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Your favorite table ???

  • 23-04-2008 12:58am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭


    If you could pick a 10 handed table with anyone in the world who would it be and why ??? Oh and they can be dead or alive for this activity ;)

    Seat 1. Osama Bin Laden - I heard he's been practising up in them caves
    Seat 2. George "Dubya" Bush - Some serious blind steals and resteals going on there
    Seat 3. Richard Prior - For the fun part of the game
    Seat 4. Bob Kelso from Scrubs - Old school poker player
    Seat 5. Tony G - He'd have Osama on monkey tilt and probably make him announce a holy war on australia
    Seat 6. Michael Collins - Historical values
    Seat 7. Me, My favourite seat, plus I'd have a good chat with the big fellah
    Seat 8. Alex Ferguson - Solely just to abuse him and steal his blinds on every possible occasion
    Seat 9. Prolly a wannabe hot shot boardsie
    Seat 10. Jamie Gold - Just to abuse him and let him donk off all his chips to me


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 571 ✭✭✭smoothcall


    id just want the queen of hearts to my right,, heard shes given away more fish fingers than captain birds eye


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    1 Hellmuth- Pure entertainment
    2 Requiem4adream- (should be good
    3 Hollllaments - action/banter there!!!)
    4 Jose Mourinho- For his great comments analogys and soul reading
    5 Roy Keane- great to watch him on tilt from mourinho on his left
    6 Myself- I have to be there...
    7 Jamie Gold- Easy money
    8 Negreanu- Great player to watch
    9 Tommy Tiernan- Sure why not
    10 Tony G- his abuse towards hellmuth is great to watch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    kimberly lansing. i'd hit it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,404 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    smoothcall wrote: »
    id just want the queen of hearts to my right,, heard shes given away more fish fingers than captain birds eye

    QFT - she's got a face like a painters radio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    SEAT 1 - VANESSA ROUSSO

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    SEAT 2 - SHANNON ELIZABETH

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    SEAT 3 - VERONIKA LARSEN

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    SEAT 4 - LIZ LIEU

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    SEAT 5 - CHANTEL McNULTY

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    SEAT 6 - JENNIFER LEIGH

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    SEAT 7 - JOANNA KRUPA

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    SEAT 8 - KELLY HU

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    SEAT 9 - ERICA SCHOENBERG

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    SEAT 10 - TINA WALLMAN

    Tina%20Wallman%203%20-%20Bankroll%20Backer.jpg

    AND CALLING THE ACTION WE HAVE....

    SHANA HIATT

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    BRANDI WILLIAMS

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    / thread


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭El Stuntman


    you never stuck up a pic of who you wanted to deal this table Tony!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    Flushdraw wrote: »

    SEAT 5 - CHANTEL McNULTY

    chantel-mcnutly-102.jpg

    surefire way to get aids


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    you never stuck up a pic of who you wanted to deal this table Tony!

    Hmm..its Dena, without a shadow of a doubt!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭The Istanbul


    Nice line-up: glad you had the sense to leave the little moustachied Dub out of it

    Flushdraw wrote: »
    SEAT 1 - VANESSA ROUSSO

    vanessa-rousso-17617.jpg

    SEAT 2 - SHANNON ELIZABETH

    ShannonEliza_Cohen_7975044.jpg

    SEAT 3 - VERONIKA LARSEN

    Veronika_Larsen__po_227463c.jpg

    SEAT 4 - LIZ LIEU

    liz_lieu_95.jpg

    SEAT 5 - CHANTEL McNULTY

    chantel-mcnutly-102.jpg

    SEAT 6 - JENNIFER LEIGH

    Jennicide_5.jpg

    SEAT 7 - JOANNA KRUPA

    joanna-krupa6.jpg

    SEAT 8 - KELLY HU

    KellyHu-poker.jpg

    SEAT 9 - ERICA SCHOENBERG

    erica_schoenberg.jpg

    SEAT 10 - TINA WALLMAN

    Tina%20Wallman%203%20-%20Bankroll%20Backer.jpg

    AND CALLING THE ACTION WE HAVE....

