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Sex or Shopping?

  • 01-05-2008 7:51pm
    #1
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy




    Ladies, If you had the choice, which would it be..

    Sex all afternoon with a very attentive man..

    or

    Shopping after winning 2k on say bingo/lotto/raffle ticket

    Pick one!


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  • #2
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    go somewhere with 24hr shops. Win Win. :p


  • #3
    Layton Old Chip
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Layton Old Chip


    i hate shopping but 2k could buy me stuff that would last a long time. so shopping =(


  • #4
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Shopping of course! You can buy stuff that will last a lifetime! (or at least until next season)

    I know memories are meant to last a lifetime, but I have a very bad memory!


  • #5
    Cmol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Cmol


    ooo I choose shopping :D
    heh heh does that make me sad??


  • #6
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Hmmm - see I can't stand shopping..... but 2k... I could buy some cool things....
    oooooor.... a nice man... wait.. if it's just a random man then I choose shopping.
    If twere my boyfriend, lol, if I *had* one... I might go with spending the day with him.

    Oh! orrrr.... how bout the two of us do a nice quick morning shop - few cool things - then the rest of the day having fun ;)


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  • #7
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    star-pants wrote: »
    Hmmm - see I can't stand shopping..... but 2k... I could buy some cool things....
    oooooor.... a nice man... wait.. if it's just a random man then I choose shopping.
    If twere my boyfriend, lol, if I *had* one... I might go with spending the day with him.

    Oh! orrrr.... how bout the two of us do a nice quick morning shop - few cool things - then the rest of the day having fun ;)

    Soooooo Greedy!


  • #8
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    I love sex, I HATE shopping, no contest really! :D


  • #9
    SheRa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SheRa


    looptheloop wrote: »
    Ladies, If you had the choice, which would it be..

    Sex all afternoon with a very attentive man..

    or

    Shopping after winning 2k on say bingo/lotto/raffle ticket

    Pick one!

    Sex. But he shouldnt just be attentive, he has to be a riiiide too (said in my best dublin accent:D)

    I think if anyone picks shopping they either (a) have great sex on a regular basis anyway and the shopping would be more of a novelty ;) or (b) they havent had great sex yet:eek:.

    So ladies which is it??


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Shopping because I need a man to be more than attentive...


  • #11
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    looptheloop wrote: »
    Soooooo Greedy!

    lol - ok - if I had a boyfriend then I'd rather spend the day with him


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  • #12
    SheRa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭SheRa


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Shopping because I need a man to be more than attentive...

    I said that he had to be a riide, but I want to qualify that by saying that he has to be attentive, a riide and there has to be chemistry there.
    Moi greedy:o??


  • #13
    jellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,503 ✭✭✭✭jellie


    can lock my bf in the bedroom for the afternoon anytime but how often am i given 2k to go shopping? hmmm NEVER. i pick shopping!

    now when do i get my money? :)


  • #14
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    star-pants wrote: »
    Hmmm - see I can't stand shopping..... but 2k... I could buy some cool things....
    oooooor.... a nice man... wait.. if it's just a random man then I choose shopping.
    If twere my boyfriend, lol, if I *had* one... I might go with spending the day with him.

    Oh! orrrr.... how bout the two of us do a nice quick morning shop - few cool things - then the rest of the day having fun ;)

    I have to say if I was the BF I would say go out buy me something nice with some of the money and then just have thank you for the present sex later on, everyone wins:D


  • #15
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    jsb wrote: »
    I have to say if I was the BF I would say go out buy me something nice with some of the money and then just have thank you for the present sex later on, everyone wins:D

    ooooooh that's a good one - I like that! heehee


  • #16
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    looptheloop wrote: »
    Ladies, If you had the choice, which would it be..

    Sex all afternoon with a very attentive man..

    or

    Shopping with 2k on a credit card

    Pick one!

    You absolute sadist! :eek:

    He could be working on down below while I balance my laptop on my boobs and shop away? :pac:


  • #17
    Lil' Smiler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    I'd go for the sex..because when he's being attentive it's better than anything!!

    And typically what happens when i have money to blow and i decide to go shopping... i can't find anything i like!!


  • #18
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Abigayle wrote: »

    He could be working on down below while I balance my laptop on my boobs and shop away? :pac:

    Now thats what I call Multi-tasking :D


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055104388

    I started this also a while ago

    I wonder should i bump a few of my old threads to be moved here

    Rent a hotel room and sex the day away:)


  • #20
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Its what we do best isnt it? ;)


    Actually I might have to retract my previous choice. If you think about it really. This is just one afternoon right? You could always pick this baby up for your two grand and not leave the house for a month.

