What would you do?

funk-you

So most people work away doing whatever it is we do. Some people are lucky enough to be 'living the dream' by getting paid for their dream job. To all those people, i hate you:pac:. Anyway, to everyone else. If money wasn't a factor what would you do for a job to keep you entertained?

Myself i'd open a small cafe with a music venue upstairs and have good underground bands that i've personally vetted. Maybe have a musical instrument store with high quality, rare equipment. For all of these the attention to detail and feeling of quality would be the most important thing.

What would you do? Farmer? Street busker? lawyer? Hooker?

-Funk

helimachoptor

US Special Forces all the way!

Failing that an ER doc with lots of blood and gore, bad for the patient but good for me!

CountingCrows

Read the news, just like my hero - Ron Burgundy

Tigger

i own my own business which is nice its quiet and profitable so i like

i would however like to be a rally driver

biko

Leader of a cross-science think tank.

Maximilian

I'd love to have my very own little café/abortion clinic. The finest coffee the world has to offer coupled with a first-class pregnancy termination service.

Tigger

Maximilian wrote: »

I'd love to have my very own little café/abortion clinic. The finest coffee the world has to offer coupled with a first-class pregnancy termination service.

seems repetitive how about a wine bar/abortion clinic

Maximilian

rbd wrote: »

seems repetitive how about a wine bar/abortion clinic

I really don't think its a good idea for pregnant women to drink.

MCMLXXXIII

Become a politician


(A good one)

Wossack

I'd be a food critic

using a simple thumbs up/thumbs down and 'meh' system. Means I wouldnt actually have to do any real work. Maybe later on branching out to other fields... like cinema critic, high court judge, or gynecologist

Burnt Toast

Professional footballer, f1 driver, helicopter pilot.

Might give the last one a go, if i can save up some money.

Corega

Pfft, Catholic church/Abortion clinic would be much more satisfying.

monkeyfudge

I want to be a monkey!

Pighead

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I want to be a monkey!

A Self sufficient jungle monkey or somebodies pet?

CountingCrows

Maybe a helper monkey like Mojo?

Loopy

I would open a really classy Nightclub in town and I would stand at the door the first few nites (Im sure Id get pretty bored of it) and get great pleasure in saying 'Sorry not Tonight' to any Irish celebs I dislike..

Wossack

monkey butler?

whiskeyman

Wossack wrote: »

using a simple thumbs up system

Wossack wrote: »

gynecologist

:pac:

monkeyfudge

CountingCrows wrote: »

Maybe a helper monkey like Mojo?

More so the Mojo from the Powerpuff Girls.

I could live in a Volcano Top Observatory.

Of course there is always Monkey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkNAcXWB9LQ

whiskey&rum

Hitman - Any Questions?

CountingCrows

Wossack wrote: »

monkey butler?

Monkeys can be limo drivers but butlers - that's just silly.

ScumLord

I'd open a pub that's a proper public house and not totally geared to selling drink. There would also be a hostel attached to ensure a steady stream of foreign birds.

I like the idea of racing cars, anything from rally cars to F1 but I reckon there's a **** load of work involved in them jobs. My attention span wouldn't hold long enough to be any good at it.

CountingCrows

whiskey&rum wrote: »

Hitman - Any Questions?

How much for a head shot?

Keano

MCMLXXXIII wrote: »

Become a politician


(A good one)

+1 Dont know about being a good one though as I imagine telling the truth would in fact ruin your career!

Clink

I'd be a high class hooker.

Wossack

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Of course there is always Monkey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkNAcXWB9LQ

:eek:

Holy heck! Not seen the opening credits before - old tv is just flat out crazy

Be a hipster living in Williamsburg in Brooklyn just trying to make it with my band.Love that area.

MCMLXXXIII

Keano A Legend wrote: »

+1 Dont know about being a good one though as I imagine telling the truth would in fact ruin your career!

No way, Keano...I would be totaly up front about using cocaine and my prostitution habits!

Steyr

Harrier pilot.

Ross_Mahon

I would like a job that i work for myself, something that involves travelling to different places everday.

Loomis

Professional footballer

le sigh

Overheal

Definitely a Navy Pilot.

Jigsaw

I would get intensive guitar tuition from Joe Satriani and then form a supergroup with him, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, Brian May etc etc and tour the world and spend my nights drinking Jack Daniels and snorting coke of some model's a$$hole.

Ruu_Old

Weather man. *uses clicker and winks* Bah-bye now.

The D.C Swan

cookie monster

stevoman

Id like to be a porn star. there i said it! :pac:

Ross_Mahon

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I would like a job that i work for myself, something that involves travelling to different places everday.

A taxi driver?

faceman

these threads are regular now!

Film maker for me

Failing that...

Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
"I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
"No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.

armour87

a High Court Judge

PurplePrincess

Navy Pilot sounds deadly but I'd settle for just commercial pilot. Failing that I'd be a chocolate taster in Cadburys

punchestown

A bookmaker standing on Derby night at Shelbourne Park and all the big horse racing festivals through the year!

SV

Performance car tester at the nurburgring

Caoimhín

Totalitarian Dictator.

RSHC

stevoman wrote: »

Id like to be a porn star. there i said it! :pac:

+1!!! Porn star!!!!!

phantom_lord

a job as one of the guys that hold up the signs on grafton street. oh how i envy them.

Xavi6

Kinda already doing it, just not in the right area. Sports journalist FTW

orestes

phantom_lord wrote: »

a job as one of the guys that hold up the signs on grafton street. oh how i envy them.

Don't laugh man, I do that in Temple Bar. It pays the bills, and I would rather do that than sit in an office for eight or nine hours a day.

My other job is running pub-crawls for backpackers, so I literally get paid to go on the p!ss with tourists. Not a bad way to make a few quid.

All in all, it's pretty decent. I don't get out of bed before noon and I make enough to keep myself going, pretty much all I need really.

But if money wasn't an option and I could do whatever I wanted, I'd open a comedy club and pay through the nose to have performers I love play at it every week, I'd be happy with that!

Crumble Froo

id get fit and be a surf/canoe/rock climbing instructor by day.

run a metal bar by night.

Brint

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I want to be a monkey!

Okay - we get the joke already: your avatar is a monkey, your sig has a monkey, your username has monkey in it, and in all your KYN photos you're holding a monkey or referencing a monkey (to imply you live it 24/7) - and your dream job is to be a monkey - we get the joke, so short of screaming "look at me, I'm hilarious & kooky" you can rest assured we all get your joke now.

Damn students...

Crumble Froo

Brint wrote: »

Okay - we get the joke already: your avatar is a monkey, your sig has a monkey, your username has monkey in it, and in all your KYN photos you're holding a monkey or referencing a monkey (to imply you live it 24/7) - and your dream job is to be a monkey - we get the joke, so short of screaming "look at me, I'm hilarious & kooky" you can rest assured we all get your joke now.

Damn students...

lol

Sherifu

Some sort of pilot maybe.