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Mario fanclub (Irish branch)

  • 14-06-2008 9:06pm
    #1
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,823 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Idiot:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    310w_reginald08.jpg:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    Matt-LeBlanc.jpg

    Does anybody else NOT see the similarity?

    Sylvester Stallone, maybe. Joey from Friends, no.

    stallone02.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    I think he managed to ruin any slight chance he had of winning with that one sentence


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Mario once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now just known as "The Islands"

    Mario's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mario.


    Mario can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Mario once won a game of connect 4 with just THREE moves.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mario.

    Mario does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Mario goes killing.

    Superman owns a pair of Mario pajamas.

    Giraffes were created when Mario uppercutted a horse.

    Mario can slam a revolving door.

    Mario has counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mario allows to live.

    When Mario does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

    Mario doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

    Mario has fired Sir Alan Sugar.

    Earthquakes are not real, it is just Mario jumping out of a plane and punching the ground.

    Mario's house has no doors, just walls he walks through.

    There is no such thing as global warming, Mario was cold, so he turned the Sun up.

    Mario, did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Mario was once in a gunfight and a knifefight at the same time, the guns and knives lost!

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mario has let live.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    To add to the above:
    Mario has married a hot 19 year old blonde


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,662 ✭✭✭magnumlady


    I was worried when I saw the title, thought there really was a fanclub:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭Dingatron


    Mario= David Brent+ Gus


    That is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Smegball


    Tbh I don't really mind Mario,I think his treatment of Mikey is very generous and is the one person to look out for him, although being the oldest in the house him and Lisa tend to stay away from the group fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭templetonpeck


    He's not bothered coz he's got a huge fan base lmao...what a muppet :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,616 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Tbh Mario isnt the worst, he doesnt seem spiteful or bitchy at all.
    I reckon keep him for the ruptions he'll cause..at least its good honest intention rather than the likes of nasty bully Alex.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Massive Mario fan here. Yeah, he might love himself a bit, but I genuinely believe he isn't game-playing, and unlike a fair few of the others (including everyone's favourite, Luke) he does not go and lick one persons ass whilst badmouthing an another, only to go to that person and start licking up to them.

    Also, some of the lines he comes out with are hilarious. He is David Brent with muscles.

    Anyone else see this the other night, it was gas. The way Lisa was thinking she was the sh/t in the bedroom with her new lipstick, and the other housemates in the bedroom were nodding along to her, but thinking to themselves that she looked horrific. However, along comes good aul Billy Bullshiner himself, giving his tupence worth, and telling it like it is



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Namesco wrote: »
    Mario once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now just known as "The Islands"

    Mario's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Mario.


    Mario can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Mario once won a game of connect 4 with just THREE moves.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mario.

    Mario does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Mario goes killing.

    Superman owns a pair of Mario pajamas.

    Giraffes were created when Mario uppercutted a horse.

    Mario can slam a revolving door.

    Mario has counted to infinity - twice.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mario allows to live.

    When Mario does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

    Mario doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

    Mario has fired Sir Alan Sugar.

    Earthquakes are not real, it is just Mario jumping out of a plane and punching the ground.

    Mario's house has no doors, just walls he walks through.

    There is no such thing as global warming, Mario was cold, so he turned the Sun up.

    Mario, did in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Mario was once in a gunfight and a knifefight at the same time, the guns and knives lost!

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Mario has let live.

    How long did it take you to copy and paste a Chuck Norris list, and Replace 'Chuck Norris' with 'Mario'. ...............:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,616 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    That lipstick thing is amazing.
    Mario's missus did honestly look daft
    Weak man says you look lovely "luv" ..and then everyone laffs at "luv"
    Mario says you look like the Joker ..she clearly respects his opinion and removes it..and gets her dignity back before the rest of the HM's see the daft makeup.

    I quite like Mario for his honesty..he shoots from the hip, even with the missus and she clearly respects his opinion.

    Mario has a few weeks more left in him I hope.
    I think Luke is playing up around him about the whole fan club thing..Luke is a smart cookie no doubt.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Anyone know if there's any videos floating around from his previous TV appearances, there seems to be a complete void on the net!

