advice please, im f*cked without it.

Tits_McGee

alright so im going out with my gf now for nigh-on 8 months, and all was going well until last week-end. We had a big fight and i went off and rode one of her best friends behind her back. I never cheated before and i know i wont do it again, it was just a revenge thing because i thought i was being treated unfairly.

anyways, heres the situation. I REALLY fancy her freind, much more so than i do her, and i think she fancies me back. Now my gf is a complete and total bitch so im not going to worry about her feelings, what i am worried about, (heres the kicker) is that my 21st birthday is approaching, and i seriously run the risk of jeopardising my presents. And i know what she bought me, and i REALLY want it.

so what should i do,

A) hook up with her friend behind her back
wait till after my birthday and then trade her in for her friend
C) nothing, stick with the sp*sticated ****.????

OH AND ALSO, ANY WIMMINZ THINK IM BEING A Dihk about this, puhleeze keep your opinions to yerselves, this is a mans world.

'Ol Jack Chance

B obviously. kudos on the ballsy thread

Mena

lol tbh.

I don't even know where to start with this thread

Sherifu

/yawn

geezer.ryan

Xbox 360?

chopperbyrne

Some best friend she has :rolleyes:

Hate to meet her worst enemy!

padi89

Im a man and i think your being a complete dick.Holding out for a present?Are you that stingy?

mkdon05

trollie Mactroll

How about a threesome on your birthday night

The Bollox

tbh

padi89

geezer.ryan wrote: »

Xbox 360?

Nope, new shellsuit.

Steve_o

Oh i'm getting pop corn for this one!!!

Tits_McGee

thank you. kudos on the kudos.

Tits_McGee

nope, new car & iphone.

geezer.ryan

lucky bastard

ruskin

Tits_McGee wrote: »

alright so im going out with my gf now for nigh-on 8 months, and all was going well until last week-end. We had a big fight and i went off and rode one of her best friends behind her back. I never cheated before and i know i wont do it again, it was just a revenge thing because i thought i was being treated unfairly.

anyways, heres the situation. I REALLY fancy her freind, much more so than i do her, and i think she fancies me back. Now my gf is a complete and total bitch so im not going to worry about her feelings, what i am worried about, (heres the kicker) is that my 21st birthday is approaching, and i seriously run the risk of jeopardising my presents. And i know what she bought me, and i REALLY want it.

so what should i do,

A) hook up with her friend behind her back
wait till after my birthday and then trade her in for her friend
C) nothing, stick with the sp*sticated ****.????

OH AND ALSO, ANY WIMMINZ THINK IM BEING A Dihk about this, puhleeze keep your opinions to yerselves, this is a mans world.

Wow, you really do have problems. This 'birthday present crisis' should have been posted in personal issues

Steve_o

geezer.ryan wrote: »

lucky bastard

+1

A new car, an iPhone and a Roide all on the one night.... I'll beat you senseless if you leave this girl.


ps. thread locked in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6......

The Bollox

best trolling attempt I ever read was on another forum. the guy said he was 22, was trying to get off with a 15 year old, and as lube he used butter that was microwaved for 8 mins. I never laughed so much in my life, more at some of the replies than anything

Steve_o

The Bollox wrote: »

best trolling attempt I ever read was on another forum. the guy said he was 22, was trying to get off with a 15 year old, and as lube he used butter that was microwaved for 8 mins. I never laughed so much in my life, more at some of the replies than anything

I think i seen that one alright.. funny stuff!!!

Its a mans world but your not being a man. If your girlfriend is a complete b!thch why are you going out with her ?

If you think you are being treated unfairly, why dont you talk to her about it.



I hate these kind of threads, its like somebody jumping into the sea and then asking how do you swim.

I think you will have to work this out for yourself.

Slow Motion

IBTL

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hmm, seeing as it's a new car and an iPhone I'd go for the safe option of B.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Well, first off, I don't see the point in sticking with the ex. She's only going to piss you off more as time goes on. The question NOW is: soes she suspect anything...?

Hanging on for a pressie is both childish and materialistic (which, if that's what you are, go for it!) but be prepared for a backlash. This won't be as smooth a ride as you think.

6th

Deleted User wrote: »

Its a mans world but your not being a man. If your girlfriend is a complete b!thch why are you going out with her ?

Did you miss the post about the car and the iphone?

Tits, I can call you Tits cant I? Well Tits, I think you need to go with option B but give it a few months before you dump her and dont cheat again .... you dont want her to go all Judge Judy on your ass!

Blackhorse Slim

I agree, keeping her around until your birthday is childish and ridiculous.

Can't you convince her to give you the present early? Then you can dump her and maybe get a good present from your new girl too.

Spud83

I'd go with a modified versiof of B.

Make sure her friend is there when she hands over the present. Then turn around and start nailing the friend right after your girlfriend gives you the present. Lets face it women are stupid and sometimes the need visual aids to get the message. A simple you are dumped I want to ride your friend will not work.

6th

6th wrote: »

Did you miss the post about the car and the iphone?