    SHANA HIATT

    Shana%20Hiatt4%20-%20Bankroll%20Backer.jpg

    BRANDI WILLIAMS

    brandi_williams_8.gif

    / thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    kimberly-lansing-2.jpg

    Rest don't come close


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    Mr.Plough wrote: »
    kimberly-lansing-2.jpg

    Rest don't come close

    You're so shallow...i picked my table based on poker ability..all ladies are fantastic players, have great game reading skills, can hold their own against most people...cheek of you thinking i only posted becasue they teh pretty ladies of teh pokah :pac: :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ryukobain


    she the one that does the cp videos?
    Mr.Plough wrote: »
    kimberly-lansing-2.jpg

    Rest don't come close


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,404 ✭✭✭Goodluck2me


    Please let me deal it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Gillybean72


    Flushdraw wrote: »
    You're so shallow...i picked my table based on poker ability..all ladies are fantastic players, have great game reading skills, can hold their own against most people...cheek of you thinking i only posted becasue they teh pretty ladies of teh pokah :pac: :pac:

    I think you missed a few Tony.. Smurph, myself, laura, Jools and Kat!!! :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,854 ✭✭✭zuutroy


    This thread pleases me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Pabloh


    Flushdraw wrote: »
    SEAT 1 - VANESSA ROUSSO

    vanessa-rousso-17617.jpg

    SEAT 2 - SHANNON ELIZABETH

    ShannonEliza_Cohen_7975044.jpg

    SEAT 3 - VERONIKA LARSEN

    Veronika_Larsen__po_227463c.jpg

    SEAT 4 - LIZ LIEU

    liz_lieu_95.jpg

    SEAT 5 - CHANTEL McNULTY

    chantel-mcnutly-102.jpg

    SEAT 6 - JENNIFER LEIGH

    Jennicide_5.jpg

    SEAT 7 - JOANNA KRUPA

    joanna-krupa6.jpg

    SEAT 8 - KELLY HU

    KellyHu-poker.jpg

    SEAT 9 - ERICA SCHOENBERG

    erica_schoenberg.jpg

    SEAT 10 - TINA WALLMAN

    Tina%20Wallman%203%20-%20Bankroll%20Backer.jpg

    AND CALLING THE ACTION WE HAVE....

    SHANA HIATT

    Shana%20Hiatt4%20-%20Bankroll%20Backer.jpg

    BRANDI WILLIAMS

    brandi_williams_8.gif

    / thread

    +1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭KINGofHEARTS


    lol @ flushdraw & pabloh...they forgot to put themselves on the table hehe

    guess they'll have to rail :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,693 ✭✭✭✭KevIRL


    thread delivers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,438 ✭✭✭jbravado


    Rousso is a bowler. That Schonberg punter would certailny get it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    I admire your taste Tony and furthermore your common sense.

    Sit with a table full of men or women...which shall it be......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    I would hate to play at the table selected by Tony, you get knocked out and you just sit there slowly going red as everyone looks at you to leave , you sit there coughing politely and looking into space and hoping things calm down *ahem down there ahem*..., ..then Veronica Larsen simles looks at you.........I'LL STAND UP IN A MINUTE OKAY.....someone give me a glass of water........

    .and women think it's hard to walk in high heals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭SIDESHOW BOBs


    did that wallman bird do the advert for fitzpatricks lmerick, cant quite put my finger on it.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭strewelpeter


    YULETIRED wrote: »
    I would hate to play at the table selected by Tony, you get knocked out and you just sit there slowly going red as everyone looks at you to leave , you sit there coughing politely and looking into space and hoping things calm down *ahem down there ahem*..., ..then Veronica Larsen simles looks at you.........I'LL STAND UP IN A MINUTE OKAY.....someone give me a glass of water........

    .and women think it's hard to walk in high heals.

    FFS Willie, I've splurted coffee all over the place :D:pac::D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,187 ✭✭✭Flushdraw


    Please let me deal it.

    No probs Joe..Have the table designed and all...under the table cameras and the works..they wont be showing hole cards though :p
    I think you missed a few Tony.. Smurph, myself, laura, Jools and Kat!!! :pac::pac:

    Sorry about that Gill...I dont have any pictures of any of the boards babes so i couldn't put them up..ul nh wp :pac:
    lol @ flushdraw & pabloh...they forgot to put themselves on the table hehe

    Would you really want to see us 2 at the table instead of that totty! :p:p:p

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    YULETIRED wrote: »
    ..., ..then Veronica Larsen simles looks at you.........I'LL STAND UP IN A MINUTE OKAY.....someone give me a glass of water........

    .and women think it's hard to walk in high heals.