    I've seen the pic of him on Ant & Dec, but is there a video of the appearance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Sean_K wrote: »
    Anyone know if there's any videos floating around from his previous TV appearances, there seems to be a complete void on the net!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRC-CB9SxVI

    Go to 53 seconds

    And also
    bb12.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Mario's Chavtastic.
    I wretched a little watching him and his shemale friend last night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Somebody take the Shovel off Mario.
    ON SECOND THOUGHTS ,!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭akamossy


    I like mario apart from the fact he mentions that mikey is blind every 5 mins... emmmmm ya i think every1 realises and i dont think mikey wants to be reminded that much


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    Here's the episode and of Mario on Ant and Dec YouTube

    [Approx 9 mins long]

    Enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhS5GVxoGj8


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Rineanna


    Anyone see Lisa squeezing Mario's spots on his back? Vomit...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    I'm resurrecting this thread for those who are fans of Mario.

    The big man has been an immense presence over the last 24 hours. He assessed, facilitated, and managed. Word on the street is that after viewing today's BB, the UN is thinking of sending Mario into Zimbabwe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Anyone see the facilitator gag on BBLB just there. Brilliant. Even the hardened TV critic admitted they have taken to him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,616 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    I'm resurrecting this thread for those who are fans of Mario.

    The big man has been an immense presence over the last 24 hours. He assessed, facilitated, and managed. Word on the street is that after viewing today's BB, the UN is thinking of sending Mario into Zimbabwe.

    Lollers, my respect for Mario grows by the day.
    Himself and Lisa seem to be the only ones in there that are acting like themselves and not to the camera's, I suppose they draw on each other for strength.
    They really make the others look like bickering kids.

    Mario the managerial legend to win it i say!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Supercell wrote: »
    Lollers, my respect for Mario grows by the day.
    Himself and Lisa seem to be the only ones in there that are acting like themselves and not to the camera's, I suppose they draw on each other for strength.
    They really make the others look like bickering kids.

    Mario the managerial legend to win it i say!!

    Would love for Super M to win. George on BBLB made the interesting point that Lisa and Mario haven't had one squabble or row. They work very well as a couple, and showup how petty and childish some of the 'fun gang' can be.

    Whilst most ex-house-mates usually end up doing nightclub openings etc. how cool would it be to get Mario in to your work for a day to conduct a risk assessment, and facilitate. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Dont you guys have a funny feeling these two have
    watched BB from start to finish ?
    ALL of the BBs and know exactly how to play it,l hope
    l am wrong but only time will tell.
    Mario definitly got himself noticed in the first week
    and then blended into the background,which was very
    clever,but having said that he has gone up in my estimation since(he handled spitgate extremly well.
    l still think they have an unfair advantage going in there,BUT l also think somewhere along the line(both of them still being there) that BB will mess with their heads.
    Bring it on BB cause l would love to see how they would handle it.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,387 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,823 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    They (M&L) have an unfair advantage in that, although they are free to nominate one another, in reality, they are never going to nominate each other and so may be able to stay just below the level to be put up for eviction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    l do hope they are there for a while,Mario took control
    without even having to say a word,and Lisa seems to have a head of sense,l reckon they will turn out to be
    very watchable.
    (l just wish he'd distance himself from Mikey):(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭daisy123


    Just watched the Ant and Dec clip there, I love the fact that he keeps his own accent the whole time!! What a legend!!! After watching that, think I shall go vote for him in the favourite housemate poll!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    After the initial cries of Dickhead! this Mario chap is growing on me- he's just so stupid you can't but help like him:pac:

    And his managerial skills make Sun Tsu's Art of War look like a kiddies colouring book.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    RATM wrote: »
    After the initial cries of Dickhead! this Mario chap is growing on me- he's just so stupid you can't but help like him:pac:

    And his managerial skills make Sun Tsu's Art of War look like a kiddies colouring book.

    Same feelings as that... He's getting funnier all the time!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    joe_swanson.gif

    :confused::confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    Love mario..Billy bullshiner..haha. ah he's a classic


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭DmanDmythDledge


    Can't believe he nominated Rex and Mo after how he behaved towards them. One step forward, two steps back...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Can't believe he nominated Rex and Mo after how he behaved towards them. One step forward, two steps back...

    Not really. He has always had issues with Rex and his arrogance, nominating him came as no suprise.

