Public Apology

Article43

I would like to apologise to the posters who posted idiotic post in the I&M section for calling them idiots - I had no right to say that to them.

I would also like to apologise to all the mods for calling them silly little gamers, and for the rude remark about them now using piddle bottles so that they don't have to drag themselves away from their screens - I had no right to say that either.

In light of my stupidity, and the wise crack at the new book for teaching the mods, I have decided that I am going to ban myself for a period of time, starting sometime today, and finishing sometime in April.

Again, you all have my sincere apologies, for calling you all idiots is just not on, really :mad:

Maximilian

/grabs popcorn.

Ron DMC

Don't worry, no one took it personally. Well, no one important at least.

Mr Magnolia

0.o

Article43

Maximilian wrote: »

/grabs popcorn.

I am serious - this is not a joke! :eek:

_blank_

Why the change of mind?

/grabs popcorn, adds minstrels.

bohsman

The best bit was where he tried to post something intelligent in the gambling forum of all places.

Article43

Ronny Mitchell wrote: »

Don't worry, no one took it personally. Well, no one important at least.

Thank you Ronny - I went to the church over the weekend and I decided to go to confession, something that I have not done for, well, I can't actually remember?

Anyway, the priest was very understanding, and when I told him that I called people idiots, he asked me why?

I told him why, the idiotic posts and all that stuff, and he then peeped at me thru the small curtain to see who I was. I was very embarrassed and it was this looking thru the curtain that really had the impact on me.

It was like a revelation!

Maximilian

Article43 wrote: »

I am serious - this is not a joke! :eek:

Of course you're not serious. You are trolling & looking for some fun. Else, I'm sure you would have made sincere and serious gestures to make amends, like sending apologetic pm's to the persons concerned. You will dutifully monitor the thread and reply to select posts, gradually stirring up the wasps.

Anyone offering odds on when our friend gets banned?

In the meantime, pass the minstrels would you DesF?

Article43

bohsman wrote: »

The best bit was where he tried to post something intelligent in the gambling forum of all places.

As much as you try to rile me this time - it will not work.

When one sees the right in their wrong, it can be a very precarious experience!

Article43

Maximilian wrote: »

Of course you're not serious. You are trolling & looking for some fun. Else, I'm sure you would have made sincere and serious gestures to make amends, like sending apologetic pm's to the persons concerned. You will dutifully monitor the thread and reply to select posts, gradually stirring up the wasps.

Anyone offering odds on when our friend gets banned?

In the meantime, pass the minstrels would you DesF?

Maximilian - I do remember joking about your nose, and the lift doors, and that was not very nice - so I apologise to you.

I am sure that you are a kind and considerate mod, and that you will be amply rewarded for all of the good work that you do for society.

For, where would we all be but for yourself, and your good friends?

bohsman

Article43 wrote: »

As much as you try to rile me this time - it will not work.

When one sees the right in their wrong, it can be a very precarious experience!

Im actually serious, this is the standard of post you need to uphold there http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055268591

Maximilian

Article43 wrote: »

Maximilian - I do remember joking about your nose, and the lift doors, and that was not very nice - so I apologise to you.

I am sure that you are a kind and considerate mod, and that you will be amply rewarded for all of the good work that you do for society.

For, where would we all be but for yourself, and your good friends?

As your hero once said:

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.



I think vacating the thread would be such a token, Mr 43. Surely you've said your piece and need not add more.

Bob the Builder

now ban yourself while your still ahead...

Article43

Maximilian wrote: »

As your hero once said:

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.



I think vacating the thread would be such a token, Mr 43. Surely you've said your piece and need not add more.

Thank you Max - Socrates also said;

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance"

Article43

nevf wrote: »

now ban yourself while your still ahead...

I am a man of my word - what I say I mean!

Slow Motion

/grabs popcorn, minstrels, adds beer.

Rb

Stop feeding the troll.

Oryx

I thought you were already banned I must have missed a step somewhere.


