Pissing on the seat

Guy:Incognito

Seriously, what the **** is peoples (men obviously) problem with having to piss all over toilet seat?

Any public toilet I go to (pubs/clubs/shoping centres etc) theres always piss all over the seat. Is it such a chore to lift the thing before having a piss? I'm guessing the people that do this dont ever have to sit on a toilet themselves at any stage?

The worst is in work. Theres generally about 5 or 6 lads on a job, yet people still dont see a problem pissing all over the toilet. It does my head in no end, especially having to clean piss off a toilet before using it when you know it can only have been put there by one of the other 4 or 5 lads on the job with you.

Rant over. Stop being animals people.

Kiera

Well now you know how it feels!!

dr.bollocko

Do you pee sitting down?

(This has never worked for me as a chat up line.)
(Similarly, "whats good for the goose is good for the gander" is not appropriate pillow talk with a beautiful stranger.)

kaimera

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Do you pee sitting down?

(This has never worked for me as a chat up line.)
(Similarly, "whats good for the goose is good for the gander" is not appropriate pillow talk with a beautiful stranger.)

Yer delivery is off.

dr.bollocko

Your sig uses words that dont exist.

We all have problems.

Kold

I still find it pretty disgusting the amount of lads who don't wash their hands. Then again I wash my hands about 50 times a day...

beautiation

The problem is it only takes one, once the first guy has pissed on the seat noone else is gonna be up for lifting it.
Hate hate hate public toilets, the thought of them makes me sick, I wouldn't mind paying a fair bit of cash to use them if they used it to keep the place vaguely hygenic.

dr.bollocko

beautiation wrote: »

The problem is it only takes one, once the first guy has pissed on the seat noone else is gonna be up for lifting it.
Hate hate hate public toilets, the thought of them makes me sick, I wouldn't mind paying a fair bit of cash to use them if they used it to keep the place vaguely hygenic.

An aristocrat eh?
:pac::pac::pac::pac:

AckwelFoley

i dont have a particular problem with that.. nothing a wipe of ones sleeve off the seat wont solve..


However its when ppl sh!t and hit the seat or hit the side of the bowl so high up the side that id be just too afraid to expose my arsehole to it, is what bothers me most.

sam34

and if they get pee on the seat (can happen anyone) why cant they just wipe it up!!! theres generally loo paper available and they can flush it then. simple

javaboy

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Your sig uses words that dont exist.

We all have problems.

His sig has the word brazillian which doesn't exist. His tagline has indoubably which also does not exist. If you're going to be a sore loser, do it right.

Oh and btw your delivery was off.

Sherifu

I wouldn't say it's just men anymore OP.

dr.bollocko

You didnt even click on the link coffee lover!
My hilarious posting style is not one that is improved by repetition.
But rest assured that it is so on the nose that had you read my post the second I posted it, you would have shat yourself.
Im the comic brown noise.

Dun laoire

The lack of respect people have for toilets astounds me. All it does is gets pissed and shat on. Terrible

beautiation

dr.bollocko wrote: »

An aristocrat eh?
:pac::pac::pac::pac:

*whips for impudence*

kaimera

javaboy wrote: »

His sig has the word brazillian which doesn't exist. His tagline has indoubably which also does not exist. If you're going to be a sore loser, do it right.

Oh and btw your delivery was off.

danke sir.

the brazillian wasn't my doing, thank orestes.

I'm also aware the tag is off dr. but it's got a certain young.goat charm to it.

Kold

kaimera wrote: »

danke sir.

the brazillian wasn't my doing, thank orestes.

I'm also aware the tag is off dr. but it's got a certain young.goat charm to it.

Young goat charm?

kaimera

Kold wrote: »

Young goat charm?

kid like charm.

BrokenArrows

you all realise this is womens fault.
They always want the toilet seat down. If that wasnt engrained into our subconscious then this threads issue would never arise.

Run_to_da_hills

Just remove the toilet seat and everyones happy.

dr.bollocko

I cant believe you changed your tag Kaimera.

Because of me.
Ahahahaha.
*little finger slowly raised to mouth.*

kaimera

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I cant believe you changed your tag Kaimera.

Because of me.
Ahahahaha.
*little finger slowly raised to mouth.*

:awe:

Actually, you were the xth person to mention it bu...**** it.

yes, because of you bollocks. I mean bollocko

dr.bollocko

That's cruel. It was hard in secondary school for a kid called bollocko.

kaimera

dr.bollocko wrote: »

That's cruel. It was hard in secondary school for a kid called bollocko.

you gonna change yer name cos of me now?

The Artist

Men are supposed to piss on the toilet seats to kill the bacteria and germs:rolleyes:

leninbenjamin

What's worse are them toilets obviously designed by wimmins where the seat actually wont stay up when you lift it up. them are the ones that need a good 'sterilizing'.

Dave!

beautiation wrote: »

The problem is it only takes one, once the first guy has pissed on the seat noone else is gonna be up for lifting it.

Yeah exactly... Then it's just a downwards spiral..........

javaboy

Dave! wrote: »

Yeah exactly... Then it's just a downwards spiral..........

Combined urinal/spiral wishing well ftw!

Acacia

How hard is it to aim for inside the bowl? I'm truly baffled at the amount of grown men who pish all over the seat. You'd think after a few years of practice the auld aim would improve but, no...

The Artist

Acacia wrote: »

How hard is it to aim for inside the bowl? I'm truly baffled at the amount of grown men who pish all over the seat. You'd think after a few years of practice the auld aim would improve but, no...

mushroom types no:rolleyes:

dotsman

Actually, it's not just guys who do this. When in college I worked in a bar and at the end of the night the girls toilets would be in a far worse state (and this was no skanger bar either!). And yes, that included piss on the seat.

