Horny in the office

Rare Man Fidlle

Okay, started this thread in the wrong place earlier, was directed here.

My query is does anyone else get wicked horny in the office? I get driven wild by skirts and legs all around the place, so much so that I have to go checking out upskirt videos on youtube and even a lot more hard core stuff......all this while sitting in the office (obviously I don't have anyone sitting behind me..!). But I reckon that having a raging hard on in work could be potentially a bad thing......

Anyone else suffer from 9-5 hardness? And girls, do you mind us lads checking out your lovely legs when they're on display, even trying to get a sneaky look up!??

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Rare Man Fidlle wrote: »

Okay, started this thread in the wrong place earlier, was directed here.

My query is does anyone else get wicked horny in the office? I get driven wild by skirts and legs all around the place, so much so that I have to go checking out upskirt videos on youtube and even a lot more hard core stuff......all this while sitting in the office (obviously I don't have anyone sitting behind me..!). But I reckon that having a raging hard on in work could be potentially a bad thing......

Anyone else suffer from 9-5 hardness? And girls, do you mind us lads checking out your lovely legs when they're on display, even trying to get a sneaky look up!??

Yeah .... cos I work with yore ma.

You should be careful what you're lookin at in work man.

edit: i meant what you look at on the interweb

super_furry

Riiiiight...........

Sherifu

Check the canteen for warm apple pie.

Adam

Wait, you see the women in your office and subsequently browse upskirt sites?? How is that helping?!

tribulus

Crack one out in the toilets...

Irish Halo

Ask the IT guys about the logs they keep of your surfing habits ....

Affable

tribulus wrote: »

Crack one out in the toilets...

I used to do that and felt so guilty/unprofessional.

Bet loads have done it though.

Duggy747

You ain't gonna be one of those office workers who end up keeping female co-worker's heads in your freezer now are you?

I just work with lad's so I'd be slightly worried if I got a rager.

Mr. Presentable

Irish Halo wrote: »

Ask the IT guys about the logs they keep of your surfing habits ....

Are you suggesting the OP's surfing habits are giving the IT guys a log?

MIN2511

Irish Halo wrote: »

Ask the IT guys about the logs they keep of your surfing habits ....

+1

Big brother is lurking

And OP to answer your question no we don't mind you checking out our legs but PLEASE DON'T LOOK UP OUR SKIRTS!!!!

Adam

MIN2511 wrote: »

+1

Big brother is lurking

And OP to answer your question no we don't mind you checking out our legs but PLEASE DON'T LOOK UP OUR SKIRTS!!!!

But the legs are like the foreplay. The upskirt moment is like.....SPLAT!! Finished.

derek27

Irish Halo wrote: »

Ask the IT guys about the logs they keep of your surfing habits ....

OP... you should take what Irish says here... I know people who have lost their jobs for browsing inappropriate sites when they are supposed to be working... if you work in a large company, they constantly keep an eye on who's surfing what and when, and they can get right back to you because of your log on session and even IP address.

Anyway, what you're experiencing isn't a bad thing at all... shows you've got a very healthy libido. The reason why it's getting to you now is simply because the great weather brings out a lot of skin, and consequently you get an eyeful of everyone that walks past you. I'm guessing that you're even looking at girls that you would never have considered sexy before in a whole new light, simply because they are wearing sleeveless tight tops and skirts. Happens with every bloke.

TerrorFirmer

Rare Man Fidlle wrote: »

Okay, started this thread in the wrong place earlier, was directed here.

My query is does anyone else get wicked horny in the office? I get driven wild by skirts and legs all around the place, so much so that I have to go checking out upskirt videos on youtube and even a lot more hard core stuff......all this while sitting in the office (obviously I don't have anyone sitting behind me..!). But I reckon that having a raging hard on in work could be potentially a bad thing......

Anyone else suffer from 9-5 hardness? And girls, do you mind us lads checking out your lovely legs when they're on display, even trying to get a sneaky look up!??

You are what girls generally refer to as a disgusting pervert, the office sleaze, the guy that feebly tries to initiate conversation at the cooler, the waft of stale sweat driving everyone away.

Overheal

nipplenuts wrote: »

Are you suggesting the OP's surfing habits are giving the IT guys a log?

lol

Duiske

Rare Man Fidlle wrote: »

But I reckon that having a raging hard on in work could be potentially a bad thing......

It is !!! Your bits will turn blue and fall off if you don't get relief fast. Actually, that may not be true, but pick the most gullible bird in the office and tell her your predicament. She may surprise you.

Edit :
Actually, you might wanna read this before taking my advice.

TerrorFirmer

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

You are what girls generally refer to as a disgusting pervert, the office sleaze, the guy that feebly tries to initiate conversation at the cooler, the waft of stale sweat driving everyone away.

Ooh, keep going baby, that's it...

Affable

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

You are what girls generally refer to as a disgusting pervert, the office sleaze, the guy that feebly tries to initiate conversation at the cooler, the waft of stale sweat driving everyone away.

Tad harsh. I mean, he's only admitting to his all to human desires.

MIN2511

+ 1,

very harsh TerrorFirmer....

I suppose he asked for it

AARRRGH

tribulus wrote: »

Crack one out in the toilets...

Urinal or sink?

zuchum

have a wubicle

(continuing the great tradition of replacing the start of any word with w,to mean a wah has taken place in said place. weve all had a few wairplanes in our time...right?

stevoman

OP i fell your pain (but thats all i feel)

Rare Man Fidlle

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

You are what girls generally refer to as a disgusting pervert, the office sleaze, the guy that feebly tries to initiate conversation at the cooler, the waft of stale sweat driving everyone away.

