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Zaph, a man with a big cock

  • 04-06-2008 07:42PM
    #1
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg


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  • #2
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Try not to get it hen-pecked.


  • #3
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Everywhere I go my cock goes too. Having a big one isn't all it's cracked up to be, it can be quite embarrassing sometimes. The worst is when I get refused into a club but my cock is allowed in. :(


  • #4
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Hail zaph!


  • #5
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Thats going to ruffle a few feathers.


  • #6
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I'd say that would go down well at a hen party.


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  • #7
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Which one is Zaph?


  • #8
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Zaph is a lot thinner than Pighead had imagined. And his cock is a lot redder on top also.


  • #9
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Pighead wrote: »
    Zaph is a lot thinner than Pighead had imagined.

    It's the hat. It's kinda like wearing vertical stripes, it takes pounds off you.

    Pighead wrote: »
    And his cock is a lot redder on top also.

    I got a cream for it shortly after that photo was taken and it seems to be a lot better now.


  • #10
    Cmol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Cmol


    Zaph you've changed.
    I dont know if I like this new look


  • #11
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Cmol wrote: »
    Zaph you've changed.
    I dont know if I like this new look

    It's the "Brokeback Mountain meets Kentucky Fried Chicken, supersized" look.


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  • #12
    armour87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭armour87


    Well Zafe innit


  • #13
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    It's the "Brokeback Mountain meets Kentucky Fried Chicken, supersized" look.

    Look how much you can get outta one of those things

    cartruckbucket.jpg


  • #14
    SarahSassy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭SarahSassy


    Man humour????? :confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #15
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Woman humourless????? :confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #16
    SarahSassy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭SarahSassy


    Pighead wrote: »
    Woman humourless????? :confused::confused::confused::confused:

    BGRH?????


  • #17
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    SarahSassy wrote: »
    BGRH?????
    Big Girl Really Horny?????
    Is that an offer SarahSassy?????


  • #18
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    SarahSassy wrote: »
    BGRH?????

    You called?


  • #19
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Did someone say BGRH?


  • #20
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    I'm quite sure more of the regular posters on BGRH say BGRH on a regular basis.


  • #21
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    What was that someone said I missed it?


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  • #22
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Minesajackdaniels wrote: »
    I'm quite sure more of the regular posters on BGRH say BGRH on a regular basis.

    We eat plenty of fiber. Keeps us regular.


  • #23
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    BGRH?
    oh and Zaph... seems LIBs in a spot of bother.....
    there's a pint waiting for you ;)


  • #24
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    star-pants wrote: »
    BGRH?
    oh and Zaph... seems LIBs in a spot of bother.....
    there's a pint waiting for you ;)

    It would appear that the pint has somehow magically got him out of his spot of bother. Isn't alcohol great? :D


  • #25
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Aye thanks Zaph *tiptoe kiss on cheek*

    now... are you looking for a hen for your mate? is this why you're posting up his picture?


  • #26
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    My god that is the BIGGEST Cock I have ever seen!!


  • #27
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    star-pants wrote: »
    Aye thanks Zaph *tiptoe kiss on cheek*

    You know a man could get used to this.

    /starts waving banstick indisciminately at any BGRHers he can think of ;)

    star-pants wrote: »
    now... are you looking for a hen for your mate? is this why you're posting up his picture?

    Maybe. Got one in mind?


  • #28
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Zaph wrote: »
    It would appear that the pint has somehow magically got him out of his spot of bother. Isn't alcohol great? :D

    Thanks Zaph, or should I say SP?

    You know that pink sparkly banstick really suits you. :p


  • #29
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,368 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    LostinBlanch wrote: »
    You know that pink sparkly banstick really suits you. :p

    Wanna see it again? ;)


  • #30
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    What you talkin about Willis?


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  • #31
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Zaph wrote: »
    Maybe. Got one in mind?
    I don't have one I'm afraid.... but maybe some of the ladies might know?


  • #32
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Actually, there's a drink for you in the bar.

    You can thank me later. :cool:


  • #33
    hairymolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭hairymolly


    LostinBlanch wrote: »
    Actually, there's a drink for you in the bar.

    You can thank me later. :cool:

    I'l drink to that, the size of the cock I mean:D


  • #34
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand.


  • #35
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    That's a truly massive cock ya have there Zaph, truly jealous.

    When I first saw it I thought "whoa, that's big but I bet I can find a bigger one on Google images". So I checked, and it broke my computer before I could even see the pictures. I'll try again tomorrow (on a computer in an internet cafe 'cause I don't want to break my own again) and I'll post the images up here if they're bigger.

    But well done!


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