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The Hypnotist

  • 05-07-2008 11:52AM
    #1
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭


    It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting:
    "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."
    The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

    "$h!t" said the Hypnotist.......

    .......It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre .


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