Lets bash snobs

KingOfFairview

I dont like Kevin Myers. rich people are bad etc..

MikeHoncho

Il buy your silence on this matter. Good sir.

Adam

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I dont like Kevin Myers. rich people are bad etc..

Are snobs people who don't live in Fairview? Define snob.

KingOfFairview

Mirror wrote: »

Are snobs people who don't live in Fairview? Define snob.

anyone who dosent live in Fairview. so sick of those aristocrats form East Wall, Summerhill, Ballyer etc looking down on us from their Zeppelins

Beanstalk

Does anyone actually read Myer's articles? I always try my best to skip them, I think he's a classic example of an over-educated idiot.

KingOfFairview

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Il buy your silence on this matter. Good sir.

done. 2c will do the job.

KingOfFairview

Beanstalk wrote: »

Does anyone actually read Myer's articles? I always try my best to skip them, I think he's a classic example of an over-educated idiot.

I see him as childishly antagonistic, he knows how to push peoples buttons very well, and knows exactly what will keep people reading his column. I doubt he believes half of what he prints.

MikeHoncho

KingOfFairview wrote: »

done. 2c will do the job.

Enough to feed your family for a week no doubt. I will send it via wire transfer in due course.

swingking

in before lock

KingOfFairview

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Enough to feed your family for a week no doubt. I will send it via wire transfer in due course.

Please send it by autogiro to the Prussian consulate in Siam

thelordofcheese

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Il buy your silence on this matter. Good sir.

Sir, I put it to you that you are too soft on these lower class types. The knave should be clipped around the ear and then sent back to his slovenly pit for daring to speak in such an uncouth manner about his betters.

Honestly, if you start treating the plebians like they are real people we will have no end of bother, mark my words.

Now, wheres my ivory back scratcher?

edit:
LOOK! The thief has pilfered my signet and is attempting to bring shame to my good name!
I shall fetch the constabulary

ro1798

3rd world Ballinteer....

The Hill Billy

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I dont like Kevin Myers. rich people are bad etc..

:rolleyes: Poor people shouldn't be allowed use the internet. It lowers the tone of The Web.

Dudess

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I doubt he believes half of what he prints.

Yeah, that's what I think. It's not possible for someone so intelligent to be so dumb.

Adam

Hill Billy wrote: »

:rolleyes: Poor people shouldn't be allowed use the internet. It lowers the tone of The Web.

Seconded.

r3nu4l

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I doubt he believes half of what he prints.

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah, that's what I think. It's not possible for someone so intelligent to be so dumb.

He's the Jeremy Clarkson of Ireland tbh although I doubt he'd like the comparison

Wazdakka

Hill Billy wrote: »

:rolleyes: Poor people shouldn't be allowed use the internet. It lowers the tone of The Web.

Agreed,

And to think that our packets are mixing freely with the likes of these rapscallions..

Something must be done...

*Swirls brandy*

The Real B-man

Please Please Bash Ryan Turbidy!!!

whiskeyman

My butler types my posts here.

gillyfromlyre

The hubby met Myers while playing pitch and putt one day, said he was a perfect gent but was a bit twitchy. I asked him what he meant by "twitchy" and the hubby said that when Myers was talking to him he stood very close to him and his head was twitching and jerking forward the odd time,the hubby thought that Myers was going to headbutt him at one stage,strange

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hill Billy wrote: »

:rolleyes: Poor people shouldn't be allowed use the internet. It lowers the tone of The Web.

I didn't realise they could connect to the Internet from their little mud-huts.

* adjusts monocle *

The Hill Billy

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

I didn't realise they could connect to the Internet from their little mud-huts.

* adjusts monocle *

They're resourceful little beggars those proles. Apparently they scour one's recycle bins & pilfer the leftover megabytes & whatnot. Hanging's too good for them, I say.

* gets butler to iron monitor & keyboard before reading dailytelegraph.co.uk *

Chunks

gillyfromlyre wrote: »

The hubby met Myers while playing pitch and putt one day, said he was a perfect gent but was a bit twitchy. I asked him what he meant by "twitchy" and the hubby said that when Myers was talking to him he stood very close to him and his head was twitching and jerking forward the odd time,the hubby thought that Myers was going to headbutt him at one stage,strange

Meyer's drives a taxi? :eek:

KingOfFairview

Beg' pardon kind sirs, but as its Friday eve, peraps I could go 'ome early?

Ebonyellie

Why wasn't he playing golf like the rest of the set?

Rb

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Beg' pardon kind sirs, but as its Friday eve, peraps I could go 'ome early?

It's Thursday.

I know you're from Fairview and all, but a calendar doesn't cost that much, maybe you could skim a bit off the top of this weeks dole payment and splash out on one?

KingOfFairview

rb_ie wrote: »

It's Thursday.

I know you're from Fairview and all, but a calendar doesn't cost that much, maybe you could skim a bit off the top of this weeks dole payment and splash out on one?

ahem. Pardon my impudence good sir, but "Friday eve" means Thursday, lest fings've changed since I was in borstal

Sherifu

Bring the car around Jeeves. I want to do a spot of shopping.

Rob_l

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Revolution
First
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GhostInTheRuins

The vermin have too much free speech these days.

Rb

You know, people can be rich and not snobby. Sure look at the Monk for example.

JIZZLORD

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girl's dormitory? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

The Hill Billy

rb_ie wrote: »

You know, people can be rich and not snobby. Sure look at the Monk for example.

It is a matter of class, dear boy.