Many an after-hours drink would be had pondering how a girl could pee all over the seat. We just assumed that some girls mean to hover (for hygienic reasons), but in their drunk state, sway all over the place (this was suggested by some of the barmaids, so probably holds some truth!)

The Artist

dotsman wrote: »

Actually, it's not just guys who do this. When in college I worked in a bar and at the end of the night the girls toilets would be in a far worse state (and this was no skanger bar either!). And yes, that included piss on the seat.

Many an after-hours drink would be had pondering how a girl could pee all over the seat. We just assumed that some girls mean to hover (for hygienic reasons), but in their drunk state, sway all over the place (this was suggested by some of the barmaids, so probably holds some truth!)

id suppose they use the sink too if they cant hold it when all the toilets are occupied?

dr.bollocko

I know I do...

The Artist

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I know I do...

are you saying.... in the ladies???

javaboy

The Artist wrote: »

id suppose they use the sink too if they cant hold it when all the toilets are occupied?

Once saw a girl in her twenties pissing in the sink of the men's toilet. Classy lady.

The Artist

javaboy wrote: »

Once saw a girl in her twenties pissing in the sink of the men's toilet. Classy lady.

and what happened when she finnished. id suppose you asked her for a ......

Nforce

The Artist wrote: »

id suppose they use the sink too if they cant hold it when all the toilets are occupied?

Can't see the problem tbh....so long as they aren't going for a shyte:eek::p

The Artist

Nforce wrote: »

Can't see the problem tbh....so long as they aren't going for a shyte:eek::p

it least they were trying to sneak in drugs!

omb0wyn5ehpij9

It's always worse in clubs and pubs cos lads are drunk.

I have seen a lad piss in the sink before on a night out tho :rolleyes:

trout

Pfft! Amateurs!

Peeing on the seat, or in the sink is strictly kids stuff.

When on the beer, and full of imbecilic umbrage, one of the most pleasing things you can do is to widdle all over the toilet rolls.

That's what I hear anyway.

Anto McC

BrynW wrote: »

It's always worse in clubs and pubs cos lads are drunk.

I have seen a lad piss in the sink before on a night out tho :rolleyes:

I'm not proud to say it but i've done it too.

Fighting Irish

Stekelly wrote: »

Seriously, what the **** is peoples (men obviously) problem with having to piss all over toilet seat?

Any public toilet I go to (pubs/clubs/shoping centres etc) theres always piss all over the seat. Is it such a chore to lift the thing before having a piss? I'm guessing the people that do this dont ever have to sit on a toilet themselves at any stage?

The worst is in work. Theres generally about 5 or 6 lads on a job, yet people still dont see a problem pissing all over the toilet. It does my head in no end, especially having to clean piss off a toilet before using it when you know it can only have been put there by one of the other 4 or 5 lads on the job with you.

Rant over. Stop being animals people.

i ain't touching anything when i enter a public toilet


keep wiping up my piss kthxbye

Toots

Acacia wrote: »

How hard is it to aim for inside the bowl? I'm truly baffled at the amount of grown men who pish all over the seat. You'd think after a few years of practice the auld aim would improve but, no...

I've gone into my loo after some inconsiderate male has used it and they've obviously lifted the seat, then peed on the top of the bowl, then put the seat down over it??? WFT!!!! Is it that hard to wipe after yourself??? Surely you'd wipe after you have a sh!t, is it that hard to just grab a few squares of TP and mop up your splashes? Oh and don't get me started about when they miss the bowl altogether and you walk in in the middle of the night in your bare feet only to find a little 'surprise' on the floor.....:mad::(:eek:

javaboy

The Artist wrote: »

and what happened when she finnished. id suppose you asked her for a ......

Actually I asked her to wash her hands and get the **** out. It was a family establishment.

IIRC she got barred for a while.

Tar.Aldarion

I always do it, feels sooo good.

kowloon

Not the worst thing that can happen in a public toilet. :pac:

Thrill

Stekelly wrote: »

Seriously, what the **** is peoples (men obviously) problem with having to piss all over toilet seat?

Because it's great fun. There's nothing like having a whizz all over the seat, watching urine bounce off it and splatter all over the walls and floor. Knowing someone is going to be raging mad when they want to urgently take a dump on it later on is a bonus.

ejmaztec

Put some clingfilm on the bog and take a dump on it. When the next person comes in, pissed out of his skull, he'll assume that it's defying gravity.:P

Celtic Lion

Acacia wrote: »

How hard is it to aim for inside the bowl? I'm truly baffled at the amount of grown men who pish all over the seat. You'd think after a few years of practice the auld aim would improve but, no...

Most of us do aim for the bowl, but it aint that easy to be honest. The bowl is about a foot and a half up from the ground, our penises are about 3 and a half foot of the ground. Also, when urine starts to come out, you never really know for sure what direction it will be going, especially if you have recently ejaculated, in which case piss can often veer way over to the left or right, and even come out in 2 streams. So unless they start making toilets taller, or men start squatting down so their penises are actually at the level of the bowl, this problem is going to continue.

Celtic Lion

Thrill wrote: »

Because it's great fun. There's nothing like having a whizz all over the seat, watching urine bounce off it and splatter all over the walls and floor. Knowing someone is going to be raging mad when they want to urgently take a dump on it later on is a bonus.

I have to agree with this, the fact that it will piss off the cleaners is an extra bonus. Its great to do cunty stuff like this safe in the knowledge that you are going to get away with it. Another fun thing to do is to smear chocolate sauce over the walls

Tar.Aldarion

And also when you are half asleep, don't even know if I hit the toilet.