How Embarassing

john concannon

Two threads in 1 day.
I heard one of the most embarassing thing ever today.A girl in our year threw up on her supervisers foot(she accidently hit him when the .... hit the ground).

I wanna hear the most embarassing thing you have ever done or seen in exams.

PurpleFistMixer

During the mocks one of the girls fell asleep during the exam, can't remember what subject it was, and woke herself up by farting. Though I didn't see it, was just told about it.

Fringe

Was finished my exam so I was just relaxing. Someone whispers to me how'd I do. Don't know why but I just talked in my normal voice that I just wrote some s*** down. Everyone started looking at me.

--SmItHy--

Fringe wrote: »

Was finished my exam so I was just relaxing. Someone whispers to me how'd I do. Don't know why but I just talked in my normal voice that I just wrote some s*** down. Everyone started looking at me.

:Dhahaha!!dats a good one!

RMD

We broke one of the legs off one of the chairs in school. Left it in a way so it was just hanging on but would snap as soon as someone sat on the chair.

Guy in my class who always comes in late came in late as usual, middle of the history mock, goes to sit down in his chair and snap! the leg got caught in his shirt as well and ripped that lol.

Then during our CSPE mock, being the joke of the subject it is, guy in my class shouted "there's a pigeon on the window sill". We all ran to the window and looked at the pigeon for 15 minutes until the teacher got our yearhead lol

nitromaster

One guys table collapsed 3 times on the first day.
He finally decided to get a different one after it collapsed for the first time during the second day.

lolipops

during the mocks a boy in my class was asked to go and collect all the log tables but he refused to get up, turns out he wet himself lol

Lorthas

lolipops wrote: »

during the mocks a boy in my class was asked to go and collect all the log tables but he refused to get up, turns out he wet himself lol

hahahahaha, hahahahaha, oh, i feel sorry for him

tracker-man

lolipops wrote: »

during the mocks a boy in my class was asked to go and collect all the log tables but he refused to get up, turns out he wet himself lol

THAT, lollipops, is fvckin hilarious! Lol!

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RMD

lolipops wrote: »

during the mocks a boy in my class was asked to go and collect all the log tables but he refused to get up, turns out he wet himself lol

Guessing that guy sure is "pissed" at the teacher for making him collect the log tables. (**** joke lol)

I have a story like that. This retard in my class was just being himself, acting retarded making everyone laugh lol. A guy turned to him and said "you're such a ****ing retard" while literally "breaking his ****s laughing". Got sent out for swearing / abuse. Turns out he was laughing so much he shat himself and a turd fell out of his cacks as he walked out lol:p

kmart6

I'm sorry I decided to read that now!:(

conormurphy

RMD wrote: »

I have a story like that. This retard in my class was just being himself, acting retarded making everyone laugh lol. A guy turned to him and said "you're such a ****ing retard" while literally "breaking his ****s laughing". Got sent out for swearing / abuse. Turns out he was laughing so much he shat himself and a turd fell out of his cacks as he walked out lol:p

What a ****ty story...

Anyway, ya should've got that on tape and sold it to girls gone wild for a million bucks

TransititionMan

Oh dear god why does none of this stuff happen near me!!!
I did fall asleep in religion 2day like nodding on and off as i got no sleep last night but that is nothing compared to the stuff thats happening outside the dull town of mallow.

ch252

Ya a guy in my class pissed himself too, now everytime he goes to the toilet in th exam everyone laughs!!

conormurphy

I'm lucky because since about November, I've stayed up til at least 1 am so now I stay up late cramming and I am grand in the morning... Gonna sleep alla next ya bitch made niggas

john concannon

You ain't gettin near my biatch for shizz my silly nizza.

LeCapitaine

I thought the CSPE exam started at two, I walked in at 1.55.:rolleyes:

TransititionMan

Lol i knew someone would make that mistake :P Dont worry you proberbly wernt the only one :P
U proberbly got it finished anyways :P

conormurphy

LeCapitaine wrote: »

I thought the CSPE exam started at two, I walked in at 1.55.:rolleyes:

did you get an a do you think ya bitch made nigga

aine92

I dont blame ppl for wetting themselves, its such a big deal 2 go 2 the toilet lol!


Yeh in the mocks some of my year and some 6th years were together for the exams in the gym and every single day the 6th years bent one chair's legs so every day somebody differents chair would collapse! And they always did it to someone at the front so they were in full view, priceless!!

