emm...

Einstein

anybodyseenmyspacebar?

Dizzyblonde

IthinkitmusthaverunawaywithminebecauseIcan'tfindit.OhmyGodwhatwillwedo?

Einstein

goddammit,ittoldmesooftenthatitwasn'thappy,butijustdidn'tbelieveit

Dizzyblonde

Whatapityifonlyou'dlistenedwewouldn'tbegoingthroughthishellonearthnow.Doyouthinkthere'sanychanceit'llhavesecondthoughtsandcomebackbringingminebackwithit?

Einstein

sorryididntrespondsoonerbutiwaslookingfranticallyforbothspacebarsinthechancethatyourscametomine.mygodarewelosingourmindstalkingaboutspacebars?

star-pants

itsamazinghoweasyitistoreadthishowevernotsoeasytotype

Einstein

unbelievable,yetanothervictimofspacebarmisdemeanors.indeeditistoughtotypelikethis.yetveryamusingallthesame

star-pants

quiteamusingImustagreealthoughmyspacebarisnotmissingitsjusthavingabreakasitsbeenoverworkedtoday

Einstein

hehe.isee!spacebarsdeserveabreakifeel,possiblythemostusedofallthekeysonthekeyboard.itsdamhardtotypelikethisbutonceyougetintotheswingofit,it'snotsobad

Dlite

yourspacebarisherewithme,itsaiditjustneededsomespace,gettingmycoat.

Einstein

lolthatssobadbutconsideringtheforumwe'rein,youmaykeepyourcoatoff.

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carchaeologist

Madcrazythreadiloveit,moreplease.itsveryhardtotypewithoutusingthespacebaralrighthahaha!!

Dizzyblonde

Nevermindhowdifficultitistotypethisway,IfinditdifficulttobreathewhenI'mreadingeveryoneelse'sposts*gasp.Doyouthinkourspacebars
knewhowtoughwe'dfinditandarehopingwe'llexpiretryingtocommunicate?Ifsoweneedtomovethistotheconspiracytheoriesforum.

mahamageehad

thisissuchafunntthreadlikeOPwasobviouslyincrediblyboredcan'tbelieveithasntcaughtonmoreitshudbeadvertisedinthe
otherforums,cantgetoverhowsurprisinglyeasyitistoreadeitherevenifitdoesmakeyoureyesfeelallfunnyafterwardshahaha

carchaeologist

Ifindijustwriterandomwordslikedoghoovercatastrophiccarrotandpipesoilhavesomethinginterestingtowriteanyonesickofmeyet

Dizzyblonde

I'mgettingtherebecauseit'sevenhardertoreadwhenthewordsarerandomandmakenosense:(
Itissurprisinglyfuntypinglikethisandstrangelyliberatingtoo.Imaynevergobacktousingaspacebar.

carchaeologist

Deathtothespacebar!!

Matt Holck

IWantMySpaceBarBackIWantMySpaceBarBack
ButSubKultureToldMeTheyDeletedIt


IWantMySpaceBarBack

Dizzyblonde

MaybeoyuoveruseditMattandyouneedtobecarefulwiththeshiftkeynoworthat'llbedeletedtoo.
You'reusingwaytoomanycapitalsandthey'rewatchingyou!!

star-pants

They'rewatchingus?OhdearwemightbeintroubleI'vehadtousemyspacebarabitbutI'mgivingitabreakatthemoment

star-pants

whilstchewingmygumforwaytoolongI'vebeenwonderingistherealostandfoundboxforthosemissingspacebars?

Einstein

i'msogladpeopleareenjoyingmythreadeventhoughihavethemisfortuneofhavingnospacebar.althoughasdizzysaysitsstrangely
liberatingbuticanttypetoomuchasifeelthatimightinfactsuffocate

Dizzyblonde

IfthereisIhaven'tseenitstarpants.Goodmovenotusingyourspacebarmuch,youdon'twantittogomissingtoo!
Einstein,thisthreadisgeniusIcan'tbelievemorepeoplearen'tjoiningin.

star-pants

Itooamshockednooneelseisjoiningthisthread.Therehastobemorepeoplelikethiswhohavenospacebars
orconservingthespacebarenergy.

JerryHandbag

I'mnotreadingallthoseposts,I'mtoobusylookingformyspacebar

carchaeologist

star-pants wrote: »

conservingthespacebarenergy.

Thisislikethegovernmentcampagintosaveenergythepowerofone,thelesswweusespacebarsthemorewesavetheplaneteverymilliampsavedgoesalongwaytoendingglobalwarming.doyoufeelbetternow?

star-pants

that'sagoodpointyoumaketheresir.Iwonderwouldtheybeinterestedinsponsoringadayofnotusingspacebarstoseeifitimproves
productivityandsavesonenergy?

Dizzyblonde

WhatagreatideastarpantsWecouldraisemoneyforcharityatthesametime-
maybeforcounsellingforpeoplewhohavenospacebarsandaredamagedbyit?

Einstein

wow,ineverthoughtthatmythreadwouldbeusedtoraisefundsforglobalwarmingetc.it'slikethepowerof
one,turnoffunusedpowerswitches,chooseadaynottousethespacebar...who'swithmetomakethisthreadmorepublicsayaye!

Dizzyblonde

Ayeaye,Isayshoutitfromtherooftops...oratleastthetopofthestairs.
Yourthreadisgatheringmomentumnow,whoknowswhereitcouldlead.
TodayBoards,tomorrowworlddomination!!

