Crazy things you and/or your mates did on a night out?

Fizman

Always intrigued to here these kinda stories and haven't come across a thread similar to it before!

You know the score, its 3am, you've just had a garlic chipncheese and are slightly more than half cut. You feel a bit of divilment in you! What stuff have you (or one of your mates) gotten up to that afterwards made you go "OMG WTF was i thinking"?

I've got a couple but want to see the general tone of responses first off just in case . To get the ball rolling though -

A mate of mine once made a sh1t into a plastic bag, then smeared it all over the roof of a neighbours car. This wasn't a particularly nice neighbour.

Rb

Killed a hooker.

Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you too.

FunkZ

Nasty!

Me and one of my mates after a night out went around estates near ours and hung cucumbers, bananas and apples off of threes in everyones gardens, they were still there on some of the trees like 9 months later. Geranddd!

MizzLolly

Hehehe you can read some more here OP
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055319744

Dave!

OP your mate seems dead sound!

flyingoutside

Went around a house party puting my initials everywhere in red sauce so they wouldn't forget me, even managed to put it on people having sex, other stuff happined that night but my solicitor won't let me talk about it

FX Meister

Paddy day years ago, Scotland played Ireland in the rugby. Climbed scaffolding to get onto a roof on Stephens Green. Then as two scots in kilts and all walked passed I pissed down on top of them. Then they looked up and I laughed. Everyone loves the Irish, we're great craic.

Fizman

Dave! wrote: »

OP your mate seems dead sound!

Oh he's a keeper Dave!

Another mate of mine one night bout 4 years ago...scored this absolute skanger in the old George hotel in Limerick and she was out with her brother and another male friend. They were from Ennis iirc. Well her brother was driving them back and my mate (horned up to the max) thought it would be a good idea to tag along. It was funny how stocious drunk he was.

Long story short though....all he remembers is getting thrown out of the car about 2-3 miles before you enter Ennis from Limerick, hit the ground.....fell asleep for about 4 hours at the side of the road......woke up about 8 am, and walked towards the nearest house and asked which way to Limerick!!!

He walked home!

Rb

Rb wrote: »

Killed a hooker.

Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you too.

Then I had sex wih her for free!:)

Fizman

MizzLolly wrote: »

Hehehe you can read some more here OP
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055319744

LOL nice one. Gotta love the drunken tales!

FunkZ

Deleted User wrote: »

Then I had sex wih her for free!:)

Dazzler ya durty basta'd!

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote: »

Then I had sex wih her for free!:)

You should post that in Bargain Alerts.

Rb

Deleted User wrote: »

Then I had sex wih her for free!:)

Well at least you re-buried her afterwards I guess.

Rb

Rb wrote: »

Well at least you re-buried her afterwards I guess.

I was buried up to the balls in her1;)

wandering_star

Living abroad, a friend of mine was locked and also locked out of his 2nd floor apartment. We decided to "borrow" a ladder from the council and climb into his appartment window at around 6am.

Don't think my friend had the best idea of trying to explain (in their language..just badly spoken by himself) to the armed police that he was stealing the ladder to break into the flat as he was very drunk and needed somewhere to sleep. They took the ladder off him and he was lucky to just get a telling off going by the local police standards.

He then proceeded to try and climb up the drain pipes waking up half the building. In the end after kipping on various couches for a few days and testing out various schemes to break back in he decided to call the fire brigade before his dreaded landlord. Took them literally a minute to let him back in. His neighbours weren't too impressed.

They sort of hated him already. He had wild parties,60-100 people crammed into a tiny 2 bed appartment hanging out the balconies, cigarettes shoved everywhere, it was a major health and safety disaster, but it was always great craic,and the police were generally always called. He had already twice tried to set the appartment block on fire. Once as he left the iron on and went out mid shirt iron. Second time as he accidentally left the oven on mid pizza cooking. And yes things did go on fire. But no-one was seriously hurt and the place was still standing, though the fire brigade were called.

