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Short Story

dvega · 2008-05-18 21:11:00

A Short Love Story A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. ...he in the upper bunk and…

18-05-2008 10:11PM

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dvega

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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. ...he in the upper bunk
and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke
the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own ****in blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

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#2 18-05-2008 11:09PM

Danno

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Class!

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