The one thing that would make you happy?

Loopy · 22-05-2008 9:31pm #1

Loose weight..
Find the ideal partner..
Get Rich..
Come out..
Stop giving a shit what people think..
Get the perfect job..

What do you think you could change in your life that would make it better??

Collie D · 22-05-2008 9:33pm

looptheloop wrote: »

Loose weight..
Find the ideal partner..
Get Rich..
Come out..
Stop giving a shit what people think..
Get the perfect job..

What do you think you could change in your life that would make it better??

That's a lot of stuff, you sure this shouldn't be in PI?

Right now, the one thing I wish for is that the dog would stop farting..she is foul tonight...change of dog food brand required I think

nice1franko · 22-05-2008 9:33pm

blowjob

nice1franko · 22-05-2008 9:34pm

from yore ma

Collie D · 22-05-2008 9:34pm

nice1franko wrote: »

blowjob

No thanks

Holsten · 22-05-2008 9:35pm

Win the lotto.

AlmightyCushion · 22-05-2008 9:37pm

nice1franko wrote: »

blowjob

Sure what else could he mean when he says the following?

looptheloop wrote: »

Get the perfect job..

Ross_Mahon · 22-05-2008 9:37pm

looptheloop wrote: »

Loose weight..
Find the ideal partner..
Get Rich..
Come out..
Stop giving a shit what people think..
Get the perfect job..

What do you think you could change in your life that would make it better??

That all sounds about right, just give me another month and ill get it sorted out.

Loopy · 22-05-2008 9:38pm

Collie D wrote: »

That's a lot of stuff, you sure this shouldn't be in PI?

Right now, the one thing I wish for is that the dog would stop farting..she is foul tonight...change of dog food brand required I think

Eh, get rid of the dog dude!! Prob could be in PI, there's a big thing going on over there about dogs atm:D

Thrill · 22-05-2008 9:38pm

A double cheeseburger.

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nice1franko · 22-05-2008 9:44pm

a cheeseburger now

Collie D · 22-05-2008 9:45pm

looptheloop wrote: »

Eh, get rid of the dog dude!! Prob could be in PI, there's a big thing going on over there about dogs atm:D

Yeah, I've been following that. Afraid to get involved because I'm still 50/50 on whether she's a troll or not. Problem solved with my dog but not satisfactorily. Little bitch just took a dump in the hall...at least she'll stop farting. ****ing brother swore she was house-trained before I agrred to babysit her.

Agamemnon · 22-05-2008 9:47pm

Jessica Alba. Anyone else watching "Into The Blue" right now? Annoyingly misleading title though.

Redpunto · 22-05-2008 9:50pm

NO 1:my kids happy,,
beer,,shopping,,quarter pounder with cheese,,

Elessar · 22-05-2008 10:05pm

The ability to kill annoying people at will and without consequence

Creamy Goodness · 22-05-2008 10:08pm

girl.

and the ability to be able to wake up and never feel tired.

AlmightyCushion · 22-05-2008 10:11pm

Cremo wrote: »

girl.

and the ability to be able to wake up and never feel tired.

How about not needing sleep and never being tired? Much better.

Sherifu · 22-05-2008 10:12pm

Death.

Loopy · 22-05-2008 10:12pm

Collie D wrote: »

Yeah, I've been following that. Afraid to get involved because I'm still 50/50 on whether she's a troll or not. Problem solved with my dog but not satisfactorily. Little bitch just took a dump in the hall...at least she'll stop farting. ****ing brother swore she was house-trained before I agrred to babysit her.

hmmm, dont think she's a troll.. could be wrong. As for your bro, he lied. I babysat my bro's dog once and she destroyed my house in one night, shat everywhere...BITCH.

jos28 · 22-05-2008 10:13pm

The metabolism that I had when I was 20 - The ability to eat what I want without gaining weight.

Creamy Goodness · 22-05-2008 10:14pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

How about not needing sleep and never being tired? Much better.

then how would you ignore the missus?

Collie D · 22-05-2008 10:16pm

looptheloop wrote: »

hmmm, dont think she's a troll.. could be wrong. As for your bro, he lied. I babysat my bro's dog once and she destroyed my house in one night, shat everywhere...BITCH.

Now she's just eaten all my cigarettes for the second time this week...I better be getting plenty of duty free booze and smokes from him

Cremo wrote: »

then how would you ignore the missus?

I laughed

StonedParadoX · 22-05-2008 10:18pm

the one thing that would make me happy?

the power to Trip on any Drug of Choice without taking it
mind u that defeats the purpose of taking thus defeating the reason to take drugs

hmm..

having my best mate next to me so i could talk to her

AckwelFoley · 22-05-2008 10:34pm

lower the legal age of concent

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Collie D · 22-05-2008 10:36pm

snyper wrote: »

lower the legal age of concent

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Should this law be made retrospective for you?

