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  • 19-03-2008 6:24pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭


    Coud be interesting (or locked)... Here's mine:

    "Take my time? With chicken and chips? I should hope not!"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    lol


    "Kids go dancing on weds night :("




    kdjac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,195 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    "He's busy at home cooking me chicken and chips. See ya in 10."

    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    it's over, get the fcuk over it. x


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    "No!we won't go to Denmark, if we visit you in Sweden. No. I know... I know. Your plan will fail. ~_~"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Show_me_Safety


    hehe its ok im in work at 9 so i shant be drinking x


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "What are you up to?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    "Yer gonna squeel like a little piggy - bitch"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    basquille wrote: »
    "He's busy at home cooking me chicken and chips. See ya in 10."

    ;)

    haha :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,420 ✭✭✭Invincible


    got a txt to say they can't make pool match tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Invincible wrote: »
    got a txt to say they can't make pool match tonight.

    ... "sent" ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    "Imagine how you'll feel when I cut the other one off."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    "check your bebo when you get in."


    zzz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Karoma wrote: »
    "No!we won't go to Denmark, if we visit you in Sweden. No. I know... I know. Your plan will fail. ~_~"

    AGGGGHHHHHHH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Beanstalk


    Yeah, i like Maltesers easter eggs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    "Ah sure not to worry, it's not the first time someone's vomited on that particular patch of carpeting. Don't worry about it :)"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "Post me some of them wagon wheels and waffle crisps, will ring later"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Lawless_Samurai


    who d f**k is this & why r u txtin me!!!??? I don't kno u!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    "I was all in da club sippin some jin smokin on a benadrome when I
    peeped this little hoe out"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    3 chips. 2 with vinegar.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    ''What are the last 4 digits of your credit card''?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    "oh. Sorry. I'll stop then, shall I?"


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Do you want me to leave the key in the locker or to put it somewhere else not as obvious?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭watsgone


    "My we are x today"


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    "Very!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    "Done. Stopped. Not another word. Ever. Nope. Not one. So sorry."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    "Im busy il talk to you later"

    I wasn't busy at all but she'll never know! Unless I let it slip somehow...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Karoma wrote: »
    "oh. Sorry. I'll stop then, shall I?"
    Myth wrote: »
    "Do you want me to leave the key in the locker or to put it somewhere else not as obvious?"

    Avatar Snap!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    'Maybe he told her to **** off when she insisted on a holiday or new bag or something like that. It'll be back on in 3 weeks. You'll see'


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    "Have people been stealing your food?"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    "A bit of a delay. Bus driver is the biggest retard Ive ever come across. You better have food ready for me."


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    WindSock wrote: »
    Avatar Snap!

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    I don't believe you for a second!! :D HaHa
    togster wrote: »
    it's over, get the fcuk over it. x

    ''Ah for jaesus sake. What do you want?''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,601 ✭✭✭DetectivFoxtrot


    "I'm on my way up now, got some courage at the last minute!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    "Ha just got that message at the urinal. My text alert is Mr. Susan asking about his balls. Look at them shine!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,844 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    "Stil waiting4confirmation :( will know by half 6"

    And I still don't know :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,109 ✭✭✭ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV


    '' on the way home can you get a spade and black plastic bags and a chainsaw? we had some trouble at home earlier''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Bendihorse wrote: »
    I don't believe you for a second!! :D HaHa



    ''Ah for jaesus sake. What do you want?''

    the fcukin ipod where is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    "Ugh...I know:( gonna be tough. Just nearly home now. Was kinda sh!t after you left. Dunno why i stayed out so late"

    Sent this morning on my way home from a rubbish night in Berlin, having to get up not long after to view a flat:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    "I'll be home at 6:30, don't talk to the cops if they come to the door"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Stargal


    "I'm guessing that your favourite joke wasn't suitable for publication;) They were handy, thanks for sending them on".


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    "Ha just got that message at the urinal. My text alert is Mr. Susan asking about his balls. Look at them shine!"

    Ha ha thats awesome. Did anyone check them out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    you going to the chipper after work


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 598 ✭✭✭arseagon


    "Did you try unplugging the wireless access point?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Grand job, on my way home now. Dont forget the lotto. luv u x x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 48 Bunnywabbit*


    "Got the Kings of Leon Album.... ****-hot"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 ✭✭✭aoife2k


    "Dentist! That's what I was up to lol. Shoppin? How lovely, i'm broke now after bein at the dentist :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    a 3 leg dog walks into a saloon...

    He says im looking for the man that shot ma paw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Tell me about it. Pub tonight then? And how ****ing desperate is she?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Ya cool, tomoros grand


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Master, you so generous. I'll ready the beating irons.


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