Spankeh asleep on my couch......

Wurly

How to get rid??:D:D:D

aidan_walsh

Got a marker?

tribulus

You could use him for an epic fail pic...

witnessmenow

pics or it didnt happen

Wurly

I don't think so but I do have make up! :pac:

I feel a photo shoot coming on for the boards 'gallery' as it were.

I don't think he's asleep enough to withstand make-up tomfoolery unfortunately.

Sherifu

Rohypnol is your friend.

Kinetic^

A motivational poster is in order!!!

"Rohypnol"

"It makes dreams come true"

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Edit: fu Sherifu!!! LOL!!!!!

Abi

Quick, get pics! :pac:

Wurly

Ok, got one that is a bit too far away to positively identify him.

It appears to have woken the beast - Quote - "I knew I saw somethin' - I thought it was f*ckin lightnin'...:D

The most opportune time to have waken whimsical camera shots would have been during 'dont fall down' tournaments (twister rip off) on my kitchen floor circa 7am.

Me, Spankeh and Orestes. Well funny.;)

Sherifu

Tri wrote: »

The most opportune time to have waken whimsical camera shots...

Had to do a double take.

Wurly

Sherifu wrote: »

Had to do a double take.

Explain. My head hurts. Too hungover to think.. Ouch..;)

Check your lavy for the worst possible scenario.

Karl Hungus

Give him a dirty sanchez.

Wurly

Yeah, ive jusy been on the weird sexual practices thread.

Pickin up a few tips....

Dord

Epic fail pic! Epic fail pic!

Creamy Goodness

Tri wrote: »

Yeah, ive jusy been on the weird sexual practices thread.

Pickin up a few tips....

i hope you're not thinking of doing what i think you're thinking of doing.

Dave!

Dord wrote: »

Epic fail pic! Epic fail pic!

Yes please

Wurly

Spankeh has left the building.

En route home as we speak.

Give it half an hour - expect a post from Mr Spank thereafter.

He is aware of this thread and less than happy.

Sparky

OMG my head.

i cant remember ****

Dord

Where's the pics though? :mad:

Adam

Spankeh wrote: »

OMG my head.

i cant remember ****

Ha ha

Sherifu

Spankeh wrote: »

OMG my head.

i cant remember ****

*hugs*

brianthebard

Spankeh wrote: »

OMG my head. i cant remember ****

lolz (is jealous)did you score the couch?

Profiler

Spankeh wrote: »

OMG my head.

i cant remember ****

Well let us refresh your memory.

Apparently you are a happy drunk, a heavy sleeper and a tender, gentle and considerate lover

Dave!

Spankeh wrote: »

OMG my head.

i cant remember ****

Probably for the best mate

Wurly

Spankeh wrote: »

OMG my head.

i cant remember ****

How the f*ck did you get home so quick??:pac:

Pedo bear loves you.

Sparky

bear has jetpack

wait why is this in AH?


oh no

Sherifu

Pedobear is proud of you Spankeh.

Victor

The usual trick is to give him a large handbag that he must mind at all costs - he will then disappear without a trace.

Wurly

Victor wrote: »

The usual trick is to give him a large handbag that he must mind at all costs - he will then disappear without a trace.

I'm actually afraid to ask you to elaborate on this one...

What sort of monster have I had in my house?

What will the neighbours say??

Sparky

Victor wrote: »

The usual trick is to give him a large handbag that he must mind at all costs - he will then disappear without a trace.

Yeah em..



it was christmas, it was allowed

Nevyn

Spankeh wrote: »

bear has jetpack

wait why is this in AH?


oh no

*hug*

Ginny

HA
It LIVES...:D

kaimera

:awesome: Den.

ya drunken lout

I'd have had pics if I was around last night!

orestes

Bloody hell, I'm glad I got out of there before the camera was broken out. Waaaaay too much wine, I don't know how the hell I made it home

And I RULE at Don't Fall Over

flanum

i read the first couple of posts, i dont get it, can i have my 5 minutes back please~?

randylonghorn

flanum wrote: »

i read the first couple of posts, i dont get it, can i have my 5 minutes back please~?

Read the rest, you'll get there ...

miju

I give odds on he won't

Aspiration

The Twister game was hilarious I got crappy pics on my phone so I'll try to upload them later when I get home. Spankeh in a compromising position lol

It's a pity we went home before Spankeh fell asleep, we could have given him a lovely makeover :pac:

BTW, great music Tri- who were the band we were listening to again??

IvaBigWun

When house parties after Boards Beers take a turn down Strangesville?

Wurly

orestes wrote: »

Bloody hell, I'm glad I got out of there before the camera was broken out. Waaaaay too much wine, I don't know how the hell I made it home

And I RULE at Don't Fall Over

You didnt get out in time mate. Aspiration has the incriminating evidence!! :(

You DO NOT rule at dont fall down!! Sure your feet werent even on the correct funny faces. Still, having nearly completed the splits at one stage, you did very well.

Aspiration, that was an Austalian band called Powderfinger.:D

AckwelFoley

DO THE FOLLOWING.

1. remove spankeh's trousers and jocks.

2. place condom on to one end of yore ma's rolling pin.

3. Lubricate/

4. Insert into bung hold. Its not that tight if my memory serves me well so it should be easy to do.

5. once inserted place a series of empty wrappers on couch.

6. Photograph. Multiple angles required.

7. Post on boards.

Wurly

snyper wrote: »

DO THE FOLLOWING.

1. remove spankeh's trousers and jocks.

2. place condom on to one end of yore ma's rolling pin.

3. Lubricate/

4. Insert into bung hold. Its not that tight if my memory serves me well so it should be easy to do.

5. once inserted place a series of empty wrappers on couch.

6. Photograph. Multiple angles required.

7. Post on boards.

I feel sick.:(

From laughing.:D

Lady

I once had a drunken Spankeh on my couch

....he gets around apparently :P

Sparky

The Goddess wrote: »

I once had a drunken Spankeh on my couch

....he gets around apparently :P

Ah did you have to drag this up

AckwelFoley

The Goddess wrote: »

I once had a drunken Spankeh on my couch

....he gets around apparently :P

ive had manys the drunk spank on the couch..

.. at home.. alone.. in the dark.. naked except for wearing my bob the builder adult size socks... and watching evil dead 2.

randylonghorn

Thanks Snyper ... even Junior has lost the mood after that mental image!

Fajitas!

Ah!

I didn't see this thread.

Tri... This is probably the best reason I can think of for not going back to your place after the beers... It'd would have been a Spankeh N' Fajitas fail pic...