Get the Urge!! List your latest here!

whiskeyman

Just got an apple into the palm of my hand... and got the incredible urge to throw it so hard and smash against someones head from distance!! :eek:
Guess we all get weird urges when in certain scenarios... like just wanting to pick up the keyboard and smashing it against the PC when it fails to save that document you spent all morning on.

So, what was your most recent urge? These would be things you'd just love to do at a specific moment, but you didn't (and probably would never) follow through with.

I bet you all are just urging to post 'do yore ma!!!'....

terencemc

id love to rugby tackle pretentious knobs you see in nightclubs....just an idea

Gone West

wow you both have violent urges.
I'd keep an eye on that if I were you!

I have a sudden urge to click [post] *click*

Dinter

whiskeyman wrote: »

So, what was your most recent urge? These would be things you'd just love to do at a specific moment, but you didn't (and probably would never) follow through with.

To bring one particular woman I work with into a conference room and have my wicked way with her!

It's an urge I do my best to suppress. . .

hermit

I always have to urge:
to chop off scumbag's heads
Kick those homeless drunk/druggies lying all around the place
and to smash glass bottles over most people's heads in night clubs...

I'm not violent or angry at the world at all....:rolleyes:

Ruu_Old

Smashing old bulbs when they die out. *pop*:)

funk-you

Tear the screen from the rest of my laptop, like ripping a phonebook when someone pisses me off in work.

-Funk

whiskeyman

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

wow you both have violent urges.
I'd keep an eye on that if I were you!

It's more the comical value I'm looking for with the apple smashing to pieces upon impact... and for making a direct hit. No real 'harm' intented against that person. Guess if it was a fixed point (like a coconut shy) I'd still have my urge satisfied.

/seeks professional help

AARRRGH

Kill people who just take from society.

Wreck

Kill people

Steve_o

terencemc wrote: »

id love to rugby tackle pretentious knobs you see in nightclubs....just an idea

Let me know before ya do, I gotsta see that!!!

whiskeyman

hermit wrote: »

Kick those homeless drunk/druggies lying all around the place
and to smash glass bottles over most people's heads in night clubs...

I'm not violent or angry at the world at all....:rolleyes:

Would be interested to know if more people have such violent urges, but never act on them.
Get a lot myself. It seems a lot of people do :pac:

WoollyRedHat

When I every have a flip phone in my hand, I have this bizarre urge to snap it.
That's why I can't have a flip phone.

I constantly battle with the urge to punch my boss, though thats more of an instict!! And one everyone in my office has! :pac:

CountingCrows

terencemc wrote: »

id love to rugby tackle pretentious knobs you see in nightclubs....just an idea

And when your done, rip apart your shirt and thank the Hulkamaniac's!

gracehopper

Grab the arse of a lovely girl/woman thats walking in front of you and doing that walk that only a nice looking female can do.

Walk straight into people who arent looking were they are going. (In town usually around trinity or o connell bridge)

Spit out food I dont like.

Sing the song from my headphones.

Sherifu

To use the bathroom.

jester77

Just walking back to my desk 30 mins ago and one of the girls was panned out on the sofa. Had a bottle of cola in my hand and was so tempted to shake it and spray it over her! If it wasn't for that fact that it's 30+ degrees outside and I was parched I may have done!

Sherifu

Sherifu wrote: »

To use the bathroom.

1 or 2?!! :pac:

LouOB

turn off pc and just walk out of the office

Terry

I always want to push cyclists off their bikes while passing them in the passenger seat of a car.
I don't have anything against cyclists. I just want to see one fall after I push him.

silvine

Pick up the office laptop, shout "cocksuckers" and throw it out the Window.

R0ot

Run butt naked in the current rain shower :pac:

Statso

Taking advantage of a guy running butt naked in a rain shower.

WoollyRedHat

Terry wrote: »

I always want to push cyclists off their bikes while passing them in the passenger seat of a car.
I don't have anything against cyclists. I just want to see one fall after I push him.

Will remember to stay far away from open passenger windows from now on :eek:

Miss Fluff

When in town I have the urge to thump slow walking people on the back of the head

Duggy747

Punch one of those really annoying wimmen you see in niteclubs / take-aways drunk and just causing mayhem, pushing their way around the place really hard in the face. I mean like throw my entire weight into my fist as it collapses the center of the fat bitch's face.

Snap a flip phone in two.

Bury my head in between a girl's titties and go: "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

Beat a society-sucking scumbag to death.

Hop on top of the bonnet of a Garda car, kick the sirens off and run over the roof.

Walk straight into people who don't look where they're going.

Punch people who take up a path and walk so slowly in the back of the head and scream at them! Elderly are exempt, cuz I'm a nice guy :pac:

Put a woman's head through an ATM machine - I don't hate women but most one's I stand behind tend to take ages or litteraly make the machine go: OUT OF ORDER

Diddy Kong

1) Drive in the puddles to splash people walking past

2) Take a dump on one of the guys in work windscreen's, as he is a sh*ite!

You.....you mean I'm not alone?