    LMAO Willie.....all us males can put ourselves in that spot :pac::D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭Glowingmind


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,771 ✭✭✭TommyGunne


    YULETIRED wrote: »
    I would hate to play at the table selected by Tony, you get knocked out and you just sit there slowly going red as everyone looks at you to leave , you sit there coughing politely and looking into space and hoping things calm down *ahem down there ahem*..., ..then Veronica Larsen simles looks at you.........I'LL STAND UP IN A MINUTE OKAY.....someone give me a glass of water........

    .and women think it's hard to walk in high heals.



    lol! quality


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭eoghan104


    surefire way to get aids
    Trip Report?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭ditpoker


    eoghan104 wrote: »
    Trip Report?

    .

    how have i missed this thread til now?!!?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    eoghan104 wrote: »
    Trip Report?

    shes just a skanky whore


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭ditpoker


    shes just a skanky whore

    but that can be a good thing too, right? :confused::p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    ditpoker wrote: »
    but that can be a good thing too, right? :confused::p
    i think being a skanky whore is always bad. being a skank can be good or bad depending on what you want and being a whore also can be good or bad but when you are both i think its always a bad thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,438 ✭✭✭jbravado


    More water.

    GENIUS. Well played.



    Skanky whores are obvioulsy tremendous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,438 ✭✭✭jbravado


    surefire way to get aids

    Also, gamble.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭ditpoker


    holllaments, she's clearly the best looking of the bunch though...

    anyone know the name of the blonde WPT presenter, around season 3 or 4??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    ditpoker wrote: »
    holllaments, she's clearly the best looking of the bunch though...

    anyone know the name of the blonde WPT presenter, around season 3 or 4??

    i dont think so. erica schoenberg is much hotter imo and probly veronika larsen too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭ditpoker


    joana krupa maybe... shanna hiatt too... this thread needs a poll!!

    i bet atari jaguar is HAWT!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭eoghan104


    shes just a skanky whore
    That just makes her even better looking! Take your chances IMO. How do you know all this anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,455 ✭✭✭✭eagle eye


    I'm with Flushdraw but I'd take out Chantel McNulty and replace her with Helen Chamberlain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,455 ✭✭✭✭eagle eye


    ditpoker wrote: »
    this thread needs a poll!!

    Lolzzzz


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭YULETIRED


    eagle eye wrote: »
    I'm with Flushdraw but I'd take out Chantel McNulty and replace her with Helen Chamberlain.


    She is as old as me , wtf?.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,438 ✭✭✭jbravado


    eagle eye wrote: »
    I'm with Flushdraw but I'd take out Chantel McNulty and replace her with Helen Chamberlain.

    Level?McNulty is the business.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    ditpoker wrote: »

    anyone know the name of the blonde WPT presenter, around season 3 or 4??

    Season 1-3 it was shana hiatt

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    Season 4 was Courtney Friel:

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    Season 5 was Sabina Gadecki:
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    Season 6 are Layla Keyleigh and Kimberly Lansing
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    heres a little something for the ladies....
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,455 ✭✭✭✭eagle eye


    YULETIRED wrote: »
    She is as old as me , wtf?.:eek:

    I dunno how to put up pics like the other guys, can anyone tell me and I'll put up one of Helen Chamberlain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭HoLLLLLaments


    eagle eye wrote: »
    I dunno how to put up pics like the other guys, can anyone tell me and I'll put up one of Helen Chamberlain.

    helenchamberlain280x390.jpgHelenChamberlain_548216.jpghchamberlain3.jpg83697.jpg


    no way in a million years that she is hotter than chantel, whore or no whore. maybe if chantel lost a limb or something but even then it would be close


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    chamberlain is a dog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,860 ✭✭✭ditpoker


    Season 5 was Sabina Gadecki:
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    Sabina2.jpg

    Season 6 are Layla Keyleigh and Kimberly Lansing
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    46b5a1f8b5fa0_mid.jpgviewPhoto.php?fileID=21lansing_kimberly.jpg

    Sabina Gadecki <---- thats the one i was looking for, though kimberly lansing is pretty tasty...

    MODS.. make with the poll already!! come on!! what are we not paying you for!? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,600 ✭✭✭roryc


    I came on here expecting a debate on tables... oh well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭SIDESHOW BOBs


    :pac:kualitee beours all round:pac::pac::pac::pac:


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