Well, I do not consider myself disgusting, maybe a little pervy alright, and I get on well with all the girls and DO NOT stink of stale sweat..! So thanks for your input :mad:

And Derek, cheers for that, but it's very seldom that I'd be on dodgey sites, only once and a while, and IT aren't getting any logs from me, I'm off the radar..!:cool:

tribulus

dublindude wrote: »

Urinal or sink?

I don't know I've never actually done that before! Nor worked in an office, nor worked with many females lol. I'd be leaning towards cubicle though rather than the other two. If forced to choose between the two though I reckon you could get away with a few final tugs at the urinal, people will just mistake you for having a troublesome zip or something.

Too much time on my hands.

solace

Heh. DNA Client.

zuchum

Rare Man Fidlle wrote: »

Well, I do not consider myself disgusting, maybe a little pervy alright, and I get on well with all the girls and DO NOT stink of stale sweat..! So thanks for your input :mad:

And Derek, cheers for that, but it's very seldom that I'd be on dodgey sites, only once and a while, and IT aren't getting any logs from me, I'm off the radar..!:cool:

I dont think your reputation will be helped in this by your Boards User name...

Irish Halo

Affable wrote: »

Tad harsh. I mean, he's only admitting to his all to human desires.

Yes but he surfs porn in the office ...

funk-you

tribulus wrote: »

Crack one out in the toilets...

OP don't be the sweaty guy with his hands under the desk. Everyone does notice.

-Funk

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sherifu wrote: »

Check the canteen for warm apple pie.

de5p0i1er

Cold shower in the morning.

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Rare Man Fidlle wrote: »

Okay, started this thread in the wrong place earlier, was directed here.

My query is does anyone else get wicked horny in the office? I get driven wild by skirts and legs all around the place, so much so that I have to go checking out upskirt videos on youtube and even a lot more hard core stuff......all this while sitting in the office (obviously I don't have anyone sitting behind me..!). But I reckon that having a raging hard on in work could be potentially a bad thing......

Anyone else suffer from 9-5 hardness? And girls, do you mind us lads checking out your lovely legs when they're on display, even trying to get a sneaky look up!??

Unfortunately OP, your thread doesn't seem to be rising to the occasion

truecrippler

Put some graffiti in the toilets. e.g.

Rare Man "10 Inch" Fidlle and sign it: "management". Might get some people talking and get some fine ladies to sort out your horn.

kowloon

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

You are what girls generally refer to as a disgusting pervert, the office sleaze, the guy that feebly tries to initiate conversation at the cooler, the waft of stale sweat driving everyone away.

I'd back of Terror, you might end up as a Freezerhead too

Rb

If women don't want people looking up their skirts, then *maybe* they should wear something longer?

Anyone in a short skirt who reacts badly when they catch you having a peek is a pr1ck tease and knows exactly what they're at.

tribulus

rb_ie wrote: »

If women don't want people looking up their skirts, then *maybe* they should wear something longer?

Anyone in a short skirt who reacts badly when they catch you having a peek is a pr1ck tease and knows exactly what they're at.

The can has just been opened again!

//Predicts a 10 page thread in a matter of hours

whiskeyman

zuchum wrote: »

have a wubicle

(continuing the great tradition of replacing the start of any word with w,to mean a wah has taken place in said place. weve all had a few wairplanes in our time...right?

Wore Ma!!!

AARRRGH

This thread has reminded me of a story.

I used to work in an office where I could see someone was slowly making a glory hole between two of the cubicles.

There were only about 20 of us in the company...

Rb

tribulus wrote: »

The can has just been opened again!

//Predicts a 10 page thread in a matter of hours

Heh.

ciotog

Why hasn't this kicked off yet?

tribulus

People are too scared of Rb_ie.

Or they know deep down that it's the truth...

//*now* waits in anticipation

SV

It is the truth..

If you don't want it looked at then cover it up..no right to complain!

_blank_

Same as women who complain when a bloke is staring at her chest instead of looking her in the eye while talking to her.

***Newsflash ladies***

If you are going to flaunt them, they are going to be looked at. Your own fault tbh.

livEwirE

Agree 100% with that mate!

Aisling(",)

op carry aroud a picture of mary hearny.
hopefully it should help cool your desires.
if it makes them worse then you are one sick puppy!

tribulus

Aisling(",) wrote: »

op carry aroud a picture of mary hearny.
hopefully it should help cool your desires.
if it makes them worse then you are one sick puppy!

Hahahah //tips hat

kowloon

Aisling(",) wrote: »

op carry aroud a picture of mary hearny.
hopefully it should help cool your desires.
if it makes them worse then you are one sick puppy!

Forget office hours, The Harney would ruin ye for life so it would.

GrumPy

DesF wrote: »

If you are going to flaunt them, they are going to be looked at. Your own fault tbh.

Yep, women are plain retarded if they are offended if there bobbies are getting too much attention. Dont show them off then!

Rhyme

Aisling(",) wrote: »

op carry aroud a picture of mary hearny.
hopefully it should help cool your desires.
if it makes them worse then you are one sick puppy!

"Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

Keano

My current employers employ nothing but mingers.

Hairy armpits are not uncommon.

Mr. CooL ICE

Trenchcoats ftw.


Which is worse; wearing a trenchcoat in the summer, or being caught whacking off in your office?

tinkletoes

GrumPy wrote: »

Yep, women are plain retarded if they are offended if there bobbies are getting too much attention. Dont show them off then!

Typical BOY opinion!!! I'm a double d and you try wearing a tshirt or string top that doesn't 'show them off.' Especially coming into the summer why should I have to wear heavy unflattering tops at work so little boys like you don't get all hot under the collar!!! Grow up!!!:eek: