Dole....??

xxGalwayGirlxx

Does anyone know how long outta school du have to be before you can apply to go on the dole??

RedXIV

Jeez lass, where's your ambition?

Davidius

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In undefined units.

rachelmcg1989

haha the irony of you writing this is the leaving cert forum.
come on galwaygirl, u dont need to do that, be ambitious, be be ambitious!
you'll do well in your leaving cert and wont need the dole...
or you could just get by on your looks (cas her hair was black and her eyes were blue )

PrivateEye

If the Leaving goes tits-up, I'd just redo it myself to be honest- before even asking about the Dole.

I don't think I've done amazingly, but I'm confident enough I'll get by :pac:
My emergency plan would be

a)get a job
b)do the leaving outside school(this even possible? please say yes)
c)study a bit next time

glenn3ie

I could be wrong but I think she's wondering for the summer.

I'm away for this whole summer and won't be working. Am I entitled to claim the dole as I'm not in full time education as I'm officially finished school?

Is that what you mean galwaygirl?

luke999

three months, my friend checked it. so by the time the summer has ended itl be too late cos ur registered in a college by then.

DarkJager

Don't think you can apply for dole at all unless you have proof that you have actively been seeking employment without success.

kmart6

So your looking to have a budding career I see!

xxGalwayGirlxx

I am going to college but not till next year, and I will be working but Im getting paid cash in hand so I can still go on the dole...

Davidius

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

I am going to college but not till next year, and I will be working but Im getting paid cash in hand so I can still go on the dole...

Isn't that...decepticoning?

Jesus Wept

Sounds perfectly above board to me.

MJOR

:mad:

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

I am going to college but not till next year, and I will be working but Im getting paid cash in hand so I can still go on the dole...

oh lovely.... hope the revenue catch you...... Scam artist:mad::mad::mad::mad:

RedXIV

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

I am going to college but not till next year, and I will be working but Im getting paid cash in hand so I can still go on the dole...

I wouldn't do that if i were you.
1) if you get caught legal proceedings will be brought against you
2) anyone paying taxes will resent you
3) thats going to impress nobody that you decided to work and screw over people who work hard to pay for people who genuinely can't get work.

You've been warned....

tramoredude

You're what we call a "knacker"

SimpleLogic

you could but that would be illegal.

You have to show proof that you are actually applying for a job.

+ The amount you receive is dependent on how long you have worked already. So if I was you I dont think it is worth breaking the law for a few measly euros :-)

philologos

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

I am going to college but not till next year, and I will be working but Im getting paid cash in hand so I can still go on the dole...

Isn't that stealing from the tax payer?

Jesus Wept

Here's to you xxGalwayGirlxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFlfSeh-Ts8

xxGalwayGirlxx

A few measly euro.... €200 a week!!!, on top of my wages...why not sure.....if it can be done, why not!!

RedXIV

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

A few measly euro.... €200 a week!!!, on top of my wages...why not sure.....if it can be done, why not!!

because if you get caught you end up with alot less money than you started with and a criminal record that will, for example prevent you from ever entering the US

luke999

You would want to be 100% sure u arent paying tax. I always thought i was gettin cash in the hand but my employer was actually paying tax for me, so ask your employer are they paying tax for u first. and if they are ur name will be registered and you wont be able to draw the dole. Thats wat i think neway

Davidius

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

A few measly euro.... €200 a week!!!, on top of my wages...why not sure.....if it can be done, why not!!

Because it's essentially stealing?

IrishKnight

To qualify for Jobseeker's Benefit you must:

* Be unemployed,
* Be aged under 66,
* Be capable of work,
* Be available for/genuinely seeking seek work,
* Have sufficient PRSI contributions and
* Have sustained a loss of employment and as a result of this loss be fully unemployed for at least 3 days in any period of 6 consecutive days.


In other words you won't get it because;
a)Your not unemployed
b) and I am assuming you haven't make sufficient, if any, PRSI contributions, as you are getting cash in hand.

If you do get a job and go on the dole I really hope you get caught; I despise your kind.

x in the city

you should pimp your body while your at it for the weekend, more cash for you...:rolleyes:

xxGalwayGirlxx

IrishKnight wrote: »

To qualify for Jobseeker's Benefit you must:

* Be unemployed,
* Be aged under 66,
* Be capable of work,
* Be available for/genuinely seeking seek work,
* Have sufficient PRSI contributions and
* Have sustained a loss of employment and as a result of this loss be fully unemployed for at least 3 days in any period of 6 consecutive days.


In other words you won't get it because;
a)Your not unemployed
b) and I am assuming you haven't make sufficient, if any, PRSI contributions, as you are getting cash in hand.

If you do get a job and go on the dole I really hope you get caught, I despise you kind.

Sound thats all I needed to know, perfect so in 3months I can get the dole....

Thanks for all yer help!!

listermint

Get two jobs if you need the money! People pulling this type of S*** taking my bloody tax money are scam artists. hope you dont get into college!

xxGalwayGirlxx

x in the city wrote: »

you should pimp your body while your at it for the weekend, more cash for you...:rolleyes:

Business is quite these days tho.........

xxGalwayGirlxx

listermint wrote: »

Get two jobs if you need the money! People pulling this type of S*** taking my bloody tax money are scam artists. hope you dont get into college!

I have two jobs by the way (both cash in hand)....And I know for a fact I'll get into college, jus ta let ya know!

RedXIV

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

I have two jobs by the way (both cash in hand)....And I know for a fact I'll get into college, jus ta let ya know!

not if ya get caught sweetcheeks

carlowboy

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

Sound thats all I needed to know, perfect so in 3months I can get the dole....

Thanks for all yer help!!

Nope, you can't. You won't have paid any prsi.

xxGalwayGirlxx

RedXIV wrote: »

not if ya get caught sweetcheeks

There is no possible way I can get caught......

fh041205

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

I have two jobs by the way (both cash in hand)....And I know for a fact I'll get into college, jus ta let ya know!

Your still a knacker though. And a disgrace to the working class. I hope your proud enough to tell all your friends what you're up to and see how many of them stick around.

RedXIV

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

There is no possible way I can get caught......

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Now you've proven you're as thick as a plank, good girl!

shanedownfall

If ye can get away with it love ye might as well. Don't listen to all the people given ye ****, politicians are robbing from the tax payer all the time, yet look at how long fine fáil are in office. The same people giving you stick are probably pro our current government. :cool:

x in the city

you will be on the streets in a few years id say.

no harm tbh

Cokehead Mother

shanedownfall wrote: »

If ye can get away with it love ye might as well. Don't listen to all the people given ye ****, politicians are robbing from the tax payer all the time, yet look at how long fine fáil are in office. The same people giving you stick are probably pro our current government. :cool:

So politicians are apparently robbing from us and thus it's cool if GalwayGirl does too...?

Davidius

shanedownfall wrote: »

If ye can get away with it love ye might as well. Don't listen to all the people given ye ****, politicians are robbing from the tax payer all the time, yet look at how long fine fáil are in office. The same people giving you stick are probably pro our current government. :cool:

I knew somebody would bring up Fianna Fáil! I was going to say "in b4 fianna fáil" and everything!

Though here's an important lesson: Just because somebody else is doing it doesn't mean you should too.

shanedownfall

yea yis are right in fairness with the whole "just because everyone else is doing it doesn't mean you should"... I just think the stick is unnecessary.

To the guy who said she will end up on the streets, you're takin the mick right?... Your chances of being caught doing this type of thing are slim to none.

allthatjazz

eh do you not have to work 6 months paying tax or something and only then if you're unemployed can you apply for the dole? something like that anyway..just get a real job jees

muffinman

Hey, Irish Times Blogwatch!? Reading this one!?

DarkJager

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

Sound thats all I needed to know, perfect so in 3months I can get the dole....

Thanks for all yer help!!

You don't seem to be able to fully grasp this concept do you?? You're only a leaving cert student, which means you have not had any meaningful employment yet. As you haven't been employed, you cannot get the dole - full stop.

As for your plan, I will tell you straight that I despise people like you. You feel you have some right to get money for free off the back of decent people who actually work for a living? People who think like that are scum, and I sincerely hope that if you do eventually somehow get your plan to work, that you are caught and end up on the streets with the rest of the rats.

sdanseo

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

There is no possible way I can get caught......

How many female leaving cert students are there in Galway that have the same IP as you?

With an attitude like that you will be homeless, jobless or in prison (or all three) in 5 years, virtually guarenteed.