/sits and grabs Max's popcorn.

Article43

rb_ie wrote: »

Stop feeding the troll.

RB - you are setting a bad example.

Here I am, crawling back with my tail between my legs, and you, a person in authority, standing there with no open arms - on the contrary, you are wielding a sledge hammer above your head :eek:

Article43

KtK wrote: »

I thought you were already banned I must have missed a step somewhere.


/sits and grabs Max's popcorn.

Yes KtK, I was banned, and rightly so, for I have now seen the err in my ways.

What I done was wrong, and no matter how hard I try, it looks like I will not be accepted back into the community - I have been cast out like the black sheep!

Alas, it is all of my own doing, so I must pay the price for my idiotic posts.

Maybe someday, some where, some mod will find it in his/her heart to forgive me - I nearly forgot Calina there for a moment, how stupid of me.

Hi merc

Overheal

Move this to the Thunderdome so we can go to town on it

Oryx

Im just wondering how long Jekyll43 will be here before Hyde43 takes over.

Article43

Overheal wrote: »

Move this to the Thunderdome so we can go to town on it

I hope you are not referring to here :eek:

Article43

KtK wrote: »

Im just wondering how long Jekyll43 will be here before Hyde43 takes over.

As Govnet O'Lunacy says,

"I am a broken man"

Sherifu

Apology accepted Article43. Don't do it again.

Article43

Article43 wrote: »

As Govnet O'Lunacy says,

"I am a broken man"

Opps - wrong image :mad:

Sully

Appology accepted. Say 10 Hail Marrys and an Our Father and ill forgive you fully my child.

Article43

Sherifu wrote: »

Apology accepted Article43. Don't do it again.

Thank you Sherifu,

There is now some light at the end of the tunnel - you have just given me some new hope

Article43

Sully wrote: »

Appology accepted. Say 10 Hail Marrys and an Our Father and ill forgive you fully my child.

Whee hee...:):):):):):)

LOLJacks? That's a new one.

DublinWriter

Article43 wrote: »

Again, you all have my sincere apologies, for calling you all idiots is just not on, really :mad:

You called who-what-now?

Mmmmm...popcorn.

A-Trak

How Article43 sitebanned yet not?

Does not compute??

/empties piddle bottle and flexes gaming thumb

Anomaly

Deleted User wrote: »

Hi merc

Hi!




Even I am confused'ed.

Still..doing well in the 12 x 180 SnG on stars! One Time!!!!

Anomaly

Anomaly wrote: »

Hi!




Still..doing well in the 12 x 180 SnG on stars! One Time!!!!

One Time!!

Seat 1: halucn8tion (55068 in chips)
Seat 2: virto007 (29601 in chips)
Seat 3: marc139 (11022 in chips)
Seat 4: ZeroManooo99 (31702 in chips)
Seat 5: ygob (4642 in chips)
Seat 6: jumper2111 (10204 in chips)
Seat 7: DjMae (47719 in chips)
Seat 8: mouse524 (30526 in chips)
Seat 9: ironste73 (49516 in chips)
halucn8tion: posts the ante 500
virto007: posts the ante 500
marc139: posts the ante 500
ZeroManooo99: posts the ante 500
ygob: posts the ante 500
jumper2111: posts the ante 500
DjMae: posts the ante 500
mouse524: posts the ante 500
ironste73: posts the ante 500
mouse524: posts small blind 2500
ironste73: posts big blind 5000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZeroManooo99 [Kc Ah]
halucn8tion: raises 10000 to 15000
virto007: folds
marc139: folds
ZeroManooo99: raises 16202 to 31202 and is all-in
ygob: folds
jumper2111: folds
DjMae: folds
mouse524: folds
ironste73: folds
halucn8tion: calls 16202
*** FLOP *** [7d Ks Th]
*** TURN *** [7d Ks Th] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [7d Ks Th 2c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
halucn8tion: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
ZeroManooo99: shows [Kc Ah] (a pair of Kings)
ZeroManooo99 collected 74404 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 74404 | Rake 0
Board [7d Ks Th 2c Js]
Seat 1: halucn8tion showed [Jd Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: virto007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: marc139 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ZeroManooo99 showed [Kc Ah] and won (74404) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: ygob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jumper2111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DjMae (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mouse524 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ironste73 (big blind) folded before Flop