He got locked out of his appartment a further 3 times that year. By the end of the stay he actually knew 4 of the towns firemen by their names

Ah he was unique.

wandering_star

Deleted User wrote: »

I was buried up to the balls in her1;)

Aw c'mon!:rolleyes:

wandering_star

wandering_star wrote: »

Aw c'mon!:rolleyes:

I thought I was going o accpeted for being a necropheliac!:(

Sherifu

Went home :eek:

Sir Gallagher

Asking junkies at hueston station if they knew of any secret early houses open last sunday morning.

flyingoutside

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Asking junkies at hueston station if they knew of any secret early houses open last sunday morning.

And is there?

Sir Gallagher

Nope its a joke tried them all, tried the Galway hooker but your man was having none of it.

flyingoutside

yeah i remember we had to crash outside there one early morning and the fecks wouldn't even give us a cup of tea

Fizman

Possibly the single most hazardous / incredibly stupid / masterfully carried out things I ever did was this time last year.

Was walking home with some mates after a nite out and I broke into permitted myself entry into a construction site in the middle of Limerick city (where a popular hotel is now) and proceeded to climb the biggest crane the city has seen. I got about 60-70% up when my mates pleaded for me to come back down. Reluctantly....i did.

/Had great intentions of "monkey-barring" across the arm of the crane while shouting "I'm gonna live forever"!

flyingoutside

Fizman wrote: »

Possibly the single most hazardous / incredibly stupid / masterfully carried out things I ever did was this time last year.

Was walking home with some mates after a nite out and I broke into permitted myself entry into a construction site in the middle of Limerick city (where a popular hotel is now) and proceeded to climb the biggest crane the city has seen. I got about 60-70% up when my mates pleaded for me to come back down. Reluctantly....i did.

/Had great intentions of "monkey-barring" across the arm of the crane while shouting "I'm gonna live forever"!

stupid mates that would have been awesome:)

Sir Gallagher

Has anybody here ever had the pleasure of going to the Chancery early house? It's bizarre.

Fizman

flyingoutside wrote: »

stupid mates that would have been awesome:)

Exactly what i said to them as i "firestation-polled" down the shaft of the crane! :pac:

Fizman

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Has anybody here ever had the pleasure of going to the Chancery early house? It's bizarre.

Does it by any chance have a free Wifi zone?

flyingoutside

Fizman wrote: »

Exactly what i said to them as i "firestation-polled" down the shaft of the crane! :pac:

awesome we should make it into some kind of sport and travell the world climbing cranes

Sir Gallagher

Fizman wrote: »

Does it by any chance have a free Wifi zone?

It's just opposite woodquay there in Dublin. They have a jukebox which constantly seemed to be playing Aslan while i was there, had an interesting convo with a bloke who revealed to myself and a pal about how he tried to drown his wife in the Liffey as if he was telling us about buying a sliced pan or somethin. It was at that stage the comedown had well and truly taken effect.

BraziliaNZ

Rb wrote: »

Killed a hooker.

Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you too.

Doesn't matter, they're already dead on the inside

Oftentimes its involved being in a state of undress in public, also various stupid acts of harmless actin the mick.

I often say if clubs were open till 6 or 7 am then these kinds of things wouldnt hapen as we'd all have worn out our energies dancing etc. This whole "close the clubs earlier to stop the madness" attitude just encourages speed binge drinking and its not the solution.

JangoFett

My friend **** on the side of a hotel.

Funiest one Ive seen was my friend stood onto the bonnet of a car and pissed on the windscreen, then he slipped on his own piss and fell off nearly breaking his arm in the process. We were all laughing too hard to run away!

chuci

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Funiest one Ive seen was my friend stood onto the bonnet of a car and pissed on the windscreen, then he slipped on his own piss and fell off nearly breaking his arm in the process. We were all laughing too hard to run away!

that would have been hilarious to see LMAO just reading it.
Ya had a few people who climbed a crane while i was screaming at them to get down there are photos somewhere.

