What do you hate about yourself..

Peared

but would never admit to real life peoples who matter?

Do you try to hide whatever it is, and do you think you get away with it?

bronte

I'm rubbish at cooking.
Trying to get better.
I don't get away with it, my close friends (a lot of them male) berate me for it, and are delighted when I learn something new

Mr. CooL ICE

I like wearing wimmins underwear. Nobody has caught me yet!



Plenty of things that I secretly hate about myself, but I'm not gonna divulge them here! But I do have a terrible work ethic (50-page report due tomorrow, and I'm only on page 7 now) and always have. Its not something I can work on, cos I'm too damn lazy

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Procrastinating and spening too much time on the net. Especially at work.

Do I get away with it? Well, the boss knows and I get the work done, so he's happy and doesn't care, so I don't know if that counts.

Riddle101

What i hate about myself? I hate the fact that i'm too damn quite and very shy

anniehoo

I analyse everything and worry too much...waste of time but have come to appreciate Pigheads 3rd person approach and put all the blame on someone else..ehh..thats myself...err..analysing again

Overheal

Im a terrible procrastinator. I've been sleeping in filth for a month cos I'm too lazy to clean my room.

bluto63

Riddle101 wrote: »

What i hate about myself? I hate the fact that i'm too damn quite and very shy

+1 And I'm easily distracted

phantom_lord

too lazy

berliner

I hate being so damn handsome because women are always after me.Sometimes i wish i was ugly like the rest of boards posters.no offence!:cool:

anniehoo

berliner wrote: »

no offence!:cool:

Offence taken

berliner

anniehoo wrote: »

Offence taken

Sorry you're ugly...i'll send you a brown paper bag with the eyes cut out and a little mouth to drink your nice cup of tea.:D

Creamy Goodness

not being able to talk small talk, it makes me come across as a complete arrogant ****er.

phantom_lord

Cremo wrote: »

not being able to talk small talk, it makes me come across as a complete arrogant ****er.

oh yeah. me too. so pointless tho, can't be bothered.

Sangre

i hate that the only validation i can get from reality is when i cut myself. i need to feel pain just to convince myself i can feel at all. it jerks me back from the empty, voidless exitence that continually haunts me.

i also hate that my hair isn't black.

That I am so Machiavellian.

starlight07

eeeem my flegs (fat-legs)

Schism

bluto63 wrote: »

+1 And I'm easily distracted

I'll add to that, I've been asked on quite a few occasion's if I have ADD.

I can never start things either, but once I do start them I have to do them right.
I guess I'm pretty lazy too, but most people are somewhat lazy imo.

Sangre

What's ADD stand for?


Attention Deficit LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

Mixedup

Overheal wrote: »

Im a terrible procrastinator. I've been sleeping in filth for a month cos I'm too lazy to clean my room.

meet your sister! the very thought of cleaning my room makes me want to go for a sleep!

FlutterinBantam

Whenever I dump a load in the clugger I always forget to flush.

Must be a water conservation or marking territory phobia or sommat.

It's worse in a friends house when you abandon a real palhoofa there and leave her lie.

I hate myself for it.:mad:

Irishcrx

My teeth, have really weak teeth and need serious work done on them, unfortunatly it costs alot of money to fix them the way I want..

6th

Sometimes I'm too great, it puts presume on me to up my awsomeness on a daily basis.

calahans

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Whenever I dump a load in the clugger I always forget to flush.

Must be a water conservation or marking territory phobia or sommat.

It's worse in a friends house when you abandon a real palhoofa there and leave her lie.

I hate myself for it.:mad:

Sure this is a joke? Where you brought up in the wilderness by apes?

John Mason

calahans wrote: »

Sure this is a joke? Where you brought up in the wilderness by apes?

oh course he is being serious - this is the internet, it's all serious

I hate the Sarcastic tones of my posts, they make me sound like a total bitch.............err..........actually..........

Irish Halo

calahans wrote: »

Sure this is a joke? Where you brought up in the wilderness by apes?

Yes it is a joke he usually just puts it in the cistern, no need to remember to flush and none of the embarrassment of leaving it out in the open.

easyontheeye

being only 5 7'/8'

JohnCleary

I work too hard
Once I start a task, I won't stop until it's done
I'm a perfectionist

....

Give me a job

Spud83

6th wrote: »

Sometimes I'm too great, it puts presume on me to up my awsomeness on a daily basis.

So great you can not form a proper sentence or spell correctly. Its awesomeness, and I presume you meant pressure instead of presume.;)

I hate how I have to point out other peoples mistakes.

flo8s967qjh0nd

em,

I can't make small talk.

eh, thats it.

blah

I'm easily distracted and never finish anyth

Susannahmia

I procrastinate to such an extent that I torture and undermine myself.

I am very shy, especially in group situations and with small talk.

A bit obsessive.

I can be very impatient with my mother.

But overall I like myself.:)

FlutterinBantam

Irish Halo wrote: »

Yes it is a joke he usually just puts it in the cistern, no need to remember to flush and none of the embarrassment of leaving it out in the open.

Top decking is for special occasions Neasan:cool:

Burnt Toast

My huge cock, it's not even practical..

javaboy

Burnt Toast wrote: »

My huge cock, it's not even practical..

34 posts for this to eventually surface. I'm shocked but a little encouraged.

Beerlao

my toenails grow back really quickly and i hate cutting them

BKtje

I find it difficult to initiate conversations with members of the opposite sex.
I don't hide the fact though my friends don't believe me when i tell them

chuci

im awful at maths.

Qwerty27

I dont know what a tracker mortgage is!!

Splinter

my inability to gain weight

Latchy

When my six numbers dont come up on the lotto ,i hate myself .

You fool * slaps self on face, *

Orizio

I procrastinate to such an extent that I torture and undermine myself.

I am very shy, especially in group situations and with small talk.

A bit obsessive.

I can be very impatient with my mother.

Hang, hang on, aren't you just mimicing me?

But overall I like myself.:)

Nah maybe not.

I'd be interest to hear Peared answer

I've thought about it and I don't have the level of insight required to hate something about myself.
Hate is a very strong word but the things I'm not happy about are situational. Like living in Ireland.

truecrippler

My tender young drink problem that I developed ever since I started college :P.

Caoimhín

Im a complete asshole.

Peared

I hate that I can be completely shallow sometimes, recognise it, and not care.

In fact revel in it.

Whats that sound ?*cups hand to ear*

Aha its Moonbaby galloping up on her trusty steed with weapons of mass disagreement

PlayGirl

Overheal wrote: »

Im a terrible procrastinator. I've been sleeping in filth for a month cos I'm too lazy to clean my room.

+1 .. cleaned it yesterday, its great .. will definitely be a tip by next week though, just 'cause im too lazy to put things away.. the floor is so much handier

Cremo wrote: »

not being able to talk small talk, it makes me come across as a complete arrogant ****er.

+1.. hate it

scoot on

I hate the fact that I have scars on my back from surgery when I was younger.

Totally shallow, but still...

Dragan

When i get down i tend to retreat into myself and cut people off.

That annoys the **** out of me.

Riddle101

Dragan wrote: »

When i get down i tend to retreat into myself and cut people off.

That annoys the **** out of me.

I'm like that as well, i keep my distance from people and that usually leads to me going for long walks

GrumPy

procrastination +1!

tbh, I'd imagine most people who post on the internet are in some way ALL at least mildly procrastinatory.