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I'm bored

  • 23-03-2008 8:24pm
    #1
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭


    I thought about posting this in the Dublin City forum but I'd like a reply before 2009 so...

    What does one do on an evening like tonight? I'm really, really bored here. I spend most of my evenings that aren't school nights drinking, and with that not an option tonight, I don't know what to do with myself. Of my options:

    - Mates are away or non-answering
    - Family are too far away to visit, or are nearby but have seen me loads recently
    - Not a gym day
    - Masturbation lacking appeal
    - Nothing on TV
    - DVDs all watched a million times
    - No interest in computer games

    I've killed some time cooking and likening boardsies to Arsenal players, and now I'm at a loss. I'm almost tempted to start cleaning the ****ing flat...


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    I thought about posting this in the Dublin City forum but I'd like a reply before 2009 so...

    What does one do on an evening like tonight? I'm really, really bored here. I spend most of my evenings that aren't school nights drinking, and with that not an option tonight, I don't know what to do with myself. Of my options:

    - Mates are away or non-answering
    - Family are too far away to visit, or are nearby but have seen me loads recently
    - Not a gym day
    - Masturbation lacking appeal
    - Nothing on TV
    - DVDs all watched a million times
    - No interest in computer games

    I've killed some time cooking and likening boardsies to Arsenal players, and now I'm at a loss. I'm almost tempted to start cleaning the ****ing flat...

    You sick, sick human being. Hang your head in shame.

    You could do the loner cinema thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭Recon


    watch this for an hour.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    And when you're done with that, http://www.ted.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Try licking your elbow.

    Id imagine that would keep you busy for the evening


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Have a few cans
    Dont clean the flat
    Masturbate
    Text a few ex's
    Masturbate
    Count how many murphys are in the phone book
    Now clean the flat


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Pepe in school and yet signed on here in 1999? I've heard of being kept back late but this is silly. :p

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,044 ✭✭✭Sqaull20


    Go post on Arsenal Mania :p


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    snyper wrote: »
    Try licking your elbow.

    Id imagine that would keep you busy for the evening
    Thanks, I'll give that a shot. Should I get bored, I'll post you a turd in an envelope instead.
    Have a few cans - None available.
    Dont clean the flat - Roger.
    Masturbate - See OP.
    Text a few ex's - I have none... er, I mean, I deleted her number recently... er, I mean, I deleted all their numbers recently.
    Masturbate - ^^^
    Count how many murphys are in the phone book - I tried that before, but I kept losing count after 12.
    Now clean the flat - Don't tempt me...


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Sqaull20 wrote: »
    Go post on Arsenal Mania :p
    Nigs. That train has sailed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Choooooocolaaaaaaate...........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Look on buyandsell/ebay for shit.

    Ooh ooh,

    www.dealextreme.com

    Chinese tat with free internationl shipping.

    Seriously, lots of rubbish there to get, I got a mouse, um, a pen that electrocutes people, look magnets, and lazorz, phazooowizzzummm, see, a dot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Thanks, I'll give that a shot. Should I get bored, I'll post you a turd in an envelope instead.

    Grand.

    At least i wont have to lick the envelope shut :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Eugh I ate something I found in my hair, mank its disgusting.

    Batman begins is on tv3 at 9, disregard the above, all of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Waste your life playing dope wars on facebook.... works for me!

    Join an online dating service and mess with peoples heads?
    Go for a walk.
    Get on the first bus to pass by your nearest stop and then go on a mystery tour.
    Call an old relation to see how they are and get in the good books.
    Challenge yourself to jerk off whilest thinking about the ugliest person you've ever seen.
    Spend the evening thinking "what if" and then go through all the mistakes you feel you've made.
    Learn to cook.
    See how many sits ups you can do in an hour.
    Pray and remember what Jesus did for us all those years ago (all those public holidays... where would we be without him!?)


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So is 48 hours. ROXANNE!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    snyper wrote: »
    Grand.

    At least i wont have to lick the envelope shut :D
    Self sealing, self sealing.
    Choooooocolaaaaaaate...........
    The feckin shops are closed!
    mike65 wrote: »
    Pepe in school and yet signed on here in 1999? I've heard of being kept back late but this is silly. :p

    Mike.
    Where I come from, people don't mock the disabilities of others. That goes for you too, snyper.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KmWbKJ8CyY


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Get on the first bus to pass by your nearest stop and then go on a mystery tour.

    I've actually done that a few times, it's fun! If you wanna really make a mystery of it though you gotta switch buses randomly along the way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar



    The feckin shops are closed!
    You mean you don't keep a back-up supply?! :eek:


    Hmm, lesson learned I guess.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    See red.
    Waste your life playing dope wars on facebook.... works for me! - NT

    Join an online dating service and mess with peoples heads? - Trolling, but more personal, you say? I like it.
    Go for a walk. - Snigger.
    Get on the first bus to pass by your nearest stop and then go on a mystery tour. - I dunno. Pretty much any bus I get on from here would be taking me to a more dangerous place, and I like that security.
    Call an old relation to see how they are and get in the good books. - hmm. I think I'd rather be bored. Does that make me a bad person?
    Challenge yourself to jerk off whilest thinking about the ugliest person you've ever seen. - Er, what other way is there?
    Spend the evening thinking "what if" and then go through all the mistakes you feel you've made. - Is this another masturbation activity, or is it something less meaningful?
    Learn to cook. - Pierce film lid, place in microwave, rotate dial, press button...?
    See how many sits ups you can do in an hour. - That'd be about 6 and a half.
    Pray and remember what Jesus did for us all those years ago (all those public holidays... where would we be without him!?) - The above youtube video I posted also applies here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Ok fine, if you *that* bored, I'll meet you outside Burger King on O'Connell Street at 10.
    You won't know what I look like so just stand there at the main door at the side closest to the liffey and keep asking anyone who looks remotely female, "Do you kill kittens?".

    See you then!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Read a book
    Watch Invader Zim (GIR rocks :D)
    Go for a walk (but wrap up it's darned cold out)
    Practise your dance moves in front of the mirror
    Play 52 card pick up
    Scroll through your phone book on your mobile and see if you know everyone on the list
    Play join the dots with your freckles
    Count your freckles


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    star-pants wrote: »
    Read a book
    Watch Invader Zim (GIR rocks :D)
    Go for a walk (but wrap up it's darned cold out)
    Practise your dance moves in front of the mirror
    Play 52 card pick up
    Scroll through your phone book on your mobile and see if you know everyone on the list
    Play join the dots with your freckles
    Count your freckles

    I second this: You could learn the doom song, and appease both myself and starpants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Build yourself a fort.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,960 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Play this game. That should keep you busy for a few years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Play this game. That should keep you busy for a few years.

    Oh dear sweet mother of satan, not again!

    Damn you ac, that game traumatised me! :mad:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Play this game. That should keep you busy for a few years.

    That looks horrrrrible!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    This post has been deleted.
    Batman Begins is on!!

    .....Christian Bale....mmmmmm.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    bored to tears myself. another bank holiday weekend wasted. That game annoyed the hell out of me so much, I had to delete it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭IanCurtis


    You could post an idiotic message on Boards?

    Oh no, you've just done that......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    I see you practise what you preach


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Recon wrote: »
    watch this for an hour.
    Good watch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    OP hasn't posted in a while.
    I hope he hasn't actually gone to Burger King!?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    OP hasn't posted in a while.
    I hope he hasn't actually gone to Burger King!?

    Or maybe he has decided masturbating isn't such a bad idea after all?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    SDooM wrote: »
    Or maybe he has decided masturbating isn't such a bad idea after all?
    Quite possibly both!


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Quite possibly both!

    Im pretty sure masturbating while swallowing a whopper in public will get you arrested. Don't think we will see the OP again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Batman Begins is on!!

    .....Christian Bale....mmmmmm.....

    Had forgotton how gorgeous he is , mmm.
    OP hasn't posted in a while.
    I hope he hasn't actually gone to Burger King!?

    :eek: :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Quite possibly both!
    When you're bored you'll try anything I guess :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    bronte wrote: »
    Had forgotton how gorgeous he is , mmm.



    :eek: :p
    Oh no, I could never forget...never...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    SDooM wrote: »
    I second this: You could learn the doom song, and appease both myself and starpants!

    I hope he's gone to learn the doom song..... *hopeful*


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    star-pants wrote: »
    I hope he's gone to learn the doom song..... *hopeful*

    You and me both. I'll have a boards theme tune.

    doomydoomydoomy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    SDooM wrote: »
    You and me both. I'll have a boards theme tune.

    doomydoomydoomy

    "I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...." "Doom doom doom...Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy!"
    :D

    I'm so excited I hope he's a quick learner...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Doom doom doom DOOM!

    ...

    He better be damn good at it. And not have killed any chickens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Hopefully not....

    "I made mashed po-ta-toes!"


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    star-pants wrote: »
    Hopefully not....

    "I made mashed po-ta-toes!"

    You never know hes been gone ages.


    I saw a squirrel!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    This is quite true....

    "Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!" (to keep on topic ;) - something the op could do)

    sneaky GIR quotes...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭IanCurtis


    Oh no, I could never forget...never...

    grow up girls, you're not 15 anymore


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    star-pants wrote: »
    This is quite true....

    "Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!" (to keep on topic ;) - something the op could do)

    sneaky GIR quotes...

    Or, he could try dancing like a monkey... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    or ... get some BUUUUURRRRRRIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTOOOOOOEEEESSSSS :D


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    Or make biscuits!


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