    Mo might seem a little strange for a nom, but if what Mario says is true, then it's a valid reason (just a pity it wasn't shown on highlights, but I know rex also flipped at Mo at one stage during that task for doing something similar). He probably knew that Jen (who he probably wanted to vote for) was a guarantee to be up and that whether he voted for her or not was moot, so this way he managed to air out his issues with Mo in a non bitchy way (i.e. randomly coming into the diary room like Luke does and moan).

    At the end of the day, BB is all about game-playing and wot not, and nominations are central to that. You have to take them with a pinch of salt. However, what happened the other night was a real situation, and not a game. In that instance, Mario stood up for what he believed and showed himself to be a real person, with proper principals.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,606 ✭✭✭Carroller16


    :confused::confused::confused:

    That's who he looks like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭Alice1


    But does anyone know why Mario voted for Mohammed? I only saw the highlights.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,823 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    After watching Mario on last nights episode, he has gone right down in my estimations and you know what? He is going to have to live with that...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Alice1 wrote: »
    But does anyone know why Mario voted for Mohammed? I only saw the highlights.

    For a health and safety breach, he had no choice really :D

    During the blind task, when some housemates were wearing goggles, Mo was repeatedly poking them with a stick (to their annoyance) and then was throwing water around. Mario thought it was irresponsible to be throwing water around when people were wearing goggles, and then to top it all off, Mo never moped it up, and Lisa had to do it. Mario was none to pleased with these repeated health and safety breaches, and he went in to facilitator mode.

    As I said in another post, I reckon Mario had it sussed that Jen would be up (someone who he probably wants gone), so he decided to use his vote to voice his disapproval of Mo's actions, rather than vote for Jen who would have already had enough votes to be up for eviction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh right. Thanks Charlie.

    PML @ video:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Dyflin wrote: »
    After watching Mario on last nights episode, he has gone right down in my estimations and you know what? He is going to have to live with that...

    Classic line. I thought it was hilarious


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,823 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    What a nasty person Mario is turning out to be, he's every bit as bitchy as the nasties. He has a really vindictive streak, but is also quite a coward, always getting someone else to do the dirty work. Plus he seems to have a huge inferiority complex with Rex. Boo Mario :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh boo Mario indeed! :(

    He's giving out about Rex, giving out about Rachel, giving out about Kat (for goodness sake). Didn't notice the inferiority complex myself - but maybe so. Just seems so self confident....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    l have noticed him doing that , but at the same time
    they are all allowed an opinion and Mario come's across
    as just giving his opinion.
    SO not like "THE WEASLE":mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,815 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Super M is just hedging his bets.

    To anyone in the house, if jen stays, that group will be perceived as being uber dominant, and anyone who is not seen as pandering to them will be potential nominee targets. Mario knows this, and is hedging his bets by not wanting to get on their bad side. He has seen how they turn on people so quickly.

    It's easy for us as we know Jen will definitely be a goner, but to those inside the house, it's not so clear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Super M is just hedging his bets.

    To anyone in the house, if jen stays, that group will be perceived as being uber dominant, and anyone who is not seen as pandering to them will be potential nominee targets. Mario knows this, and is hedging his bets by not wanting to get on their bad side. He has seen how they turn on people so quickly.

    It's easy for us as we know Jen will definitely be a goner, but to those inside the house, it's not so clear.

    You so have him sussed.
    He is like BB in the house.:D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,823 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Super M is just hedging his bets.

    To anyone in the house, if jen stays, that group will be perceived as being uber dominant, and anyone who is not seen as pandering to them will be potential nominee targets. Mario knows this, and is hedging his bets by not wanting to get on their bad side. He has seen how they turn on people so quickly.

    It's easy for us as we know Jen will definitely be a goner, but to those inside the house, it's not so clear.

    You must be watching a different episode to the one I am? :confused:

    He was trying to get two house mates to deliberately antagonise fellow house mates, we all give out about Luke, but it's Mario that's his bitching buddy.

    You call it "hedging his bets", I call it playing the game and he's every bit as big a player as any other person in there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    l am usually quick to spot people in the house doing
    that ,but for some reason l can't see it in Mario.
    Mabey its because l am not seeing enough of the
    live feed.
    l really did not like him at the start , but l think
    he is Brill now.
    Hope he is in the final.:D


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