PeadarofAodh

Don't have anything to compare to most of the stories here but did two laps of Eyre square the last night of a training camp on Paddy's Day about 2 years ago...random passer-by tried to take me down so I ended up having to hand him off hard to the face.

Nothing was gonna stop me! :pac:

kaimera

handsaw, 6 guys, 12 foot council sign.

Ah fun times in limerick.

PeadarofAodh

kaimera wrote: »

Jackhammer, 6 guys, Yore Ma.

Some night!

layercake12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJe-pQgPhnk

JethroC

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

Has anybody here ever had the pleasure of going to the Chancery early house? It's bizarre.

I have indeed, on about 3 occassions...bizarre is certainly one way of looking at it! Scumbags and dealers up one end, aul fellas, hippies and normal folk down the other. It's an eye opener...but in fairness I didn't give a **** at the time as I was just happy to be getting drink at that time of the morning. I don't think though, there wasn't once where I didn't see a fight out of the 3 times I went. Classy!

allybhoy

A fella I used to work with went to a well known club in Tallaght, got locked, scored this girl, she asked did he want to go back to hers, naturally he said yeh. She brought him back to a halting site near Liffey Valley, and of course he went in with her and did played hows you's your father. He swears he didnt know she was a creamer until the taxi dropped them outside the site, and at that stage he said sure ive come this far.

ART6

Trying to hijack a fire engine in Venezuela to get back to a ship after a night of shore leave. The authorities were not amused.

Alternative, while doing a refit in Marseilles, going off to the Foreign Legion barracks and asking to join up.

Neither was a good idea in retrospect:)

Pen1987

Stole the letters off the local Abrakebebra sign and carried them home past the garda station... one of my drunken mates had the quote of the year, I was carrying the A and another one had a K and a B, the fella with the K and B goes to the rest of us... "who has the the other B?"... Nobody answers, so he asks Mark which one he has... Mark looks down and goes "I've got the P". Gob****e! We nearly died laughing!

Stole the traffic lights from three junctions on the way home.

Spun the traffic lights around so they were all pointing the direct opposite direction and out of sync, on a Monday night, should of seen the traffic the next morning! this was on a roundabout near the Blanch shopping centre leading onto the M50. I was late for college.

Switched the signs for me and my mates housing estates because we both lived on the same name road in the same number house... i.e 6 X-estate Avenue is my house and his is 6 Y-estate Avenue. and we thought it would be really funny if we changed the signs so that we'd confuse the postman and get each others post.

...cant think of any more right now.

gcgirl

Me and a few friends years ago nicked 3 flags from the green on a :Dgolf course in greystones once!!

There is a Footlocker on shop street in Galway.One drunken night after GPO.(I swear to god,coming out of that nightclub,you have the mindset of somebody from Dunsink lane.)

Anyway,we stole the ootl,so hat it just spelt Focker.Think it ended up on the Galway advertiser.

Frisbee

When Rathmines clock tower was being refurbished climbing up and trying to change the time on it by pulling on the hands of the clock

Harpy

big christmas tree in the middle of limerick..everyone was robbin the decorations from the bottom, but my friend decided to climb all the way up and get one high up... he even got a mention on the panel the next week. not the craziest story but he got a mention on the panel which we all thought that was pretty impressive .
after his big accomplishment he was very happy with his decoration , just getting into a taxi and some guy comes up and stabs it with a stick and makes a big whole in it my friend was very upset...but the guy who stabbed the decoration was very apologetic(he thought it was a balloon)..

also so ye know these big decorations are not made for the average christmas tree, and will result in your Christmas tree falling over if you put them on it..

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another ongoing one we did which was amusing for us was there was a house across the road been done up, and there was an old fridge outside the house, and there were these people who lived across the road every night coming home we put the fridge right up to their front door.every morning for about two weeks they had to move the fridge...we found it highly amusing ..they didn't

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Also a lot of streaking, the lads just love streaking, they could be gone for a good hour running around naked come back to warm up a bit and then they're off again