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How To Find Inner Peace

  • 05-04-2008 01:00AM
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked
    for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives?

    By following the simple advice I heard on the radio
    yesterday, I have finally found inner peace.

    A phone-in show was talking about the potential damage
    to our health of the stress we have in our lives.

    Dr Phil's procure way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished.

    So, this morning I looked around my house to see all the
    things I had started and hadn't finished and before leaving the
    house,

    Finished off a bottle of Merlot,

    A bottle of White Zinfandel,

    A bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,

    A bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin,

    Some Jaffa cakes,

    The remainder of an old Prozac prescription,

    The rest of the cheesecake,

    some Doritos and a box of chocolates,

    You have no idea how bloody good I feel!!!!

    The man is a genius!

    Please pass this on to those people in your lives you
    feel might be in need of inner peace!


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