be bent to allow this

That's obviously a fake, mate. Here's the winner

cormie

Tara Le d'Arion wrote: »

Ok, go to dun laoghaire in your car, follow him out of there, take the photo. If only I had a car.

Coast road vs zoom lens from the dart

cormie

N11 from area around Cabinteely to Ranelagh soon :P

Jet Black

Cianos wrote: »

That's obviously a fake, mate. Here's the winner

Fuk thats funny:D

FunkyChicken

The bitch is right. This is dumb ****.

LegacyUser

cormie wrote: »

. Not much can be done with an account number and sort code alone

Sure stick yours up and we can do a Jeremy Clarkson on ya.

Big Knox

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Not that anyone cares and yeah I know it's a bit of fun but a few problems with this one....

1. You obviously have a fairly inflated ego that you expect the general public to be interested in running around after you, on your terms for a hundred squids.

2. Thinly veiled attempt at blatant self promotion and advertising of, cue the namecheck "VanTasks.ie"

3. "..if you just send me your bank details" How many times has that been asked over t'internet..!

4. You could have made a start in buying yourself a life with that 100 sponds

Have to agree with everything above but the sad truth is anyone with 10k posts is gonna be defended by his boardsie bum buddies. Worst ****ing thread i've ever seen, seriously I cant believe you actually posted this ****.

Keano

Big Knox wrote: »

Have to agree with everything above but the sad truth is anyone with 10k posts is gonna be defended by his boardsie bum buddies. Worst ****ing thread i've ever seen, seriously I cant believe you actually posted this ****.

Then don't stalk him. Simple.

Jonny303

your worse is your obviously "offended" by it. if uve no interest bog off n let the lad have a bita crack

togster

I think it's a cool idea.

Glowing

Yeah me too - it's something different! Although I think i'd feel guilty taking 100 quid off a stranger!

Sparky

Glowing wrote: »

Although I think i'd feel guilty taking 100 quid off a stranger!

Really?

I wouldnt. Thats beer money now

cormie

FunkyChicken wrote: »

The bitch is right. This is dumb ****.

It wasn't meant to be an intelligent topic of discussion. What did you expect opening a post titled "Stalk me for a cent a post!" ?

Fingers Mc Gee wrote: »

Sure stick yours up and we can do a Jeremy Clarkson on ya.

I have no reason to post mine here and I'm not asking anyone else to do the same. Go to google and search for, "sort code xx xx", replacing xx xx with the first 4 digits of any sort code and you'll see account numbers and sort codes posted, nothing can be done with these alone.

Big Knox wrote: »

Have to agree with everything above but the sad truth is anyone with 10k posts is gonna be defended by his boardsie bum buddies. Worst ****ing thread i've ever seen, seriously I cant believe you actually posted this ****.

Relax, nobody has defended me, people have simply posted their opinion, which everyone is entitled too. If yours is that this is the "Worst ****ing thread you've ever seen" then just get on with life and let it be. It shouldn't be affecting you so much that you need to use so many profanities either. There was no malice intended in posting this. I'm sorry if I've upset you, but that was in no way what I set out to do in this thread.

Spankeh wrote: »

Really?

I wouldnt. Thats beer money now

I wouldn't either

Cremated

Can i enter this Mr.Cormie? ...

MooseJam

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Not that anyone cares and yeah I know it's a bit of fun but a few problems with this one....

1. You obviously have a fairly inflated ego that you expect the general public to be interested in running around after you, on your terms for a hundred squids.

2. Thinly veiled attempt at blatant self promotion and advertising of, cue the namecheck "VanTasks.ie"

3. "..if you just send me your bank details" How many times has that been asked over t'internet..!

4. You could have made a start in buying yourself a life with that 100 sponds

+1 , seriously dude what were you thinking :rolleyes:

and why does your reg have to be blanked out when the van is clearly identifiable via the signs on the side

Beau x1

OP, you can't buy respect.

Mimikyu

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dsmythy

Odd one but fruck it. There's a hundred squid to be had.