• punch random stranger in the face: "sorry pal, nothing personal....just....y'know?"
• stand at my front door/on my balcony and just scream at the top of my lungs. preferably first thing in the morning
• wheel the photocopier onto the roof in work and just fnck it off the edge
• shoot/throw off a cliff one of those pressurised gas containers to see what it looks like when it explodes
• hold the manager of the local Centra's head under the water in the fountain until his last breath just goes.....*glug*
• I'd love to know what it felt like to freefall to my demise. As bad as it sounds, those people who jumped out of twin towers on 9/11.....thats exactly what I'm talking about

I would never carry out any of these IRL (except maybe the screaming) but every now and then i just get a flash and it's like........"hmm.....yeah, that'd be cool.....hahahhahahaaaha"

Genghiz Cohen

Looking off a bridge I sometimes get the urge to throw my phone or wallet into the water, just to see the splash...

(My wallet is super heavy from all the money I have in it BTW...)

Marcus.Aurelius

In supermarkets, always contemplating knocking some moron down with the trolley for dawdling along in the middle of the aisle.

Women drivers who refuse to be overtaken on dual carriageways - fit a bomb to their undercarriage (the car's undercarriage, filthmongers!) and boom!

Bertie Ahern, click, Bang!

Pherekydes

Have a sex change.

Karl Hungus

Some of the replies here are fairly disturbing. Violent tempers abound it would seem.

I say make love, not war. Therefor public groping of females I find attractive would be my latest urge.

BroomBurner

1. Use my car to move other people's cars, in particular a fiat punto driver that seems to think their car is huge and needs a lot of space to park.

2. Open passenger door on passing cyclists

3. Seeing what would happen if I gently tapped the back of a bike with my front bumper

4. Rant about stuff in general (usually follow through on this urge)

5. Make sick jokes at the most inappropriate time

6. Kick a guy so hard in the balls that they get lodged internally. Not for any reason that I hate men or anything, on the contrary, it's just an urge, to see if it could be done.

7. Push my car above 170km/hr when on a motorway

8. Break my laptop

9. Have same urge as previous poster to throw belongings off a cliff or into water

10. Punch anyone that is a moron. They would deserve it. This is a regular urge! :D:D

BroomBurner

Oh, and rubbing my eyes after cutting up chillis :eek:

Redpunto

Slapping bald people on the head and when im frustrated stabbing a fork in my hand

Kiera

I awalys get the urge to jump into the water when stading at Howth harbour.

Lenin

Throw a helpless puppy off a cliff whilst in the US military... ZING!

fobster

The usual ones, punching people (hard in the face) especially chuggers and people who paint themselves silver and stand there, running into a Sony centre and breaking the biggest TV and legging it, smash my PC screen with the keyboard, tie two mice together and use em as nunchucks, the face in tits urge etc. etc.

fobster

Lenin wrote: »

Throw a helpless puppy off a cliff whilst in the US military... ZING!

Heh, puppy + explosives = kabow-wow

CuLT

Lay off the whiskey, man.

Alicat

+1 on the jumping off cliffs/high places/into deep water etc.

Can't stand boats and ferries cause I'm convinced I'll fling myself off the edge. So I have to find what I think is the centre of the boat and hold onto something there....

Couldn't get out of the car to see the Cliffs of Moher cause I was convinced my legs would start moving of their own accord and run me off the edge into the sea....

And thank god they have big huge metal barriers on top of the Empire State Building...:o

I'm such a freak :pac:

Kiera

Alicat wrote: »

+1 on the jumping off cliffs/high places/into deep water etc.

Can't stand boats and ferries cause I'm convinced I'll fling myself off the edge. So I have to find what I think is the centre of the boat and hold onto something there....

Couldn't get out of the car to see the Cliffs of Moher cause I was convinced my legs would start moving of their own accord and run me off the edge into the sea....

And thank god they have big huge metal barriers on top of the Empire State Building...:o

I'm such a freak :pac:

Meet your twin

Alicat

Kiera wrote: »

Meet your twin

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :pac:

Pherekydes

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Some of the replies here are fairly disturbing. Violent tempers abound it would seem.

I say make love, not war.

I'm entirely in agreement with you, Karl. That's why I want to explore my feminine side.

Forgot to add:

there's a shop on the coast road (towards the bayside end) called D.G. Lighting or something along those lines and it's full of mirrors, lamps, chandeliers and glass lighting fixtures. It's always lit up like a xmas tree and whenever we drive past it on the way to Howth, I get a mental image of me charging in with a baseball bat and just destroying the place.

So therapeutic.

pickarooney

I always wanted to get a machine-gun and go Al Capone on the glasses and optics in a bar.

Most recent one is to just go
"NNNGNGGNGGGNGQ SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOPPIT WITH YOUR ****ING RECEIPT PRINTER I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT LEAVE ME ALONG AAAAAAAAGGGGH. The lot of you."

LadyE

Terry wrote: »

I always want to push cyclists off their bikes while passing them in the passenger seat of a car.
I don't have anything against cyclists. I just want to see one fall after I push him.

Was driving past a cyclists this morning in the passenger seat and was dying to to this!

chopperbyrne

LadyE wrote: »

Was driving past a cyclists this morning in the passenger seat and was dying to to this!

You're evil.

Miss Fluff

To stand up in the middle of mass or a board meeting and shout profanities (this is a serious urge which I literally have to pinch myself to refrain from doing).

jesusofnaz

Miss Fluff wrote: »

To stand up in the middle of mass or a board meeting and shout profanities (this is a serious urge which I literally have to pinch myself to refrain from doing).

thanks, i thought i was the only one