Second Eurovision semi thread - Rate and Slate them

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:20pm #1

Since we're out, we can just sit-back and rate them/Slate them.

Iceland = The definition of Eurotrash!

That Swedish trollope scares me with her facial expression...or lack thereof.

Turkey = Boring! I've already forgotten what it sounded like!

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 7:23pm

are lituania taking the piss?? he cant sing!

hes even wearing leather pants :eek:

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:25pm

I reckon he's a vampire...

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 7:26pm

its a south sider!!!!! a orange face and a inch of make up!!!

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:27pm

I like the Albanian girls jacket.. it's awesome...

Song is so-so...

Seems a bit drafty on the stage though... they should look into that...

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:29pm

anto-t wrote: »

are lituania taking the piss?? he cant sing!

hes even wearing leather pants :eek:

Those leather panths have scarred me for life! How was he able to breathe? they were so tight!:eek:

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 7:29pm

they have fans in the floor to get the whole wind swept look.... also to keep them cool under the 1000s of lights

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:29pm

oooh... she had a massive gap in her teeth... you could park a bus there

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 7:30pm

she also wasent wearing a tiny skirt so she will lose

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:31pm

I'm watching on BBC3 instead of showing adverts they gave me an insight into Serbian TV.

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:34pm

Look at that cheesy smile!!

Christ the leather panths are out in force tonight!

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:37pm

The Czech song sounds hugely familiar...

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:38pm

Were they twins on either end there?

Kold · 22-05-2008 7:38pm

Holy ****. The Czechs just gave me an erection.

deecom · 22-05-2008 7:41pm

Go the Czech's!!!!!! Good wardrobe advice there!;)

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:43pm

Awesome!!!!!

PIRATES!!!!!

deecom · 22-05-2008 7:45pm

Har, har, me Latvian mateys......

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:45pm

Wait... she was the one looking through the telescope, so why was she in the little viewfinder in the corner????

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:46pm

deecom wrote: »

Har, har, me Latvian mateys......

The lads with the flags at the back look kinda mortified!:D

Dinner · 22-05-2008 7:47pm

Them pirates have to win.

EDIT: Was it Latvia who had "We are the winners of Eurovision" last year?

If so I like their style.

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 7:49pm

BBC said this was a rap....

:(

saying that she does look a bit like a doll

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:49pm

Arabel wrote: »

Them pirates have to win.

EDIT: Was it Latvia who had "We are the winners of Eurovision" last year?

If so I like their style.

Either them or Lithuania.

Some Croatian nursing home is missing a couple of patients!

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:49pm

Are they prepped for a blood transfusion in the background there?

Maybe they expect the old guy to take a turn...

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:52pm

wow.. .the guitars are also turntables... that's pretty f*cking cool...

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 7:52pm

hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahah

look at his belt!!!!!!

what a bunch of twats....

EDIT :i take it all back

Dinner · 22-05-2008 7:52pm

Banging Chewns!

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 7:53pm

Those DJs are on fire!

And that's not just hyperbole!

deecom · 22-05-2008 7:54pm

Well Bulgaria's lighting design would make you ill! Strobe everything on the truss!! :eek:

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:54pm

kinda sounds like that song 'creatures of the night' or whatever it was called that Infernal covered.

Kold · 22-05-2008 7:55pm

I love the "DJs" in the back of every act. School discos?

Dinner · 22-05-2008 7:56pm

Aw bless, he tried to grow a 'tache.

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 7:57pm

This is painful.

I could swear I heard it before, or at least part of it.

afatbollix · 22-05-2008 8:05pm

crap ive to head out to a family do

i will be looking here for comments tomorrow

see you all saturday for the big bitch...

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 8:08pm

That's the backing beat from "I feel Love"

Kold · 22-05-2008 8:09pm

All the birds have had cracking tits I must say.

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 8:11pm

Kold wrote: »

All the birds have had cracking tits I must say.

Pirate chick is ahead in those terms...

Dinner · 22-05-2008 8:11pm

Nice to see Mystic Meg has moved on from that whole psychic thing.

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 8:14pm

Sheesh... Dustin is still over there!

deecom · 22-05-2008 8:19pm

Dustin is looking good on BBC Three, just been interviewed.

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 8:19pm

She really wanted to let us know she had boobs...

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 8:19pm

The poor crater on her own at the back. Bless.

Dinner · 22-05-2008 8:21pm

I expected more from Portugal.

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 8:22pm

Take it off! take it off!

monkeyfudge · 22-05-2008 8:23pm

I think I like Cyprus out of that bunch...

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 8:26pm

I think she's been drinking...

Dinner · 22-05-2008 8:27pm

Very dissapointed with the Swedish entry. How much botox did they pump into her?

WomanInWhite · 22-05-2008 8:34pm

Eh, I thought France was up tonight, did I miss them?

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 8:35pm

WomanInWhite wrote: »

Eh, I thought France was up tonight, did I miss them?

They're in the final automatically cos they pay for it all! Them and GBR, Spain and Germany.

WomanInWhite · 22-05-2008 8:42pm

Wha?! No fair!
:mad:

Mr.Nice Guy · 22-05-2008 8:55pm

Watching this you really have to wonder how Marty Whelan is employed. Is he the best we have to do this? Fecking hell.

Rineanna · 22-05-2008 8:56pm

Go go gadget botox is into the final! (sweden)

Second Eurovision semi thread - Rate and Slate them

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