Esel

I suspect cormie's account on Boards has been hijacked, for the simple reason that cormie parting with €100 like this is just not believable.

cormie

MooseJam wrote: »

+1 , seriously dude what were you thinking :rolleyes:

and why does your reg have to be blanked out when the van is clearly identifiable via the signs on the side

I don't know if you're being serious with the "what were you thinking" bit, but with regarding the reg. I can't give you all the reasons for blocking it out, but it will take 2 seconds in MS Paint so no biggie.

Beau x1 wrote: »

OP, you can't buy respect.

Who do you think I'm trying to buy respect from?

esel wrote: »

I suspect cormie's account on Boards has been hijacked, for the simple reason that cormie parting with €100 like this is just not believable.

hehe that's my purpose of saving money in the grand scale of things :P



Can I ask those of you who seem to have such a problem with this, why? I'm not asking you to tell me, I'm just asking you to ask yourselves. This doesn't need an opinion, it's not seeking an argument or discussion, it's simply there, like a pebble on a path, not to be analysed or to cause mystery or upset. You can either walk by or maybe you feel like kicking it along for something different to do on your walk home? You could stop walking to crouch down and examine it, try to find faults with it, ask it questions and get offended by it, but there is no reason to. It's not there to harm you, if you have a path to follow, just keep walking, but whilst on this path, if you want, you can kick this little pebble.

RoundyMooney

I think you're all being rather harsh on the chap.

MooseJam

cormie wrote: »

This doesn't need an opinion, it's not seeking an argument or discussion, it's simply there, like a pebble on a path

like a big steaming turd on a path, waiting to be stepped on

MissHoneyBun

cormie wrote: »

it's simply there, like a pebble on a path, not to be analysed or to cause mystery or upset. You can either walk by or maybe you feel like kicking it along for something different to do on your walk home? You could stop walking to crouch down and examine it, try to find faults with it, ask it questions and get offended by it, but there is no reason to. It's not there to harm you, if you have a path to follow, just keep walking, but whilst on this path, if you want, you can kick this little pebble.

Ah jaysus. Now come *on*. "like a pebble on a path..." And ya wonder why some people find this thread full of sh1t? And eh, newsflash -->> Any material posted on Boards is subject to the users opinion, be it good, bad or indifferent. I'd have thought ya might have realised that with yer much celebrated 10,000 posts.

Xavi6

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Ah jaysus. Now come *on*. "like a pebble on a path..." And ya wonder why some people find this thread full of sh1t? And eh, newsflash -->> Any material posted on Boards is subject to the users opinion, be it good, bad or indifferent. I'd have thought ya might have realised that with yer much celebrated 10,000 posts.

Exactly. And people can also think you're acting like a tool for giving out about it.

Fair play Cormie for doing something a little different.

Sherifu

I don't understand the hostility either tbh.

MissHoneyBun

Xavi6 wrote: »

Exactly. And people can also think you're acting like a tool for giving out about it.

Well ya see that's exactly my point though Xavi isn't it. I don't give a toss about what any other user says about my posts. They're there to be commented on like everyone elses -unlike our good friend Cormie here. Who's posts are "just there -like a pebble on a path. Not to be analysed" Just floating around in their divine state...

Xavi6

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Well ya see that's exactly my point though Xavi isn't it. I don't give a toss about what any other user says about my posts. They're there to be commented on like everyone elses -unlike our good friend Cormie here. Who's posts are "just there -like a pebble on a path. Not to be analysed" Just floating around in their divine state...

So why be the buzz killer? Why choose to criticise? Does his idea affect you directly? Do you own a rival company in the same industry and you're jealous cause Cormie used boards as an advertising tool before you did?

Why the hostility?

EKRIUQ

When read this first I thought it was 1 cent for each post until you got 10,000 posts, but on second reading it's €100 for the first post with picture.

Now how much for a call out to my house, If its less than say €100, can I photo you then you can give me the €100 minus your call out fee

We both win:pac: