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USA has nuked Iran!!!!!! jesus christ!!!

  • 01-04-2008 8:42am
    #1
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭


    :eek:

    Just breaking now on Sky News!!! F*CKING HELL, this will majorly f*ck things up worldwide.

    I'm seriously sh*tting myself now


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Comments

  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Zomg the end of the world is nigh! Repent!


  • #3
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,692 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    No they didnt! :D:D
    Come up with something better for April fools!


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No! the USA intended to nuke Israel but forgot to change the codes and hit Moscow instead ;)


  • #5
    derek27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭derek27


    Oh it's only a matter of time now before Boards is inundated with stupid April fools threads like this now... I think the mods should be watching out for them today and delete them before anyone gets a chance to read them.


  • #6
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    derek27 wrote: »
    Oh it's only a matter of time now before Boards is inundated with stupid April fools threads like this now... I think the mods should be watching out for them today and delete them before anyone gets a chance to read them.
    In fairness to Dave, at least it's original.


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  • #7
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    It's not a joke, teh end is nigh :pac: Hide under a table!


  • #8
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    :eek:

    Just breaking now on Sky News!!! F*CKING HELL, this will majorly f*ck things up worldwide.

    I'm seriously sh*tting myself now

    Sit down, have a pint and relax.


  • #9
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    Wait... did they nuke Iran and Jesus Christ? That's unexpected..


  • #10
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    im not believing anything thats said today ;)


  • #11
    Unaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Unaton


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No! the USA intended to nuke Israel but forgot to change the codes and hit Moscow instead ;)
    And God bless them for that. Bleedin' Rooskies.


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  • #12
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    im not believing anything thats said today ;)

    Yeah I'm treating everything ambiguously.

    Did that guy in PI really beat up those roman gypsy women?

    Was Oriel really banned from the Mac forum?

    Let's read on.


  • #13
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Yeah I'm treating everything ambiguously.

    Did that guy in PI really beat up those roman gypsy women?

    Was Oriel really banned from the Mac forum?

    Let's read on.
    He sure was.
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php


  • #14
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    im not believing anything thats said today ;)

    randomer: "OMG LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!"

    useful_contacts " Ahaha nice try but I......" *squelch*


  • #15
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Stop.

    Drop.

    And roll!


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    rb_ie wrote: »
    He sure was.
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/banlist.php
    But, that's the sitewide banlist...


  • #17
    lizardfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭lizardfudge


    Deleted User wrote: »
    But, that's the sitewide banlist...

    Well he's been a tit before and was let back in a on a final warning.


  • #18
    PullMyFinger!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭PullMyFinger!


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    im not believing anything thats said today ;)

    Im not even going to leave the house today. The danger!

    The danger!!!!!


  • #19
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Just breaking now on Sky News!

    If it's not on RTE then it didn't happen. Mind you, it might be on RTE tomorrow:

    RTE, The day before yesterday's news, tomorrow!


  • #20
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Slow coach wrote: »
    If it's not on RTE then it didn't happen. Mind you, it might be on RTE tomorrow:

    RTE, The day before yesterday's news, tomorrow!

    It is, it's under the headline about Berties Communion account 40 years ago.


  • #21
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    :eek:

    Just breaking now on Sky News!!! F*CKING HELL, this will majorly f*ck things up worldwide.

    I'm seriously sh*tting myself now

    sounds like someone's only just discobvered the concept of April Fool and is having a go with his first ever idea

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #22
    Simondo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Simondo


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No! the USA intended to nuke Israel but forgot to change the codes and hit Moscow instead ;)

    nah, this is america we're talking about.. they wouldnt be able to find the country they wanted on a map...


  • #23
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Oh is today April 1st? I hadn't even realised >.>


  • #24
    Plan_D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Plan_D


    Rang the Mot this morning.

    "Check out breaking news on Sky!!! Plane into the pentagon! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! They think it was a commercial Airliner!!"

    She is big into her Politics....


  • #25
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Plan_D wrote: »
    Rang the Mot this morning.

    "Check out breaking news on Sky!!! Plane into the pentagon! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! They think it was a commercial Airliner!!"

    She is big into her Politics....

    MOT as in the car place, or as in your Moth? :pac:


  • #26
    Simondo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭Simondo


    Plan_D wrote: »
    Rang the Mot this morning.

    "Check out breaking news on Sky!!! Plane into the pentagon! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! They think it was a commercial Airliner!!"

    She is big into her Politics....


    bit like groundhog day aswell :D


  • #27
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    I'd be the first to know if Iran had disappeared considering I'm due to go there next week.

    Stupid 'joke'


  • #28
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    *snore*


  • #29
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Duck and cover.


  • #30
    FunkyChicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭FunkyChicken


    Weak and predictable


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  • #31
    Plan_D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Plan_D


    FunkyChicken wrote: »
    Weak and predictable

    You don't say much Funky... but when you do.. you move me.

    :pac:


  • #32
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    kaimera wrote: »
    I'd be the first to know if Iran had disappeared considering I'm due to go there next week.

    Stupid 'joke'

    I doubt you would be the *first* to know about it.


  • #33
    Burning Eclipse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭Burning Eclipse


    kaimera wrote: »
    I'd be the first to know if Iran had disappeared considering I'm due to go there next week.

    Stupid 'joke'

    Pretty sure the Iranian people would be the first to know somehow...


  • #34
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    5starpool wrote: »
    I doubt you would be the *first* to know about it.
    Burning Eclipse wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Iranian people would be the first to know somehow...

    :pac:


  • #35
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    you couldve gone to the effort of making a fake newspage about it.


  • #36
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Burning Eclipse wrote: »
    Pretty sure the Iranian people would be the first to know somehow...

    Think about it! The Yanks would be the first to know. :)


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  • #37
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    Another fine thread that will keep after hours right at the top.

    Forget sky news, if it's breakin news after hours have it first.

    Not always completely accurate, never even remotely true, but the people love it!


  • #38
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    Slow coach wrote: »
    Think about it! The Yanks would be the first to know. :)
    Not quite..

    http://www.armscontrolwonk.com/1636/us-bombers-accidentally-transport-nukes

    If that can happen, then a harmless bunker buster dropping could become big news.


  • #39
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!! :D

    You all fell for it, but I think it's time to come clean: the USA did not nuke Iran. They nuked..................










































    Ireland! :eek:


  • #40
    SpitfireIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,509 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    Its April fools day?


  • #41
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    *yawn*


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  • #42
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    They nuked..................


    Ireland! :eek:

    Tallaght, hopefully.


  • #43
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Slow coach wrote: »
    Tallaght, hopefully.
    Actually it landed right in YORE MA's vagina!


  • #44
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Actually it landed right in YORE MA's vagina!

    So, UXB in Mt Jerome! Get out there and disarm it, willya. Bring a torch.


  • #45
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Slow coach wrote: »
    Tallaght, hopefully.
    Careful now...

    Radioactive Scumbags!! AGHH!! :eek:


  • #46
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    VERY DISAPPOINTED

    Not cause Iran didn't get nuked but because I instantly knew it was an April fools thing when I read the title. So I was expecting a really cool fake news report about it.

    Or a fake news video like that "the whole internet has crashed" thing. But nope, nothing.

    Damn you.

    Because that would have really been a damn good idea for an April fools joke. If some one made a carbon copy of say the Sky news website and make fake news reports about it, to back up the fake video.

    :mad:


  • #47
    GrumPy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    DaveMcG wrote: »
    :eek:

    Just breaking now on Sky News!!! F*CKING HELL, this will majorly f*ck things up worldwide.

    I'm seriously sh*tting myself now

    You are thee single worst prankster on the internetz. GTFO


  • #48
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    CroppyBoy1798 wrote: »
    Its April fools day?

    Yes. The most retarded day in the history of the world.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    antodeco wrote: »
    Sky News

    If only there was a thanks button for AH.


  • #50
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Screenshot taken from Sky News


  • #51
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If only there was a thanks button for AH.

    Sorry, linking issue! Had to re-post!!


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