AckwelFoley · 22-05-2008 10:39pm

Collie D wrote: »

Should this law be made retrospective for you?

:eek: :pac: :pac:

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 10:43pm

A monkey!

Fresh Pots · 22-05-2008 10:44pm

a girl and some confidence.

also a 3 in 1 sounds great right now!

Cool_CM · 22-05-2008 10:45pm

Sherifu wrote: »

Death.

Ah now Ted, that's a bit morbid!

AckwelFoley · 22-05-2008 10:52pm

... 2 girls.. and a cup... and maybe some plastic sheets to cover the sitting room floor

leninbenjamin · 22-05-2008 10:54pm

a pack of tobacco. i'm out right now and all the shops nearby are closed

Overheal · 22-05-2008 11:23pm

Hugs generally work on me.

BraziliaNZ · 23-05-2008 12:35am

Seeing my estranged wife again. I haven't seen her in 5 years and she just emailed me to say she's going to Ireland for 2 weeks soon and would like to see me but I'm all the way down here. God I'm depressed today

AlmightyCushion · 23-05-2008 12:37am

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Seeing my estranged wife again. I haven't seen her in 5 years and she just emailed me to say she's going to Ireland for 2 weeks soon and would like to see me but I'm all the way down here. God I'm depressed today

Book a week off work and grab a cheap flight. If it would really make you that happy then it would be well worth the hassle.

BraziliaNZ · 23-05-2008 12:41am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Book a week off work and grab a cheap flight. If it would really make you that happy then it would be well worth the hassle.

Thanks but seriously it costs a bloody fortune to fly up there and back, and I'm paying off debts now as it is

leninbenjamin · 23-05-2008 12:42am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Book a week off work and grab a cheap flight. If it would really make you that happy then it would be well worth the hassle.

cheap flight home from New Zealand? yer having a laugh. he'd spend over half that week travelling anyway.

AlmightyCushion · 23-05-2008 12:44am

'Tis late and I didn't notice the location.

BraziliaNZ · 23-05-2008 12:46am

ok well if you see a tall pretty canadian blonde around 30ish in July, hands off!!!

leninbenjamin · 23-05-2008 12:46am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

'Tis late and I didn't notice the location.

there, there. someone's up well past their bedtime.

if you go now i won't tell YORE MA about this

Marz66 · 23-05-2008 12:51am

Well me and the bf are buying a house, getting married and all that good stuff next year so I'll be really happy if all that goes smoothly - have to pass exams and get approved for mortgages n stuff!

I'll be happy just to be married to him though so if we can't get a good mortgage etc, i think i'd settle with having shiny straight hair naturally - bye bye hair straighteners - no more bf going "we have to go! can u not smell ur hair burning...!":D

JangoFett · 23-05-2008 2:12am

Winning the lotto would make me happy.

Then I could easily set up my own business and be my own man, be my own boss.

Gary ITR · 23-05-2008 4:59am

A nice blow job and a breakfast sandwich with a soft fried egg would make me happy this morning

Mrs_Doyle · 23-05-2008 9:00am

Success makes me happy.
Could be anything really, from a promotion in work, to a good grade in college, to just losing a few pounds.
I love having something to work toward. To set a Goal, and achieve it, that really makes me happy.

Loopy · 23-05-2008 9:11am

Onkle wrote: »

A nice blow job and a breakfast sandwich with a soft fried egg would make me happy this morning

hmmm, good luck with that;)

LouOB · 23-05-2008 9:30am

getting ACCA qualification - 3 felt

Spud83 · 23-05-2008 9:30am

That everyone else around me gets what makes them happy.

EDIT: Once its legal.

nice1franko · 23-05-2008 10:11am

what if they all want the same thing as you

yous'll all just sit around going 'you be happy', 'no you be happy first' etc.

then a fight'll break out.

GirlInterrupted · 23-05-2008 10:14am

Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig would make me happy. Or Johnny Depp. Or both.

Spud83 · 23-05-2008 10:15am

nice1franko wrote: »

what if they all want the same thing as you

yous'll all just sit around going 'you be happy', 'no you be happy first' etc.

then a fight'll break out.

maybe I like a good fight, maybe thats what would make me happy.

nice1franko · 23-05-2008 10:35am

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig would make me happy. Or Johnny Depp. Or both.

oh ya durty hoor ya!! all the girdles seem to be going mad for daniel craig these days... whats up with that?

anyway, he's busy. how abouts franko and alanmurphy instead?

Spud83 · 23-05-2008 10:47am

nice1franko wrote: »

oh ya durty hoor ya!! all the girdles seem to be going mad for daniel craig these days... whats up with that?

anyway, he's busy. how abouts franko and alanmurphy instead?

I'll arrange my own threesomes thank you very much, and they will be of the cool kind not the weird kind.

The one thing that would make you happy?

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