Einstein

oohworlddominationyousay,howmentalwouldthatbe.maybeitcouldenduponthejoeduffyshow
liketheleavingcertforumthread.thatwouldmakemehappy.andificouldeatpancakeswhilelisteningtothe
showi'dbeevenhappier!

orestes

O k t h i s i s r e a l l y w e i r d , m y k e y b o a r d s e e m s t o h a v e a l o a d m o r e s p a c e b a r s a l l o f a s u d d e n ! ! ! I c a n ' t h i t a n y t h i n g w i t h o u t h i t t i n g o n e o f t h e m ! A n y o n e h a v e a n y i d e a w h e r e t h e y c o u l d h a v e c o m e f r o m ? !

Dizzyblonde

You'rearebeleinstein!Whatanexcitinglifeyoulead,listeningtoJoeDuffy!IwasthinkingmorealongthelinesofGeorgeHook'sprogrammeonNewstalkmyself.
Oohlook,there'saspacebarthiefamongus.Hide!

carchaeologist

mustf igh t thesp aceb ars... .... hnn nnnnn ggggg ggghhhhh....

Capt'n Midnight

press and hold the ALT key
now type in 032 and release the ALT Key

cut and paste are also your friends, you can use this space if you wish ---> [ ]

Einstein

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

press and hold the ALT key
now type in 032 and release the ALT Key

cut and paste are also your friends, you can use this space if you wish ---> [ ]

pfff...isay...defeatsthewholepurposeofconservinfkineticenergy!

star-pants

whomentionedpancakes?I'dlovesomepancakesrightnow,mmmallhotwithlemonandsugar,maybesomehoney
definitelythefoodsofworlddominationIthink

Einstein

mmmmmm...drooolingatthethoughtofpancakesatthistimeofthemorningwithaniceglassofmilkatthesametime

That'llteachher.


Ispentthefirstdaypackingmypersonalbelongingsintoboxes,cratesandsuitcases.

Onthesecondday,Ihadthemoverscomeandcollectmythings.

Onthethirdday,

Isatdownforthelasttimeatourbeautifuldiningroomtablebycandlelight,
putonsomesoftbackgroundmusic,andfeastedonapoundofshrimp,
ajarofcaviar,andabottleofChardonnay.

WhenIhadfinished,Iwentintoeachandeveryroomandstuffedhalf-eatenshrimpshellsdippedincaviar,
intothehollowoftheallofthecurtainrods.

Ithencleanedupthekitchenandleft.

Whentheex-wifereturnedwithhernewboyfriend,allwasblissforthefirstfewdays.

Thenslowly,thehousebegantosmell.

Theytriedeverything,

Cleaning,mopping,andairingtheplaceout.

Ventswerecheckedfordeadrodents,

andcarpetsweresteamcleaned.

Airfreshenerswerehungeverywhere.

Exterminatorswerebroughtintosetoffgascanisters,duringwhichtheyhadtomoveoutforafewdays,

andintheendtheyevenpaidtoreplacetheexpensivewoolcarpeting.

Nothingworked.

Peoplestoppedcomingovertovisit.

Repairmenrefusedtoworkinthehouse.

Themaidquit.

Finally,theycouldnottakethestenchanylongeranddecidedtomove.

Amonthlater,eventhoughtheyhadcuttheirpriceinhalf,theycouldnotfindabuyerfortheirstinkyhouse.

Wordgotout,andeventually,eventhelocalrealtorsrefusedtoreturntheircalls.

Finally,theyhadtoborrowahugesumofmoneyfromthebanktopurchaseanewplace.

ThenIcalledtheex,andaskedhowthingsweregoing.

Shetoldmethesagaoftherottinghouse.

Ilistenedpolitely,andsaidthatImissedtheoldhometerribly,
andwouldbewillingtosignthedivorcesettlementinexchangeforgettingthehouseback.

HerknowingthatIhadnoideahowbadthesmellwas,
sheagreedonpricethatwasabout1/10thofwhatthehousehadbeenworth,

butonlyifIweretosignthepapersthatveryday.

Iagreed,andwithinthehourmylawyersdeliveredthepaperwork.


Aweeklatertheexandherboyfriendstoodsmilingastheywatchedthemovingcompany,
rapethehouseandpackeverythingtotaketotheirnewhome




...includingthecurtainrods!

Dizzyblonde

dolanbakerthatstorysoundssuspiciouslyfamiliar!!!I'lletyouawaywithitsinceyoushowedamazingprowesstypingitallwithout
aspace.Welldonenowgoandliedownwithadampclothonyourhead.
star-pantssavesomepancakesformeplease:)

Capt'n Midnight

Einstein wrote: »

pfff...isay...defeatsthewholepurposeofconservinfkineticenergy!

txtspeak?

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

txtspeak?

textspeakersareconstipatedbecausetheycan'topentheirvowels.

Einstein

ahhhmythreadstillcontinuestogrow.maybenotinpopularity,althoughslowandsureisthemostcomplimentingway...woohooisay

Dizzyblonde

Sometimesslowandsureisthewaytogo.There'snothingasbadaspeakingtoosoon!

threaddies

star-pants

w00twho'supforsomepancakes?Iloveemhotwithbutterlemonandsugarorhoneymmmmm*drools*
thatstorywasalittlehardtoreadtbhbutgoodeffort!

Dizzyblonde

OkIcan'tresisthtepancakesanymorethethoughtofthemdrippingwithbutterandlemon
andsugarisdrivingmenuts.
Threaddies-Ilikeit:)Youmighthavecreatedanewwordhteredolan!

Ilikethreaddiesfirstthinginthemorningwithmilk!

star-pants

threaddiesarelovelynottoomuchmilkIdon'tlikethemsoggy.Yesdizzyblondethepancakesaremostalluring.
Lemondofabooopancakesthoughintownmmmmtasty.

mahamageehad

mmmm...pancakes.nowthisthreadismakingmebothdizzyandhungryandsad.spacebarimissyoucomebackhomeplease!!