Anomaly

XVIII (3000/6000) - 2008/04/08 - 17:28:03 (ET)
Table '83984612 13' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: virto007 (22801 in chips)
Seat 4: ZeroManooo99 (87204 in chips)
Seat 5: ygob (13190 in chips)
Seat 7: DjMae (67819 in chips)
Seat 8: mouse524 (51592 in chips)
Seat 9: ironste73 (27394 in chips)
virto007: posts the ante 600
ZeroManooo99: posts the ante 600
ygob: posts the ante 600
DjMae: posts the ante 600
mouse524: posts the ante 600
ironste73: posts the ante 600
virto007: posts small blind 3000
ZeroManooo99: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ZeroManooo99 [6c Ac]
ygob: folds
DjMae: folds
mouse524: folds
ironste73: folds
virto007: raises 12000 to 18000
ZeroManooo99: raises 68604 to 86604 and is all-in
virto007: calls 4201 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3s 7h As]
*** TURN *** [3s 7h As] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [3s 7h As Kh] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
virto007: shows [Qd Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ZeroManooo99: shows [6c Ac] (a pair of Aces)
virto007 collected 48002 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 48002 | Rake 0
Board [3s 7h As Kh Th]
Seat 2: virto007 (small blind) showed [Qd Jc] and won (48002) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 4: ZeroManooo99 (big blind) showed [6c Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: ygob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DjMae folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mouse524 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: ironste73 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Bummer...

Anomaly

poker is jkfhjdfhvgfdhskdfh k dnvkjtenfhpae

Dudess

Des, you should have added Maltesers, not Minstrels! :mad:

muffler

Article43 wrote: »

and he then peeped at me thru the small curtain to see who I was. I was very embarrassed and it was this looking thru the curtain that really had the impact on me.

Are you an altar boy?

smashey

Dudess wrote: »

Des, you should have added Maltesers, not Minstrels! :mad:

Wrong there Dudess. Des knows his cinema snacks.;)

The Hill Billy

Play fair folks. Maybe Arty is being genuinely contrite. It makes a pleasant change from the usual "Fight Da Powahhh!" muppetry,

Slow Motion wrote: »

/grabs popcorn, minstrels, adds beer.

/laughs at Slow Mo & his soggy popcorn

Slow Motion

Hill Billy wrote: »

Play fair folks. Maybe Arty is being genuinely contrite. It makes a pleasant change from the usual "Fight Da Powahhh!" muppetry,


/laughs at Slow Mo & his soggy popcorn

It's my new invention I calls it beercorn!

Marksie

Article43 wrote: »

It was like a revelation!

Would that be as in seas of blood and four guys on horseback running around a lot type of revelation?

That is where this thread is going

humanji

Dudess wrote: »

Des, you should have added Maltesers, not Minstrels! :mad:

And cheese and onion crisps to give it all a little flavour!

r3nu4l

Slow Motion wrote: »

It's my new invention I calls it beercorn!

<_<

/Races to patent office!

useful_contacts

good for you takes a big man to apoligise

sings *its too late to apoligise.....*

only kiddn

well done:)

useful_contacts

Myth wrote: »

LOLJacks? That's a new one.

baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha:D

Wazdakka

I for one entirely support the OP in his campaign to promote LOLjacks and Beercorn. I wish him all the luck in....
Wait...
What was going on here again?

Article43

Hello to ALL - I have officially lifted the ban on myself as from now

In order to celebrate my return to this fine place, I am going to compose some short verse as a mark of respect for fellow members, and the mods as well, of course.

If anyone has any objections, please say so now, or forever hold your piece - or is that peace

311

I've no objections