Ross_Mahon

I was watching 'only fools and horses' last night, and it was the one were rodney meets this really posh girl, and dell boy turns up at the family mansion with all the posh people. And he's wrecking all their heads! And ruins everything for rodney Brilliant...

Latchy

You have just described your real average irish family Ross as opposed to the ' i am upperclass' blah blah

Sherifu

JIZZLORD wrote: »

Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form girl's dormitory? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?

Classic.

Dyr

Kevin Myers-Taximan sounds like a brilliant reality tv idea

"Heuston? Surely you mean Kingsbridge station?"

Charlie

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I dont like Kevin Myers. rich people are bad etc..

You fairviewiens are the scourge of Clontorf, constantly listing apartments in fairview as being within Clontorf, and in the process, sullying our good name.

've moerre muneeee dan yeooowwwww!

KnifeWRENCH

Ah yez posh knobz. Yiz are all fookin' Rangers-supportin' ghey MUPPEH'S. I'm comin' with me 11 brothers and da rottweilers to beat yez all, BAIIIIII!!!!!!

r3nu4l wrote: »

He's the Jeremy Clarkson of Ireland tbh although I doubt he'd like the comparison

No he's not : Jeremy Clarkson's funny!!

FlutterinBantam

Dear Oh dear, what have we got here????

The OP having reached the ripe old age of 25, resplendent in his tracksuit and runners,hair combed forward and 80c in his pocket for the day suddenly decided to bash the snobs!!!

Good man, good man.

Lemme cut out a profile of cnunts like you.

Left school at 14 because you had "issues "with the teachers ,scabbed around barely able to read and write,knocked up two or three slappers who now use your progeny to sponge on the state, and speak in a gutteral inarticulate tone that that immediately nails you down as waht you probably are, a waster.

Good man good man..so now you decide to dump on people who pursued their education, got qualifications, and through their own talent and hard work got to make a living out of their business?

Very intelligent there, horse,very intelligent,very intelligent indeed.

Adam

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Dear Oh dear, what have we got here????

The OP having reached the ripe old age of 25, resplendent in his tracksuit and runners,hair combed forward and 80c in his pocket for the day suddenly decided to bash the snobs!!!

Good man, good man.

Lemme cut out a profile of cnunts like you.

Left school at 14 because you had "issues "with the teachers ,scabbed around barely able to read and write,knocked up two or three slappers who now use your progeny to sponge on the state, and speak in a gutteral inarticulate tone that that immediately nails you down as waht you probably are, a waster.

Good man good man..so now you decide to dump on people who pursued their education, got qualifications, and through their own talent and hard work got to make a living out of their business?

Very intelligent there, horse,very intelligent,very intelligent indeed.

+1 for use of the term "horse".

chuci

whiskeyman wrote: »

My butler types my posts here.

mine too

jeremy clarkson is the best man ever

FlutterinBantam

Jeremy Clarkeson is the greatest waster and ligger ever put on God's green Earth.

Long faced lúdermaun.

chuci

he is the balls

briantwin

If you bash the snobs and they cant go to work, who'll put money in the governmental trough for ye all to buy your nike air maxes with??

The Hill Billy

I say chaps, why don't we sit down & discuss this like gentlemen over port & cigars?

Now, do you know the Bishop of Winchester...?

KingOfFairview

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Dear Oh dear, what have we got here????

The OP having reached the ripe old age of 25, resplendent in his tracksuit and runners,hair combed forward and 80c in his pocket for the day suddenly decided to bash the snobs!!!

Good man, good man.

Lemme cut out a profile of cnunts like you.

Left school at 14 because you had "issues "with the teachers ,scabbed around barely able to read and write,knocked up two or three slappers who now use your progeny to sponge on the state, and speak in a gutteral inarticulate tone that that immediately nails you down as waht you probably are, a waster.

Good man good man..so now you decide to dump on people who pursued their education, got qualifications, and through their own talent and hard work got to make a living out of their business?

Very intelligent there, horse,very intelligent,very intelligent indeed.

Have you been spying on me or somehting>?

Kev_ps3

Ok the thread is about bashing snobs yet people seem to be puttting on funny old english accents and bashing the working class. It seems we've got a few snobs in our midst.

The Hill Billy

Kev_ps3 wrote: »

Ok the thread is about bashing snobs yet people seem to be puttting on funny old english accents and bashing the working class. It seems we've got a few snobs in our midst.

Uppity prole! Your kind should learn to only speak when you are spoken to.

FlutterinBantam

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Have you been spying on me or somehting>?

Aaah there he is, KOF ,champion of the downtrodden and underprivileged,the disadvantaged,the abused, the less well off,the underclass,the social and economic cripples who do jamm all to help themselves and then wonder why they are in the position they are in!!!

Hold on now while I jack up my tax take from 42% to 62% to pay for your feckless and irresponsible lifestyle.

Or i can giro it to you:cool:

KingOfFairview

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Aaah there he is, KOF ,champion of the downtrodden and underprivileged,the disadvantaged,the abused, the less well off,the underclass,the social and economic cripples who do jamm all to help themselves and then wonder why they are in the position they are in!!!

Hold on now while I jack up my tax take from 42% to 62% to pay for your feckless and irresponsible lifestyle.

Or i can giro it to you:cool:

Cash please, me smack dealer dosent take this "giro" you speak of... what is this "helping yourself" youre on about? i only know having rich people pay higher taxes to improve my life?? and by the way that "registered user" under my name? that comes form the time I was convicted of riding an underage girl and being a smackhead