    ;)


  • #21
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I hate shopping, but 2k is a lot of money, so online shopping from bed would get my vote.:D


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I think we have a winner.


  • #23
    DJ_Spider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping! I would go with telling the wimmin to get a new wii, then showing her how to use the 'new' game......wii sex! LOL :D


  • #24
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    +1 for the online shopping in bed!! :D


  • #25
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    im torn! if you could *only* spend the 2k that afternoon... *zooom*

    that's not the kinda money to turn down.


  • #26
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Sex while shopping? Anyone?


  • #27
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Shopping in a sex shop...


  • #28
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Spend the 2k on sex?




    (PM) :D:D:D


  • #29
    Susannahmia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    looptheloop wrote: »
    Ladies, If you had the choice, which would it be..

    Sex all afternoon with a very attentive man..

    or

    Shopping after winning 2k on say bingo/lotto/raffle ticket

    Pick one!

    Shopping wins hands down!:pac:


  • #30
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    I love sex, I HATE shopping, no contest really! :D

    Ditto and really 2grand I would have that spent on a new pc rig in under 3 mins.


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  • #31
    Velvet Vocals
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Velvet Vocals


    Ladies,ladies,ladies.... we're girls.... we can get sex at the drop of a hat. As Jerry Seinfeld says, Its like trash collection, everytime we put some junk outside the door, a guy in a jump suit is going to pick it up.
    But how often do you get a 2k shopping spree.... come on. It has to be the shopping and sure when we get home... someone will sort us out:)


  • #32
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I hate shopping, esp clothes shopping and 2 grand is easily spent on non clothes shopping or on coture
    and if we are talking coture 2 grand is not going to net me that much
    so really as going in and out of clothes shops is my idea of hell I'll take the sex please.


  • #33
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    There is a play called Shopping and Fucking...

    03-shopping.jpg


  • #34
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Does that involve some type of sling to enable hands free walk around sex, whilst flicking through stuff on the shelves?

    /me is an engineer, and is now looking into modifying a bungee-sex swing for this purpose.

    Actually no, why would I, as it would end up in shops, which are evil.


  • #35
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Ah come on ladys, imagine trying to online shop while he is exlporing your nether regions..

    You would end up with all sorts of shit arriving at the house.

    I said an 'attentive lover'... Not the type where you could be reading a womans own behind his head while he's on the job without him knowing:p


  • #36
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Online shopping between session..:D


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  • #37
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Shopping doesn't end in disappointment!


  • #38
    djfattony2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 725 ✭✭✭djfattony2000


    You girls like the word "attentive" don't ye


  • #39
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    They like the what? I wasn't paying attention! :D


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    humanji wrote: »
    Shopping doesn't end in disappointment!

    It does if you had a large whopper meal after said shopping. They dont fits anymorez :(

    And for the record, I came up with the shopping while shagging idea :P

    /sticks nose in the air.


  • #41
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Sex. As I have yet to orgasm from shopping.


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  • #42
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    KtK wrote: »
    Sex. As I have yet to orgasm from shopping.

    Where the hell have you been shopping? :/


    /taps foot.


  • #43
    Seraphina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    sex

    sure you've won the money, its not going anywhere... you can spend it the next day when you've worn the man out! :D


  • #44
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    KtK wrote: »
    Sex. As I have yet to orgasm from shopping.

    Get yourself down to Warehouse then, that might change!

    Seraphina wrote: »
    sex

    sure you've won the money, its not going anywhere... you can spend it the next day when you've worn the man out! :D

    The rules in this ridiculous fantasy are that if the money isn't spent that day you loose it:D


  • #45
    Weidii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Weidii


    Shopping is meh and men are bleh, but that's definately enough money to tempt me into a spending spree!


  • #46
    ash xxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭ash xxx


    Hmm, thats an easy one, has to be the sex and I assume from the word attentive that there would be orgasms a plenty to be had. There really is no contest.


  • #47
    rediguana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    I'm male. I like opera (a bit), pampering, cute animals. But shopping is the most tedious activity ever. Anyone who prefers it to hardcore adult fun is deluded.


  • #48
    cuckoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,945 ✭✭✭cuckoo


    How attentive? i need clarification before i make my final decision.


  • #49
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    cuckoo wrote: »
    How attentive? i need clarification before i make my final decision.

    I assume so attentive you have to be scraped off the ceiling after; but dont let it sway you.

    You could buy attentive sex, clothes, and enough for a bottle of vodka for that money.

    /Shakes fist at LTL

    Oooh the trickery.


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