Who needs a ding-a-ling?

WindSock

When you can get one of these...



Have any of you ever tried to chase cigarette butts down the drain with one?

Jules

Sorry sockie... but wtf?

WindSock

It's a She-pee. Sold at festivals and the like.

Kiera

Ew thats just wrong! Has anyone on here actually used one?

Robbo

I remember them being given away at a festival before and a female friend of mine christened it the Femi-cóck.

Jules

great idea!!!!

BroomBurner

Gross. Actually think that picture is worse, like those weird science text book pics of the reproductive organs or something.

Though if anyone happened to be in the men's jacks at the Westlife concert in Croke Park (my OH is a fan), they will have seen proof that maybe some women could do with these.

Sherifu

Lol WindSock. I had no idea what that thing was. Why not I say, just keep it away from me.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

That is disgusting :eek:

kowloon

I remember being told about a passenger on a private plane putting what he thought was some kind of gas mask thingy up to his mouth and doing the usual darth vader impression before the female pilot let him know what it was really for .

omb0wyn5ehpij9

That is disgusting :eek:

nomorebadtown

why is it disgusting presumably its meant for one use then disposal. looks practical to me.

Dudess

How does it work? It doesn't look very strong...

Pherekydes

Dudess wrote: »

How does it work?

One of the all-time classic questions on boards!

Well done, Dudess.

sam34

kind of impractical though when you think of underwear- are you supposed to pull that to one side and then balance that yoke with one hand and not spill it, hmmm, dont think i;ll be trying it

Sherifu

Dudess wrote: »

How does it work? It doesn't look very strong...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

Gyalist

Edit: beaten to it by Sherifu

According to my knowledge of these matters the She-pee was originally the female urinals at Glastonbury. Maybe they didn't register the trademark and someone else nicked the name.

Dudess

Pherekydes wrote: »

One of the all-time classic questions on boards!

Well done, Dudess.

LOL
Ok, how does one operate it?

And now I know. It's cardboard - rather flimsy I would have thought. Plastic or polystyrene would make more sense but the planet's not doing so well so I suppose they're a no-no.
LOL at the part in the video where the girl is apparently peeing but no pee is visible, and she lets out a really forced "aaaaaaah...!" Although maybe that was tongue-in-cheek.

gubbie

Being the only actually practical answer to your question-you can get them in those outdoor camping shops. You know the ones!

cuckoo

If i were going to a festival this summer i might check them out - because portaloos ick me so much that anything is a better alternative.

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

How does it work? It doesn't look very strong...

Genuine lol! I've just had an image of a flooding gush of pee blowing the box asunder.:pac:

Weidii

How is that disgusting?

Looks more hygenic than porta-loo toilet seats to me.

*secretly wants to try it out*

Dudess

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Genuine lol! I've just had an image of a flooding gush of pee blowing the box asunder.:pac:

I genuinely don't think that's beyond the realms of possibility...

Red Hand

Dudess wrote: »

I genuinely don't think that's beyond the realms of possibility...

"Could I have one of your She-pees, please?"

"Regular or our new super reinforced titanium model?"

"Super reinforced, please!"

Dudess

For maximum pee impact resistance.

cuckoo

Weidii wrote: »

*secretly wants to try it out*

Anyone any good at origami...?

challengemaster

does this mean there can be urinals in wimmins toilets now?:p

Piste

Nah we'll just skip the queues and use the men's

minidazzler

Considering its single use I doubt it needs to be that strong. It probably won't fall asunder unless you pee for longer that a minute.

It seems safe enough. Not as safe as a Penis (They are wonderful to have, and I should know I have one) But still I doubt they will fall apart during use.

challengemaster

Piste wrote: »

Nah we'll just skip the queues and use the men's

More than welcome!

Awkward silences in mens room -> GONE!

Abi

Its vile looking

/schooches off to ditch


Im with Chewy on this, I always have a packet of Kleenex with me

randylonghorn

Piste wrote: »

Nah we'll just skip the queues and use the men's

And this will be different to the present situation how exactly? :P

Jemmy

I think they are a great idea!

Any ladies here that have had to use portaloos at a festival will agree with me!

Jemmy

Speaking of festivals......

Anyone know where i can get them?! :P

Celtic Lion

So what do you do with it when you're finished your business, do you just chuck it into the crowd?

dh0661

Celtic Lion wrote: »

So what do you do with it when you're finished your business, do you just chuck it into the crowd?

You could treat someone to a golden shower ! :rolleyes:

The Sweeper

I think it's more worrying from the point of view of what happens when you try to use one when drunk.

Personally I want them to invent some sort of sterilisable device that can be fitted snugly while sober, and you can just produce a tube from your fly when you're drunk and you don't risk:

1) removing the cardboard she-pee too early, and wetting yourself
2) fumbling the she-pee so you overflow the sides
3) needing both hands to steady yourself so the she-pee wobbles and there's an overflow problem

Rozabeez

*Stomps into thread armed with a funnel and some bleach*

Ghost Train

randylonghorn wrote: »

And this will be different to the present situation how exactly? :P

they can pee all over the seat too

animated instructions... :pac:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

Celtic Lion

dh0661 wrote: »

You could treat someone to a golden shower ! :rolleyes:

It was a joke. Seriously though, are women just supposed to carry it round with them until they come to a bin or something?

Reku

Minesajackdaniels wrote: »

I think it's more worrying from the point of view of what happens when you try to use one when drunk.

Personally I want them to invent some sort of sterilisable device that can be fitted snugly while sober, and you can just produce a tube from your fly when you're drunk and you don't risk:

1) removing the cardboard she-pee too early, and wetting yourself
2) fumbling the she-pee so you overflow the sides
3) needing both hands to steady yourself so the she-pee wobbles and there's an overflow problem

You mean something like this?

Celtic Lion wrote: »

It was a joke. Seriously though, are women just supposed to carry it round with them until they come to a bin or something?

Women's/unisex toilets usually have a bin in each cubicle, I'll leave you to figure out why.;)


If I'm not mistaken the original version of this product was in fact plastic, not cardboard though, it was launched about 3-4 years ago and was more or less a funnel you wore with a small piece of tubing attached.


But seriously, you women with your strap ons and she-pees, I begin to wonder if Freud had the right of it.:p

Orlee

Minesajackdaniels wrote: »

2) fumbling the she-pee so you overflow the sides

You don't fill it, It directs the pee out the front like a funnel - so there's no fear of overflow!

mahamageehad

i dont think these hav reached my part of munster yet!!!!

Kidd-o

ahhh lads! Having used them they're good!!!

Electric Picnic have indeed female uranals in the womens portaloo block

you can buy she wee's or as i call them "port a penis" at most good out door stores. as extream mountaineers need to use them!!!


and at festivals places like Joes Bananas will sell them!!!

there are bins

RuailleBuaille

I have to admit I think they're a great idea. I just came back from Rock Werchter and the worst part was the toilets. I think I'm slightly dehydrated because I tried to drink as little as possible to avoid using the toilet!
The only good thing about squatting over a portaloo v she-pee is that at least when you're squatting you don't have to look at the contents of the loo. I'll say no more!

whiskeyman

do you 'shake'?

Abi

Orlee wrote: »

You don't fill it, It directs the pee out the front like a funnel - so there's no fear of overflow!

Paper willy attachment but without the random hard-ons? Brilliant.

Zaph

Abigayle wrote: »

without the random hard-ons? Brilliant.

Doesn't sound so brilliant to me :cool:

Reku

Abigayle wrote: »

Paper willy attachment but without the random hard-ons? Brilliant.

Better yet it never dictates your thoughts! :P