Prowetod

Lol, this thread is hilarious

muffinman

sdonn_1 wrote: »

How many female leaving cert students are there in Galway that have the same IP as you?

With an attitude like that you will be homeless, jobless or in prison (or all three) in 5 years, virtually guarenteed.

Exactly.. You're one in about just over 2,000 girls in Galway sitting the LC.. Good Luck!

xxGalwayGirlxx

DarkJager wrote: »

You don't seem to be able to fully grasp this concept do you?? You're only a leaving cert student, which means you have not had any meaningful employment yet. As you haven't been employed, you cannot get the dole - full stop.

As for your plan, I will tell you straight that I despise people like you. You feel you have some right to get money for free off the back of decent people who actually work for a living? People who think like that are scum, and I sincerely hope that if you do eventually somehow get your plan to work, that you are caught and end up on the streets with the rest of the rats.

Excuse me what ya know bout me.....fukn nuthin!!
I have been employed since I was 16 part-time and full time all through TY, I have been paying tax for the past year.
Now I have 2different jobs that are Cash in Hand, working all thru the leaving and I betcha I'll get unreal points unlike ye lot on this who probably get everything handed to them on a silver fukn platter!! Just sponge of Mammy and Daddy!!!

And there is no way you can get caught it is soo easy to bluff them!! And I m tellin ya know after my 3years of college are over I'll have my own business under me.....so I wont be sleepin in no streets!!

Cokehead Mother

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

Excuse me what ya know bout me.....fukn nuthin!!
I have been employed since I was 16 part-time and full time all through TY, I have been paying tax for the past year.
Now I have 2different jobs that are Cash in Hand, working all thru the leaving and I betcha I'll get unreal points unlike ye lot on this who probably get everything handed to them on a silver fukn platter!! Just sponge of Mammy and Daddy!!!

And there is no way you can get caught it is soo easy to bluff them!! And I m tellin ya know after my 3years of college are over I'll have my own business under me.....so I wont be sleepin in no streets!!

Jesus christ, stop giving people ammunition.

DarkJager

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

Excuse me what ya know bout me.....fukn nuthin!!
I have been employed since I was 16 part-time and full time all through TY, I have been paying tax for the past year.
Now I have 2different jobs that are Cash in Hand, working all thru the leaving and I betcha I'll get unreal points unlike ye lot on this who probably get everything handed to them on a silver fukn platter!! Just sponge of Mammy and Daddy!!!

And there is no way you can get caught it is soo easy to bluff them!! And I m tellin ya know after my 3years of college are over I'll have my own business under me.....so I wont be sleepin in no streets!!

Judging from your general attitude, I don't what to know anything about you to be honest. So rather than "sponging off mammy and daddy" you'd rather sponge off the taxpayer?? You can, to put it bluntly, fcuk right off.

As for leaving cert, who said I'm a student?? I work full time, I have numerous bills to pay and after that I come out with just enough cash to get by. Therefore you may understand why I have no time for any sneaky bastards looking for an easy ride.

As for your 3 years of college, you really think you'll just appear out of college and start your own business?? You need a serious reality check I think. I'd also say that with your general attitude to sneakily obtaining money by "bluffing" people, your imaginary business will last 2 days before you go bankrupt.

Davidius

Everybody knows that:

School->University->Automatic success.

:pac:

allthatjazz

xxGalwayGirlxx wrote: »

Excuse me what ya know bout me.....fukn nuthin!!
I have been employed since I was 16 part-time and full time all through TY, I have been paying tax for the past year.
Now I have 2different jobs that are Cash in Hand, working all thru the leaving and I betcha I'll get unreal points unlike ye lot on this who probably get everything handed to them on a silver fukn platter!! Just sponge of Mammy and Daddy!!!
And there is no way you can get caught it is soo easy to bluff them!! And I m tellin ya know after my 3years of college are over I'll have my own business under me.....so I wont be sleepin in no streets!!

Aaaaaaaaahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha i love internet tough nuts :rolleyes:hahahahahhahah

PrivateEye

The benefit boys are out of touch
What they don't know won't hurt 'em much
I've been working......
And I been working all day for me mate
If I'm caught I'll go down for a month or three
But they'll still Be paying out looking after me...


Getting the dole and cash in hand?
Meh...more worried about the tax money we pay to keep corrupt politicians loaded.

NiSmO

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