favourite film quotes!

aliqueenb

sure there is prob one of these already but too lazy to look so as the title suggests what are all ye goys favourite film quotes!?

FruitLover

Charter says nooo

aliqueenb

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Black Swan

"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" May West (can't remember the name of this old film).

"It's not the age babe, it's the mileage." Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Lost Arc.

challengemaster

Trinity: Neo, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man... the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you.
-- The Matrix (1999)

The Artist

clint eastwood "go ahead make my day"

Umbrella Corp

We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws

The Artist

Terminator: "i'l be back":pac:

Black Swan

Oh, I remember another... "Lion in Winter"

Peter O'Toole (as king) and Catherine Hepburn (as queen), just after she tried to overthrow him as king, but failed again, were screaming at the top of their lungs at each other. He storms off in a white rage, while she allows herself to lean against a wall, slipping to the floor to sit. Turns to the cam and says in a now relaxed voice, "Every family has it's problems."

applehunter

challengemaster wrote: »

Trinity: Neo, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man... the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you.
-- The Matrix (1999)

GAY!!!

applehunter

"You could have been one of the greats, now look at yourself, you're not even a has-been, you're a never-was!"

Coach Riley to Gordon Bombay(Coach of the Mighty Ducks)

Photi

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Oh, I remember another... "Lion in Winter"

Peter O'Toole (as king) and Catherine Hepburn (as queen), just after she tried to overthrow him as king, but failed again, were screaming at the top of their lungs at each other. He storms off in a white rage, while she allows herself to lean against a wall, slipping to the floor to sit. Turns to the cam and says in a now relaxed voice, "Every family has it's problems."

Including knowing the difference between it's and its.

kerash

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fcuked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fcukin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

(Joe Pesci - Goodfellas)



Or,

WILSON!!!

(Tom Hanks - Cast Away)

Call Me Jimmy

"Gimme a pack of gum and I'll show ya how to chew it!" - Al Pacino in Glengarry Glenross

The Artist

simpsons "doh!"

Sqaull20

Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen

John Mason (The Rock)

Jesus Wept

challengemaster wrote: »

Trinity: Neo, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man... the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you.
-- The Matrix (1999)

Reminds you of Randyshorthorn?

Black Swan

Photi wrote: »

Including knowing the difference between it's and its.

You are correct regarding my spelling. I suppose you are letter perfect in everything that you write? "It must be wonderful being you..."*



*Cannot remember the film title for this quote.

The Artist

Gone with the wind "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Sherifu

The Godfather

Don Corleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

Umbrella Corp

In space no one can hear you scream - Alien.

challengemaster

The-Rigger wrote: »

Reminds you of Randyshorthorn?

not quite! There's another quote from the matrix series that I can't seem to find.. Where Neo has to kiss someone as passionatly as he would Trinity to get info..

Also I could list 100 quotes from Romeo & Juilet...

mathias

" All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the **** out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious." "

Steve Martin talking to a pidgeon in Dead men dont wear plaid.

Creamy Goodness

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in ****!

Gary - Team America

challengemaster

Bumblebee, stop lubricating the human!
- transformers

Black Swan

challengemaster wrote: »

not quite! There's another quote from the matrix series that I can't seem to find.. Where Neo has to kiss someone as passionatly as he would Trinity to get info..

Matrix Reloaded... g/f of the Frenchman... "It's just a kiss."**









**Oh my gods, did I spell "It's" right in this quote? Where's the oxygen! No, better yet, the Guinness, cause it's hot outside.

challengemaster

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Matrix Reloaded... g/f of the Frenchman... "It's just a kiss."**

Ah yes.. That'd be it!

Pigman II

"I've got a Bad Feeling about this!"
- ObI-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

"I've got a Bad Feeling about this!"
- Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

"I've got a Bad Feeling about this!"
- Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

"I have a very Bad Feeling about this!"
- Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

"I got a Bad Feeling about this!"
- Han Solo, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

"I have a very Bad Feeling about this!"
- Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

"I've got a Bad Feeling about this!"
- C3Po, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Duggy747

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

Fistfull of Dollars, always brings a smile to my face. I especially love how he says it with that grimace.

faceman

Karl must be on holiday....

Karl Hungus

faceman wrote: »

Karl must be on holiday....

Vic Vinegar

applehunter wrote: »

GAY!!!

Damn right!!

aliqueenb

applehunter wrote: »

GAY!!!

i liked the quote the person mentioned that you didn't like, boo you whore!

aliqueenb

lol you like star wars no?

Pigman II

no

aliqueenb

you obviously watched it though ha, i don't think i've ever watched one full one.

Pigman II

ha, no i didn't. I just read the six screenplays from start to finished and imagined the rest myself.

keefg

Luke.......I am your father!

The Artist

"Houston - we have a problem." Appolo 13

Nolanger

"Bloody Americans, they've even managed to vulgarise ice cream".

The Artist

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Planet of the apes:cool:

ivanthehunter

Theres two types of men in this world!

those with loaded guns
and those that dig:eek:

The good the bad and the ugly:cool:




They mostly come out at night!............mostly!!!!!!

Aliens:cool:

fluffyVW

Steve the Pirate: Yarr, I be the dread pirate Steve!

White Goodman: Get off of me, don't you touch me. It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!
- both from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f**k a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
- Pulp Fiction

Stuntman Mike: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
- Death Proof

Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
- No Country For Old Men (My all time favourite movie!!!)

Jeff Bebe: It's okay! I'm easy to forget! Just leave me behind! I'm only the f**king lead singer!
- Almost Famous

There's so many!!! :eek::eek::eek: I couldn't post them all here!!!

Seeker

"Yeah but im really wired. How about I take you home and eat your ***** "

Shark Attack 3

The Artist

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
Taxi robert de niro

aliqueenb

davey180 wrote: »

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"
Taxi robert de niro

i always wondered what that was from.

'Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. '

mean girls baby!

Pride Fighter

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, only I'm all out of bubblegum- They Live
I know what your thinking, did I shoot six shots or only five, In all this excitement I have lost track myself- Dirty Harry
When a guy is trying to rape someone I say shoot the bastard.......what makes you think he was going to rape her..... when a man is naked armed with a butcher life I figure he is not collecting for the red cross........he has a point-Dirty Harry
Killian, I'll be back........only in a rerun-the running man
I hope you leave enough room for my fist cause I'm going to ram it through your stomach and twist your god damn spine-I forget, its Arnie anyway

bnt

From The Princess Bride:

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

The Artist

aliqueenb wrote: »

i always wondered what that was from.

'Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears. '

mean girls baby!

ah you thought i was TALKING TO YOU!:rolleyes:

The Artist

MADNESS MADNESS
the bridge on the river kwai.

aliqueenb

oh a joke, i get jokes