Tits, I can call you Tits cant I? Well Tits, I think you need to go with option B but give it a few months before you dump her and dont cheat again .... you dont want her to go all Judge Judy on your ass!

Ahhh Tits , i did. Tits to that . Tits are overrated .

bronte

6th wrote: »

Did you miss the post about the car and the iphone?

Tits, I can call you Tits cant I? Well Tits, I think you need to go with option B but give it a few months before you dump her and dont cheat again .... you dont want her to go all Judge Judy on your ass!

^ Pmsl!

Man's world my peachy butt :rolleyes:

The Artist

zzzzzzzzzzz did i miss any thing here?

Rob_l

Well op your missing option D

Keep the woman who likes to give nice presents why would you get off that gravy boat and then roide the friend, take her up the mountains in your car even.

OP do you write for the sun dear Deirdre page?

ScumLord

A Car??!!! How do you get a woman to buy you a car? Is this a modern relationship where the woman wears the pants and you stay at home watching day time tv?


Might as well hold out for the pressies then break up with her, you don't need to feel guilty as she's probably better off without you.

Gran Hermano

See if the girls will arrange a threesome for your birthday

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Gran Hermano wrote: »

See if the girls will arrange a threesome for your birthday

Excellent. But wear protection when you ask. And I don't mean a condom...

Tits_McGee

i think, **** you.

Tits_McGee

oh dont worry, itllbe kevlar and riot gear

Tits_McGee

Steve_o wrote: »

+1

A new car, an iPhone and a Roide all on the one night.... I'll beat you senseless if you leave this girl.


ps. thread locked in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6......

that wouldnt be nice, would it. id only be being honest and giving the girl what she truly deserves, a life of her own. BBBAAAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!! what a queer thing to say.

6th

bronte wrote: »

^ Pmsl!

Man's world my peachy butt :rolleyes:

Peach Fuzz! Bronte has a fuzzy ass!

Tits_McGee

well sir, since you mentioned another trollling attempt, which created a reply thereby filling MY THREAD with pointless ****ebabble, i name you, sir, the troll.

i am not.


and i didnt put this in the personal issues forum because i didnt want over-emotional fags telling me wat a A-hole i am and how i should treat women with respect and othe laughable ideas like that.

thank you.

Ron DMC

If you do dump her, PM me her phone number like a good boy - a girl that buys cars as birthday presents could be useful...

pickarooney

Send your buurd a registered letter with your new address, chez her superbestfriend, for delivery of the goodies.

bronte

6th wrote: »

Peach Fuzz! Bronte has a fuzzy ass!

:eek::eek::eek:
I told you! It's the hormonal injections...

Gummy Panda

At least wait a week after your birthday before dumping her. Thats how the girls who dumped my mates worked :pac:

6th

And so Bronte's journey to becoming a real woman continues ......

Tits_McGee

Ronny Mitchell wrote: »

If you do dump her, PM me her phone number like a good boy - a girl that buys cars as birthday presents could be useful...

okay, take my woman/goldmine, why would i want it???

also did i notice her friend is LLOAAAAAADDEEEED!!!!!!

and a fcuking model.

ScumLord

Tits_McGee wrote: »

okay, take my woman/goldmine, why would i want it???

also did i notice her friend is LLOAAAAAADDEEEED!!!!!!

and a fcuking model.

A Porn star, cool.

molloyjh

Am I the only one who finds it hard to believe he's getting a new car for his birthday? This isn't MTVs Sweet 16 we're talking about here.

Either way if (and its a big if) this is genuine then, coming from a bloke, you are being a d!ck, and a selfish tight stingy btard aswell. I really hope she cops herself on and dumps you first. Anyone with an attitude like yours doesn't deserve to be pissed on when you're on fire.

Tits_McGee

pickarooney wrote: »

Send your buurd a registered letter with your new address, chez her superbestfriend, for delivery of the goodies.

heh heh. saucy.

bronte

6th wrote: »

And so Bronte's journey to becoming a real woman continues ......

I'd appreciate it if you'd be slightly more supportive :rolleyes: :pac:

molloyjh

Tits_McGee wrote: »

okay, take my woman/goldmine, why would i want it???

also did i notice her friend is LLOAAAAAADDEEEED!!!!!!

and a fcuking model.

Ok this is the final straw. There is no way this is true. You're talking about dumping your rich generous girlfriend who's going to buy you a car for her best mate who is also rich and is a model? You've been watching WAY to much MTV........

Steve_o

Tits_McGee wrote: »

and i didnt put this in the personal issues forum because i didnt want over-emotional fags telling me wat a A-hole i am and how i should treat women with respect and othe laughable ideas like that.

thank you.

They'd love that!!!

I can't believe this thread is still open... fair play Tits, fair play!:rolleyes:

Tits_McGee

molloyjh wrote: »

Ok this is the final straw. There is no way this is true. You're talking about dumping your rich generous girlfriend who's going to buy you a car for her best mate who is also rich and is a model? You've been watching WAY to much MTV........

im not lying, shes not really a model you dihiked its just a figure of speech to say shes hot. and my rich generous gf once rode my brother so fhuk you and your assumptions.

Heisenberg.

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