LeCapitaine

conormurphy wrote: »

did you get an a do you think ya bitch made nigga

yes

Piste

You pair of white boyz are about to get yo cracker asses banned.

eVeNtInE

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john concannon

FO SHIZZLE

ch252

Piste wrote: »

You pair of white boyz are about to get yo cracker asses banned.

2shay!

Piste

Well conormurphy is banned, let that be a lesson to LeCapitaine.

AND TO YOU ALL.




So yes embarrassing, on a school ski trip i caused a huge pile up on the ski lift and it was shut down for a good 10-15 minutes.

LeCapitaine

Piste wrote: »

Well conormurphy is banned, let that be a lesson to LeCapitaine.

AND TO YOU ALL.




So yes embarrassing, on a school ski trip i caused a huge pile up on the ski lift and it was shut down for a good 10-15 minutes.

**** the system! We will never die. Viva La Revolution!

john concannon

Wow.You need to some discipline son.Where's my belt Mildred?

TransititionMan

Lol I would love to be a moderator here lol
So much fun.
I dislike your usename...
For that you shall pay... BANNED!!
I dont like the way the disagree with my opinions...
BANNED!
Is that a mis-spelt word??
BANNED!


What a life :P

eVeNtInE

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TransititionMan

I know but to have the power to do it like ... must feel like God :P
in boards.ie form :P

LeCapitaine

Mr Crystal wrote: »

What? Piste banned those guys because they kept posting random shít in half the threads on the forum!

I'mposting amnt I? No reason to ban me..

TransititionMan

I dont know you wrote "I'mposting" all in one word ...
If I was a mod I'd have banned you by now.. :P
But fortunatly im not a mod, for your sakes :P

LeCapitaine

Thats because your inbred...

lolipops

TransititionMan wrote: »

Lol I would love to be a moderator here lol
So much fun.
I dislike your usename...
For that you shall pay... BANNED!!
I dont like the way the disagree with my opinions...
BANNED!
Is that a mis-spelt word??
BANNED!


What a life :P

lol, you are so funny

TransititionMan

LeCapitaine wrote: »

Thats because your inbred...

Dont get annoyed beacause your parents dont love you, just go off to a foster home, you might get lucky next time.

And by the way, to keep on the topic, I stand by my old statement.

LeCapitaine

How is mallow? Can you not spell in right?

TransititionMan

It doesnt deserve to be spelt right and by the way its pretty crap acctually like i said earlier why do these meaningless question keep on coming is it that your curious or are you trying to keep conversation with me...

And by the way thanks lollipop
At least someone can spread their opinion in an unbiast manner.

LeCapitaine

Read the charter no text speak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "ur":mad:

SuperSean11

RMD wrote: »

Then during our CSPE mock, being the joke of the subject it is, guy in my class shouted "there's a pigeon on the window sill". We all ran to the window and looked at the pigeon for 15 minutes until the teacher got our yearhead lol

Oh thats gas

TransititionMan

Is that better for you...
I hope you can understand it now =]
Very good now can we carry on with the topic?

And as a matter of fact i find the way that you picked out my "ur" to be a wrong word when the rest of the forum behind me and speaking irrationally.

SuperSean11

Cant we all just get along lads?

Crash

Both of you stop bickering with each other on here, or i'm just going to ban you permanently. I've better things to be doing

TransititionMan

Dreadfully sorry,
I was just fixing the problems he pointed out to me.
Don't mean to be a problem carry on with your rugby and mythology forums dont mind us.

LeCapitaine

Alright T-Man I'm sorry.

Quitsies?

--SmItHy--

ooooooooohhh did you hear what he said bout your dad??.....ooooooohhh......:o:cool: start again i missed it

Bob the Builder

Back on topic, We all played Domino's for our Mocks... Falling off our chair one by one across the hall. Another day, we all turned around our chairs. The next day, one by one we'd all fall off our chairs randomly and everyoen would scream out laughing at each other. On all three days, the teachers were in a meeting and sub-teachers were all clueless as to what to do. We were dealt with eventually though.

In the Junior Cert, funniest thing was one of the students delayed the exam for 15 minutes because he farted and about 20 people around him refused to do the exam "while that smelly fúcker is still farting"

cork*girl

Im embarrassed to be reading all of this.

UpYeBoyo

Nothing funny happened in my school! Nothing!! Except I got to sit beside the finest sixth year ever for the mocks! I thought he was fine since first year and then I got to sit beside him...score

Rowley Birkin QC

In a UL economics exam a girl beside me fainted and fell off here chair onto the ground, took 5 minutes for everyone to stop laughing.

oponodon

Our examiner fell asleep during the religion exam...